Summary My plans fell through Saturday and I managed to get a HB8 from tinder round for a first date. Absolutely bizarre and hilarious sitting with a complete stranger on a "date" in my living room (for me at least).

Ok Tinder works differently for us. I use it to angle a date, and a fuck if I’m lucky. Some guys I’m sure just tell them to come over and bang, and they pull it off. Whilst I’ve managed a few ONS from the app, I’ve always found that one slightly challenging. Getting their number and arranging a drink is obviously slightly easier.

So it was Saturday, I had a tinder date the night before with an average one, yet there wasn’t much of a spark. I was sat at home, tired from a stressful week and I was chatting to a few matches on tinder. I was bored, it was my first Saturday in for a month, I thought “fuck it, I’m going to send out a feeler.”

So I messaged a few of the skanks aswell as this HB8 the following “hey my plans have cancelled tonight, lets grab a drink?” Most of them replied, including this HB8.

HB8 gives me her number saying “I’m free too ”

We then start texting, and I decided to be really cheeky and go “look, had a tough week, however come round to mine, and I’ll make you a martini” I then sent a picture of my booze collection saying “I’m sure I have enough to keep us entertained.”

I ignored my phone, I didn’t expect her to reply, who’s going to come to a guys house on a first date I thought? I checked my phone to see “haha so much booze, ok sounds fun! I can be at the station at 8.30 can you meet me there?” I was shocked. I told her it was more of a “chilled option” to which she said it was “fine.”

I then go to the station which is like 15 mins away she lives in south of London, and I collect her. I couldn’t believe it, she was sexy, classy and actually a nice girl! I proceed driving to my house. She goes “its funny, I’ve never had a first date in someones house before.”

We go in, I give her the tour, pour her a glass of whatever, we start chatting. I had to pinch myself for me it seemed strange “I don’t know this girl, here she is on my couch. No bar, not club, just sat in my living room with me.”

She then admits how her family are stock brokers and she owns a flat in a very wealthy part of town. It all stacked up, and how shes on tinder looking to “settle down.” Shes 24. I go in for the kill, and were making out. I take her upstairs, yet she was uncomfortable to go further. I wasn’t surprised so naturally I said “lets go for a drive.”

More kissing and frolicking in the car, she tells me that “I’ve never had a ONE night stand, I’ve only slept with 3 guys all were my bfs” true or not, not a bad sign. It was actually a date with quite a nice decent woman. I dropped her off at the station, and said “be nice to see you again.”

I had a mixed review with tinder dates, I’m only looking for plates, so naturally some don’t like how forward I can be. But incredibly the next day were texting, and shes “Looking forward to seeing me again!”

Heres the kicker, she goes – “guys on tinder don’t hardly message me, let alone ask me out. Let alone even try to kiss me. You were confident, you knew how to get me out, what to say, and its attractive. I loved last night ”

Conclusion Guys, if youre on tinder, invite them round. But be coy about it. Don’t say for a fuck, just say for drinks. Its way way better then going to a bar, and cheaper! Also, you’ll be surprised how many girls aren’t being asked out on tinder. So just go in for the kill, you have nothing to lose. Ok I didn't fuck her, but shes a sexy girl that I'd definitely like to hang out with more.