TLDR Ashley Madison user database compromised. 37m people at risk. Going to get ugly. TRP should have a welcome message for the influx.

If there were something called a schadenfreude-gasm, today would have been its day of infamy. The best description I've found so far is on this security blog. Apparently the hackers are demanding that the hookup site for people seeking extramarital affairs and its affiliated sugar daddy site, Established Men must shut down, or they will expose the names of the sites respective 37 million users.

It's literally white knight beta cyber terrorism. In fairness, the whole episode seems like a full-retard clusterfuck in a perfect storm, wherein millions of people who wanted affairs were stupid enough to trust the internet with the secret that could cost them their assets and children - and a site operator who created both an attractive nuisance for vulnerable people then demonstrated profound negligence in protecting it. Who do you think gets cucked? Guys who happen to know a lot about computers, that's who.

Its easy to laugh, but if this data gets leaked on 37m people, as a rough measure, when you take the U.S. murder rate of 4.7/100,000 or about 1:22,500 people, and apply it to this group, all things being equal that's about 1650 people who would probably have been murdered anyway. I know that's not rigorous, given other factors, but if this list does get out, it would be a reasonable bet that at least that number of people could be murdered as a direct result of jilted spouses losing their shit. Not that I'm taking an over/under or anything, but in terms of consequences, the Ashley Madison hack is more destructive to the economic wellbeing of the U.S. than the OPM hack from a few weeks ago. This could get really, really ugly.

It may be worth having a sticky post for guys who will end up here in the next few of weeks as they find out about their special snowballs...er, snowflakes and their internetting. Even something from the mods saying, "Welcome Ashley Madison Hack targets, we've been expecting you, please see the sidebar, the 50-shades post, and the anti-biotic nuke summary, and for fuck's sake, LIFT."

** Lessons Learned **

  1. Marriage is dead.