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The Sixteen Commandments Of Poon

by redpillschool on /r/TheRedPill
23 April 2016 04:30 PM UTC

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The Sixteen Commandments Of Poon

I. Never say ‘I Love You’ first

Women want to feel like they have to overcome obstacles to win a man’s heart. They crave the challenge of capturing the interest of a man who has other women competing for his attention, and eventually prevailing over his grudging reluctance to award his committed exclusivity. The man who gives his emotional world away too easily robs women of the satisfaction of earning his love. Though you may be in love with her, don’t say it before she has said it. Show compassionate restraint for her need to struggle toward yin fulfillment. Inspire her to take the leap for you, and she’ll return the favor a thousandfold.

II. Make her jealous

Flirt with other women in front of her. Do not dissuade other women from flirting with you. Women will never admit this but jealousy excites them. The thought of you turning on another woman will arouse her sexually. No girl wants a man that no other woman wants. The partner who harnesses the gale storm of jealousy controls the direction of the relationship.

III. You shall make your mission, not your woman, your priority

Forget all those romantic cliches of the leading man proclaiming his undying love for the woman who completes him. Despite whatever protestations to the contrary, women do not want to be “The One” or the center of a man’s existence. They in fact want to subordinate themselves to a worthy man’s life purpose, to help him achieve that purpose with their feminine support, and to follow the path he lays out. You must respect a woman’s integrity and not lie to her that she is “your everything”. She is not your everything, and if she is, she will soon not be anymore.

IV. Don’t play by her rules

If you allow a woman to make the rules she will resent you with a seething contempt even a rapist cannot inspire. The strongest woman and the most strident feminist wants to be led by, and to submit to, a more powerful man. Polarity is the core of a healthy loving relationship. She does not want the prerogative to walk all over you with her capricious demands and mercurial moods. Her emotions are a hurricane, her soul a saboteur. Think of yourself as a bulwark against her tempest. When she grasps for a pillar to steady herself against the whipping winds or yearns for an authority figure to foil her worst instincts, it is you who has to be there… strong, solid, unshakeable and immovable.

V. Adhere to the golden ratio

Give your woman 2/3 of everything she gives you. For every three calls or texts, give her two back. Three declarations of love earn two in return. Three gifts; two nights out. Give her two displays of affection and stop until she has answered with three more. When she speaks, you reply with fewer words. When she emotes, you emote less. The idea behind the golden ratio is twofold — it establishes your greater value by making her chase you, and it demonstrates that you have the self-restraint to avoid getting swept up in her personal dramas. Refraining from reciprocating everything she does for you in equal measure instills in her the proper attitude of belief in your higher status. In her deepest loins it is what she truly wants.

VI. Keep her guessing

True to their inscrutable natures, women ask questions they don’t really want direct answers to. Woe be the man who plays it straight — his fate is the suffering of the beta. Evade, tease, obfuscate. She thrives when she has to imagine what you’re thinking about her, and withers when she knows exactly how you feel. A woman may want financial and family security, but she does not want passion security. In the same manner, when she has displeased you, punish swiftly, but when she has done you right, reward slowly. Reward her good behavior intermittently and unpredictably and she will never tire of working hard to please you.

VII. Always keep two in the kitty

Never allow yourself to be a “kept man”. A man with options is a man without need. It builds confidence and encourages boldness with women if there is another woman, a safety net, to catch you in case you slip and risk a breakup, divorce, or a lost prospect, leading to loneliness and a grinding dry spell. A woman knows once she has slept with a man she has abdicated a measure of her power; when she has fallen in love with him she has surrendered nearly all of it. But love is ephemeral and with time she may rediscover her power and threaten to leave you. It is her final trump card. Withdrawing all her love and all her body in an instant will rend your soul if you are faced with contemplating the empty abyss alone. Knowing there is another you can turn to for affection will fortify your will and satisfy your manhood.

VIII. Say you’re sorry only when absolutely necessary

Do not say you’re sorry for every wrong thing you do. It is a posture of submission that no man should reflexively adopt, no matter how alpha he is. Apologizing increases the demand for more apologies. She will come to expect your contrition, like a cat expects its meal at a set time each day. And then your value will lower in her eyes. Instead, if you have done something wrong, you should acknowledge your guilt in a glancing way without resorting to the actual words “I’m sorry.” Pull the Bill Clinton maneuver and say “Mistakes were made” or tell her you “feel bad” about what you did. You are granted two freebie “I’m sorry”s for the life of your relationship; use them wisely.

IX. Connect with her emotions

Set yourself apart from other men and connect with a woman’s emotional landscape. Her mind is an alien world that requires deft navigation to reach your rendevous. Frolic in the surf of emotions rather than the arid desert of logic. Be playful. Employ all your senses. Describe in lush detail scenarios to set her heart afire. Give your feelings freedom to roam. ROAM. Yes, that is a good word. You’re not on a linear path with her. You are ROAMING all over, taking her on an adventure. In this world, there is no need to finish thoughts or draw conclusions. There is only need to EXPERIENCE. You’re grabbing her hand and running with her down an infinite, labyrinthine alleyway with no end, laughing and letting your fingers glide on the cobblestone walls along the way.

X. Ignore her beauty

The man who trains his mind to subdue the reward centers of his brain when reflecting upon a beautiful female face will magically transform his interactions with women. His apprehension and self-consciousness will melt away, paving the path for more honest and self-possessed interactions with the objects of his desire. This is one reason why the greatest lotharios drown in more love than they can handle — through positive experiences with so many beautiful women they lose their awe of beauty and, in turn, their powerlessness under its spell. It will help you acquire the right frame of mind to stop using the words hot, cute, gorgeous, or beautiful to describe girls who turn you on. Instead, say to yourself “she’s interesting” or “she might be worth getting to know”. Never compliment a girl on her looks, especially not a girl you aren’t fucking. Turn off that part of your brain that wants to put them on pedestals. Further advanced training to reach this state of unawed Zen transcendence is to sleep with many MANY attractive women (try to avoid sleeping with a lot of ugly women if you don’t want to regress). Soon, a Jedi lover you will be.

XI. Be irrationally self-confident

No matter what your station in life, stride through the world without apology or excuse. It does not matter if objectively you are not the best man a woman can get; what matters is that you think and act like you are. Women have a dog’s instinct for uncovering weakness in men; don’t make it easy for them. Self-confidence, warranted or not, triggers submissive emotional responses in women. Irrational self-confidence will get you more pussy than rational defeatism.

XII. Maximize your strengths, minimize your weaknesses

In the betterment of ourselves as men we attract women into our orbit. To accomplish this gravitational pull as painlessly and efficiently as possible, you must identify your natural talents and shortcomings and parcel your efforts accordingly. If you are a gifted jokester, don’t waste time and energy trying to raise your status in philosophical debate. If you write well but dance poorly, don’t kill yourself trying to expand your manly influence on the dancefloor. Your goal should be to attract women effortlessly, so play to your strengths no matter what they are; there is a groupie for every male endeavor. Except World of Warcraft.

XIII. Err on the side of too much boldness, rather than too little

Touching a woman inappropriately on the first date will get you further with her than not touching her at all. Don’t let a woman’s faux indignation at your boldness sway you; they secretly love it when a man aggressively pursues what he wants and makes his sexual intentions known. You don’t have to be an asshole, but if you have no choice, being an inconsiderate asshole beats being a polite beta, every time.

XIV. Fuck her good

Fuck her like it’s your last fuck. And hers. Fuck her so good, so hard, so wantonly, so profligately that she is left a quivering, sparking mass of shaking flesh and sex fluids. Drain her of everything, then drain her some more. Kiss her all over, make love to her all night, and hold her close in the morning. Own her body, own her gratitude, own her love. If you don’t know how, learn to give her squirting orgasms.

XV. Maintain your state control

You are an oak tree. You will not be manipulated by crying, yelling, lying, head games, sexual withdrawal, jealousy ploys, pity plays, shit tests, hot/cold/hot/cold, disappearing acts, or guilt trips. She will rain and thunder all around you and you will shelter her until her storm passes. She will not drag you into her chaos or uproot you. When you have mastery over yourself, you will have mastery over her.

XVI. Never be afraid to lose her

You must not fear. Fear is the love-killer. Fear is the ego-triumph that brings abject loneliness. You will face your fear. You will permit it to pass over and through you. And when your ego-fear is gone you will turn and face your lover, and only your heart will remain. You will walk away from her when she has violated your integrity, and you will let her walk when her heart is closed to you. She who can destroy you, controls you. Don’t give her that power over yourself. Love yourself before you love her.

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Title The Sixteen Commandments Of Poon
Author redpillschool
Upvotes 835
Comments 165
Date 23 April 2016 04:30 PM UTC (3 years ago)
Subreddit TheRedPill
Link https://theredarchive.com/post/39404
Original Link https://old.reddit.com/r/TheRedPill/comments/4g45je/the_sixteen_commandments_of_poon/
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18 upvotesChimpWithAGun3 years ago

Could you elaborate more on this, but without the poetry? Examples maybe?

IX. Connect with her emotions

Set yourself apart from other men and connect with a woman’s emotional landscape. Her mind is an alien world that requires deft navigation to reach your rendevous. Frolic in the surf of emotions rather than the arid desert of logic. Be playful. Employ all your senses. Describe in lush detail scenarios to set her heart afire. Give your feelings freedom to roam. ROAM. Yes, that is a good word. You’re not on a linear path with her. You are ROAMING all over, taking her on an adventure. In this world, there is no need to finish thoughts or draw conclusions. There is only need to EXPERIENCE. You’re grabbing her hand and running with her down an infinite, labyrinthine alleyway with no end, laughing and letting your fingers glide on the cobblestone walls along the way.

46 upvotesvandaalen3 years ago

What he means is that women are wired differently.

Men mostly use logic to analyse situations, come to conclusions, make decisions and justify actions, while a woman's world is mostly based on her emotions, the way she feels.

This is why men are much more consistent than women. A women's opinion can and will change with how she feels and is always subject to immediate change, if her mood changes.

This also means that her emotions are what you want to use to unlock her as well though and in order to succeed you want to trigger them in her - the more extreme the better. Make being with you a rollercoaster ride of emotions for her. Be exciting and make it exciting for her.

There isn't much worse for a women than being bored. Even feeling utterly sad is often better than feeling nothing at all. In this sense, love and hate are the same to a woman, although they are on opposite sides of one spectrum. If you succeed in making her hate you, you aren't very far away from making her fall in love with you.

This goes even much deeper, like the craving for drama women have and how they will often deliberatly try to create it in order to occupy your time and your attention, but that's a story for another time.

18 upvotesIts_the_other_tj3 years ago

Yep. The opposite of love isn't hate. Its apathy.

3 upvotesseattleron3 years ago

Been preaching that on this sub for a couple years. It's 100% the truth.

3 upvotesDoesNotMatterAnymore3 years ago

To be more precise, it's indifference. Which means to me that you don't have any emotion towards someone.

-1 upvotesIAMAwhitecismaleAMA3 years ago





Don't comment unless you have something substantial to add

3 upvotesyaysmr3 years ago

If you succeed in making her hate you, you aren't very far away from making her fall in love with you.

True, but depends on WHY she feels such hate. To wit: "I hate you because you take me out on wonderful dates and fuck me silly then ignore me for weeks and I see you with other women on social media." NOT "I hate you because you make me disgusted by your very presence." Wives who hate their husbands are usually in the latter camp.

It is silly, but if you can inspire a woman to hate you, she'll question to herself why she cares so much. The fact that you raise ANY intense emotion in her means you are on her mind and she considers you 'worthy' of caring about at all.

4 upvotestrumpisafaggybeta3 years ago

There isn't much worse for a women than being bored.

This is really true; women know that their youth is like the midnight oil of their life. If they don't burn it wisely (by doing something with their time that involves fucking men or getting free things from betas), then they've lost everything for the day.

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4 upvotesBrunoOh3 years ago

Have you ever been camping and set up a table?

You'll notice the grass under it starts growing really fast, using all its energy reserves, to reach light. Right until it dies.

12 upvotesJustACrosshair_3 years ago


Women sexual peak at 30 is bullshit magazine talk. Only the most well kept, genetically superior women will be desirable around that age. Most of them are fat, kids, wrinkles, saggy elbow skin, etc.

They seek to retreive their sexual peak, and return to their youth the most at 30 probably, but they do not live their sexual peak. That is for sure. 30 year old women are stale bread.

1 upvotesDamiensLust3 years ago

"Sexual peak at 30" in this context refers to their sex drive not their sex appeal due their estrogen dropping and so their relatively higher testosterone level making them more sexually proactive instead of reactive. You are of course correct in that this does not correlate with how sexually desirable they are.

1 upvotesin_monk_mode3 years ago

Some people like women with moustache ROFL

2 upvotesJax777893 years ago

Women's peak SMV is at 23. See The Rational Male for further details.

3 upvotestrumpisafaggybeta3 years ago

A woman's sexual peak is absolutely NOT at 30. Don't kid yourself; they start spoiling after like 22.

1 upvotesAGenericUsername10043 years ago

They peak between 22-24, they get broody and go into full BB lockdown mode in their 30s

2 upvotesLoveYourSelfish3 years ago

Have fun, there isn't one true outcome for a relationship - so take it as it comes and lighten up a bit.

2 upvoteskazaul3 years ago

Most men and many women do not speak what I consider to be 'emotionalese' (note: women with autistic tendencies don't speak it at all). It's the ability to overlook words and meaning, and perceive inferred context (from her point of view), and then respond in kind (on an emotional level).

What he describes as not needing to finish thoughts or draw conclusions translates into: make you emotional point without actually saying it. What is conveyed in what is 'words' (half or unsaid) outweighs the words in themselves.

There is in fact consistency in all this. Most guys don't see it but it's there. If you can read the cues, then everything you say or do has a clearly defined result. It's just not based on rationality but on the emotional impact.

If you can't speak this language, then at the very least you can live in the 'waves' of emotion it causes. RP knowledge should give you the tools to push this one way or the other. And it'll affect you; a great experience in any event. It's the moment where you can let your control slip, where you can let yourself be you (if you trust yourself to do the right thing) and just watch the results play out favorably.

To some men, the best you'll get is a "deep" connection and a sort of rush. For others it will be more deliberate. But there's joy to be had there. No doubt about it. To experience that freedom and wash of emotion is among the best things ever. Hands down.

1 upvotesIAMAwhitecismaleAMA3 years ago



pick one lol men are like 10 times more likely to be diagnosed with autism

1 upvotesDamiensLust3 years ago

Yes but that doesn't mean autistic women don't exist, and the latest research is suggesting that autism in women is actually very under-diagnosed.

2 upvotesIAMAwhitecismaleAMA3 years ago

Easy. Play drama with her. Women need drama. Start an argument on purpose and then finish it instantly. Give her something to talk (bitch) to her friends about you. She needs to think you're a fucking asshole and she hates you sometimes. At least once every other day, really.

Examples: tell her to go out for a run. If she wants you to go shopping with her agree but say you might start talking to other girls. Then while she's browsing go game a random girl and lead her back to your gf saying you found "the right one for your weird fetishes"

2 upvotescosine883 years ago

Have you ever actually done that?

2 upvotesIAMAwhitecismaleAMA3 years ago

I haven't had a gf in three years. But if a girl invites me somewhere public like a festival I always game other girls and bring them to the girl to talk with. But I just leave them to talk and go game another girl. I try to bring her back before the first random girls leaves. And I keep doing this until they yell at me. The highest I've gotten was 4 girls but that's because 2 of them left while I was away.

1 upvotesDamiensLust3 years ago

Depending on how this is done I can see this being awesome & alpha or seriously autistic and backfiring.

2 upvotesApexScorpion3 years ago

This reminds me if a time where I was with this girl one time and she had something in her hand. I smacked it out of of her hand for no reason. She was ready to be mad. Then I picked out up and kissed her. She started smiling pretty hard.

You can damn near control their emotions if you know how you're perceived by them. They have to look up to you first in some sort of way. At some point in time they'll show you their emotion lock where you can unlock different emotions seemingly at will.

Guess who has the key to that lock? The most challenging part is handling your own keys and the right times. That's the only thing you can truly control. Otherwise she'll change the locks.

1 upvotesChavagnatze3 years ago

I think he means be spontaneously adventurous.

If you have the time and money make her pussy passport pussy, as Chris Rock calls it. A woman is looking for excitement and you should thrust her into situations where she will get plenty of it. Get out on nature trails, ride ATVs, do serious physical activities in new landscapes. Of course you must lead spontaneously. She'll get emotional but, you must have the social depth to bring order to her emotional experience.

0 upvotesslay_it_forward3 years ago

He didn't write it so I doubt he will eloborate.

This is the second time I've seen Roissy's 16 commandments of poon on TRP recently without crediting him for the work.

14 upvotesCQC33 years ago

Apart from the fact that the very first thing on this post is a link to the actual article on his blog?

65 upvotesnointernetforyou3 years ago

I lot of good things here. Many of which I wish friends and even my own father would adopt but it's probably too late for them.

After a few relationships where I learned do and don'ts, when I met my wife I decided to take what I learned and really apply it.

1.) I point women out I see that are attractive - not all the time to be a piece of shit. Here and there to remind her she's not the only one out there. She has the attitude of I need to keep my man satisfied so he doesn't stray.

2.) My wife knows where the front door is and knows I won't chase after her.

3.) Be very opinionated about decisions whether financial or where to eat on friday night. Speak up!

4.) Bring something to the table. Have skills. Women like men who can fix or build things. It's a way that you provide and she needs you for it. This can come across BB if you don't practice my number 2.

7 upvoteselevul3 years ago

2.) My wife knows where the front door is and knows I won't chase after her.

She also knows that if she divorces you she can own that house and half of your salary for the rest of her life...

13 upvotesnointernetforyou3 years ago

This is true. If you never want family, then never get married. If you do, then it's all about reducing the risk of having it all fall apart.

4 upvotesCrazedHyperion3 years ago

You may be married even though you never got married. It's called common law marriage and it can rape you in the ass just like its official cousin.

4 upvotesIAMAwhitecismaleAMA3 years ago

Marriage is just "nightmare mode" where if you fail in implementing TRP principles then you don't get a redo without significant resource loss.

Married men are playing on a different level than you are. Some don't even know the rules. Some know the rules but aren't good enough. And some, like /u/nointernetforyou, know the rules and know how to play them well. So they decided to take the risk for the reward.

7 upvotesbromyiqis9003 years ago

She also knows she'll be a post wall hag with some money in the bank and a nice house but no love.

Too many guys here think that divorce is some kind of end game for most women, divorce is something they fear even when married to betas, it's just that betas disgust them more and more with each passing year so divorce becomes relief.

A woman married to a red pill man is far less likely to ever consider divorce.

Also you assume that all men care that much about a temporary hit in finances vs having an intact family, and many also gladly offer their wives half after raising children for years.

A strong man has a strong income and a need for very little of it. A divorced red pill man will still have an amazing life and will quickly make back what he lost.

The divorced woman often has a much more horrible lonely future regardless of what her financial windfall was.

1 upvoteselevul3 years ago

Man, you've internalized the Red Pill philosophy deeply, and that's awesome. But you have to realize that you live in a feminized world, a world you can't Game. And if it wants to ruin you, it will ruin you, no matter how strong your frame is.

Example: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtnlMZyfj4o

Do you really believe you can get out of the situation this guy found himself in?

3 upvotesbromyiqis9003 years ago

I know you might disagree, as many here probably would, however yes, I think it can be avoided.

The story you linked sounds terrible and it is very possible it is all true as the man told it, however what is often ignored in these cases is the type of woman the man selected to marry and have children with.

The way, all this lock changing, bank account drain, abuse claims, and his very own mother trying to take the stand against him, this all tells me he surrounded himself with insane people, probably thanks to growing up with such a crazy fucking mother.

Believe me, there were signs long before this guys life collapsed that he was with a selfish, insane person who was capable of snapping.

Too many people settle in this world, men and women, and they end up in situations like this. They grab the nearest warm body they find attractive and who finds them attractive and then they start making excuses.

So while I believe there are many many insane women out there, I do not believe this situation is unable to be avoided. Plenty of people marry and divorce without issue, even when there are good reasons to separate such as infidelity.

1 upvoteselevul3 years ago

Mah, good luck. I really hope you don't get badly burned too, like many others have been here.

1 upvotesCastorTyrannus3 years ago

I can't stand that guys voice. Did anything positive come out if that?

1 upvotesDamiensLust3 years ago

Yes. With one word: PRENUP. If your frame is strong enough and you are alpha enough you should be able to convince your potential wife to agree to one. Also, that story is insane and the channel seems interesting, but the way the dude talks irritates me so much. Why doesn't he just talk in his normal speaking voice? Rather than raising his voice at the end of every senTENCE? why talk like THIS? in that weird monoTONE?

2 upvotesWilreadit3 years ago

This is true Red Pill, the truth as opposed to some inflated ego.

8 upvotessamenrofringslikeLBJ3 years ago
  1. is so weird but true, i borrowed my friends carpenters-truck once and females on the street would check me out massively as i just drove around. Same goes for Firemen and Police-officers, most women get wet at the sight of a uniform.
107 upvotesIAM_CHAD_AMA3 years ago

>implying girls get wet at every mexican who drives by in a dry-wall installation van

13 upvotessamenrofringslikeLBJ3 years ago

We dont have the same phenomenon in Europe where low-educated immigrants work for a living, they just get social security. We have Eastern Europeans that work construction and carpentry, but thats not comparable to Mexicans in the US.

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11 upvotessamenrofringslikeLBJ3 years ago

Yeah, for Somalis for example, only 5-15 percent have held down a job after 10 years in the country (sweden) at any time. Its become the nr 1 issue politically in most EU countries.

1 upvotesChadThundercockII3 years ago

What about my fellow Arabs, do they hold down jobs?

1 upvotes • [deleted] • 3 years ago

Wow that is weird. So in the EU low-educated immigrants have no access to things that raise them out of poverty. say that cause my dad is a lowly-educated, yet can lead a large group of people and works hard. He's Mexican and my mom is white(American?).

2 upvotes • [deleted] • 3 years ago

Yes and thats why integration works much better in the US, low education isnt a death sentence if you are just willing to work hard and develop yourself. Recently the conservatives proposed that muslim migrants could work for less than minimum wage if it meant that they could get off wellfare and into a profession. But the left feels that menial jobs are beneath the dignity of humans.

1 upvotesquestionTrp3 years ago

We have Eastern Europeans that work construction and carpentry, but thats not comparable to Mexicans in the US.

Why is that? Why EE are not comparable to Mexicans?

1 upvotes • [deleted] • 3 years ago

As I understand it, mexicans usually live permanently in the US. EE's just come to work, usually contracted by large firms and then during that contract they will take private contracts if they can, but they return to EE when the job is done and this is usually in shorter stints. The Labour Unions here are extremely powerful, so if too many EE's are hired, the shit hits the fan. So in short EE workers are seen as a labour market policy challenge, not as an immigration problem. I think there is just a lot less social stigma than with latinos as well.

2 upvotesbeefypork9063 years ago

Are you sure they were checking you out. They may have just been looking at the truck. I'm sure men where looking at you too, you just didn't notice.

2 upvotes • [deleted] • 3 years ago

Oh for sure not all of them were checking me out, but compared to just when i drive around in my own VW Touran, there was a marked difference, even in the MCDonalds drivethrough, the girl in the counter struck up a convo with me which doesnt happen as often.

1 upvotesrpm6123 years ago


What is this?

2 upvotesjoh21413 years ago

I thought it was because it implied you work in labor and carry a lot of shit around. A lot of people I met driving trucks aren't really alpha now that I'm remembering them. They're just regular people; BB. What car you drive makes no difference really unless it tells everyone how rich you are. The truck itself represents a fantasy of a hard working, blue collar labor man.

As far as cops goes; I don't know about that really. I guess it's the status of authority but many cops around here don't get any love from women unless their daddies were a cop already. But that's not saying much; it's just something I see where I live.

2 upvotesrpm6123 years ago


What is this?

1 upvotesbromyiqis9003 years ago

Women always vote a large pickup truck as the sexiest male vehicle, it triggers their fantasies of a strong man who sweats and glistens of his muscles, works with his hands, creates, builds his own path.

Same way police and fire trigger danger bravery and authority and even jobs like EMS trigger a man who has people's lives in his hands.

1 upvotesj4c0p3 years ago

3.) This is still pretty hard for me. I was raised to be as objective as possible. Its a good thing when investing your money, but lot of times I was witness of total "dumb fuck" opinions which worked.
It didnt mattered for girls.
They want clear answer, clear dumb down presentation.
Never go middle road.
Hate or love things Or be really close to one end of spectrum.

-13 upvotesbm2l3 years ago

my wife

Hahaha stopped reading right there cuckboy

15 upvotesChadThundercockII3 years ago

That's not the attitude to have towards your fellow man, boy.

10 upvotesSnugglySadist3 years ago

Kudos to the Dune reference.

31 upvotesMagnum2563 years ago

VII. Always keep two in the kitty ...to catch you in case you slip and risk a breakup, divorce, or a lost prospect, leading to loneliness and a grinding dry spell...she may rediscover her power and threaten to leave you...if you are faced with contemplating the empty abyss alone. Knowing there is another you can turn to for affection...

This one seems really weak to me, and also contradicts #16 (Never be afraid to lose her)

You should never stay in a relationship out of fear of being alone, or fear of not having access to sex. I'm not even coming from a moral place here; I've cheated on girls before but it has rarely ended well, I can't think of many instances where I've cheated, everything has gone to shit at some point afterwards, and I've said "damn it was all worth it! Everything worked out great!" Sometimes the girl on the side can be the sole reason everything else comes undone.

I think any man with any degree of confidence won't have to worry about being alone for awhile, and that if a relationship turns to shit, he'll be able to go out and find someone new. So what if you have to go on a short dry spell? If you can't handle that then you have bigger issues.

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1 upvotesRetiredTimeHo3 years ago

It is acceptable. To me.

Don't impose your bullshit morals on me

2 upvotesbenuntu3 years ago

I think there's a difference between cheating (lying about sleeping with another woman), and just having multiple partners. If you're in a committed and exclusive relationship and you fuck someone else, that's cheating. And if you don't confess to it, that's lying, and pretty shitty behavior. Honesty is perhaps the most important of all character traits.

But if everyone knows the score and you're not exclusive, I've found that with the right woman, having an affair on the side is a huge turn on. It just lets your woman know she has a man that is desired by other women.

1 upvotesIAMAwhitecismaleAMA3 years ago

I know right, wtf happened to this sub?

Bluepers pretending to be redpilled shouldn't be allowed to comment.

I reported him for concern trolling

1 upvotesShounenEgo3 years ago

The fact that red pill's content is amoral doesn't imply to the slightest that the individual visitor should also be amoral. It also doesn't mean that your actions as a person do not affect the people around you, or even those that aren't around you (like in the case of an internet discussion).

It's one thing to say "that's not my moral code" but the moment you do that, you're also projecting a moral statement to others. "I don't give a shit about what happens to others, as long as what I do benefits me" is a heavy statement, no matter how much you like to think that the world isn't interconnected and that what you do should only matter to you.

You're only dismissing the personal responsibility that you have towards others in favour of hedonism, which is roughly speaking the same thing a turbonerd playing video games does when he's leeching his daddy's wallet to death to buy Dota skins, instead of straightening the fuck up and get a job.

3 upvotesRetiredTimeHo3 years ago

I didn't PROJECT my morality on anyone

I REJECTED his when he tried to impose it on me

Huge fucking difference. Holy fuck this sub is losing its logical edge

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8 upvotesbutt_sex_man3 years ago

What I took from it was Abundance Mentality.

1 upvotesApexScorpion3 years ago

Fully agreed about the "fear of dry spell" aspect. I'd rather go through a dry spell than to be disrespected, manipulated, and taken for granted. When it comes to relationships, we have way more to lose than they do but they don't care. So I have to do whatever I can to maintain peace and protect myself, and if that means a dry spell, then fuck it, dry spell it is.

1 upvotesIAMAwhitecismaleAMA3 years ago

Sometimes the girl on the side can be the sole reason everything else comes undone.

Why are you commenting if you haven't digested the red pill? When your LTR finds out you still have plates she'll shit test the shit out of you. If you can't pass those then yeah you don't deserve side pieces.

11 upvotesEntitledShitHead3 years ago

I read all 16 of these to a male feminist friend, and he agreed with all them. When I told where this came from, he started hamstring how this was misogynistic. It was hilarious.

1 upvotesIAMAwhitecismaleAMA3 years ago

Even the "Keep two in the kitty" one? I'm surprised a feminist would agree with that. Hell, there's a "terper" above you who disagrees with it. He's not truly redpilled though so who cares.

6 upvotesCurlosaur3 years ago

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2 upvotesIGoYouStayTwoAutumns3 years ago

"Skittles Man" is a classic, "'Nah' Man" is up there as well.

29 upvotesBlack-Pill3 years ago

XVII. Always Wear a Condom and Know Where Your Sperm Goes

Nothing can undermine ( or destroy) any or all of the above like an unplanned pregnancy. Do yourself a favor and always know where your sperm goes....Flush the used condoms yourself and never leave them in a trash can, on the floor or anywhere a woman can get at it/them. Don't hesitate to go so far that you make sure she swallows the whole load and uses an antiseptic mouthwash when you are done.

I actually caught a plate in the bathroom (after giving me a blowjob) putting her fingers in her mouth and then pushing them up inside her vagina in an attempt to get pregnant by me. The stories of women taking the contents of used condoms and using them to get pregnant are not an urban legend or even just the risk of pro athletes and rock stars.... it can happen to you if a woman really wants to lock down your commitment and/or provisioning.

12 upvoteselevul3 years ago

I actually caught a plate in the bathroom (after giving me a blowjob) putting her fingers in her mouth and then pushing them up inside her vagina in an attempt to get pregnant by me.

What the fuck. Is your SMV really that high, or she was just that desperate?

8 upvotesWilreadit3 years ago

It is not his SMV, but the desperation of a used chick who wants to lock down a guy that you should see here.

3 upvotesBlack-Pill3 years ago

Oh, SMV had its part to play but you are right.... there was a definite flavor of desperation involved as well.

5 upvotesXen6263 years ago

Friend of mine caught his plate with a used condom he had thrown away in her purse just as she was leaving his place.... scary shit

31 upvotesSwelfie3 years ago

Vasectomy. It's the shit.

I once had a plate get pregnant. She gave me "the call" while I was with my roommate. I knew from the tone where it was going, so I put her on speaker, grabbed a bottle and poured some drinks for the two of us. We sat and listened while toasting, and I let her go on for about an hour about how she was keeping the child and what part I would play in the child's life, her ideals of our future together, how she thought I would be an excellent father...

Finally she asked what I thought of all this and what my intentions were, understanding that this must be an awful shock to me.

I told her it was a shock and that I wished her the best. But I wasn't the father.

Cue a diatribe on loyalty and how much she loved me and how I'm the only possible father. How she was hurt that I would question her devotion.

I reassured her that I was not questioning her undying love, loyalty and devotion. And how I felt she would be a wonderful mother and had a lot to think about and plan, but that since I wasn't the father, I couldn't help her too much.

That's when the anger started and NY roommate toasted each other to her accusations of me being a horrible deadbeat with no sense if responsibilities to this child we are bringing into the world. How could I live with myself?

To which I replied that I wasn't the father.

"Why do you insist on saying that?" She finally asked.

"Because I'm sterile."

The silence was golden. That was the best phone call of my life. I'm kind of hoping I get another one some day.

11 upvotesRetiredTimeHo3 years ago

That story was so fucking beautiful

2 upvotesEnjoyitbeforeitsover3 years ago


2 upvotesIAMAwhitecismaleAMA3 years ago

Thanks for sharing lol I might use that someday.

1 upvotesEnjoyitbeforeitsover3 years ago

But then there's the possibility of getting painful problems with the surgery. Some other redpiller said that it's not all perfect, and there can be some risks to this shit.

3 upvotesBlack-Pill3 years ago

I think it was a bit of both.... her - a 19 yr old Wafflehouse waitress from the rural deep south trying to make it in the big city. I was in my mid-thirties with a nice house, car and a very profitable consulting business. I was (and am) fit and have a look that a lot of women seem predisposed too. I figured that I was some kind of trailer park lottery jack pot for her> AF and BB rolled into one nice package

3 upvotesCasanova-Quinn3 years ago

Flush the used condoms yourself and never leave them in a trash can

I've heard of guys testing girls by purposely leaving condoms in the trash with a few drops of hot sauce in them. This is great because it's a funny punishment, and it catches them red handed (they'll be yelling) without any good explanation. "Why is there hot sauce in your pussy?" LOL

2 upvotesBlack-Pill3 years ago

I see this as the perfect Happy Next Day present ...

10 upvotesATrashMan3 years ago

I just wanted to clarify point 12 - there are in fact female groupies in World of Warcraft.

17 upvotesStupidStrong3 years ago

I wouldn't have believed you if a coworker's wife hadn't left him for their guild leader.

2 upvotesIAMAwhitecismaleAMA3 years ago

I guess if you ever want proof the Alpha/Beta status is relative to those around you just look at WoW.

3 upvotesATrashMan3 years ago

When I was 18-20 years old in college playing WoW I was this hot headed aggressive player who had these 2 chicks who would just follow me around wherever I went healing me. One of them was this 30 year old who lived 2 states away. She would write me multiple page long emails professing her love for me. After demanding that she send me all sorts of pics (I wasnt about to get trapped with a ham beast), she drove multiple states over to come fuck me.

2 upvotesIAMAwhitecismaleAMA3 years ago

Hahaha that was a hilarious read.

But now you know you have that aggressive alpha in you that women love. Just apply it to something hot women respect.

12 upvotesIndyBrodaSolo3 years ago

You only need two rules.

  1. Just be a man and put your mission first.

  2. You need to be leader and keep your women in check. Women, naturally, are emotionally and sexually submissive beings. (For every strong dominant woman there is a stronger dominant man. Ironically, I’ve fucked dominatrix. She was on the bottom. I told her what to do, and how to please me. She has thanked me later, because, I truly made her feel like a woman. Who knew, right?)

7 upvotespsychocutiepie3 years ago

And on today's episode of Things That Never Happened

2 upvotesIAMAwhitecismaleAMA3 years ago

My mother recently came to visit and I forgave her for all the shit she did to me in my childhood because it wasn't really her fault for being a woman. She told me how she hates my step father. How all she wants is for someone to hold her and be her father basically. Like she cries at night hating her life even though she runs our family business.

Women need someone dominant. They literally go crazy if they have to be an agent.

3 upvotes • [deleted] • 3 years ago

It really loses it's magic without the conversations inside the chapters.

Like reading cliffords big red ball, except for adults

1 upvotesrefusewool3 years ago

What's the full version called?

3 upvotesCaptain_Self_Promotr3 years ago

Heartiste formerly roissy will change your life. Read everything on that website. He's been more political in the last few years. Comments are good too.

3 upvotesBrunoOh3 years ago

I don't like his obsession with "cuckservatives" and Trump, but his website, especially the older parts, are worth reading.

3 upvotesshivalife3 years ago

Yeah, just be Harvey Specter.. and you can check off most of the list.

3 upvotesApexScorpion3 years ago

The last two are the most important. These rules won't let you keep her "forever" neither do they guarantee a "happily every after". There's no such thing. They just help you keep her a little longer (maybe).

Respect and love yourself. This, as well as the Iron Rules of Tomassi, and illimitableMan's Fifty Shades of Red, are to help YOU. Not to help you "keep" her. All of your relationships are victims of time, opportunity and circumstance. And yes two people can still be physically together but completely separated emotionally and psychologically (marriage, cohabitation, etc).

Master yourself!

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2 upvotesprettyflamazing3 years ago

Her emotions are a hurricane, her soul a saboteur. Think of yourself as a bulwark against her tempest. When she grasps for a pillar to steady herself against the whipping winds or yearns for an authority figure to foil her worst instincts, it is you who has to be there… strong, solid, unshakeable and immovable.

This is some next level Herman Melville shit.

4 upvotesInformalCriticism3 years ago

16 Has changed my life more than any of the above; it is complete ownership of your life without regard or remorse for romance. Life is more than romance, gentlemen. Act like it.

1 upvotesWel1083 years ago

With 15 and 16 alone you could sustain anything.

1 upvotesLinrraba3 years ago

Number one is a pet peeve of mine. I like saying i love you, regardless if i mean it or not. Makes for better kissing and sex.

3 upvotesLaRedPill3 years ago

Oh but when you don't tell her for a while and drop it after something she does, the sex and kissing is even better

2 upvotesIAMAwhitecismaleAMA3 years ago

Am I the only who just never says "I love you?" I literally just say oh that's so cute, or thank you.

1 upvotes3rdElement3 years ago

It's a rare event for me... The 2/3 rule is more like the 1/20 rule for me, with all other times I just stay silent with a twinkle of mischief in my eye, or the return of "i know" just dripping with mischievous play turning the mushiness into more attraction instead. When i do say it, it stands out and is appreciated, not just a banal comment that most couples turn it into.

0 upvotesSOwED3 years ago

I completely agree. I typically combine number 6 with breaking number 1. I say I love you so early that it's clearly a joke, then pepper it in when things are a bit more serious to the point where she's not sure if I'm joking or serious.

2 upvotes • [deleted] • 3 years ago

Just to fuck with her?

You smug bastard lmaooo. I do shit like that too, just never "I love you"

2 upvotesSOwED3 years ago

lol I love that I got downvoted. Oh noo I'm not following the system!

1 upvotesSwelfie3 years ago

I like to do it when she gets really mad, particularly over something silly. As soon as there is a pause in her rant, I say "I love you" with a grin and a kind of chuckle in my voice. It's like "you are so cute when you are mad". Of course this sets her off more, but then I go to the fatherly " okay, you've had your tantrum" tone and get stern. I've passed her comfort test preemptively, now I can get controlling and take over. Generally leads to really good sex unless she starts shit testing and I have to show her the door... Which generally leads to even better sex.

1 upvotesthechaosz3 years ago

I'd like a detailed post /article or response on connecting with her emotions. I'm good in the other areas but give great sex and have a great time but fail to often secure a long term thing (relationship but I'm still always a booty call). I don't mean a gf, and I so have several plates, but it seems my ratio is low for someone who has 400 matches on Tinder in a medium sized town in 2 weeks.

Edit: I'm drinking at the a show and plate was in the bathroom. I'm saying, despite girls liking me, I never get any ltr hits which I'm not opposed too. I'm always their fuck boy

1 upvotesDeadSpool3 years ago

Always be with someone who loves you more than you love them.

1 upvotesLoveYourSelfish3 years ago

Great points. It may just be me, but many felt like they were aimed for an LTR somehow, because of this - I'd add to IX and say that it is akin to a process of building and releasing sexual tensions over time. Predictability and knowing what she can expect from you are great ways to get a girl feeling bored.

1 upvotesdanlucas3 years ago

Is ignoring her beauty really true ? My go-to pickup line is "hey, I know this is random but I thought you were attractive and wanted to say hi", it works sometimes and sometimes not.

1 upvotesrandomoaf3 years ago

That one is true. I tweet to celebrities all the time, most gorgeous ones, and I found that they don't take you seriously at all or they actually retaliate back (when this happened, I swore I'd never compliment beauty ever again).  

I didn't understand it b/c it made no sense. Why post a pic of yourself if you didn't want compliments? Well, they don't exactly see it that way. Sex and gender roles are always in play in women's minds even if they are taken or have zero threat/interest from the guy. SMV is also always active as well, that's another thing I learned from the whole ordeal.  

Anyways, the point is that they know they are beautiful, they want other women to acknowledge they're beautiful, but they only want attention from alpha guys. Betas need not apply (or they're quickly identified and ignored). Keep in mind I wasn't really trying to do anything w/ them other than comment and be a respectful fan.  

After I ejected these dumb bitches , I replaced them with those that had good values (and were known for it). I altered my comments to be better in tune with her thoughts/comments and never had a problem since.

1 upvotestopopox3 years ago

What it means, is that her beauty must not be a distraction and/or Obstacle from your goals.

1 upvotesSelassie_eye3 years ago

I've tried several times to swallow the red pill but it never works for me. I read posts on this subreddit like a bible study but I find myself falling into the same beta patterns I've followed my whole life. I was a virgin until college. the first girl I had a sexual experience with didn't work out because we were "anatomically incompatible " (read into that what you will, I'm not here to talk myself up) so I settled for sticking my dick in a fat pig a few weeks later. Since then, I have had no level of sexual confidence.

Recently (within the hour) I found out that the girl I'm infatuated with has fucked nearly all of my social circle (save me of course) and as you can imagine I feel like garbage because of it.

I want a change. I can't keep living like this because I know I deserve better, but I can't manage to change my lifestyle to become true male.

I love posts like this. They explain concepts that I have failed to grasp in a very graspable way, but as always they slip through my understanding despite my beliefs in them.

The reason I'm commenting is because I'm reaching out to anyone that has been in a similar situation as me. I want to be better for myself, but some part of me is actively fighting it. I don't want to panhandle for help, but I am very interested in changing myself. If anyone has any amount of advice to help me with that, please send it my way.

3 upvotes3rdElement3 years ago

I have good news and bad news. The good news, you can fix this. The bad news, you have to put most if not all of the core values you cling to in life up on an altar and cut there hearts out. Your heart. It needs to die, because it was most likely put there by a woman who was out to neuter you in your most vulnerable state, your youth. And it was probably your mom. This is why I advocate getting male children away from there mother's influence as early and as often as possible. Women instinctively fear male power in there own children, and this leads to then attempting to make them into little girls. Consider it the first shit test a man must pass or fail before he even realizes he was being tested. The world of women wants to make you weak, to weed out the poor genes. What does this mean for you? You have a set of beliefs and core values that are self limiting. If put into words they would be something along the lines of "I'm a good boy, but only if I'm polite and respectful to the women in my life"," I just like being nice, is that so bad?! ", "I like giving things to girls, what's wrong with that?!" "I don't like being confrontational, it makes me feel scared and small inside, I'll just avoid those sensations by being nice and agreeable, besides that's what polite nice boys like myself do anyway. I really am a good boy".

Look inside yourself, find every last one of these goddamn self destroying beliefs you've allowed to continue to fester inside you and rip them out. You won't have much you can believe in after that. Which is why this will terrify you and every guy who tries it. Find new more powerful beliefs. You have to admit fully and honestly that the old you must die, and kill him, so the new you can be born. Nothing else will suffice. I can promise you that half measures don't work. I am speaking from experience. Life is continually bettering ourselves through this process of reinvention and the more you cling to your old self, the little boy who wishes to make his mommy proud, the less success you will have with women.

1 upvotesRugbymuffin3 years ago

The good news, you can fix this. The bad news, you have to put most if not all of the core values you cling to in life up on an altar and cut there hearts out. Your heart. It needs to die, because it was most likely put there by a woman who was out to neuter you in your most vulnerable state, your youth.

3rdElement is 100% correct, but I will warn you, this will lead to a grieving process. You will be in emotional pain, think stomach drops and what not. But, embrace it, work through, and let it drive you to start self-improving. Happiness will follow. The reason the tone of my post sounds arrogant, is not because I think I know better, it is because this works, regardless of myself or any feeling of "being right", this works. It will put you on the path to happiness, and happiness that goes well beyond the pleasures of a woman.

Good look to you Selassie_eye, and all that are at the font door of TRP, and deciding to walk in. Again, it is worth it.

To quote myself, "You will feel like fish that has been returned to the water."

PS - The current heart inside of you will die, and yes, it needs to die, but you will soon find out, it was never really your heart to begin with. The new heart you will grow will be YOURS, and thus will provide you with happiness.

1 upvotesrigbyismyhomie3 years ago

Recently (within the hour) I found out that the girl I'm infatuated with has fucked nearly all of my social circle (save me of course) and as you can imagine I feel like garbage because of it.

Getting over this will help. You've gotta stop pining for LittleMissInnocentSnowflakeTM and not let the actions of others make you feel like garbage.

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What is this?

2 upvotes • [deleted] • 3 years ago

Just ask a girl 'are you sure' before something sexual is about to happen.

You accidentally answered to the wrong OP. This isn't "best way to achieve celibacy till death"

1 upvotesaholeguy3 years ago

"Give your feelings freedom to roam. ROAM" man this is bullshit. you don't want to go there with a woman. fukim time sink and it sound like a woman wrote that.

1 upvotesIAMAwhitecismaleAMA3 years ago

They in fact want to subordinate themselves to a worthy man’s life purpose, to help him achieve that purpose with their feminine support, and to follow the path he lays out

Women instinctually believe that the man's goal is more important than the woman.

You know I talk mad shit about women all the time, but that is actually admirable. I think I finally see the light out of my anger phase. Maybe.

1 upvotesVasallo7G3 years ago

She who can destroy you, controls you. Don’t give her that power over yourself. Love yourself before you love her.

Reminds a quote from House of Cards, that said something along the lines of "never work in a job that you cannot quit" it hard to actually put in practice but good advice.

1 upvotesNYLON_G3 years ago

Where was the internet in my youth? It did not exists and as a result information that would have saved me thousands and allowed me to sidestep much aggro is now handed out like confetti to men who really should know better. I didn't have ready access to Red Pill information back in the 60's and 70's. If I had, I'd still have done the same things I did back then, possibly with a bit more refinement. Once an Alpha, always an Alpha. It doesn't wash off!

1 upvoteslikeasomebooody3 years ago

A small anecdote in reference to number 3; I find an interesting correlation between lasting, fulfilling marriages and accomplished professionals. They're called "life partners" for a reason.

On another note, what an absolute pleasure of a post to read, we'd be friends in the real world without question.

1 upvotespen15es3 years ago

AKA: how to be an asshole boyfriend

1 upvotes • [deleted] • 3 years ago

What kind of immature bullshit is this?

  1. Im a man. If I love a woman, I'll tell her.

  2. Im not playing childish games. Why would I purposefully try to make a woman jealous? That's a shitty way to treat someone, and I wouldn't want to be treated like that.


If you allow a woman to make the rules she will resent you with a seething contempt even a rapist cannot inspire.

What the actual fuck. And it just goes on like this. I came here from subreddit of the day. This is such immature nonsense. You're treating women like they're this alien creature. That's a really stunted attitude, and really misleading for any man trying to be successful in the real world.

What the actual fuck. This is disgusting.

1 upvotesDanr6303 years ago

It's disgusting only when you look at it from the wrong perspective. In my last relationship things went from good to downright frigid as soon as I handed her the reins of the relationship. The few times I planned events, ran things she was all over me. By that point it was far too late and I had no clue what the heck was going on.

1 upvotes • [deleted] • 3 years ago

90% of "guides" here is immature/illogical, but it doesn't matter, because whatever you don't like it's just "beta hamstering" :v

2 upvotesalritealritealrite3 years ago

XIV. Fuck her good.

If there are any sex tips on trp I sure haven't come across them. Could you elaborate? I lost my virginity last month and I know I'm terrible at sex. Trp needs an in depth write up. Or a newbie guide would be nice.

1 upvotesRedPimpin3 years ago

google 'the sex god method', there should also be a thread on it on TRP if i'm not mistaken

1 upvotesbhaknu3 years ago
  1. Squirting orgasms are piss. 2. If you can't control, don't tell her to stop. Pull out and take aim. 3. Don't sleep before a rematch. 4. Make her wake up earlier than you to make breakfast so she'll be the first to tire at night.
1 upvotesTogiBear3 years ago

Is this on the sidebar? It should be on the sidebar.

1 upvotesmehdreamer3 years ago

This is golden...the 10 commandments of modern successful men. I am going to print this and put it on my fridge :-)

6 upvotesIts_the_other_tj3 years ago

Commandment XVII: Don't put this on your fridge for girls you bring home to read. Giving the opposing team your playbook is just silly ;)

2 upvotesCaptain_Self_Promotr3 years ago

Heartiste will change your life. Read the archives. Comments are good too.

1 upvotesstuntaneous3 years ago

Got a lot of straight up manipulation going on there. That's not going to work out for anybody involved over any significant period of time.

1 upvotesbeenpimpin3 years ago

This is some of the best advice I've ever read with dealing with women. To be honest, I've seen it before. All the greatest dating coaches (pick-up artists) adhere to these principles of dealing with women. The point is to put it into practice every day so it become second nature.

0 upvotesbhaknu3 years ago

Everything except the part where it says you should have her piss on you i.e. squirting orgasms.

1 upvotesbeenpimpin3 years ago

why am I being downvoted for agreeing with OP? Man you red pill boys are a bunch of weird fucks. No wonder you can't get laid. Lol

1 upvotesRP_WIP3 years ago

Blooper invasion after SROD picked us. It'll pass, they'll get bored.

1 upvotesshamanwolf3 years ago

Great post, golden for both LTRs and casual hookups. Whether in a relationship or not, it doesn't state that you should sleep with others... only always to maintain a position and state of mind where you can.

1 upvotesSherlock--Holmes3 years ago

I learned all of these the hard way. Truer words have not been spoken - It's essential advice.

1 upvotesmasculinevirtue3 years ago

These commandments are golden. Also be sure to study the iron rules of Tomassi.

0 upvotestrumpisafaggybeta3 years ago

This is one of the few posts on this subreddit that I'd call "truly remarkable." Each one is concise, extremely on point, and holds true with every single girl I've plated. Being subtle is key, and several of your points drive this home.

1 upvotesCaptain_Self_Promotr3 years ago

Heartiste will change your life. Read the archives. Pure gold. Comments are good too.

0 upvotesMorePancakes3 years ago

I know all of these. But damn some times it's good to read them again.

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4 upvotesrptastic3 years ago

Can you actually provide any value or make a cogent counterargument? Or is making ad hominem insults your go-to because you can't?

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2 upvotes • [deleted] • 3 years ago

This is a MEN's sub, if you are a man who acted like a sissy, or actually a woman, we didn't invite you to come here and be judgemental, these rules are practically played by MEN, and worked out effectively, we really don't care if you think it will work or not.

1 upvotespen15es3 years ago

I can't help but picture all of you guys in here as the cast of American pie. Not a compliment

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