Some science for your Saturday.

Man, speaking of that. I about lost my shit this morning to find one of the blackbitches who lives in my apartment complex parked in the damn handicapped spot for the third time. She walked out while I was putting a note on her car and told me, and I fuckin’ quote: “I pay my rant like erryone else. Ain’t no spots left’ whan I got hawm.”

Fucking cunt, there are literally 35 open spots twenty yards to your idiot left. I can throw a fucking rock and land it in the farthest possible spot. Move your goddamn car. My mom and grandmother both have handicapped stickers. Make my gramma walk two steps longer than she needs to and I’ll key your shit.