I went to the doctors office today, afterwards I went to a lab to get the bloodwork done. In the waiting area I notice two very large (350+ lbs.) people, a man and a woman who I overheard were married.
The husband was your typical fat fuck beta male that you would see at Walmart or wherever, nothing remarkable about him. The wife was a bit fatter, but easily 10x uglier. We're talking negative territory on a 1-10 scale here: she had stubble on the rolls of fat over her throat, her skin looked rough, like the hide of an elephant, and worst of all she smelled like a fucking garbage truck in mid-summer (I know it was her because I was called back into the lab from the waiting area at the same time she was and walked near her). The phlebotomist struggled to find a vein underneath the layers of hide and fat, and looked like she was about about to puke from the smell like I was. The smell was so bad that it lingered in my nostrils for like half an hour afterwards.
I don't understand how anyone could have sex with that, no matter how desperate they were. I would rather fap to porn for the rest of my life. The smell alone would make it impossible.
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