I jerk off once every 1 to 2 days. Once. Not five times. Not ten times. Once.

However, whenever I tell a NoFapper that I jerk off, he/she says that I do it five times a day, sometimes even saying I do it ten times a day. They then say "ok coomer" based on this wildly incorrect assumption that they themselves created. They adopt such an extremist mentality that they think anyone who jerks off is addicted to it and does it in excess. I'm just a normal man who jerks off once a day, not some fat bearded guy in his 30s who strokes his micropenis twenty times per hour like they fucking think I am.

Why do NoFap people keep making these wild assumptions!? What the fuck is up with this bizarre behavior!? There is nothing wrong with being against masturbation, but don't tell me that anyone who jerks off at all is automatically someone who does it five times a day.

That's like if I'm sitting with someone who is drinking a beer and I tell them to stop drinking five gallons of vodka per day, and they tell me "dude I drink like once a year," and then I say "ok alcoholic."