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Bill Burr BRILLIANTLY Exposes Just How Little Women Do/Seem to Care for Men in Relationships Today [Brand New Joke]

by MisterMojoMan on /r/TheRedPill
25 August 2015 11:47 PM UTC

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Bill Burr tells women what they can do to make their man happy—it is pathetically simple.


In one of his new bits, Bill Burr tells women one simple thing that they can do to make their man a little bit happier in their relationships. For those of you who don’t get the REAL meaning of the joke, it is that the gesture women can do to make men happy is so ridiculously simple and takes such incredibly little effort, that it exposes just how little women seem to care for, and do for, men in general these days.

In reality, what he tells the women to do should absolutely NOT elicit the reaction from men that it does. But because it does, it brilliantly shows just how insanely low men’s (and society’s) expectations have become of women in relationships today and how, sadly, they still manage to drop the ball.

VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMTSDYx382I

(Closed captions are enabled for those who can’t make out what he is saying.)


-Men, and society in general, have placed such incredibly low expectations on women in relationships to the point where a simple and seemingly insignificant friendly gesture is AMAZING to the men they are with.

-Women today, generally speaking, do not make much effort to deliberately go out of their way to do something simple and kind for their boyfriend/husband, purely out of generosity, because they don't feel like they have to. Aside from women naturally wanting to be the one that is provided for, part of the problem (as Bill Burr states) is there is almost no dialogue in the mainstream media as to what women can do to make their men’s lives a little bit easier.

-Men are extremely simple when it comes to what makes them happy. So the fact that so many men are so unhappy today says something.

If you want to see Bill Burr live, here are his upcoming events:

Sep. 11 - Los Angeles, CA (JACK Radio Comedy Show)

Sep. 21 - Austin, TX (Bass Concert Hall)

Sep. 23 - Houston, TX (Jones Hall)

Sep. 25 - San Antonio, TX (Laurie Auditorium)

Oct. 22 - Pittsburgh, PA (Heinz Hall For The Performing Arts)

Oct. 23 - Cleveland, OH (Playhouse Square State Theatre)

Oct. 24 - Indianapolis, IN (Murat Theatre)

Oct. 25 - Detroit, MI (Fox Theatre)

Oct. 26 - Grand Rapids, MI (Devos Symphony Hall)

Oct. 27 - Milwaukee, WI (Pabst Theater - Two Shows)

Oct. 28 - Minneapolis, MN (Orpheum Theater)

Oct. 29 - Chicago, IL (Chicago Theater)

Oct. 30 - Chicago, IL (The Chicago Theater)

Nov. 6 - Philadelphia, PA (Wells Fargo Center)

Nov. 14 - New York, NY (Madison Square Garden)

Bill Burr’s Website: www.billburr.com

Bill Burr’s “Monday Morning Podcast”: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/monday-morning-podcast/id480486345?mt=2

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Title Bill Burr BRILLIANTLY Exposes Just How Little Women Do/Seem to Care for Men in Relationships Today [Brand New Joke]
Author MisterMojoMan
Upvotes 745
Comments 287
Date 25 August 2015 11:47 PM UTC (4 years ago)
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283 upvotesTheRedPilsner4 years ago

"And for 20 minutes, Bill Burr felt like a free man."

A great irony of modern life is that so many men spend years dreaming of having a wife, house, and kids. And when they finally get those things, what do they do? They yearn for the freedom and lack of responsibility they had as a bachelor. I've known way too many married guys who spend their weekends working on cars, or fishing, or playing golf, or hiding in their "man cave" drinking beer and playing video games, all because they want to get away from their boring and soul-crushing suburban life.

Fuck that noise. I'll live the carefree bachelor life every day.

195 upvotesElodrian4 years ago

Back in February 2014 I was in the break room at work with a colleague of mine when his wife dropped in with some cupcakes or something for Valentine's Day. She said she wanted to do something nice for her husband, and she mentioned how she felt sorry for single people on Valentine's Day. I told her not to worry about it since I feel sorry for married people the other 364 days of the year.

57 upvotesTheRedPilsner4 years ago

That's a goddamn brilliant comeback. I'm gonna have to remember that.

22 upvotesNAmember814 years ago

I feel sorry for them the most on holidays. Every couple seems to be fighting on holidays because it didn't go like the magazines, commercials, movies and morning news portrayed it.

My friends in relationships on Valentine's Day bust their ass planning and buying gifts with the high hopes that their SO won't be upset that day.

Boy, I wish I had got to do that too. /s

-2 upvotesSherlock--Holmes4 years ago

The non-conformist in me sets a special date with my lady on a day other than Feb-14 so we can be lovers and not sheep.

110 upvotesvengefully_yours4 years ago

I'm permanently single, and I love working on cars. My home is not going to have any feminine bullshit, I'm not going to be disallowed to do something in the home I fucking built. Even when I was married I didn't have a man cave, because I did whatever the fuck I wanted. The first ex hated that, she still bitches and we've been divorced for nearly 15 years. I live in the woods, my home is small but the shop is large, and bitches can spend the night or weekend, then they gotta go the fuck home.

105 upvotesTheRedPilsner4 years ago

A friend of mine owns a house, and last year his girlfriend moved in with him. The first thing she did upon moving in was replace all of his furniture with stuff that suited her tastes, and my buddy didn't utter so much as a peep in protest because he's so desperate to be in a relationship. She even put a fucking "Live, Laugh, Love" vinyl sticker on the living room wall. If you were to walk through the house with its occupants gone, you'd probably assume that only women live there because there's virtually nothing left to indicate that the house is actually owned by a man.

It saddens me whenever I see a man sacrifice his identity because he wants a woman to approve of him.

124 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

That girl put a huge ass sticker on his wall to remind him of all the things he doesn't have anymore.

49 upvotesfatalbinoninja4 years ago

Jeez, and I thought "work shall set you free" was a dark joke. Man that just puts an awful spin on the whole thing.

5 upvotesdouchey_mcbaggins4 years ago

Jesus Christ that was dark. POW! Right in the kisser!

34 upvotesVodkaTankerSpill4 years ago

I can so relate to that. One of my best friends bought a house and had his long time GF move in. He is the only friend I have left in this town, but he may as well be living in a different country. We used to hang out couple times a month, hit up beer fests on weekends, frisbee, what have you. Now I see him maybe once in 3 months. His weekends are only filled with stuff she wants to do. Whenever I tell him about upcoming camping get together, beer festival, etc. he always checks what goes on with her that weekend.

Now onto the house. It is just filled with that stupid "Live, Laugh, Love" type shit everywhere. She filled it with furniture she liked, decorated with pictures she liked, etc. They have 2 bathrooms, guess who gets to use the bigger, better one.

86 upvotesSPICY_BUTT_MILK4 years ago

"Live, Laugh, Love"

That is horrifying, suburban white girl basic bitch shit right there. My condolences.

32 upvotesuser_none4 years ago

For years, and I'm talking 10+ years, that damn phrase has irritated the shit out of me. Know why? Because it's always used by women. Group think. Hive minds. No original thoughts, going with the herd.

5 upvotesSPICY_BUTT_MILK4 years ago

It's irritating, but like a lot of things like this, I appreciate it, because it lets me know what I'm dealing with early on. It's like when you go out with a girl for a casual drink and she turns out to be a raging, angry blackout drunk. You get to go, "ooohhhhh, okay." and back right off.

13 upvotesmy_sfw_alias4 years ago

What is the proper inverse of this nonsense motto? Fuck, Laugh, Die?

45 upvoteskorben_manzarek4 years ago

Trevor Philips in GTA V replaces it with this: http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/0100/y-u1keVN7E-OKIolQ0ix5A/0_0.jpg (if the image doesn't load, it's eat, shit, die)

4 upvotesTrpidation4 years ago

My personal one has always been "Live, laugh, go fuck yourself".

3 upvotesmrpCamper4 years ago

Live fast, die young and leave a beautiful corpse.

1 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

I think fuck cry die. Even rhymes better

26 upvotesTheRedPilsner4 years ago

It seems to be a pretty common occurrence. My friend and I used to be as close as brothers. When he was single we'd hang out 1-3 times a week. Then when he started dating this girl and that dropped to about once every two weeks. Once they "officially" became boyfriend and girlfriend I only saw him about once a month. And now that they've moved in together, I only see him about once every 2 or 3 months.

The only time he ever calls me and wants to hang out is when his girlfriend is out of town. If I call or text him and ask if he wants to go to a concert or the bar, half the time I don't get a response from him at all, and the other half of the time he says he can't because his girlfriend wants him to do something else that night.

I've pretty much resigned myself to the fact that once he gets married, I'll only see him a couple of times a year. I've been making new friends over the last year or so, but it still stings that my oldest and closest friend doesn't consider me much of a priority anymore.

13 upvotesYouDislikeMyOpinion4 years ago

he says he can't because his girlfriend wants him to do something else that night.

Ouch. He has gone in deep.

Rest safely assured that their relationship will eventually end.

1 upvotesteeelo4 years ago

But at what cost....at what cost

28 upvotesHappyManBeast4 years ago

I recently read a facebook post from a girl on a Overheard Sexism page (That's right, no source and out of context overheard halves of conversations). Anyway she argues that two men are being sexist for talking about doing something this weekend because they both had been granted parole from their girlfriends.

You can't win. Blue pill or red pill, either way your are a sexist.

My older brother has been fooling around with a girl for the past two years, and desperately wants a relationship with her, it goes without saying that he is a hopeless blue pill. Yesterday my dad had a stroke and was brought to the hospital in time, so I took the opportunity to talk turkey with my brother. I told him that we all take different kind of medicine that affects how we see the world. He could keep taking the same medicine and get the same results as he has been getting thus far, which is the girl using him as a emotional doormat, or he could switch medicine and try something else.

I told him straight up, "You are taking the blue pill, but you can switch and take the red pill instead" to which he replied, "Oh, you mean just like The Matrix?". "Yes, exactly like The Matrix!". "Well then, I choose the blue pill and stay in wonderland".

You can't help your brother anymore than I can help mine. Every man here is red pill because they chose the red pill. It needs to be said that none of us are Morpheus, no matter how much we want to help family and friends. My brother told me how his girl would just break down and start crying for no apparent reason, if that is not Morpheus right there offering you the pill, I don't know what is.

When the Student is Ready, the Teacher Appears

2 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

I have been trying a bit with a few close friends, just giving advice etc. One knows me from before, when I was recovering from a knee surgery and was gaming a fair bit, pre-RP, whereas the other one knows me now when I get plenty of attention and back into sport and gym, post RP. The first one I have just showed the RP out right, because at 21 he is incel and always has been, and he is open-minded though inexperienced and ignorant, whereas the other one I have just been showing RP concepts over time, although as well as being incredibly BP and ignorant he is religious, which I kinda respect, though he is just gonna get used because he has negative SMV. I think if I continue I would break his faith, but I think in the long run he would be happier for it. My older bro I have fed a few tid-bits of RP, and he is not too BP to start with, seeing he is certainly dominant in the relationship he is in, I just hope he doesn't marry the girl

1 upvotesThrowaway_ned4 years ago

When the Student is Ready, the Teacher Appears

I'm going to remember that one.

5 upvotesnowoonocy4 years ago

and when you talk about this shit people say- So what do you want him to do, destroy his marriage to hang out with you?

6 upvotesRitoRetardo4 years ago

so hanging out with a friend once or twice a week will destroy their marriage? i think he's saying thats the problem?

1 upvotesdarkrood4 years ago

if that will destroy a marriage, then it's likely not that strong to begin with.

2 upvotesVodkaTankerSpill4 years ago

Haha, yup free only when gf is out of town.

2 upvotes525760784 years ago

I know so many guys who live like this, and they are all unhappy. I despise how they go sneaking around behind their wives backs to have a once a month beer with me or other pals. And they have become total flakes, we'll arrange a beer, and they'll drop me last minute, because wife. I've basically dumped them as friends, but I don't deny it hurts.

They are good men, just blue pill. Even long before I took the red pill, I despised that behaviour in other men. So many of them just assume it's the norm.

I was with my brother (blue pill) one day and we bumped into an old college buddy of his. These guys were great buddies back in the day, and they hadn't seen or heard from each other in SEVEN years. I turned to my brother and said, "if you haven't seen or spoken to someon in 7 years, you are not their friend". He just shrugged, doesn't get it. Wife completely dominates him. He actually seems happy enough though and is a great dad.

1 upvotesTruckerJohn4 years ago

Biggest regret of being in my blue pill relationship wasn't just how fucking beta I became, and how pussywhipped i got, but that it was long distance. I was in high school. My senior year. I spent my senior year away from my friends and town and spent it in a city 2 hours away with this girl, spending my mom and dads money that should have been goingt a college fund or bills. And I went out of state for colleg, and so did my friends. One friend joined the military. I value everything from that relationsip as much as it sucked because I see it as the learning experience that propelled me to figuring shit out. And Im glad I did it in high school/college and not after a 20 year mariage or something, like my Dad - but holy shit I wish I could have spent more time with my friends that year.

1 upvotesBigAl2654 years ago

I can reiterate your story verbatim. Exact same bullshit with me and my best friend. We've been inseparable since we were teenagers (known eachother 24 years to be exact), and I couldn't believe how fast he dropped me after he got serious with some airhead teenager he met (he was 30 at the time). What's crazy is this guy hits more ass than any guy I've ever known, but he got to that point where he wanted a wife and all the bullshit that goes along with it. Obviously the teeny bopper didn't work out after three years of fighting and make-up/break-up bullshit. Now, he bounces from one skank to the next, hoping she'll be the one. I see him maybe once a year now, if that. Its kinda heartbreaking, but I just had to give up on him and make new friends.

-11 upvoteschances_are_ur_a_fag4 years ago

shit man..that's how it is though, he's in love with the girl and his relationship is with her and not you. she's his priority now. it hurts but it's the truth. you can't expect nothing to change when someone gets into a relationship with a woman.

6 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

I've never entered a relationship and neglected my other relationships. This line of thinking is fucking silly. You make time for the people that matter in your lives.

5 upvotesBascome4 years ago

Never in at any time in my life was that true and I watched them walk on the moon live. Hell most women I don't even prioritize above my dogs and if they bring that up I am happy to talk to them about it. My dogs have been loyal to me for 14 years, no women ever has. There is no way I would lose a good friend over a girlfriend.

In fact if I was losing a good friend when I had a girlfriend and she didn't notice and try to help me with that other relationship she would probably not be my girlfriend for much longer. If she said "good I didn't like so and so anyway" she would be gone that night.

3 upvotesHappyManBeast4 years ago

I had a girlfriend once, her dad was reduced to a stack of unsorted papers and bills in the home office. He wasn't allowed to sit for too long at the computer next to his stack of papers. Last thing I heard, he took up fishing.

1 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

lol, i hate that stupid shit too

18 upvotesskoobled4 years ago

Men like this want another woman to love them like their mother did. Once you realise the improbability (and patheticness) of this, then my son, you'll be free

6 upvotesbluedrygrass4 years ago

Or they could simply admit to themself that not even their mothers ever really loved them.

10 upvotesskoobled4 years ago

But that would be (hopefully) not true. Mothers do love their children... Most of the time

0 upvotesbluedrygrass4 years ago

No, that would be (unfortunately) true.

Mothers don't really love their childrens, outside a king of utilitaristic love (the only kind of love a woman can have): the children is considered like a toy, a puppy, something that gives her attention and feelings, that makes her feel like a Beautiful Mother (TM) and that basically seals the deal with the male provider.

1 upvotestallwheel4 years ago

Try googling the term "male mother need" as a phrase if you want more on this.

12 upvotesredpillbanana4 years ago

The first thing she did upon moving in was replace all of his furniture with stuff that suited her tastes, and my buddy didn't utter so much as a peep in protest because he's so desperate to be in a relationship.

Let me guess: he paid for the new furniture.

17 upvotesvengefully_yours4 years ago

They're the guys in minivans/family cars that have a look of despair and longing when I pass them in my vintage GTO. They want a car like mine, but she won't allow it, so they're driving a Camry or Caravan.

I had an example of a man like that growing up. My moms sister won't allow my uncle to drive on the interstate, because it's too dangerous. The man had never wrecked anything, but she won't allow it. She is terrified of thunderstorms and forces him in the basement almost any time it rains, and they live in Nebraska, home of severe weather and crazy huge thunderstorms. She owns that man, and he meekly goes along with it. My dad would've never put up with that shit, my dad is very fucking alpha, as are my two younger brothers and myself. So I had the contrast of what to be and what not to be early in life. There is no way I will let a woman tell me what car I can drive or where I can drive it, what house I live in or what's in it, if you don't like it get the fuck out.

I've had my 70 GTO since 1993, two divorces and lots of rough patches because of it, and I've managed to hang onto that car, and others. The bitches knew if they tried to take my cars they'd get burned out hulks, so they didn't even try. They both cost me a house though, but neither of them managed to keep it.

The mangina crowd says that's why I'm twice divorced, because of that attitude / mindset. They're wrong, that's how you keep a woman around and wanting you in bed.

6 upvotesRP-on-AF14 years ago

Two divorces because of a car? I gotta wonder about the women you're marrying. Most chicks I've dated would get pretty wet over a 70 GTO.

4 upvotesvengefully_yours4 years ago

Not due to the car, but god the first one bitched about anything that wasn't spent on her, claiming it could have been used for the kids... Code for shoes and useless bullshit in her closet. The first one was bipolar, which means she was terrible with money. She bitched and begged until I let her "take care of the bills" and the second month after I let her handle them I came home to a dark house and found the back statements for the last 6 weeks saying I was overdrawn. She hid them from me, and even though I got paid every Friday and we only needed 1/8 of my income for bills, we were overdrawn by Tuesday every week. She spent the money on useless shit moat of the time. I built my cars by doing extra work, usually car related stuff like building carburetors, transmissions, and rear differentials.

She paid the bills after that, but always late so we got service charges, and still spent more than I made by a wide margin. I shut her off due to extreme incompetence and wild spending. She claimed abuse and took the kids and left, three times, and came back when the state money ran out. The third time I had gone back into the military to catch up on everything she cost me, and she moved 1500 miles back to our home state and played the victim card.

She was also physically abusive to the kids and I, extremely violent, and emotionally abusive to the kids. She cheated repeatedly, but I didn't kick her out because she would get the kids by default. Sure enough everything I did and fought for was thrown out by the judge, and child support kept me too poor to pay a lawyer, I was living on $300 a month. Even when she tried to kill herself the judge said her boyfriend could watch my kids. He started molesting them during her month in the looney bin.

She hid all of that until she got pregnant. She got the last pound of flesh from me back in April this year.

The second one cheated when I got sick from painting a car for her father. Together for 9 years, married 16 months. They set me up with a crime and I did time for something I couldn't have physically done in an attempt to drive me out of the state and extort money from me.

2 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

Dude I can't even finish this...I fucking start raging so hard.

3 upvotesBrunoOh4 years ago

Yes, initially, but eventually they try to betafy you: "Bob, we really need a minivan...can we swap the 70 GTO?" or " Bill, I just get so worried every time I see you drive your motorcycle...will you not do that anymore?".

Then they start bitching how you "never do romantic things anymore", e.g. driving somewhere with her and the hood down or giving her those bike vibration tingles.

1 upvoteswidec4 years ago

My dad is going through the same thing. He always buys new cars, and he wanted to get a civic. Nope, my mom doesn't feel safe in small cars, so he shells out an extra 15k or so on a crv. This guy drives under the speed limit and has never been in an accident since I was born.

He hates the thing now, he's going to sell it once his extended warranty runs out. It's funny, when he first got it he wouldn't let me anywhere near the drivers seat. Not even a year later, he's tossing me the keys when they are leaving the country.

1 upvotesvengefully_yours4 years ago

Speed kills, play it safe and drive a civic. The best way to make a woman happy is to make yourself happy and ignore her attempts to control you.

2 upvotesRedAccount13304 years ago

A familiar story. A co-worker of mine (whom I considered to be pretty alpha with plates and such to this point) has just bought a house with his current girlfriend (I say with, he is the only one paying for anything). He was lamenting how his kitchen has a tea pot too small for more than one cup of tea and how he has towels simply for show. It sickens me, I want to go to that house and smash that tea pot and burn those towels. I don't understand how a good looking man earning good money sells himself so sort like that.

4 upvotessystemshock8694 years ago

She even put a fucking "Live, Laugh, Love" vinyl sticker on the living room wall.

My first thought was that you took this straight out of this video, but I realized he put it in there for a reason and I can easily imagine losers allowing this on a large scale.

2 upvotessymko4 years ago

Omg, I fucking hate those live laugh love stickers. Revoke his man card, cut that shit into confetti

2 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

Has he always been a pussy or just when he got into a relationship?

1 upvotesTheRedPilsner4 years ago

He wasn't always a mangina, but a few years back he decided it was time for him to get married and settle down. Why? Because all the guys his age are getting married and he's always sucked at standing up to social pressure.

So he started becoming desperate and needy for female attention. He started dating girls below his league because he was just that desperate. Finally he met an attractive girl who also liked him, and she's had his balls in her purse ever since.

1 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

she'll leave and take the furniture with her, then he'll need to replace all that stuff. Common occurence

1 upvoteszag834 years ago

She even put a fucking "Live, Laugh, Love" vinyl sticker on the living room wall.

Oh god, I feel like for every one of these signs is up in a residence that the less of any one of those things is actually being done.

2 upvotesTheRedPilsner4 years ago

Right? It's like the feminine version of the guy who is always bragging about how much pussy he gets. He's not getting nearly as much as he claims.

-5 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

I will play Devil's Advocate here for a second. Women generally have better taste in things like furniture and decorating. As long as I can have my man cave and as long as my bedroom is a fucking temple, then she is free to decorate the rest of the house as she pleases. This is one of the things that I can actually appreciate about being in a relationship.

7 upvotesTheRedPilsner4 years ago

In the film Juno there's a great scene where Jason Bateman's character realizes that, although he owns a big and expensive house, the only place he gets to keep the stuff he loves is in a single big closet.

It used to be that a man's home was his castle. But at some point the home became the woman's domain to do with as she pleases, and if the guy's lucky he might get a "man cave" in the garage or basement where he gets to keep his stuff.

3 upvotesfatalbinoninja4 years ago

Eh, I'm kind of mixed on it. When I got married, yea first mistake there, I insisted on two things for the house. That I have my own office space and that I get to yay/nay any decorations to the house. 90% of the time I'll just say yes because as /u/DesertFox1986 says, she has a better taste for decorating. The other 10% of the time it's to girly or I just flat out don't like it and she'll drop it. She's also done a great job of incorporating my stuff into the overall design so you can easily tell it is both of us living there and it's not solely her domain while I live off the crumbs.

I know she would utterly steamroll me if I didn't keep her in check because AWALT but overall she does a good job and I can't complain to much. Women are supposed to balance us and bring expertise into the relationship that we lack.

It used to be that a man's home was his castle. But at some point the home became the woman's domain to do with as she pleases, and if the guy's lucky he might get a "man cave" in the garage or basement where he gets to keep his stuff.

This right here is spot on and thankfully it's one of the few areas I have not been an utter beta bitch on so it hasn't gotten too out of hand. Had I not swallowed the red pill then who knows how bad things would have gotten over the next 5-10 years as kids come along and she got worse.

7 upvotesdromoney4 years ago

Women generally have better taste in things like furniture and decorating.

This is completely false. Men have good if not better taste, they just prefer not to spend as much money on that kid of shit.

2 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago


I had one of my orbiters do my apartment in ultramodern. Made suggestions, came shopping with me, after everything was moved in, fucked her on every stick of that apartment. I think the only override I needed to issue was on the sound system, she suggested looks and I wanted excellent range. That and cooking equipment.

She felt useful, my apartment is a perfect pad, I got good sex.

She got what she wanted, I got what I wanted, no idea what she's doing now but everyone is happy.

Women will do everything like this for you as long as their still working hard to earn you.

Hell, my current ltr is essentially a maid /secretary /personal slut. Most of my ltrs have been. Just set your boundaries and live for yourself and your own progress. Delegate to her and never even imply discussion is on the table in a real way.

They'll love the ground you walk on. (in my experience anyway).

1 upvotesskiff1514 years ago

Yeah, especially if she is paying for it. I live with other guys and the house is expensive but the decor is absolutely shit because nobody is going to give up successive weekends to make it look nice.

1 upvotesRP-on-AF14 years ago

That's not even devil's advocate, it's just sound logic. I don't decorate or think about interior design or anything like that. If she didn't take the reins on that my house would be barren and drab. I see it as a perk. She also keeps it clean.

2 upvoteslessonsfromthearena4 years ago

The very concept of a "man-cave" is insulting. In years past the phrase "a man's home is his castle" was common. Now it is expected that a man will be consigned to a "man-cave", usually in the basement, which to me sounds more like a damned dungeon. I own my home. It is MY home. When I hear other men speak proudly of their "man-cave" dungeons it makes me sick. Men, never let it slide when you hear it; speak up and remind others of the reality.

1 upvotesvengefully_yours4 years ago

Fuck that, they can be subservient to their bitches. Not my problem.

My land and home are how I want them, and it's staying that way. If other men don't live that way, I don't give a fuck. They can be manginas all they wish.

1 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

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1 upvotesvengefully_yours4 years ago

You can't change anyone who doesn't want to change, they can only change themselves. Getting some of these men to realize being a subservient mangina is a shit life is like trying to get the religious to realize they've been lied to their entire lives and their beliefs are all bullshit. Sure we can be examples, but they will still firmly believe that being nice, putting her wretched ass on a pedestal, and losing her run his life is how to get and keep a woman.

2 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

haha nice. My main girl that I have been seeing for 5 years still tries to give me shit about the toilet seat when she comes over to my place. And to this day my response is the same....I flip her the bird as I walk around the corner. Thinking about buying one of those seats that comes up on its own...and installing it on her toilet. haha

3 upvotesvengefully_yours4 years ago

I close the lid, she has to work too. Also keeps things from falling in it.

1 upvotesDotishGuy4 years ago

To me there are only 2 options: Everything down, or everything up.

Both cases keep shit water from splashing on the seat when you flush.

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Maybe you should just try to put it down. You know, like, to be nice? You sound like a douche.

20 upvotesiiMSouperman4 years ago

Too right.

A few guys I worked with had this discussion with(against) me a few months ago, they all seemed to get engaged around the same time, like they were just doing what's considered "cool" among friends. The discussion led to them basically saying I'll "grow up one day" and change my mind.

Not one of them is "allowed" out as often any more, gaming/drinking is kept to a minimum - they've become bores within mere months. It's a bitter sweet "hate to say I told you so" because I've started to lose some good buddies, but they are the ones that got sucked in, so c'est la vie.

25 upvotesTheRedPilsner4 years ago

I've also had people tell me that some day I'll "grow up" and decide I want to settle down with a nice girl.

I just smirk and say "Maybe, but until that happens I guess I'll just have to keep on doing everything I want, all of the time."

28 upvotesnetworking_noob4 years ago

A great irony of modern life is that so many men spend years dreaming of having a wife, house, and kids. And when they finally get those things, what do they do? They yearn for the freedom and lack of responsibility they had as a bachelor.

relevant Bill Burr quote

1 upvoteshiphoprising4 years ago

Wow, I haven't seen this before. Good share.

12 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

Because we've been programmed to want that and programmed to think a great life that way is attainable. It's really sad.

19 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

Man, my brother did that. He is 41 now and miserable. Had tons of women and short term relationships. A few long ones as well. But he is now hitting middle age, has a huge ass house, makes 140k/year, two cars, but just doesnt have anything or anyone to share it with.

He doesnt want a wife or a girlfriend. He DOES want a child.

Dont get me wrong - staying a bachelor is amazing if you can make it work for you. But after a certain age when you've had your fun, you just want to watch others take their turn.

11 upvotesWellHungMan4 years ago

41 is a fine age to date and get married, what's his problem? My friend had a kid at 45, and it's great because he can actually afford to have one, unlike when he was younger.

4 upvotesrundownweather4 years ago

I would like to become a father sooner than that. 35 is a fine age IMO - any younger, and you're probably too poor to afford kids. Any older, and you'll probably won't live to see your grandkids.

Of course, I'm not American, so I'm taking into account the fact that it'll be a little harder for me to find a good job and make moolah.

6 upvotesNAmember814 years ago

My uncle is 60 and just had his first kid. He said he was so excited to see his kid didn't have any extra arms or legs.

3 upvotesSherlock--Holmes4 years ago

What's his problem? Have you seen the choices out there? Have you seen the laws that favor them? What's his problem, why would he be hesitant to stick his leg in a bear trap?

1 upvotesWellHungMan4 years ago

I'm not personally advocating getting married, I think it's a stupid idea.

8 upvoteschances_are_ur_a_fag4 years ago

that is the truth though. it's in a man's genes to be a provider and a protector. as much as we love our freedom, we still want to live for someone, whether it's a kid or a woman. just have to balance it right.

1 upvotesThrowaway_ned4 years ago

If he's making 140K a year, he can afford to have a child through surrogacy. The best part of doing it that way is that no one can legally take your child away unless you're an abusive douche bag. There are countries that will charge around 30K for one child. He should really look into it.

6 upvotesskiff1514 years ago

Do people actually dream about that?

I think this might be a cultural (american) thing, I live in London and exactly none of my friends are looking forward to getting married and having kids. People put it off until they are like 35 and even then only do it because they are exhausted by the party lifestyle or because of some kind of existential need to produce thta they can't put off any more because of biological reasons. Nobody dreams of living in a shit suburb and commuting to work and having a fat wife and buying furniture all day. Do they?

It's clearly shit.

Edit: I do WANT kids and I'd like to have a wife to share my life with when I get old. But I don't look forward to it. To me it's like thinking about a nice retirement, I want it eventually but not now.

7 upvotesTheRedPilsner4 years ago

Do people actually dream about that?

Where I'm from they do. I come from a conservative area of the United States that doesn't have a real big party subculture. There is a lot of social pressure here for young people to get married and start a family before they get too old. It's fairly common for people to get married within a few years of graduating high school, and many people here honestly believe that if you've never been married by the time you're 30 then there must be something wrong with you. They've been conditioned to believe that marriage and family is the only path to a happy life, and single people are to be pitied (or shunned, if said person is single by choice).

Granted, not everybody here is like that. But a significant amount of people are.

1 upvotesskiff1514 years ago

Wow. That must be tough. Its very much the opposite here. People who marry before 28 say would be seen as backwards and kinda lame.

Do you think that plays a lot into the AF/BB mindset and a lot of the behaviours we see here?

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It's difficult, but as a man with a committed partner and a little daughter, I find that I appreciate the fact that I have to work for the good things in life, and for some men, what is better than having a loving family that looks to you as the leader? What is better than having a child that you can, in some way, see as being all that will be left of you in the world after you are gone?

Just another perspective. I often think this when I am sitting in my man cave drinking beer and playing video games :)

3 upvotesMyrpl4 years ago

Fuck that noise. I'll live the carefree bachelor life every day.

I'd do the same if money weren't a problem.

8 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

How is money more of a problem when you're a bachelor?

25 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

If you live in magical fantasy land and have a girlfriend who earns as much as you do, contributes fairly to the rent and doesn't spend too much money on stupid stuff, then living together is cheaper.

14 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

Or just get a bro roommate. Less drama and you got someone who's got your back. Same price... maybe cheaper since you don't have to give bs gifts with little to no chance of reciprocation.

0 upvotesMikesapien4 years ago

2 incomes > 1. Can't argue with the man's logic, but I wouldn't agree it's worth it.

20 upvotessicknick4 years ago

Nah dude, it breeds complacency. I'm older and have seen some dudes I grew up with that can only float from gf to gf because they can't fend for themselves. I grew up kinda poor, lower middle class. I'm 33 and cleared 75k last year and I know getting kicked on my ass was an inspiration for doing it by myself. 75k single is better than 130k with a gf...if you don't believe me we can go on my boat and I'll tell you guys all about it.

2 upvotesmrpCamper4 years ago

75K alone is better than 200k with wife.

2 upvoteschances_are_ur_a_fag4 years ago

33 here too, agree with all you said.. I got lucky though and my chick has a good income herself as well and we don't pool our money together. keep all that separate. she contributes fairly to everything even when I tell her it's cool don't worry about it. just gotta teach her ass to clean better. also, she's not american.

1 upvotesMikesapien4 years ago

True that.

Out of curiosity, what business are you in?

1 upvotesSherlock--Holmes4 years ago

He might live with a woman who has a home already..

1 upvotesLord_Varys4 years ago

I mean it's not so much that the bachelor life is inherently better. People just want what they don't/can't have.

1 upvotesSCROTAL-SACK4 years ago

A great irony of modern life is that so many men spend years dreaming of having a wife, house, and kids.

I'm 30, and that life is actually one of my worst nightmares. Fuck that.

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Don't hide in your castle, isolation will kill you

1 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

Getting married and having kids doesn't result in a boring suburban soul-crushing life. Being a lazy, boring idiot who stops trying at life results in that situation.

To me, a family isn't just shit I got roped into and have to spend my money on. It's a base of power for me. It also keeps me focused, because I literally do not give a shit about what women, feminists, tumblr, the media, or anyone else thinks because at home, I'm Lord Commander Chad Thundercock III. And all I care about is expanding my family's position, prestige, territory, and power. IMO, that's a key to how you maintain frame in a marriage. To be honest, I didn't even think like this until I started watching Game of Thrones, and then dug deeper into real life examples through modern and ancient history.

There's a third way between being a rudderless hedonist bachelor, and being a pathetic man cave dwelling beta provider.

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22 upvotesVenomroach4 years ago

That audio mix was terrible. CC was a blessing.

-3 upvotesslay_it_forward4 years ago

Cock carousel was a blessing? ;)

3 upvotesbluedrygrass4 years ago

Also thanks from non native speakers. Spoken word is ten times more difficult to understand than written one.

1 upvotespoliticalwave4 years ago

Our boston accents aren't the best either.

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24 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

And waking me up with a blowjob.

2 upvotestsudonimh4 years ago

I had an amusing conversation with some of the guys at work about what they'd put up with from a woman if they got regularly woken with blow jobs. The results were both depressing and hilarious.

7 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

stay in shape

To be fair, a lot of guys won't mind a bit chubby as thier women age. But don't turn into a hambeast. You give women an inch and they take a mile. You're ok with a bit of fat, you will end up with obese. You're ok with a bit of hair, you will get a caveman and so on.

97 upvotesMikesapien4 years ago

Someone once described love to me thusly:

  • Men demonstrate their love through deeds and gestures.

  • Women demonstrate their love through words.

It's simple, yet elegantly describes the difference between masculine v. feminine emotional expression. Men and women think differently, and therefore behave differently.

So when a man says,

"You never make any effort to do things for me!"

it's tantamount to when a woman says,

"You never tell me you love me!"

To solve either dilemma, reciprocate your affection in a manner your partner will understand.

  • Men, use your words (sparingly). Occasionally verbally remind your woman that you love her.

  • Women, use your hands. Clean, cook, or fuck your man out of the blue once in a while.

Neither action is especially complicated, but they go a long way towards a happier relationship.

8 upvotesHappyManBeast4 years ago

Women love words, but I will argue that creating a situation around the words is what really matters.

You have all seen those fucking beta proposals where some guy books the entire restaurant and hires extras to stop at a certain moment, so the he can "freeze time". Women love that shit, because you can't just stop there, and continue to eat steak as you would in a perfect world, instead you have to follow it up with words. Nothing less than a declaration of eternal love will do.

But the beauty is, that you don't need a whole fucking restaurant, you can just reverse the idea and freeze her and yourself in the middle of an busy street. Hold her hands, look into her eyes, smile and fucking stand still, before you say what you need to say.

It is the little dance (vulnerability) before the delivery that makes it worth it for women. Men want the effort that are put into the nurture.

If you just say, "I love you", with no build up, you might as well just record and play it back, and she could just order take-out.

That's my two cents anyway.

4 upvotesStraightTalkM4 years ago

Actually, I'd say that men do too much doting on women nowadays. Its basically devaluing what they do.

1 upvotesMikesapien4 years ago

Hence the "sparingly." I would agree men dote too much in general, but I was addressing women who say "You never tell me you love me" specifically. You can err in either direction, too much or too little. As with all things, it's about finding a balance.

135 upvotesNightwingTRP4 years ago

"And for 20 minutes, Bill Burr felt like a free man."

In fairness... women do very little for men today... but they will certainly go out of their way for Chad. One of my plates has an ever-growing list of things she "owes" me... just finding things she knows I'll like and doing them. She's ticked off a few, but keeps finding more. I'm going to add make me a roast beef and mustard sandwich to that list... with a beer.

58 upvotesRedditArgument4 years ago

A recent LTR of mine is going to be flying halfway around the world to see me and bring me things I miss from her country in a month or so all on her own dime. She could easily fly somewhere far more interesting for the money she's paying, but there are no limits for Chad. I can see her motivation 1000 miles away, but the point is women can really be quite loving and giving... for their chosen Alpha.

The points Bill brings to the table really brings questions to my mind.

  • How many of the women in the audience are actually attracted to/"in love" with their husbands that a sandwich is a laughable affair?

  • How many of those men were once alphas who had their balls sanded away by years of servitude?

  • What percentage of men getting married this year will be able to honestly say they are happily married (to the same woman) 25 years from now?

I have to say I'm thankful for TRP constantly reminding me that marriage is a bad idea. I would love to be married to a woman who truly loved me (like the girl I mentioned above does) the entirety of our lives together, but I know that woman likely does not exist.

32 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

women can really be quite loving and giving... for their chosen Alpha.

You're right, until they get bored with him. My ex was completely obsessed with me and bent over backwards for me on many occasions. Then the switch flipped and she was a different woman overnight. I will never understand the female brain.

31 upvotesrebuildingMyself4 years ago

It's simple, she found a better Chad.

Maybe she didn't cheat, but she was thinking about it

5 upvotesDrDindu4 years ago

I think your logic is flawed, thinking about cheating is natural, even the most devout has probably thought about fucking their neighbour, men and women included.

I think what you meant was perhaps she wasn't just entertaining the thought but was actively ready to engage should the right man appear, which is a step further than thinking about it all together.

1 upvotesbluedrygrass4 years ago

I will never understand the female brain.

You can't understand or predict chaos. There's nothing more in there.

2 upvotestallwheel4 years ago

The female brain is simple and predictable. This is the fallacy too many guys make. 'They can't be understood.' Bullshit. This sub proves they can.

18 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

My GF regulary buys me stuff. Half the clothes in my wardrobe were bought by her. She bought me my TV as well. She pays for the bill at least 4 times out of 10 when we go out.

One particular week I was having a terrible time at my business and didnt even have cash for groceries. She was in another city at that time. I casually mentioned that I'm out of cash and will have to eat ramen for a week.

She ordered food for me through a food delivery app. Then paid a grocery delivery service to send a week's worth of my favorite foods to my house.

So yeah, some women are very nurturing

6 upvotesDukedomb4 years ago

you must be a boss at holding frame and the alpha stuff like that.

1 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

Nah. Just lucked out with a good, serious woman.

6 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

this is literally counter to all TRP says.

3 upvotesindnthroway4 years ago

/u/spaceman2121 is not from a western country. Different cultures, different values, different behaviour of women.

2 upvotesAFPJ4 years ago

RP helps even with women like /u/spaceman2121 mentions; more importantly it protects you from the vast majority of women who are unfit for a relationship long enough for you to have a statistical chance of finding one that is - it also helps knowing how to manage yourself as well as your bitch in an LTR and how to identify / fix your fuck-ups early on.

1 upvotesmerkmerk734 years ago

Not if you separate the wheat from the chaff

The bitter anti women attitude is stupid.

Understanding what makes women tick on a more basic and instinctual level is important

Honestly if you just understand the basic concept of 'don't be a doormat, stand your ground, be a leader' you know what you need to know

1 upvotesindnthroway4 years ago

That's so sweet. Didn't expect to see a randian in r/theredpill.

Can you give a fellow randian some tips on how to get a sweet girlfriend like yours? My problem is not that I'm bad looking, I'd say a 7/10. I see women checking me out. However, I seem to turn women off when I talk to them. Plus I'm really not sure how to approach women, especially over here where women are so paranoid about random men approaching them.

1 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

Well honestly, all I know about getting girls is what I learned from the DoubleYourDating book. That was a legendary book back in my day and changed the way I approached women. I used to worry about looks but it turns out, looks matter only if you are exceptionally ugly or exceptionally handsome. For a majority of men, its all about how you can make the woman feel

1 upvotesqwerty6224 years ago

if you're broke to the point of needing ramen you're not holding up your part of the bargain. get your shit together.

0 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

Life ain't so black and white, kid.

16 upvotesrazorwan4 years ago

You sure she's flying across the world just to visit/shop for you? If there's one thing I've learned from this subreddit, it's to be wary of young women traveling alone, abroad, no matter what they say they're doing there.

13 upvotesRedditArgument4 years ago

Yes. The fact is she calls it a vacation, however she just so happens to be spending all of said vacation in my city which is not much of a tourist destination.

The posts you likely refer to are from BB's LTR going on a trip and inevitably fucking a local Chad. Perhaps I should have clarified she is not currently my LTR partner, as I do not believe in LDR, however as I do get along quite well with her I don't mind her visiting me at all. If she falls on another dick before or after well AWALT. (Admittedly I am curious if she would or if she is truly loyal to me. I think that's just the remnants of my blue self talking.)

Like I hinted earlier there is no doubt in my mind that her true motive is to snag me into continuing our relationship and eventually domesticating me. Thank TRP for making me aware of the fact.

4 upvotesANewJourney4 years ago

I hope you consider making a separate FR post of this plate.

1 upvotesRPJapan4 years ago

I feel you, because I have a girl flying out to my small city on her dime (second time) just to spend time with me. Good girls will do anything for their chosen alpha and anyone who has been in that situation will attest to that.

1 upvotesmystikcal14 years ago

Yep, girl I'm currently seeing has already done it twice as well

1 upvotesNinja_Wizard_694 years ago

What percentage of men getting married this year will be able to honestly say they are happily married (to the same woman) 25 years from now?

Many of my friends just got married this year. Waiting to see what happens.

Facebook is God

10 upvotesMoneyStatusLooks4 years ago

I'm just comparing my old LTR to my latest TRP LTR.

Old relationship, on period = no sex. New relationship, on period = blowjobs every time I see her.

Old relationship, never did shit to help me unquestioned. New relationship, goes out of her way to make my life easier without me asking, IE cleaning up/making me food etc.

Old relationship, entitled/semi feminist bitch. New relationship, cute submissive and happy to let me lead on everything.

AWALT, but if you act like chad, or rich chad in my case ;) the effect you get from the women is like night and day.

5 upvotesTrpidation4 years ago

Did you have to bring up the regular BJ's or was that of her own accord? There's nothing more beautiful than a woman sucking your dick without being asked.

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1 upvotesTrpidation4 years ago

True but if she doesn't know that's what you want she won't know to do it.

3 upvotesKyfhoMyoba4 years ago

women do very little for men today... but they will certainly go out of their way for Chad.

Note that the beta lions hunt for themselves. The female lions hunt for themselves, their cubs, and the alpha. Back in my blue pill days I lived with a couple of strippers. One of them had a fuckbuddy (one of many) that when she got the urge for would often have to pay him to leave work early to come over and fuck her. Only about $20-$30, 'cause he was a minimum wage jackass, but still ...

2 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

Could you give us some context for this girl (background, parenting, dating history etc)?

I've been in a similar situation but my SMV was noticeably higher than hers and there was constant light/medium dread (due to the difference). I ask because if this result could be replicated with any girl on the SMV scale, that would be something worth exploring.

6 upvotesYouDislikeMyOpinion4 years ago

I'm not who you posed the question to, but I will answer.

You have your body and your mind. Your body is capped to your physical attractiveness. Your mind and everything that you can do with it is not capped.

Max out your physical attractiveness, the rest is your mind and what you can accomplish with it.

2 upvotesNightwingTRP4 years ago

The response by /u/MoneyStatusLooks gives you a good idea. It's a personality thing... combined with my own dominant actions. She is naturally one of these women who likes to give and make others happy. Once you know that, just supply her with ideas and she'll do the rest.

TRP isn't about manipulation, it's about identifying the qualities in a woman... walking away from the overly bitchy and entitled ones who're more trouble than they're worth... and then allowing nature to take its course with the women who have less baggage/problems. That's what we do by acting dominant, we take on our natural role and allow the woman to take on her natural feminine role - most of which eagerly do. And it makes us both happy.

51 upvotesmoiez3264 years ago

First off,

Bill burr is great.

However, let's have a moment of silence for louis CK who has become such a huge white knight with his justification for his dad bod and horrible defence for women's "issues" lately. Seriously, fuck that guy.

25 upvotesdouglas_p4 years ago

It seems like Louis CK is really tailoring his material to appeal to urban, "progressive" yuppies. Aziz Ansari is the same way. They love making some sweeping liberal statement onstage and getting tons of applause for it. It's like the standup version of The Daily Show.

13 upvotesVinylGuy4204 years ago

Aziz Ansari especially. His Madison Square garden stand up was horrible.

The video here. The bit starts at 14:00mins.

The bit is about creepy guys, which is nothing more than him re-enforcing the media's portrayal of what a creepy guy is which is basically Omega pill guys. Honestly the situations he descibes are probably true to a certain extent but they occur so rarely and it's such a known taboo it's unmentionable. His special makes it seem as though it's a frequent occurrence.

1 upvotesdouglas_p4 years ago

I watched the first 30 minutes of this special on Netflix, and I had to stop because it was so disappointing. I just hate how he panders to the audience so much. if you're a comedian in NYC, all you have to do is proclaim your support for some social justice bullshit and you're guaranteed to get a huge applause. It's like a huge circle jerk for liberalism.

7 upvotesmoiez3264 years ago

Mhm, oh god.. Aziz too!? Man..

18 upvotesdouglas_p4 years ago

Dude, Aziz is the worse offender. He spent most of his time onstage at the Roast of James Franco lecturing the other comedians for making gay jokes.

2 upvotesmoiez3264 years ago

Wtf? What kind of comedian tells other comedians to lay off a certain topic. I think any topic is fair game in the name of comedy. Jesus christ, lost respect for him too.

5 upvotesdouglas_p4 years ago

Aziz seems to be really concerned about being as hip as possible. It's such a turnoff for me as a big comedy fan. You can tell that he LOVES being famous and being part of the NYC in-crowd. So he just panders to those type of people.

1 upvotesThizzlebot4 years ago

You can tell that he LOVES being famous and being part of the NYC in-crowd.

Of course he loves it, he would be a loser without fame. He has to bend himself as much as he can to remain relevant because deep down he's a pussy ass little bitch.

7 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

Louis CK is turning into a SJW? Oh please no :(

13 upvotesmoiez3264 years ago

Yup but the thing is though i cant be sure if he really believes in being a sjw or his recent routines are all about getting more viewership and bigger audiences.

3 upvotesdouglas_p4 years ago

I wonder the same thing about Patton Oswalt. I can't help but suspect that he pretends to be more liberal than he really is because it's good for his career.

2 upvotesjusttookit4 years ago

What did you expect? The guy made his character by joking about how pathetic he is. He does well because he self-flagellates, makes himself as apologetic and nonthreatening as possible, and supplicates to the progressive religion.

3 upvotesTotsean4 years ago

Amen, what's wrong with that guy. Damn

7 upvotesmoiez3264 years ago

He was so cool, ine of my favourite comedians. I still love his style but now i cant take him seriously as a human being.

1 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

Must be his newer stuff. Can you link his white knight shit.

1 upvotesmoiez3264 years ago

Yeh it's his newer stuff. Will do as soon as i get the chance.

1 upvotesredpillthrower4 years ago

Was he always this way? I Noticed it too when i went to listen to some of his stuff and the self hating humor went beyond funny to just really depressing.

1 upvotesmoiez3264 years ago

Hmm, no. The self hating stuff is regular but then he started doing stuff where he puts down us men and makes women seem like angels as in "how in the world would a woman trust a man to be with her" and also started bashing in guys having abs and getting fit.

55 upvotes5pecial4 years ago

That groan from the crowd when he said "get in the kitchen and make a sandwich"... Why is it so offensive? My ex would flip her shit when I'd ask her to make me a sandwich, even though I went out of my way to pay for 100% of our shit.

55 upvotesChaohinon4 years ago

With all due respect to Burr, "make me a sandwich" has become the gendered version of "hey how about those bad asian drivers amirite?" It's not so much offensive as it is old hat.

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my problem with this is i'm a vastly better cook than any woman i've ever dated. Why would i get a woman to cook for me when it's going to be much better when i do it myself?

1 upvotesmartypete4 years ago

you didn't listen to the bit. Bill Burr advocates this only needs to be done ONCE every THREE MONTHS! You can cook 361 days of the year, she only needs to cook 4 days out of the year, and we will be happy, see what I'm saying?

1 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

i did, i guess you're right. I'll just have to choke down her shit.

1 upvotes525760784 years ago

Yeah, I actually thought it took away a little from the joke given how 'triggering' that phrase is to post-feminism women.

11 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

Why is it so offensive?

Because people yearn for a chance to win, to feel relevant, even if there is no fight to be won.

15 upvotesLionLaw4 years ago

It's never about what they can do for a man.
Feelz before realz

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7 upvotesMisterMojoMan [OP]4 years ago

Yeah man, definitely get them while you can. It is a completely different experience to see him live.

5 upvotesTheRedPilsner4 years ago

Seeing Bill Burr live is something on my bucket list. I really hope he comes to my city someday.

18 upvotesI_Am_My_Own_God4 years ago

It's well worth it. Saw his most recent special, where he did this joke, a few months ago and he had the whole room in tears for an hour an a half. And not one joke was receycled from previous material.

Also, he really seems to be bringing out his best shit against feminism/SJW's in this recent show. Hope he keeps it up for years to come.

25 upvotesTheRedPilsner4 years ago

Also, he really seems to be bringing out his best shit against feminism/SJW's in this recent show.

Joe Rogan is another stand up comic who likes to go after SJWs. In one of his podcasts he said about SJWs/feminists something like "You don't create, you don't contribute, all you do is complain. And that is why everybody thinks that you're a cunt."

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6 upvotesTheRedPilsner4 years ago

Adam Carolla is another comedian who is pretty RP.

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2 upvotesCyralea4 years ago

Joe is pretty awesome. I guarantee you he's at least semi-aware about the manosphere/TRP. You get inklings of it in the way he talks about the subject matter, but he cleverly never states his position openly so he doesn't draw too much ire.

2 upvotesMisterMojoMan [OP]4 years ago

Yes! His feminism bits were fucking incredible. I just thought this part of his act was a lot better for this subreddit. I can't wait for his special to be released so a lot of people can hear what he has to say.

13 upvotesgrewapair4 years ago

It's very simple: there are men women use, and there are men woman try to make happy. They'll marry either kind.

If a woman who believes she can use you, she will put you in that box. Some women have been taught they can use everyone. If she thinks of you as someone she can use, you need to get out. If not, you need to fight, every day, to stay out of the 'use him' box.

7 upvotesYouDislikeMyOpinion4 years ago

The word you're looking for is frame. Keep your frame.

10 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

Its not just for relationships. We have low expectations from women about everything. A woman starts a business and suddeny she is a role model or someone to look up to. Big fucking deal. Men start and fail businesses every day.

1 upvotesdouglas_p4 years ago

I know a girl whose full-time job is writing mindless, generic shit for a company's Twitter page. She regularly gives speeches at "Women's Leadership" conferences. I know she gave at least 4 speeches just last year.

1 upvotes525760784 years ago

This. One of the stupidest women I've ever known is now the "developers advocate" (whatever the fuck that is) for a major software company, probably earning more than me. I'll give her credit for one thing, she's a seriously good networker, and always involved in these types of conferences.

11 upvotesvincentninja684 years ago

"Women are just like guys, a good 68% of them are assholes." Gonna have to write that down.

-3 upvotesskoobled4 years ago

I'm no comedian, but my line is something like, "I believe that men and women are equal... So I believe that women are just as as capable of being shit as men are"

11 upvotes_whistler4 years ago

I normally don't like plugs, regardless of who they're for. But I'm actually pretty excited about seeing Bill Burr, he's been one of my faves for years. Thanks for posting the tour dates.

17 upvotesedwardhwhite4 years ago

I get it. But I don't get it. Frankly, we are best off when we are not waiting on women to provide us anything other than sex.

Really, it is a huge mistake for us to think that they will add to our lives in a major, personally affirming way. As soon as you are weak, you are discarded.

What we need is to acknowledge reality. We are the disposable sex. Our lot is struggle for the things we want and that is what is not acknowledged by the feminist movement--that the successes we have had include a lot of hard working men who did not meet the final prize thrown aside by the power of evolution. Instead, feminists focus on the 5 guys who did awesome and say "there were no women there." Well yes, but there were also not 5,000 dead men at the low end of society too.

What I find fascinating is the playout of sex differences in the culture. Most women's culture is about obtaining the approval of he group--everyone must be involved in saying "you go girl!" regardless of how stupid the proposed course of action is. d

That's why we cannot rely on women to make us sandwiches. They are not our mother, they are a mate with some pretty fucking amoral mating strategies.

Frankly, we went wrong in the Middle Ages. Courtly love killed us. It has poisoned our perception of male-female relations for 800 years. The woman is to be put on a pedestal and knights are supposed to have a crush on the King's wife but never do anything about it and do what she wishes. That's the origin of culturally sanctioned hypergamy. We need something else. The Red Pill is really the start, not the end.

Maybe I am still in the anger phase.

3 upvotesedwardhwhite4 years ago

One other question. I have never had non-consensual sex with anyone. Why then, am I morally responsible for any person who has had non-consensual sex with someone? Strictly because of my sex?

4 upvotesBrunoOh4 years ago

It's like how today's white people are responsible for slavery.

4 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

But my ancestors were poor Irish peasants who never owned slaves. In fact, they were slaves!

3 upvotesOneRedYear4 years ago

no one alive is responsible for the history we were born into, we've inherited it unwillingly.

3 upvotesYouDislikeMyOpinion4 years ago

We need something else.

Find loopholes in the system and get comfortable. This is the future for the duration of our sexually prime years.

1 upvotesFarabee4 years ago

I kind of agree here. Men are put on earth to blaze their own trail. Women are along for the ride.

1 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

Really, it is a huge mistake for us to think that they will add to our lives in a major, personally affirming way. As soon as you are weak, you are discarded.

this is the anger phase. Women can and do add something to your life, but you shouldn't need them to.

1 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

I don't get why everyone is viewed as disposable. There's 7 billion people on earth, an average pussy isn't worth shit. I don't get why society still pedestalizes it, we're not running out of them by any fucking means. How bout everyone is disposable?

6 upvotesepistemic_humility4 years ago

Can't wait to see him when he rolls through my city.

been listening to his podcast for years!

10 upvotesfavours_of_the_moon4 years ago

-Women today, generally speaking, do not make much effort to deliberately go out of their way to do something simple and kind for their boyfriend/husband, purely out of generosity, because they don't feel like they have to.

It's not just that they "feel like they don't have to." It's true, they DON'T feel like they have to. And that's the only reason they'd do it, is if they HAD to.

Everything is a power game with these bitches. Just constantly wearing you down. Testing and pushing back your boundaries.

5 upvotesSofakingcoolstorybro4 years ago

Bill's the man. Always spitting the truth.

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3 upvotesSofakingcoolstorybro4 years ago

You sound awesome to be around.

2 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

Dude, chill. I listen to his podcasts and Nia is tiring sometimes but we're getting two podcasts a week - his Monday morning hour long show and his Thursday half-hour check in. That's 1.5 hours a week out of 168. And she only talks on the podcasts for a few minutes every couple of shows. And when she is on, he busts her balls as much as she busts his. For all we know, he's got her locked down the rest of the week.

Besides that, he still puts out funny shit on a consistent basis so I highly fucking doubt that being married to her is such a huge detriment to his life.

1 upvotesProspectiveQuant4 years ago

The only thing about Bill Burr I don't understand...what the hell happened?

2 upvotesRedPillGold4 years ago

Anyone know what his most recent show is called?

4 upvotesMachiavellianRed4 years ago

Heads up, you're shadowbanned. Message /r/reddit.com to resolve.

1 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

why are the other mods such snakes? (to other subs)

3 upvotesNevrEndr4 years ago

I disagree. Cosmo has all kinds of tips for women to make men happy. Like twisting their balls and punching them in the dick. /s

3 upvotesHennez4 years ago

If you truly need a friendly hand to help you: look at the end of your arm.

If you truly need someone to be there for you: learn to rely on yourself.

It's not that hard.

5 upvotesYouDislikeMyOpinion4 years ago

Today, a plate fixed me a turkey sandwich with a banana and coconut water. I didn't think anything of it.

It was an expected behavior, like someone holding the door for you if you're right behind them walking into a building.

6 upvotesbluedrygrass4 years ago

"-Men are extremely simple when it comes to what makes them happy. "

Not true at all. This is just a common phrase thrown around following the narrative of "men are those stupid 50 iq cavemen that thinks of sex every 7 seconds and couldn't live without a woman".

In reality, men are generally way more complex and deep than women are, (as can be seen in men being interested in all those complex hobbies and sports and novels and songs that women can't even undestand) it's just that they simply are more easiliy satisfied, we accept and enjoy more easiliy all the small things in life, while women are never satisfied and always wanting more and more.

But that's not being complex. That's just being broken.

3 upvotesrp_divorced4 years ago

If they'd simply get out the house and leave us alone for a few hours, we can enjoy those complex hobbies because we sure won't while they're there.

1 upvotesHennez4 years ago

Or maybe you could do your stuff without needing to have a woman around unless what you want to do physically requires one.

2 upvotesrp_divorced4 years ago

It didn't come across well, but I was joking. But I'm also going to guess you've never been married and tried to do something you wanted to do, and that she's not interested in, with your wife nearby.

1 upvotesHennez4 years ago

I understood that was a joke, no problem there.

You guessed that right too. I have not experienced that situation with a wife but I have done so with many other people (which should be the same thing in concept) who don't share my hobbies.

3 upvotesrebuildingMyself4 years ago

Well let's put it this way. Men are simple for a woman to make happy in the context of a relationship.

  1. Be hot
  2. Be sweet and grateful
  3. Don't be a selfish bitch
3 upvotesSDSAM214 years ago

Saw him him in San Diego this month. Definitely worth it.

3 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

Holy shit, I laughed hard at this. And the sad thing is I laughed so hard because I can relate.

Men get shit for not paying for dates, not paying enough attention to women, not doing anything romantic, not having stable careers, everything. But none of that would matter for an hour if my girlfriend went and made a sandwich, without asking, and then left to read a book. That would be incredible.

Come to the UK Bill!

2 upvotesBoolit_Tooth_Tony4 years ago

Going to see him in San Antonio. I'm trying to hold back from watching videos like this out of fear that the material will be at the show, but it's damn hard to refrain. It was worth it.

2 upvotesmula_talks4 years ago

Just a heads up went to go buy tickets for the LA show and saw this posted on the site

"Due to scheduling difficulties, JACK’s Big Schtick at the Shrine Auditorium on September 11, 2015 has been postponed to a new date to be determined."

2 upvotesFutdashukup4 years ago

My LTR doesn't make me a sandwich...but she does let me tie her up,blindfold her, then spank her with a whip while I fuck her mouth, and if she doesn't suck it right, she gets punished harder. So they will do some shit you like. I mean, if she takes it in the ass...she doing that for you because you can be sure as shit that she doesn't like it.

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1 upvotesFutdashukup4 years ago

It talked about how men like it.No mention of women. So...I was right?????

1 upvotesfrys1804 years ago

Women do like it :) Albeit not as much as men. Anal stimulation has the potential to indirectly stimulate a woman's G-spot. Also, the many nerve endings in the anus makes anal sex very arousing.

However, anal stimulation isn't everyone woman's cup of tea. Some women are more stimulated than others.

1 upvotesFutdashukup4 years ago

I agree that some women like some anal stimulation. But the proportion of women that like anal sex (balls deep in ass) is low.

2 upvotesSuperStalin4 years ago

Our friend was moving in with his new wife. We helped carry in the furniture and stuff, and he invited us to come over a few days later to a housewarming party.... anyway, we get there and the couch facing the tv was filled with stuffed animals, while another couch was on the side.... there was not enough room for everyone to have a seat, and the guys moved he stuffed animals so they can sit. The wife had a tantrum, and started hysterically sobbing and we were asked to leave. He was reluctant to even say hello for a few years, until they had their first kid.

1 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

Lol...it really is 100% his fault for marrying that crazy bitch

2 upvotesCowardlyPetrov4 years ago

Watching this just made me feel sad.

2 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

Comedy: the last bastion of open opinion.

The last place you can hold women to a basic standard without one of these vile creatures getting in your face.

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2 upvotesECoast_Man4 years ago

I've made this argument multiple times over at PPD.

We have such lower standards than women it's crazy. They're over there harping on 'body image' and 'micro aggression'. My response is, if you're a 7 (meaning basically not fat or scarred) and have a pleasant demeanour, locking down a man is ridiculously easy.

2 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

And yet STILL the douchebag female in the crowd couldn't shut up or comprehend what was being said. Just complete hubris and pride in bringing absolutely nothing to the table.

4 upvotesLarsPoosay4 years ago

Reading too far into it.

The joke is that "making a man a sandwich" is "buying flowers" for men. That's it.

Invest your time in a real problem.

7 upvotesa2334244 years ago

The fact that it's comedy material and the way the audience reacts, and the way the comedian needs to tame the audience for him to get through the material speaks volume here.

1 upvotesLarsPoosay4 years ago

the way the audience reacts

It's a comedy show. They're laughing and heckling. That happens all of the time. It has nothing to do with the topic itself.

Just to drive my point home, in one of Bill Burr's specials, he mentions "wife beating" and the audience grows silent. That's when he (probably correctly) acknowledges that the audience does not find this funny and is taking things seriously.

It seems like no matter what the audience's reaction was to this, it would be posted here because OP wants to rationalize his position. (I agree with his position; I just don't think this clip supports his position.)

1 upvotesMisterMojoMan [OP]4 years ago

I mean, people's interpretation of what they see is subjective. So I guess we can agree to disagree on this one. But to me, for him to say that men are so incredibly simple that all a woman has to do is make him a sandwich and if she does he'll have to "dry the tears with his bread", and that his wife made him a sandwich four years ago and he still thinks about that sandwich, that's the only conclusion that I can come to. Like I said in the original post, a sandwich should absolutely not elicit that kind of reaction from a man. It is a sandwich. The ONLY logical reason that an unasked for sandwich would elicit that kind of reaction is if it is extremely rare for something like that to happen to the person.

1 upvotesLarsPoosay4 years ago

I think I'd see your point if it weren't for the context. This was a comedy show. All of the above could just be a joke. I just don't think it's reasonable to take it so seriously for that reason, particularly when comedy uses hyperbole and outright fabrications frequently.

1 upvotesSunshinelorrypop4 years ago

Can I find this full set online somewhere?

1 upvotesTotsean4 years ago

My regular girl sets food for me and makes coffee. Every time she is here. Expected behavior.

1 upvotesIndigo_Monkey4 years ago

Actually, the flowers comparison is really on point. I never thought about it like that.

1 upvotesSatisfiedMan4 years ago

Brilliant, thanks for sharing this man. Glad to see Burr is still in form

1 upvotesseducer4real4 years ago

Bill Burr is fucking awesome.

1 upvotesstonecats4 years ago

i could not understand the audio, but the CC subtitles are good.

1 upvotesshuritsen4 years ago

Definitely gonna see the Austin show, always wanted to see burr live

1 upvotesmonsieurhire24 years ago

My fondest memories of my ex took place when I was sick and she brought me some soup and a sandwich, fucked my brains out, and then cleaned my bathroom. Especially the bath-room cleaning part. It didn't last though, and it was early in the relationship, but man was it sweet. After she cleaned the bathroom and showered, I think we did it three times in the space of a few hours.

1 upvoteswearnocrowns4 years ago

I can’t help but feel a sad undertone in this bit. It’s supposed to be fun and it did make me laugh but it’s much more than that. The guy is sort of venting what he himself has obviously gone through.

It’s actually a pretty bitter fun considering that the fucking sandwich succinctly illustrates the life most guys are living today. A married man will likely remember for years even the tiniest favor that a woman once did to him spontaneously.

And you know what? I bet even that sandwich wasn’t offered just selflessly and that was definitely something behind it… ‘Cause it was a sandwich made within a marriage, not the one made for Chad.

Despite the sad taste of truth making fun of that is a healthy way to cope with it.

EDIT: Making fun is rather a healthy approach. In order to really cope with that there's a lot more to do.

1 upvotes8IIIIIIIIIIIID----4 years ago

God damn I love Bill Burr. I feel somewhat responsible for his fame because I used to tell everybody (years and years ago) about him before anybody even knew about him!

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I'm going to the Indy show to see what this dude's all about. I know a lot of comedians but I've never followed this guy.

1 upvotesAmericanHistoryAFBB4 years ago

"Red Team: what do you have to say to counter with?"

Absolutely nothing.

1 upvotesSqueezymypenisy4 years ago

Women married back then because they had too, they didn't have much of a choice in society. Now they do, so it makes sense that this the state of things.

1 upvotes • [deleted] • 4 years ago

It's a great bit, but the sad part is it's not about women not knowing how to show they give a fuck - they simply just don't give a fuck. Not unless you're their current Chad, then of course they give a fuck. If you're CT they'll make you TWO sandwiches and when you're done they'll come over and suck your dick.

But if you're married? You're the BB? Lol. Get the fuck out of here.

1 upvotesbillcosbyeatsbabies4 years ago

The reason women are so lazy is because men have invented machines to successfully replace them entirely. Washing machines, boom, now you don't gotta deal with some bitchy hoe just to get your clothes cleaned. Same with dishwashers. Guess what? There's a fucking robot in development that will cook and prepare entire meals for you. The joy in my heart when I saw that online was immense. Women are easily replaceable. The only shitty part about missing a woman or mother from the household is that children will grow up without the yin/yang parenting relationship of a mother and father. They'll grow up being raised by a dad and no mom. But hey, even now most moms suck at parenting and leave their kids at daycare. Lazy fucking vagina creatures.

1 upvotesbacdafucoff4 years ago

Current society teaches them to.

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In the wild Alphas are very transient, existing often for as little as 1 day at a time until the next Alpha takes over his spot. Same thing in our modern civilization, the next Chad Thundercock is right around the corner ready to give your girl the tingle she keeps chasing.

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5 upvotesMisterMojoMan [OP]4 years ago

I feel like this actually comes down to your insecurities as a man. If you are comfortable with who you are and have the frame of a natural alpha, you wouldn't mind being married to a girl like this. What is wrong with a girl challenging your frame and making you a better man by constantly sharpening your mental sword as a man, if you can handle it? Whenever I listen to Bill Burr's Monday Morning Podcast, pretty much every time he handles Nia exactly how we, as a community, think he should. He always stands his ground with the woman he is with, with the only exception being that he only submits when he knows he is WRONG. That is the only time he submits to Nia's frame. Other than that, Bill Burr didn't lose by marrying Nia. He is actually winning because it is so obvious that he is the kind of Man (capital "M") who can handle it.

0 upvotes25854 years ago

That is the only time he submits to Nia's frame

Yeah having her play human boat anchor on a $5,000 airline seat and still bitch at him is surely the ONLY OTHER time, right? She's somehow more than a sponge, she does a lot right? Lots of goals and commitments that keep her from being able to take weeks off her "job" and follow bill around? Oh, no? None of that? She is just ghetto trash that found a sucker with comedic timing?

He is actually winning because it is so obvious that he is the kind of Man (capital "M") who can handle it.

She's a walking bad divorce filling a role for her likely pegging enthusiast secret desire-for-humiliation husband. But I get that you cant see past celebrity worship though.

Hey did you also miss the show where Bill told his audience how he gave in and now enjoys watching shit like The Kardashians with his wife now?

5 upvotesMisterMojoMan [OP]4 years ago

I don't think you fully understand the concept of a true, natural alpha. A true, natural alpha wouldn't give a fuck about what you just said, as long as, at the end of the day, he was ultimately calling the shots in the relationship. Only someone who was trying to emulate alpha characteristics would let what you said bother them. Bill Burr is way too alpha, way too high value, and way too busy of a man to worry about trivial shit like that.

0 upvotes25854 years ago

Too trivial to care to have money for retirement? Have you heard how often bill talks about that? Are you in highschool that you cannot understand how much he will fucking care in a California, proven trail of dependence, proven accustomed-lifestyle world-travelling whore for decades, divorce rape?

Shove your "natural alpha" shit back up your ass and use your ears and a calculator to figure out how fucked bill is for putting a ring on a do-nothing lump of shit.

You are so sucked-in on terminology that you are like a stereophile retard that cant hear the actual music through the sound of the sticker price on his speakers.

You are treating this like one of your pokemon games where your book-learned knowledge of jargon is the truth of the terrain.

3 upvotesMisterMojoMan [OP]4 years ago

Dude, do you really think she is going to leave him? Any man with a modicum of experience with women would know just how much high value men affect women. You think men will do anything to get laid? You obviously haven’t seen what women will do to keep a guy with even a fraction of Bill Burr’s value around.

And I am going to go out on a limb and say that considering one of Bill Burr’s most famous bits is how there are gold digging whores in the world who are taking down great men in the courts when they divorce, I am going to assume that he has a solid prenup. That’s just me though, you can believe what you want.

It really seems like you just need to read more sidebar man. There is great info in there that will help you understand what I am talking about. I also highly recommend Rollo Tomassi. But I’m tired and I’m good with arguing for now. So you have a good night man.

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-1 upvotesParade_Precipitation4 years ago

yeah...why dont you post a clip of how you shouldnt fucking record a comedian working out new material and post it on youtube.

he would definitely think you're a cunt op.

-4 upvotesDeemSleep4 years ago

Couldn't hear a goddamn thing he was saying so I downvoted you. Next time don't record a bit with your Nokia flip phone

-1 upvotesDueperdue4 years ago

I see Bill doesn't love Europe. Shame.

-2 upvotesakjoltoy4 years ago

Yeah this post isn't a subtly disguised Bill Burr advertisement at all.

Just a legit redpill post.

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