"Dear Nice Guy, I Wasn’t Ready For You Before — But I Am Now"

NoodleeAppendage · 2017-04-24T15:38:30+00:00

I am auto tldr bot. I have shortened the story by 92%.

My vagina is now too old and dry to fuck many bad boys these days. I have finally realized that. I know I have treated you like shit your entire life, Nice Guy. But now that my uterus is shriveling up, I have decided to let you have the opportunity of having an expensive child with me before it is too late. You're welcome, Nice Guy.

comptejete · 2017-04-25T02:42:41+00:00

I know all the excuses and lies and can see when it’s right to say a big ‘fuck you’ or an ‘okay, I’ll let you make it up to me.’

Sign me the fuck up.

harborwolf · 2017-05-01T16:04:22+00:00

This is at the same time my new favorite sub, and my new LEAST favorite sub...

God these women are infuriating.

thedeadpill · 2017-05-18T12:47:45+00:00

My mom always said that the problem with people who end up unhappy is that they don’t know how to walk away from something that has already served it purpose.

Heh, that's sound advice... oh wait... oh... oh no.

Title	"Dear Nice Guy, I Wasn’t Ready For You Before — But I Am Now"
Author	kevin32
Upvotes	46
Comments	7
Date	April 24, 2017 12:45 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/678t1n/dear_nice_guy_i_wasnt_ready_for_you_before_but_i/
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