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[–]JusticeServe314 points315 points316 points 5 years ago (13 children) | Copy Link
Don’t worry though, us asking for them to be under 250 pounds is too much.
[–]tennerio154 points155 points156 points 5 years ago (12 children) | Copy Link
250? Damn your standards are low. I say 160. 170 if they’re the right kind of thicc, not whales
[–]ThroatYogurt6987 points88 points89 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Damn 170? What is she 6’0?
[–]elephant__dick 1 points 5 years ago* [recovered] (2 children) | Copy Link
I dated a girl who was around 170 but all the weight was on her tits and ass, it was weird, even her stomach looked flat in comparison. I'd only dated petite girls before her. She was hot but she started getting fat fat after we met.
I don't mind fat as long as she still has that female shape and a good face and a non-glutinous, spoiled personality.
[–]revenueseven3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
You mean gluttonous lol?
[–][deleted] 35 points36 points37 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wow! I think YOUR standards are low. Unless she’s tall as a mofo 140 or above and she will have a fatty midsection.
[–]Newbosterone18 points19 points20 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
250 lbs is perfectly reasonable. If she's 7' tall. That's a BMI of 24.9, the high end of normal.
[–]Kahoot42018 points19 points20 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I mean you’re not wrong but you didn’t have to say it
[–]SpilledmychipsSlow Grasshopper Hamster Analyst42 points43 points44 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Found the triggered whale 🐋
[–]Kahoot42012 points13 points14 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
haha I’m really not I’m a thirsty dude too
[–]CodyCodeine12 points13 points14 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
🤢
[–]generalissimo_jones6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well i suppose when he said we he means more the likes of your average thirsty Billy Beta.
[–]AncapGhxst173 points174 points175 points 5 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link
Imagine having saggy tits and a size 60 waist and calling yourself beautiful.
[–]iVah1d107 points108 points109 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
b...bu... buut..beauty comes in all shapes and sizes.
oh i almost forgot ...these don't apply for men.
[–]elliphant272214 points15 points16 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Bodies are beautiful in all sizes, never shame someone for their body Haha smal peepee.
Bodies are beautiful in all sizes, never shame someone for their body
Haha smal peepee.
[–]thedevoo8 points9 points10 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
:(
[–]cubev1017 points18 points19 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
YIKES SWEATY
[+]True_Truth-8 points-7 points-6 points 5 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
One mans trash, is another mans treasure.
[–]CodyCodeine26 points27 points28 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Trash belongs with trash
[–]TomahawkSuppositorySurvived the hoe hunger games13 points14 points15 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Trash is trash and the man who has trash just has trash
[–]Mortys_Plumbus10 points11 points12 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Bottom feeders inflate the ego of these women. Now a 2 thinks she’s an 8.
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
One man's garbage is another man's ungarbage
[–]birkbott1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
One mans trash is another mans thing that isn’t trash.
[–]notyourdude201121 points122 points123 points 5 years ago* (20 children) | Copy Link
So the price of a blowjob is a meal at Burger King?
[–]True_Truth33 points34 points35 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Sign me up?
[–]aussielanderForks roasted sockets39 points40 points41 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Just to be clear, you are only getting the Happy meal, not a full combo meal, and I get to keep the toy. Hope you like a bit of extra salt, I havent showered today.
[–]ThroatYogurt6918 points19 points20 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nah fuck that, she can get the ten nuggets for a dolla with a side of high fructose porn syrup
[–]generalissimo_jones20 points21 points22 points 5 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link
I generally pay around £120/hr for a blow job and sex.
Damn. Some of these bitches are cheap.
[–]Jay_ellsworth16 points17 points18 points 5 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
What a waste of money. Tell me something, how long does it take you to make that £120 that you just give to some thot to suck your dick and lay on her back for you for an hour
[–]generalissimo_jones16 points17 points18 points 5 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
About 7 hours. I prefer to get it out of my system a few times a year rather than get distracted.
[–]Jay_ellsworth 1 points 5 years ago [recovered] (6 children) | Copy Link
I can make that much in less than an hour trading. I make a lot of money day trading and even I wouldn’t waste it on a woman even if it is for sex. I honestly don’t see why men waste their hard earned money, that they work hours to earn to give to some thot that did nothing but lay on her back for less than hour, lets be honest here. But you do you, hopefully one day you start to value your time and money more than that.
[–]Geleemann15 points16 points17 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You can lose a lot of money day trading if you don't know what you're doing. I imagine it would take quite a while to start reaping the benefits.
I've always been interested but I don't have the capital to start
[–]generalissimo_jones5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I know enough about the market and the financial system in general to keep my money out of it, i keep cash and precious metals and hoard supplies. I don't trust (((them))). I'd much rather do honest work for a living and every now and again i like to fuck a woman. Just like every now and again i like to knock back a few beers and a single malt or go on a holiday or have a takeaway or a meal at the pub (and a beer).
I do value my time. I'm someone who is pretty frugal and i generally do a 4 day week these days. My car is 14 years old, my truck is 23. I'm typing this on a 9 year old Linux machine. My phone is 5 years old. My only subscription is Amazon prime. My sole indulgence most weeks is Fish & Chips on my last work night and a can of diet coke and one of my nights off i normally go and thrash my car down some country lanes and do some skids round the sharp corners.
[–]_ChestHair_0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Jesus you're an anitsemite too lmfao
[–]BluepillProfessorMRP Mod4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Can" is the operative word right there.
[–]stoicbotanist3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You think you just flopped your big dick on the table for all of Reddit to see, but you really just flopped your fragile ego into a comment section. Gj
[–]401LocalsOnly1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
r/humblebrag
[–]ChiTownBobAnalyze this finger bitch!5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Far cheaper than divorce rape.
[–]thePatchProfessional10 points11 points12 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Am I entitled to backpay?
[–]sleepyweaselisawakeNeighbor of the Beast6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Sometimes less. I got a blowjob in a Target parking lot for $0. It all depends her level of attraction to you.
[–]WesternhagenDiamondback AMOG9 points10 points11 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
You're probably taller than 5' 9", so you got the Tall Guy Discount.
[–]sleepyweaselisawakeNeighbor of the Beast8 points9 points10 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I am and I've been capitalizing on the recent fetish. Every time I meet someone new they remark how they're happy I'm tall. But, got forbid I say something to the effect of, "I'm glad you're not obese." Or, "Nice tits, I hope they aren't saggy.
[–]WesternhagenDiamondback AMOG4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
"I have a few extra pounds but I'm comfortable in my own skin. How dare you judge me! REEEEEEEEEEEE!"
[–]sleepyweaselisawakeNeighbor of the Beast3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's why I don't say shit like that, and sometimes pussy is pussy.
[–]PapaSmegma6968 points69 points70 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Its funny until she feels the need to be in the win so she presses rape charges and he goes to jail. Hopefully all this feminism pc shit comes full circle and in the future, while in court, identity as twin spirits and argue they cannot prosecute your innocent inner female spirit.
[–]AncapGhxst20 points21 points22 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I can see it now. "He forced me to suck his midget dick in the burger king toilet!" #MeToo
[–]CodyCodeine1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm 5'7" and mines bigger than yours
[–]True_Truth14 points15 points16 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
that's why I record my convos on my spy watch.
[–]Bacon_Kitteh900137 points38 points39 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
she's probably 5'2 or some shit
[–][deleted] 36 points37 points38 points 5 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
I'm only 5'7" or 5'8" when it's a hot day and I can't control that. But I always do my best to NOT be an insufferable cunt.
[–]throwaway64740015 points16 points17 points 5 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
5"9 here
Only teasing I've ever encountered was in school. Nothing but happy for my height, although what guy wouldn't wish to be 6foot...
On the shorter note We can also put on muscle a hell of a lot easier naturally so that's a great advantage to have in the dating pool
[–][deleted] 10 points11 points12 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Nothing but happy for my height, although what guy wouldn't wish to be 6foot...
It's not all it's cracked up to be. I'm 6'3-4ish, and it's annoying more often than not. I can't drive small cars and I bump into the tops of door trims all the time.
[–]sensual_predditor6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Yeah I think 6'1" is probably the sweet spot
[–]santa_s_slave6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
1.87 m here, good size i would say
[–]elliphant27222 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Also 6’4”. I drive a small to mid-sized car and I have to fold myself up to get into and out of the car, especially if I don’t move the steering wheel before I do so. I’ve smacked my head on doorways and cabinets more than one man should in a life. I’ve also got some back problems because my back muscles are a bit too weak to support my large frame.
[–]generalissimo_jones17 points18 points19 points 5 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Damn the only girl who's mouth i ever came in charged me £120 an hour or £400 for the night.
[–]aggelosgarris21 points22 points23 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's a whole lot of Burger King
[–]Firstdayinhell11 points12 points13 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Wait, what? How is that worth it
[–]generalissimo_jones5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I had a good time with her, she would come and please me when i asked. She left after our time was up and never caused me any drama. I could focus on other things without even thinking of women for weeks or months afterwards.
[–]ChiTownBobAnalyze this finger bitch!2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]CoMaBlaCK12 points13 points14 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They’re just like us though guys.
[–]sedstar11 points12 points13 points 5 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
I like how her DOG is the photo, not HER? dog's prolly cuter, i guess...
[–]ImAllDudes7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's probably not even hers, it's a meme.
[–]0ToTheLeft2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
well, it could be worse, it could be a pic of his 4 cats.
Can´t give a proper explanation why, but by default i have more respect for womens with a dog that womens with a cat (or several cats)
[–]WesternhagenDiamondback AMOG1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
dog's prolly cuter, i guess...
Less fat anyway.
[–]Urinetosh0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The dog is a meme dog referred to as Walter
[–]meeritaJr. Hamster Analyst4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Savage
[–]1st10Amendments[🍰] 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Verse with the spice.
[–]GebbytheSnowman1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Walter
[–]ivisi0n1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Lol, his account got suspended for this.
[–]pnadlerlaw1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
130lbs MAX for a girl that’s 5’5”.
If you tolerate 160lbs before marriage, then you really will be married to a 250lbs whale very soon.
[–]ClockworkOrange92618 1 points 5 years ago* [recovered] (3 children) | Copy Link
imagine being so insecure as a man that you give two shits about what she says online LMFAO go get the stemless wine glass and get ready for eternal solitude lil baby
[–]sleepyweaselisawakeNeighbor of the Beast24 points25 points26 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Shaming men isn't allowed here.
[–]capitancoolo21 points22 points23 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Now I'm curious what they said
[–]Chairman_Ellen_PaoPuts extra mayo on his roast beef tacos18 points19 points20 points 5 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
Probably calling us "incels". The NPCs' favorite word.
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