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[β]where_muh_good_mensSheriff Goodmonkey75 points76 points77 points 5 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
What isn't shown is the hydra State behind the hand.
[β]loneliness-incLvL 99 Rogue NiceGuyβ’28 points29 points30 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
π
[β]ChiTownBobAnalyze this finger bitch!5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
How are you gentlemen? All your snakes are belong to us.
[β]BluepillProfessorMRP Mod5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
https://i.imgur.com/ZYevZoT.jpg
[β]where_muh_good_mensSheriff Goodmonkey1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Heh, it actually looks like it cast that shadow.
[β]DistinctPool0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Is that MF Khalni Hydra?!?!
[β]BitcoinCitadel 1 points 5 years ago [recovered] (2 children) | Copy Link
My six kids come first though! You just provide income but don't even think about sex or your own kid.
[β]barmaid21 points22 points23 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Betta treat me like a labelwhore versace disney queen too, I desuuuurve it honey! *Z-snap
/s
[β]ugluk110 points11 points12 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This attitude will eventually eradicate the beta simps. Yeah, earning money ain't easy.
[β]ddh8543 points44 points45 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
How do they know he's financially stable?
I wonder if they have a single mom-dar.
[β]BlogginginvicecitySr. Hamster Analyst37 points38 points39 points 5 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link
"Well will ya look at that! My personality radar is working again! And my new glasses! You should see the direction new me is heading. I swear, I never used to be able to see all these average put together men before I hit 30! But now, my God, it's like I'm in my sexual prime! I'm practically ready to marry the next guy that opens the door for me, I swear. Weird, huh!? It's probably just some of that single mom magic. Am I right or am I right, grrrl? That which didn't kill me only made me stronger. And now we know what we want!"
Meanwhile, the hazy bearer of the black void of the truth remains seated, dead center, straight ahead of her: locked in a comfortable lazer-set stare right at her.
[β]Rocketterollo0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Poetry.
[β]I-am-the-lulAll Ass No Stick15 points16 points17 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Look for someone reasonably dressed with a decent car since most men traditionally wanted to project signs that would make women notice them but as the fear of gold-diggers by wealthy men grow as well as the number of men who just don't want the hassle of dealing with women seeking relationships anymore increases, you can bet they will conceal their actual financial status by dressing down, driving reliable beater cars and generally looking poor.
[β]molded_bread21 points22 points23 points 5 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
*A financially stable single man
[β]Monsieur_Valjean 1 points 5 years ago [recovered] (5 children) | Copy Link
A financially stable, single man who is at least 6 feet tall, athletic with a 6-pack, has no kids, has his own house, car and a high credit score.
FTFY.
[β]ugluk119 points20 points21 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Having your own house is no small feat. If she rejects him for being small, all the better for him.
[β][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago* (3 children) | Copy Link
I'm not athletic and don't have a six pack. Guess I'm always going to fail in their eyes! :( [/s]
[β]Monsieur_Valjean 1 points 5 years ago [recovered] (2 children) | Copy Link
And why does being attractive to modern wahmen matter to you, anyway? Unless thatβs an /s comment and I missed the sarcasm...
[β][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
It's a sarcastic comment!
I'll edit it.
[β]ovaknight2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's literally all tinder is.
[β]weebkillaSr. Hamster Analyst2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
FEETS DON'T FAIL ME NOW!
[β]sdaddy3451 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's because /r/The_Wall gets closer every day.
[β]Billy_SunsteelTattles on overly-sensitive snowflakes0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
All these women have seen mrs winterbourne
[β]notyourdude2010 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Put a Job object somewhere in the picture that the Single Tinder Moms wouldn't touch even with a 10-feet long pole.
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[β]where_muh_good_mensSheriff Goodmonkey75 points76 points77 points (5 children) | Copy Link
[β]loneliness-incLvL 99 Rogue NiceGuyβ’28 points29 points30 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[β]ChiTownBobAnalyze this finger bitch!5 points6 points7 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[β]BluepillProfessorMRP Mod5 points6 points7 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[β]where_muh_good_mensSheriff Goodmonkey1 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[β]DistinctPool0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[β]BitcoinCitadel 1 points [recovered] (2 children) | Copy Link
[β]barmaid21 points22 points23 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[β]ugluk110 points11 points12 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[β]ddh8543 points44 points45 points (3 children) | Copy Link
[β]BlogginginvicecitySr. Hamster Analyst37 points38 points39 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[β]Rocketterollo0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[β]I-am-the-lulAll Ass No Stick15 points16 points17 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[β]molded_bread21 points22 points23 points (6 children) | Copy Link
[β]Monsieur_Valjean 1 points [recovered] (5 children) | Copy Link
[β]ugluk119 points20 points21 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[β][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points (3 children) | Copy Link
[β]Monsieur_Valjean 1 points [recovered] (2 children) | Copy Link
[β][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[β]ovaknight2 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[β]weebkillaSr. Hamster Analyst2 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[β]sdaddy3451 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[β]Billy_SunsteelTattles on overly-sensitive snowflakes0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[β]notyourdude2010 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link