[39F] Leftover woman trying to conceive via artificial insemination romantically recalls the time she got pumped and dumped by Chad during the eclipse.

kevin32 · 2017-12-04T16:23:58+00:00

Uncle Vasya of TRP does a hamster analysis of this article here.

wellimout · 2017-12-04T20:46:15+00:00

Through the glasses, the sun was small and orange, like a yolk. But through the binoculars, it was enormous and white, the International Space Station hovering before it like a speck of dust on the lens.

She is full of shit. She did not see the space station through binoculars with filters on them. And if you've ever tried to view the station at night, you know that it absolutely does not "hover"

Devilsgun · 2017-12-05T01:04:54+00:00

It's the perfect plan!

Get sperm frozen from AlphaChad's huge honking dong ("swallow", but split and spit for the win LOL)

Freeze that shit. Yeah it's big $$$ but I can suck... er BetaBoi into it, somehow...

Ride the Baloney Pony Herd behind suckerboy's back, as per usual

Fempowyr myself without a man/fish/bicycle/whatever because these boots are made for walkin' into a college campus for MOAR GRRRL POWAH in the form of a Big Fuckin' Degree, which proves that I'm better than you

Senior Executive Powercunt my way through TEH PATRIARCHY until I am in charge of shit, having ruined every mother fucker in my way. Buy a Lexus Crossover SUV in metallic white (indicative of my purity) and charge up $300k in clothing, wines, handbags, and other nothings

See wrinkles, remove spermies from bank, put in freezer. Set up playdate with turkey baster/big black dildo frankenfuck device and Super CEO Mommy Fempowyrment Wine and Cheese party for the next day

Congratulations GRRRL! Get drunk that night off of some vintage wine that YOU PLEBES in your trailer park could never actually afford... Get super hungry, raid the fridge/freezer and, uh... Eat a creamcicle. Horrific realization ten seconds later "FUCK! NOOOOOOOOOO GODDAMNIT! FUCKIN' PATRIARCHY ROBBED ME OF MY BEBBIEZ!"

Cry so hard the cat runs and hides. Fuck my powerful life

ShortWarrior · 2017-12-04T19:53:15+00:00

Oh God, look at how this bitch writes.

1v1crown · 2017-12-06T18:44:02+00:00

You know how I know this story is fake as fuck?

"Greedily, naked-eyed, we stared at the black orb obscuring the sun like a hole in the sky. "

Did anyone go see the eclipse this time around? I did. And if you look for 0.1second at the eclipsed sun without eclipse glasses on its a SEARING brightness you have to look away instantly.

This cunt has never seen an eclipse. The rest of this story, all revolving around seeing the eclipse, is made up. It's another female erotic article. Garbage.

Title	[39F] Leftover woman trying to conceive via artificial insemination romantically recalls the time she got pumped and dumped by Chad during the eclipse.
Author	kevin32
Upvotes	46
Comments	8
Date	December 4, 2017 4:21 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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