TL;DR: Shit Tests are a female's way of gauging where you stand in today's sexual marketplace.

Prologue

Ah, Shit Tests. One of Mother Nature's cruelest yet necessary methods implemented in inter-gender dynamics. Some of us here at TRP loath them. Others have resigned themselves to their fate of inadequately in dealing with them. But for myself and the select few... we look forward to them. One of my favorite posters on TRP, /u/OmLaLa, has a very Machiavellianistic approach in his game. However, I am not as sophisticated nor calculating as he is and would better deem my approach as nothing more than unbridled savagery.

Background

Hey bro, in order to pass Shiiiyyyyeeeeetttttttuuuuuuuh tests, you just gotta not give a FUCK and have abundance mentality."

I wholeheartedly agree but, I would also like to add that you need to shut the fuck up and don't interrupt grown folks when they are posting. None of the newer guys or guys in the monk mode have reached that level of passive mastery yet.

Right... Sorry bro."

I will be breaking down Shit Tests into four categories which are as follows: Validation, Qualification, Shame, and Challenge. To keep this post from getting too lengthy, today we will only be talking about Validation and Qualification. In all of these categories I will be doing my best to give you as in depth explanation and observations as possible.

It should also be noted that the degree and frequency you receive these shit tests indicate where you stand in the eyes of said female. Ironically enough, the top and the bottom percentile of males both share one common characteristic. They receive miniscule shit tests because their place on the social ladder is very obvious to everyone. It is for the majority of guys in society who fall somewhere in the middle of this spectrum i.e.(Alpha or Beta) do shit tests occur en masse. Let us take a closer look.

Validation

The purpose of this type of shit test is for the female to gauge how difficult it is to extract any type of validation a.k.a resources from you. These resources can be in the form of time, money, praise, or anything that will feed the Hyper Anabolic Materializing Space Truncating Ectoplasmic Rotator . The more of these resources the female can acquire the better she feels about herself and her standing in the SMP. However, if she can acquire this resource from you easily then you fall into the "Nice Guy Fallacy" and subsequently fail to create any real attraction from the female to yourself. , Therefore, the way to clear this type of shit test is actually quite simple. We deny them any immediate gratification of access to the resource that they are literally drowning in. Validation. The more you are able to deny them that feel good emotion they so desperately crave, the more they crave to chase after it. The caveat is that the female has to identify you as a source of good feelings. This is one of the foundations of what TRP designates as being aloof.

A couple of examples are...

  • When a woman complains of unwanted male attention at a social venue.

"I dress this way for me." Yes, sweetie and I always walk through life rock hard. The quickest way to fail this test is to engage the female rationally or agree with the notion she is a princess in a sea of plebs. Instead, you should inquire if the shirt she bought comes in a lower cut or if they sell tighter dresses. If you feel the black knight is particularly strong that day, you throw your hands in the air and ask why can't everyone see that her most attractive feature is her dazzling personlaity

  • When a woman asks you to commit your time to help her with something without explicitly saying how she is going to reciprocate.

We are in the business of making great things happen gentlemen. But, it is hard to do that when we are not 100% committed to our goals.The females perception of relationships is purely transactional and only a fool trades away things for free. I personally would take a home cooked meal over some Netflix and Chill. But, I also know I would starve in today's age I'd I depended on that. Make it known that the female must give something up in order for the transaction to take place. Once she is in the habit of doing so you can later skew the nature of them in your favor.

With that being said this type shit test can be equated to playing with a cat with a ball of yarn. You can't just straight up deny them the yarn (your time, resources, and affections). They will lose interest and seek their yarn from someone else. You have to give them a glimmer of hope so that they will stick around to play. The catch is they have to earn it on your terms. Understanding this is one of the first steps to laying the foundation of your frame. Remember that it is called the "Game" for a reason. Treat this as such.

Let us move on to the next category.

Qualification

This type shit test is my personal favorite. It is a great indicator of where the female thinks you stand on her totem pole. You only receive this type of shit test if she perceives her own SMV to be equal to or even higher than yours. The purpose of the shit test is a way to test the strength of the your frame by seeing if the female can draw you into hers. This singular test is the one that ends relationships, puts guys in the friend zone, or otherwise created the chaos that is today's sexual market place.

A frightening yet trifling matter. As stated above if you are receiving this type of shit test, then you are off to a bad start and will never get anywhere if you fail this type of shit test often. However, this type of shit test is also relatively simple to avoid failing. The trick at its core is to not come off as you are making an excuse or explaining yourself. Part of being comfortable and confident in yourself is being able to stand by your actions and decisions. This kind of man is very rare in today's society and that is why this form of shit testing is more prevalent than the rest.

Some very common examples of this are...

  • The mention of any past romantic partners unprompted.

Women are masters of keeping Pentagon level security levels on their sexual history. It is not too much of a stretch to think they are able to do the same regarding past affairs. The only reason to bring it up is to place you in a position where you have something to prove. Men, with our innate sense of competition, often fail this test without even noting the power play going behind the scenes. A smart man chosen his battles wisely. At best addressing this directly will be an uphill battle. Therefore, depending on the severity and frequency of this offense, a soft or even hard next is sometimes necessary.

  • Excessive questions regarding your career, current and/or projected income.

This one should be a no brainer, but it bears mentioning as a reminder . If your SMV is in questionable standing in regards to the female, this will inevitably come up if you goal is anything longer than a pump and dump. I say this because realistically, in all of your romantic encounters you will not be viewed as Alpha Fucks. It is important to recognize this sooner rather than later so you can either rectify it and boost you SMV accordingly or you can cut your loses. This one is harder to use standard techniques to address so I will leave it to the community to present a better alternative.

  • Goes on and on about the qualities of her dream man.

With the ever growing disparity between the female's perception of her SMV and her actual objective SMV, it is easy to view the females in the places feminism infected as disgustingly entitled. Therefore, I find textbook Agree and Amplify is too passive when dealing with western women using this particular shit test. Since this shit test is the more prevalent one in casual settings, I recommend more volatile methods in the dealing with this shit test. However, I will save that for a future post.

Summary

Chivalry is dead and we are not the ones who killed it. If you are self conscious about identifying and dealing with possible shit tests from current or future romantic affairs, I implore you to first take a deep breath and remind yourself.

AWALT.

Do not under any circumstances take what they say seriously. As soon as you do you have already failed. You are better off pretending to listen to them and observe their actions.

I hope this helped someone out and if there are any questions or recommendations let me know. I will try to have Part 2. out when I have time.