Huffington Posts: 18 Real Things Donald Trump Has Actually Said About Women https://archive.is/5hf03

Lemme preface by saying I am not particularly a fan of Donald Trump. I think he's a self-serving crook that has fucked over more people in one year than most will in their entire lives, combined. His track record of investment success is easily trumped by having simply invested his inheritance in the S&P 500 for 35 years. That being said, his money gives him a major advantage: the lack of fucks given about 22 year old blog journalists and their fake outrage. The attached article was so heavy-handed that I felt the need to vent to someone about how, quite honestly, I'm in pretty strong agreement with most of the statements. Below is the breakdown.

  1. That giving your wife "negotiable assets" is a terrible mistake. Between being terrible with money, to leveraging a man’s balls in divorce court, this one is spot on. Women hate it because it’s solid advice to save a man’s ass.

  2. That women are essentially aesthetically-pleasing objects. No mention that this is the ONLY thing women are. Simple dunces quickly assume as such because deep down they are the ones that know they are worth little more than their looks. I think women are quite aesthetically-pleasing. See how far being ugly gets you.

  3. That sexual assault in the military is totally expected. His prediction comes true and what do we do? The same thing the media always does: shoots the messenger. Got a problem with it? Reform the system. “Because what else could possibly happen when you put men and women together?” I dunno, because from the looks of it, a lot of sexual assault happened followed by sweeping it under the rug. Trump calls it and he’s the asshole because feefees were hurt.

  4. That women on "The Apprentice" need to rely on sex appeal. Lord forbid you use all advantages to get ahead on a gameshow. But in today’s Outrage at all costs culture, pointing out obvious truths is just as bad as condoning.

  5. That bad press doesn't matter as long as you have a sexy girlfriend. Pure jealousy. Trump says “nana na-booboo” because the women he dates are sexy. The underlying message being: fuck the haters if you’re happy.

  6. That a woman MUST be hot in order to be a journalist. First off, he didn’t even say that. He says: "I mean, we could say politically correct that look doesn't matter, but the look obviously matters." Of course looks matter. Looks matter to everyone. Try watching FOX News. Every smart ass female reporter on there is an 8 or better. No uglies there, except for maybe bull-dike Greta.

  7. That pumping breast milk is "disgusting." Getting real tired of this made-up debate. We get it, you gotta breast feed your kid. My facebook is bombarded with new moms that suddenly have an opinion on public breastfeeding. This is a non-issue that girls want to keep throwing in peoples’ faces, pretending they're so oppressed.

  8. That all women hate prenups, because they are gold diggers. Pretty much a tenant of TRP. No explanation really necessary.

  9. That women have a "great act" going on to trick men. And TRP has been a bastion of hope to expose this great trick. We all agree upon it, but call it out and expect women to play dumb. Some know they do it, some don’t, but it happens.

  10. That Hillary would be a bad president because of her husband's actions. A fair troll on this one: “If Hillary Clinton can’t satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America?” Welcome to the game bitches. If this were directed at a man, it’d be game on. Instead, because it’s directed at a woman, and because secretly no one actually believes the equality argument of male to female strength, Trump is a big bad bully for talking shit to Hillary.

  11. That Angelina Jolie has dated too many guys to be attractive. No argument there. I thought Jolie was perfection in my youth. All it took was a good plugging from Billy Bob for me to lose all respect. The hamstering is strong in this one as women will attempt to justify the sleeze ball they once dated and how it should have no bearing on their SMV.

  12. That Bette Midler's "ugly face and body" are offensive. Say a man is ugly or dresses ridiculously, no problem. But a woman gets old and saggy and we’re supposed to pander and pretend “she’s just as beautiful as when she was 25.”

  13. That Rosie O'Donnell is "crude, rude, obnoxious and dumb." I thought this was the land of everyone having an opinion. Are we not allowed to call someone a jackass when they are? Why do women get a pass?

  14. That the best line in any movie is this beautiful gem. They’re really grabbing at straws on this one: “My favorite part [of 'Pulp Fiction'] is when Sam has his gun out in the diner and he tells the guy to tell his girlfriend to shut up. Tell that bitch to be cool. Say: 'Bitch be cool.' I love those lines.” -- TrumpNation: The Art of Being The Donald, 2005. Not going to waste the time analyzing what he meant, whether it be the cool delivery or direction towards a female.

  15. That a journalist who offended him had an ugly face. Maybe she did. What of it?

  16. That Cher is 'lonely' and 'a loser' because she doesn't support him. We can’t say meanie things to girls or their feefees get too hurt? Who’s sticking up for the men who receive the same comments?

  17. That women fawn all over him because he is rich and powerful. "Love him or hate him, Donald Trump is a man who is certain about what he wants and sets out to get it, no holds barred," Trump said about himself one time. "Women find his power almost as much of a turn-on as his money." Truth

  18. That the ladies on "The Apprentice" are all super in to him. All he says is they flirted with him. I’m pretty fucking sure they would. You’d kiss ass too if you got paid to be on someone’s reality show.

I hope someone gets something from this rant. The level of feigned outrage is staggering. No one can handle the truth anymore. I fucking hate these websites and the people who honestly believe this false logic.