[29F] Woman goes on 80 first dates to meet "the one" before turning 30. "All my friends are married and have boyfriends and I'm the one that's left. I have a lot in common with guys but the spark isn't there, I just don't fancy them."

SirKolbath · 2018-04-24T16:28:06+00:00

Huh. You know, if I went up to the plate 80 times and struck out every single time, I'd eventually start to think maybe my hitting skills are a little lacking and I'd go spend some time at the batting cages to work on that. I mean, seriously, what's the fucking common denominator here?

jrmyster7 · 2018-04-24T16:47:06+00:00

She’s not attractive. Her face is pudgy and her personality reeks of entitlement.

cycloneous · 2018-04-24T17:08:20+00:00

Miss Thunderthot has been on 77 first dates, let that sink in! That's 77 dates she did NOT have to pay for, AND assuming she was able to sucker a beta male into paying for the drinks, too. The skank is literally is using spotlight for attention whoring and to make herself look like angel. If you can not find somebody after 10 dates, something is wrong with you!

She's using the men as free dinner dates, but don't worry guys, she'll be hitting the wall soon and when it does, she'll be crying "but where are all the good men?!?!" Well, to answer that question lady, he was the 3rd or 4th date you went on two years ago who is now happily married, pumping / dumping or after seeing this wonderful article went MGTOW.

Her sexy spreadsheet, which started out as a joke by her work friends, includes a strict rating scheme before marking each potential partner out of 20 in categories including 'looks', 'personality' and 'spark'.

Could you imagine if a man did this?! The hordes of FemiNAZIS along with their White Knights collaborators would crawl out of their caves, rocks and protests to say how sexist and misogynist he is!

What's not to like:

sociopath, uses men for free food, attention whore
can't commit to anything, take off her make up and you'll be staring at a monster
too picky, and has insane requirements

Verdict Avoid at all costs, will use you and get the Baby Rabies Syndrome. Go MGTOW or pump / dump

Westernhagen · 2018-04-24T17:22:47+00:00

I would rather be alone for the rest of my life than be with the wrong person.

You're on the right track, toots!

Anna, Age 29: goes on 77 dates

Anna, Age 49: owns 77 cats

SoulLess-1 · 2018-04-24T17:01:30+00:00

I wonder out of the 80 how much dick did she take on the one night stands.

Sol_Install · 2018-04-24T17:04:21+00:00

Here's what happens. She's not looking for a guy to click with. No. She's simply looking to get married. Guys who you want just to not look like a loser are not men you want. It's akin to a man settling for a fat chick or a single mother when he wants better.

rotten_person · 2018-04-24T18:11:50+00:00

I wonder if she had a hand in writing this. She's referred to as stunning and pretty throughout the article.

loneliness-inc · 2018-04-24T21:28:38+00:00

Don't ever bother trying to pleas the unpleas-able.

If you meet her standards today, you'll fall out of favor tomorrow, guaranteed.

Also, look closely at her picture and you'll catch a glimpse of what she'll look like in ten years.

athotisathotisathot · 2018-04-24T23:21:24+00:00

The serial dater insists she does give most guys several chances - and is confident she can reel in her dream man before her 30th birthday in May next year even if it means hitting 100 before then.

Aaaaand... she's still single. Shocker!

kyledontcare · 2018-04-25T05:12:25+00:00

Sorry she does not qualify as "stunning".

TEMystic · 2018-04-24T19:21:22+00:00

If I had to interview 80 people for a job I'm not doing my job right. The point of OLD (for dating not hooking up) is that you have a built in screening process. You aren't just meeting a rando at the bar.

You know she sits on her dates with that mental list tallying up or marking off attributes. The majority of that stuff can be done before committing to a date.

Religious? No thanks!

Has kids? No thanks!

Opposite political views? No thanks!!

She's not too busy for a date or two a week, but she's too busy to screen her dates that she knows are duds? Definitely in it for the sport and free food. If she does end up with anyone whenever they go out she will constantly be running into these guys around town! How fucking awkward.

NabunagasRevenge · 2018-04-24T21:39:52+00:00

Somebody get this lady some coupons for cat food

LimousineLibtard · 2018-04-25T00:10:16+00:00

This bitch has a very high opinion of herself. I wouldn't even fuck with her beyond maybe a hit-and-quit/smash-and-dash. She's not nearly as hot as she thinks she is.

void_magic · 2018-04-25T05:59:59+00:00

Woman with infinite choices doesn't realize that the music eventually stops.

deadBeefCafe2014 · 2018-04-25T01:21:42+00:00

Expects perfection, but isn’t mirroring the same. There is no way this ends well.

So glad I don’t date. These women get worse as they approach 40.