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[–]ThrowawayGhostGuy1357 points358 points359 points 4 years ago (15 children) | Copy Link
He must’ve been a Chad to get that number so easily. She looks so defeated.
[–]PipBoyTInkerer164 points165 points166 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
my trainer
No doubt he's at least in great shape, if not ripped like hell.
[–][deleted] 71 points72 points73 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Thats not a dude??
[–]biochemmolgen[S] 34 points35 points36 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Nope.
[–]paneracist30 points31 points32 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Jeeeez... she looks EXACTLY like Joe Machi
[–]Important_Stranger9 points10 points11 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You’re totally right but tbf, that Joe Machi guy doesn’t look very masculine.
[–]MikeRocksBoat43 points44 points45 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
This is her expression when a Chad asked for her number/picture before she knew the purpose. Meaning, this is her "Game On!" face....
[–]paneracist22 points23 points24 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I've increasingly noticed (presumably from increasing my pillage) women catching "furtive" glances at me on the subway (I'd be dragged across twitter if I used this kind of "eye fucking") and when I'm clearly less than intrigued, I think they try to "flirt with me"...
which consists of finding some lame ass reason to get in my way or make dumb, vapid comments they think I'll react to cus 'that's my in'? Instead of thinking "why is she shoving herself/standing right on top of me? stfu and gtfo, you dumbass."
Women are dogbrains conditioned to an empty life of sloth and vanity because of thirsteeboiyz. They either try WAY too hard or do NOT try at all, both are socially conditioned by being the objects of desire:
ALL EYES ON ME AND ME ALONE OR I THROW A FIT
or
I DEMAND TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY AS A NON-SEX OBJECT OR I THROW A FIT
[–]PolukranosWordEater17 points18 points19 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Women suck at cold approach/flirting because since the time they first get boobs they had hoards of men tripping over themselves to talk to her, not the other way around. Those are things you have to practice at to get good.
Letting go of your fear of failure is critical for cold approaching. And most women are terrified of rejection.
[–]chance080-1 points0 points1 point 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Not to mention there is still social pressure in certain places where due to beliefs the woman is expected to get married before her 30’s and if she reaches 35, she’ll never find a man.
[–]DacoLordo14 points15 points16 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I mean just look at the disgusting double chin lol she's definitely not used to being hit on by fit guys judging by that face she made
[–]Flash_Gordon_4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I think the double chin effect is caused by her actual chin being on top of buzz light years chin
[–]Paladin290313 points14 points15 points 4 years ago* (2 children) | Copy Link
No doubt. She was probably just another delusional “4” that thought she was an “8,” and that slimming off that extra 65 pounds would take her to a “9.”
[–]Global_MGTOW2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I've heard them called a 49er, a female 4 who believes they're a 9 and deserves a 9 or more.
[–]DangerRanger910 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Chad's don't need numbers, they have a posse whenever they want.
[–]GrievenLeague195 points196 points197 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
She got coachzoned to the infinity and beyond.
[–]TheLonelyHound52 points53 points54 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Coachzoned, thats a beautiful word.
[–]Capptotayusb107 points108 points109 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's funny as fuck
[–]jlg488091 points92 points93 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
"Thots! Thots Everywhere!"
[–]Hootietang27 points28 points29 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Im not sure she qualifies as a thot, based on her appearance. If thats a thot that gets attention, im in shock lol
[–]jlg48809 points10 points11 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Maybe her meme should be: "MGTOW! MGTOW Everywhere!"
But with a scowl.
[–]rainydistress6 points7 points8 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
There's only one rule to identify them, passed down by the ancients themselves: IF SHE BREATHES, SHE A THOT
[–]mylifebiatch53 points54 points55 points 4 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
She looks so overweight. No wonder he didn't tap that pussy.
[–]Considered_Dissent60 points61 points62 points 4 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Ill give her at least some points for being in a gym.
Gotta start somewhere.
[–]mylifebiatch13 points14 points15 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Good for her, but she shouldn't expect a buffed trainer with Chad charisma to tap a mediocre and overweight pussy.
[–]n00bcrew8 points9 points10 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Probably just some new years resolution or something that she will drop soon enough or already has dropped.
[–]Buchwild5 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It is January, coming from a guy who's gone to major gym chains those people die off before February
[–]WaywardStag2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
If someone wants to lose weight, the place to start is in the kitchen. Outrunning excess calories isn't realistic, you can eat more calories in 2 minutes than you can burn off in an hour on the treadmill. Unless you get the eating part right, you'll never get the fat loss.
Kitchen for weight loss, gym for strength and endurance.
[–]Copypastable34 points35 points36 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Photoshop any chick with a double chin in there.
[–]kishnabe26 points27 points28 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I can see the triple chin.
[–]Reddit52Times15 points16 points17 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I mean she is at the gym
[–]Buchwild8 points9 points10 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Can't rip on her for that, she has a trainer so she at least has some drive.
[–]bosslife24218 points19 points20 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Delusional creatures.
[–]hollerican514 points15 points16 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Double chin looking ass.....
[–]seihanda14 points15 points16 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Gotta admit, she does look like buzz
[–]RedpillEatingMonk7 points8 points9 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Although this is strikingly accurate and hilarious, I can't help but think it's possible that this situation never happened, and somebody could have seen the fat chick on social media or something, identified the buzz-light year resemblance, and generated this piece of content.
Just an observation from an objective point of view.
[–]chance0800 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hey man, objectivity is very welcomed by me. It was objectivity that made the US what it once was, and made sure everyone knew their social standing. It was only when we were told to shut up and not ask questions that things ever went wrong.
[–]HeftyX5 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Fatality level 10000
[–]MieSelph4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fat-ality
[–]ThaRedHoodie5 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Plot twist: Her trainer is bi and has had a thing for Buzz since he was in the second grade.
[–]MazeGilliam4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
😆🤣
[–]slab_of_beef4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh it's a woman.. now I get it.
[–]BoxofMistakes2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Male trainers get pussy by the truckload. They also see how fat, lazy and whiney women are so it's a tradeoff.
[–]bigschladong453 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
To infinithot and begone
[–]biochemmolgen[S] 3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That one's awesome!
[–]clayticus2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hahaha
[–]Halkadash2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is a nice meme and made me chuckle. Thanks.
[–]__2st__2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It, will come see you tonight. sleep tight
[–]jason10091 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
To The Wall and beyond!!!!!!
[–]phonoplus1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
looks like a muslim spacewoman. or Lena Dunham on Halloween. can't decide which is uglier.
[–]Joseph_Memestar-2 points-1 points0 points 4 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
How is a Muslim Spacewoman ugly ye fucking bigot
[–]chance0800 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I’m sure he didn’t mean Muslim in a derogatory way, geographically speaking there are facial features and structure indicators of a persons heritage. See > Asians, for example are always stereotypes to be slanted eyed yellow skinned men with a traditional Chinese hat or something. While the stereotype is derogatory, it’s not completely untrue. Asian’s have slightly differently angled eyes than say a person of Germanic heritage, and by comparison their skin is darker as well (die to an increase in melanin from being in a sunnier area).
Evolutionary changes due to geography are a thing, it’s what makes us look inherently like our ancestors, and is subject to change over a long time if we move as well.
It’s best not to jump on the “OMG SO MEAN ATTACK” train so quickly. Not everyone thinks like you do.
[–]Joseph_Memestar0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well, while the different races have stereotypical characteristics, the person of a religion isn't. You can't simply assume that all Christians are blonde becuase you are aware that not all Christians are westerners. They may be of a variety of culture and background. The way he implied it makes it sound like all Muslim women are stereotypically ugly.
[–]phonoplus0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
you're reading way too far into my clearly sarcastic remark.
only said that because the person in the CLEARLY FAKE PICTURE is female, and observant muslim females cover their hair (hijabs), but the head covering in this photo is snugger / tighter to the skull to get it to fit into a space suit. i would IMAGINE that an observant muslim spacewoman would still want to wear a hijab.
Lena Dunham is ugly no matter what situation you put her in. just an absolute waste of flesh.
Agree with Lena Dunham being a wrinkly pig ngl.
[–]Done_with_women1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
To the food pantry, and beyond!
[–]crackpjp31 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Top kek
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
We stan a trainer who recognize faces.
[–]WaywardStag1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
That's a very masculine face. Looks exactly like a dude with eyeshadow.
[–]Paladin29030 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I agree. Lol. Looks like my friend, John.
[–]Global_MGTOW1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
To memefinity and BEYOND!
[–]RestrictedWings0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
To muscled infinity and beyond
[–]YaBoyPrajith0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ain't nobody flirting with her fatass hahaha
[–]NietzscheExplosion0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ded
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Playing with fire, he is
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