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[–]IntrovertedMagma42 points43 points44 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
not ambitious I love talking about the goals of life
not ambitious
I love talking about the goals of life
[–]BlackMwoyo17 points18 points19 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
OMEGA LUL
[–]TraksimussJr. Hamster Analyst2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Goal of life is procreation and adaptation. Did she mean goals IN life?
[–][deleted] 37 points38 points39 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Poverty-stricken, obnoxious, fat, demanding single mother with dubious life goals and an inability to speak English.
I'd rather sign up to fight ISIS.
[–]hollybegin24 points25 points26 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Profession: to be rich asf
I almost feel some pity for her. She's in for a looong time, probably a lifetime, of disappointments. Hopefully, she'll win the Powerball down the line.
[–]Lithuim27 points28 points29 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
These are the kind of people that usually do win the lottery, and four years later they've blown it all and found themselves $700,000 in debt.
[–][deleted] 25 points26 points27 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Is English her first language?
[–]Your_Coke_DealerJr. Hamster Analyst13 points14 points15 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If you count AAVE/American Ebonics as English then yes, but I’d consider Ebonics a subset of English only so much as New Orleans Patois is French
[–]ChiliresidentHumble Hoe Columbo 2.017 points18 points19 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
When you take up the entire about me section describing all the degenerates you date and procreate with, does it ever enter your mind that this makes you look stupid? You are supposed to be selling yourself, not repelling the “non-thugs” you claim to now want.
You offer less than nothing - you have a kid, no class, no education and a fat body.
Get on a diet, talk like an intelligent person, get a job, and maybe down the road someone with options will consider you.
[–][deleted] 13 points14 points15 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Aren't pictures supposed to be taken from the front?
[–]YourEnviousEnemy19 points20 points21 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She's showing that she has a fat ass to hide the fact that she's a fatass.
I love how she's tired of dating thugs, as if it's the thugs' faults or something. How dare they accept her willing invites for easy sex!
[–]thewrecker810 points11 points12 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Is there a translator I can run the text through?
[–]where_muh_good_mensSheriff Goodmonkey14 points15 points16 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She says:
No more assholes for sex. Need more niceguys for $.
[–]BakerBalls8 points9 points10 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
ion wanna
This makes irrationally angry.
[–]where_muh_good_mensSheriff Goodmonkey4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Dun tryna keep dat spitin up an hoe. Dat shit be sooo outta here... put a minute up on dis. If Is worth it, yoos fittn' to quit it long ago, nom i sayn biotch.
[–]where_muh_good_mensSheriff Goodmonkey[M] 16 points17 points18 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
For those wondering or having trouble with this comment, it is from the men she is looking for that speak her language and don't want anything to do with her.
I never thought I would have to translate my own comment before... but I do admit this one was some meta shit slang.
Dun tryna keep dat spitin up an hoe.
I have been trying to get your attention for a long time. But you never gave me the time of day before and rejected me for those thugs you are complaining about now. You are a hoe.
Dat shit be sooo outta here...
I have recognized that you never gave men like me the time of day, so I'm not going to even attempt at doing this anymore.
put a minute up on dis.
Seriously contemplate what I am trying to say to you. Spend some time to think about your situation and why I don't want anything from you anymore.
If Is worth it, yoos fittn' to quit it long ago
If I am worth your time now, then you would have recognized me before. Quite simply, I see that you enjoyed yourself for much longer than you should have. Now you are aging and I'm looking for that woman I just described.
nom i sayn
Do you know what I am saying to you right now? Can you grasp the issues I presented with getting with you after you have spent the best years of your life doing everything but giving me the attention you now think you deserve?
biotch.
You are a stupid cunt that deserves every bit of the cesspool you call your life.
[–]LimousineLibtardPatty Cakes on Wack Cracks2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Too low-IQ to speak her own native language properly. A great match if you want retarded children.
[–]cleverbutnotoverlysoHappily pays for Chads Brats1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hopeless romantic? She’s half right.
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[–]Your_Coke_DealerJr. Hamster Analyst13 points14 points15 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]ChiliresidentHumble Hoe Columbo 2.017 points18 points19 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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[–]YourEnviousEnemy19 points20 points21 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]thewrecker810 points11 points12 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]where_muh_good_mensSheriff Goodmonkey14 points15 points16 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]BakerBalls8 points9 points10 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]where_muh_good_mensSheriff Goodmonkey4 points5 points6 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]where_muh_good_mensSheriff Goodmonkey[M] 16 points17 points18 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]LimousineLibtardPatty Cakes on Wack Cracks2 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]cleverbutnotoverlysoHappily pays for Chads Brats1 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link