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[–]Macphearson131 points132 points133 points 5 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
"I WILL KNO BY UR HORRID SPELLING"
Well, she seems self aware.
[–]iVah1d37 points38 points39 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
she kno
[–]Your_Coke_DealerJr. Hamster Analyst17 points18 points19 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
de wae
[–]Dronelisk12 points13 points14 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wy ar yu ranning?
[–]RealMcGonzoJr. Hamster Analyst2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
JDsyH dJDusjj, dasjcu c sjcuaj jkl.
[–]RedditRouge00132 points133 points134 points 5 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
She is extremely jaded from dating and is at her breaking point.
It warms my heart ❤️
[–]MadDogMAGA30 points31 points32 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The wall is real
[–]BluepillProfessorMRP Mod2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
dating
What is this thing of which you speak?
She isn't 'dating.' She is Chasing Chad and getting pumped and dumped. Over and over again.
It does indeed warm the heart.
[–]wathon2Sr. Hamster Analyst1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Correction: She is extremely jaded from being pump-n-dumped too many times.
[–]FactCheckOnTheFlySr. Hamster Analyst-1 points0 points1 point 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
More specifically her poor choices in dating.
[–]motor-_76 points77 points78 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
She has un-mgtowed me!
I am going to work extra hours, hit the gym, and become a surgeon just so I can win this rare flower of femininity.
[–]Harry_TeakSr. Hamster Analyst1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Better be going for neurosurgeon. I suspect she has a big appetite.
[–]iowaclass53 points54 points55 points 5 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Where’s the list of things she has to offer? Oh right, there isn’t one.
[–]IoSonCalaf14 points15 points16 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I’m really curious to see what she looks like if she feels entitled to make all these demands.
[–]BlackestPillForYou15 points16 points17 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She's 48 guarantee atleast 50-100 pounds of fat and no redeemable beauty
[–]ramaga13 points14 points15 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The no "obese hairy men with tits bigger than mine" line tells you what she looks like. She's the kind of woman those guys approach, which means she's ugly; otherwise those guys wouldn't hit on her. Guys tend to be more self-aware than women and know their value on the sexual market. A guy who's a 2 is not going to approach a 10 because he knows he doesn't have a shot. He goes after 1s and 2s.
Looks-wise this chick is at best a 2. Personality-wise, she's a negative 200.
The no blacks, Asians, and Mexicans part is illuminative, too. Even a racist white chick would hook up with a black guy if he's a surgeon who looks like Shemar Moore. Shemar Moore/surgeon types aren't hitting on this chick, though--she's getting hit on by bottom of the barrel people of color. To her, people of color are all losers because the loser POC are the only ones desperate enough to hit on her.
[–]loneliness-incLvL 99 Rogue NiceGuy™12 points13 points14 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Where’s the list of things she has to offer?
Read it again. That is the list of what she has to offer!
She has nagging and criticizing to offer!!! 😂
[–]Newbosterone4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She’s got a PhD in Pain In The Ass.
[–]BumKnickleJr. Hamster Analyst27 points28 points29 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
i love people like this i genuinely do, solely because you dont have to care about their feelings at all.
ordinarily i would be quite respectful and polite to people as a default response, but when they are as obnoxious as this i literally couldnt give a flying fuck.
i dont date, but if i did and she hit me up i would simply say "not a chance you are too old too ugly (if she was) and obnoxious " and not feel bad about it at all.
[–][deleted] 13 points14 points15 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Could you imagine the meltdown?
"How DARE this fucking incel faggot piece of shit REJECT ME????" Men used to offer me MONEY to have sex with me, and now this incel shitlord has the AUDACITY to REJECT this sweet sweet pussy I am offering? He MUST be a closet GAY!"
The hamster would spin to warp speed to soothe her battered ego lol!
[–]BumKnickleJr. Hamster Analyst8 points9 points10 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
this is when i wind down the window and shout "sorry luv, i cant hear you over my Porsche" as you rev the engine and drive off into the sunset with a huge smile.
[–]Chairman_Ellen_PaoPuts extra mayo on his roast beef tacos2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Be sure to say that to her in all caps.
[–]_infinite_Thoughts17 points18 points19 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
48 acting like this. Smh. She still doesn't even say what she wants or is looking for(directly). So many guys see these types of profiles and have broken through to get the ass what makes this woman any different... We know who has been pumped and dumped the last 25 years or so
[–]ugluk13 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ahm, but we know, beta bux, of course. Someone to retire on his dime and bitch into the grave way too early.
[–][deleted] 16 points17 points18 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hey grandma, your caps lock is on.
[–]OracleofFl12 points13 points14 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
So, the guy she wants to meet (white knight, beta big bux) is going to read this, pass all her requirements and then jump at the chance to hit her up.......right.....
[–]Chairman_Ellen_PaoPuts extra mayo on his roast beef tacos8 points9 points10 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She wants a white white knight. LOL.
[–]BernieSandersgirl101Virgin NAWALT Bait12 points13 points14 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She's 48 years old. She should have married a good man years ago. She also has horrible grammar, which is a turn off.
[–][deleted] 11 points12 points13 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Horrid spelling", Hmm. OK.
I will kno wen I respond ur (your) idk wat
I will kno
wen I respond
ur (your)
idk wat
Bitch you better be one hot 48 year old to be flipping this kind of shit in an OLD profile. Because no woman, i don't care how hot or how velvety her pussy, is worth this kind of strident cuntiness.
[–]brazil84 1 points 5 years ago* [recovered] (2 children) | Copy Link
I think that in general, when a woman has "rules" or "policies" about dating, it makes her far less attractive because it shows she's become cynical and jaded.
[–]QuasisLogic4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Makes you realise you’re just boyfriend attempt number 52
[–]Astral-Projector7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Hey Jennifer, who hurt you?
Sssssh. You are not supposed to out her name! 😉
[–][deleted] 8 points9 points10 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If a man wrote the opposite of this, he'd be called the second coming of Heinrich Himmler.
[–]RenaHeart5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Who hurt you..?
[–]oirectine004 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Menopause is a helluva drug
It is Perimenopause at her age but same thing only worse with even more volatility.
At Menopause, the T often increases and they get horny. Perimenopausal women are just miserable in every way as their perfect little monthly cycle starts to spin out of control.
[–]CabshearJr. Hamster Analyst4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Who hurt you....
[–]WesternhagenDiamondback AMOG3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
"Porn stores" are still a thing? Who the hell buys porn in a store when they can get it for free online?
[–]Chairman_Ellen_PaoPuts extra mayo on his roast beef tacos1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
People who don't have internet.
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
A Gen X woman with a chip on her shoulder the size of Montana. Be still, my heart!
[–]SirKolbathYeah, yeah. “Mods are incels.”4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wow. That didn’t blow my skirt up, but it definitely blew my hair back.
[–]attongirdeaux3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This reads like a EULA where it talks about the defective parts section.
[–]vivab0rg2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hello to your cats. Goodbye.
WHAT'S WITH THE ALL CAPS? WHY YOU SO ANGRY?
[–]harharry2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The entitlement is strong.
The “if it wasn’t for all you idiots” is a dead give away that she goes for attractive guys who have options and legit don’t take shit from her.
I'm always tempted to respond to one of these and see how many rule violations I can cram into a message.
[–]TomahawkSuppositorySurvived the hoe hunger games1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol, you can tell she missed the boat and is now desperately hoping to not end up with a house full of cats
[–]ManReggie1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I love her desperation and depression dating as a fat (let's face it, she's probably fat) ageing bint.
[–]Shadowthrice1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Do they have jack off booths at my local porn store? I...may have been leading a sheltered life.
[–]ransay32771 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My future ex wife.
[–]Canadeaan1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
when your IQ is so high you think spammers read your bio
[–]Ipride3620 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Rule 39 and 40
[–]swedishchef1230 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I get that most of these posts are supposed to be the extreme ends of the spectrum, and to showcase just how crazy a profile/demands can be but seriously... this has GOT to be fake. If not... do people who post profiles like this not read through before posting? Not see how terrible of a human they come across as being?
Who on earth would want to spend ANY kind of time/effort on that. I wouldn't waste my effort on a SUPERMODEL if she talked to me or anyone else like that.
[–]Vox_Dobad0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
LOUD NOISES
[–]buzzingkidder0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
TLDR - fuck that shit stay well away from me!
[–]Requiem22470 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They have jack off booths at my local porn store?
[–]MrBluePill0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Anyone who calls her pretty is obviously a spammer, at least she got that right.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Is this the same chick that needed a bus for 20 people for free?
[–]Yashugan000 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
whine?
boxes of whine, to be drank alone with her cats
[–]devok10 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
48 jfl , who wants to fuck a dry up mummy?
[–]Harry_TeakSr. Hamster Analyst0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well, I'm erect. Got her number?
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