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Dont let those bitches touch my jacket

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Ran out for a quick drink after work with a natural. If I told him I was on the executive committee of a learned masculinity forum he would laugh as he would surely think Im joking.

Anyway, 3 women joined us at the bar and we exhanged pleasantries for a few moments when my bud needed the restroom.

The Shitlord carefully took off his suit jacket and hung it expertly on the back of his chair. Speaking to only me, he said.

"Hitting the head. Dont let these bitches touch my jacket"

The women's jaws dropped. Cue the feigned outrage :

"Did he mean us?? Are you kidding? Who does he think he is???"

Well it was absolutely predictable. When he got back All 3 were searching for his attention and approval Hair flipping, tits jutted out, touching his arms etc.


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Title Dont let those bitches touch my jacket
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Comments 156
Date 10 January 2017 11:43 AM UTC (4 years ago)
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[–]Hakametal707 points708 points  (36 children) | Copy

You were out with Trump, weren't you.

[–]rossiFan137 points138 points  (24 children) | Copy

I'd love to go to one of his parties.

[–]Silverandgold22 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!

Best joke i have seen all week!

[–]menial_optimist158 points159 points  (25 children) | Copy

High SMV = This works on bar chicks Not High SMV = "Omg what a loser" they walk off

High smv is key

[–][deleted] 163 points164 points  (19 children) | Copy

Yes but SMV isnt just abs and good hair.

The brash, unafraid- to -piss -a girl- off attitude is refreshing to women bored to tears with the faggotry ass kissing for a sniff of pink

[–][deleted] 66 points67 points  (7 children) | Copy

Was banging a so called "feminist" back in the day. I told her that I'm smarter then her, she asked why and I said it was because I was a guy. Never seen her so pissed but literally 20 minutes later she is cooking me a meal and sucking my cock. Will never forget that funny lesson.

[–]johnbranflake36 points37 points  (4 children) | Copy

The best cognitive dissonance is banging an "empowered" feminist in the most dominating fashion and watching their brain explode from enjoying it so much

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (1 child) | Copy

watching their bodies fight their minds is hilarious

I've never had nastier, kinkier, more wild sex than with feminist women.

holy shit they have no limits

[–]SMGPthrowaway0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

The fact that a lot of us has this experience says a lot.

Second best head I've had is from a feminist liberal (the first the girl would get drunk and wouldn't have a gag reflex, kinda no contest).

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child) | Copy

Brian exploding is a lot of credit for them. It's what they do every day and still think the same. I love them for how god damn submissive they want to be. It's like all this "power" they got is wanting to be taken away. What a world.

[–]johnbranflake10 points11 points  (0 children) | Copy

Polling shows that women are less happy now than they were in the 70s when most women were stay at home moms. They need to try to take power from men as a societal shit test but they don't actually want us to give it to them.

[–]trapaik4 points5 points  (1 child) | Copy

"Because I'm a guy" Lmao, gonna use this one on a feminist.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

I pulled it off last night again just for shits and giggles and it was hilarious. The two woman I was with started saying how they disliked feminism to the one girl who is a feminist. Best shit ever.

[–]StoicBeard2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Yeah but what are your friend's stats? Does he lift? (height,weight)

[–]blackedoutfast10 points11 points  (2 children) | Copy

having an attitude where you regularly say shit like this gives you a high SMV.

obvs everything works better if you're a 6'4" low bf% underwear model with a perfect jawline. but it can take a lot of work and a lot of time for a typical dude to significantly increase his SMV through things like exercise and diet. even then there's always some limit to how physically attractive you can become.

but it takes zero effort to become a god-tier asshole. you can go out today and start saying shit like this and your SMV will instantly increase.

[–]Ozymanberg1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Agreed. It really does wonders for your game.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy

It's also just a funny thing to say in general

[–]1The_BitterTruth137 points138 points  (41 children) | Copy

Hitting the head? Ex Military? That's some navy/marine shit right there.

[–]stonepimpletilists points points [recovered] | Copy

yup. Just go down the flats, then hit the ladder to the upper dick, heads are port side aft

[–]HobbesTheBrave22 points23 points  (30 children) | Copy

Hitting the head?

Can you translate this to civilian?

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[–]HobbesTheBrave3 points4 points  (11 children) | Copy

Orders, ways how things are done, basic maintenance, everything need to be understood. They need to be taught. Just as kids needs to be taught by parents.

You're an officer, or something, aren't you? Because the talk the grunts talk here at TRP/MRP, it isn't as perceptive as your is.

[–]stonepimpletilists points points [recovered] | Copy

Was enlisted, retired Nov 2015. Plus, worked in a high security zone, or the bidge. Generally isolated from everyone but the Officers Co/XO/and Coxn during regular duties

[–]1scissor_me_timbers001 point2 points  (9 children) | Copy

What branch? And did you like it? I'm considering enlisting navy or marines.

[–]stonepimpletilists points points [recovered] | Copy

RCN, so I can't attest to the americans as well.

And yes, with a caveat. You learn some great skills, discipline, comradare, how to be a man, and socialize with other men. you'll learn what 'work hard play hard' means, and generally outgrow those you are friends with now.

But you have to have an exist strategy. Lifers tend to break, either the brain, knees, back, and you'll be discarded when you're no longer useful. It's really the most RP lesson life can teach you.

So do it long enough to move on, but not long enough to have no more options IMO.

Also, if you want to learn of the depravity that can be woman? The hypergam is turned up to 11 over there. They play for blood, and if you think the language here is too harsh, you'll start to learn why men can have the impression of women that they do.

Don't get married, if you must start a family, wait until you release

[–]TyrannyVengeance2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

"So do it long enough to move one, but not long enough to have no more options."

Another version of my life motto. "Fuck or walk."

Not: "Fuck until you can no longer walk." (Although in the right context... )

Advice like this mans is why I come here. ^

[–]1scissor_me_timbers000 points1 point  (3 children) | Copy

Yeah I'm not gonna start a family in there haha. I'm about to turn 28 so I'd be in from 28-32. Don't know if I want to come out of the military with questionable job skills at 32 and have to start over (cuz I don't want to be a military lifer).

So did you like living on a boat and traveling the world? What was your military job?

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[–]Invisible_Stud0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

If you want the Suck and to change yourself for the best, join the Marines. If you want way more opportunities when you get out with the best benefits while youre in and when you get out, go Navy. Source: Am Marine.

[–]cdhunt62829 points10 points  (10 children) | Copy

Marine/navy slang for bathroom.

Marines/Navy = head

Army = latrine

Chair force = master bath ensuite

[–]Endorsed Contributorzyk0s2 points3 points  (1 child) | Copy

"Head" is actual a naval term for the toilet on a vessel, it's not strictly military.

[–]10xdada6 points7 points  (0 children) | Copy

Was about to say, does nobody here actually sail?

[–]Occams_Stubble2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

"The "head" aboard a Navy ship is the bathroom. The term comes from the days of sailing ships when the place for the crew to relieve themselves was all the way forward on either side of the bowsprit, the integral part of the hull to which the figurehead was fastened."

[–]Gawernator4 points5 points  (2 children) | Copy

Were you British navy? Never heard flats or dick in US navy though most American military jargon was taken from British

[–][deleted]  (1 child) | Copy

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[–]Meterus2 points3 points  (2 children) | Copy

Is that also where the poop deck is?

[–]Endorsed Contributorzyk0s2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Funnily enough, the toilet on a ship is at the opposite side of the poop deck. That's why it's called "head".

[–]hiphoprising2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Idk I've got army/Air Force in my family and they say the same thing

[–]Toussant5 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy

This is where the thread turns into another subreddit. I've seen and done it before. Just get the definition and return to how this dude got competition from 3 strangers at a bar.

[–]Silverandgold211 points12 points  (0 children) | Copy

lol, ya, these interactions are always so predictable.

It becomes child's play after while.

Though i would add, to pull it off, you should be at least modestly attractive.

You don't even need to be that great, women's view of a mans attractiveness is easy to sway.

But you do need some degree of good looks, even if your just average. Attraction for women comes from the mental, much more so then men. You can really alter how they view your "looks" but altering how they view as a person. But you do need some good looks to back it up.

However. For all you know, he might be one of your fellow executive's and you don't even know it.

Though really guys, it's not that hard, just don't feel sorry for women. That's it. Don't... Feel... Sorry... For... Them.

What did that guy in your story do? He didn't feel sorry for them. So he stopped caring what they think.

Cue the feigned outrage!

Of course then they crave your attention.... And you all know the rest.

I never felt sorry for women, so, i never cared what they thought. A bit of good looks, knowing i had options, and that's all i ever needed.

It is easy guy's, honestly.

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[–]1empatheticapathetic82 points83 points  (1 child) | Copy

Clippings of newspaper articles from 9/12/01

[–][deleted] 53 points54 points  (5 children) | Copy

Number closed the one with tight sweater

[–]Rhythmic8 points9 points  (2 children) | Copy

"Hitting the head. Dont let these bitches touch my jacket"

This is an example of a signal that cannot be faked.

You either do this with full conviction or you 'die.'

You don't really die, but you are found out as 'fake' and the angry pussy scratches your eyes out.

Ugh, text is a lousy medium. I don't mean to 'scare' you, not one bit. Actually, I'm quite amused ...

What I'm trying to say is that you really need the right attitude with this ...

[–]6ix_1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy

I like your writing style. I could actually hear you in my head.

[–]Rhythmic1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Yeaaaah, that felt GOOD!

My ego is melting like hot butter. Could you say this once again?

I could actually hear you in my head.

An army of people having my thoughts loop in their heads. Kinda nice. I never planned this, but now that it's happening, I don't object.

Being aware of one's ego helps to keep it in check. We men tend to easily fall for ass-kissing, and this is a major weakness.

I appreciate your feedback. I'm trying.

Thanks dude.

[–][deleted] 30 points31 points  (58 children) | Copy

And they also hamster over what's in the jacket if you have pockets and word it correctly, looks like a great strategy

[–]TheRedPillMan143 points44 points  (57 children) | Copy

I don't think it's a good strategy. OP said the guy was a natural alpha so he could pull it off. If a normal guy does it he may sound offensive instead of cocky. That's the power of being a natural alpha

[–][deleted] 99 points100 points  (19 children) | Copy

Try it and report back

What have you got to lose? Project that you are the fucking greatest.

Women dont know and cant tell so they look to these cues

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[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (6 children) | Copy

you feel SMV isnt high enough and you throw out a neg and then what?

you get rejected by a bitch?

So fucking what! Happens to me all the time and Im Shawn Beachbody

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[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (3 children) | Copy

lol, I mean you could do that....

[–]1AmlanceJockey13 points14 points  (2 children) | Copy

Lmao. I'm gonna open with this.

"Hey, my name is Kyle, don't touch my jacket bitch"

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (1 child) | Copy

Do it 10x...at least 2 will have a good outcome. 4 if you look !like me

[–]justj6sh0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

As long as you have good delivery I see this working. You've instantly created a little in joke.

[–]Senorbubbz-1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy

The thing about SMV is that a large part of it is what you believe it to be.

They look to you and your own self-esteem to get a read on it.

Brett Beachbody could be rocking a 10-pack shirtless at the bar, but also be slouching and looking around nervously with generally bad body language. The only women who'd approach that guy are autists who can't read social cues.

Your SMV is basically 80% self confidence and how you project it.

[–]coffee_and_lumber6 points7 points  (2 children) | Copy

When you reach that critical level of SMV where women will actually approach you, you are provided with frequent opportunities to test and refine your game, which must lead to a virtuous cycle of improvement. I can only assume, having never experienced it myself.

You're pretty much dead on. Once you are in that zone, you can say, do, and get away with things you'd never have dreamed of before. High SMV and a couple big heavy balls and it's a pussy playground out there.

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[–]nomorelulu1 point2 points  (2 children) | Copy

a beta like me

The second you start thinking/talking like this, you've already lost.

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

The pill goes down bitter and sometimes slowly. Sometimes you retch but its impossibe to ever go back

[–]yumyumgivemesome6 points7 points  (2 children) | Copy

The added bonus is that he showed superiority over you. He gave you an assignment while he was gone. How did you respond to him or the girls when he said that? What did the girls say to you while he was gone -- mostly bitching about his cockiness while feigning disinterest?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy

If that happened, it wasnt intended. He was trying to be funny for my benefit

[–]failingtheturingtest1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

I got that sense from what you wrote. Not that it was intended, but that it would be an outcome. Also not in a way that put you down, but simply one that put the attention clearly on him while he was gone and left you as a prop.
edit: also the sense that this guy is fun to be around. That's maybe the real win there.
Having two with similar attitudes can help as long as you go with the rule of "yes and...". You support each other's antics and then get your turn. Can help build push/pull if you mix up who is being arrogant at which time.

[–]TheRedPillMan10 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

I guess I could try it with strangers. If it backfires I'll just run for cover :-).

[–]Alth1217 points18 points  (3 children) | Copy

Yep it's all about tone and body language. The words are a distant third place. Human communication 101.

[–]shroomsonpizza7 points8 points  (1 child) | Copy

We really are animals in that way. I look at body language way more than listen to her words. She can call me an asshole all day long but her eyes tell me a different story every time.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

I truly think that a lot of the things that get reported here as "asshole behavior" are just funny shit to say in a bar setting.

[–]justj6sh0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Agreed. You can get away with saying just about anything if you say it in the right tone and you guys are reading each others body language and facial expressions.

[–]Endorsed ContributorAuvergnat24 points25 points  (20 children) | Copy

The only difference between a natural and a "learned" alpha is that the first one didn't learn. If you practice TRP until your mindset and attitude both reflect PRIZE mentality, abundance mentality, outcome independence & assuming-the-sale mentality without even thinking about it anymore, then there'll be no visible differences between you and a "natural". And newbies will assume you're a natural.

[–]1SeemedGood25 points26 points  (13 children) | Copy

The only difference between a natural and a "learned" alpha is that the first one didn't learn.

It's all learned. The only real difference is when and how you learned it. What folks around here call "natural" alphas are really just guys who learned it early through careful observation (ie when and how they were supposed to learn it) as opposed to the rest of us who learned/are learning it later after having to be awakened from deep BP slumber by horrendous experiences.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (5 children) | Copy

Deep BP slumber by horrendous experiences

Im debating pointing this

[–]caP1taL1sm2 points3 points  (4 children) | Copy

It's definitely the way most people discover TRP I'm sure.

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (3 children) | Copy

I learned game from the men who were fucking my wife

[–]caP1taL1sm0 points1 point  (2 children) | Copy

Pretty late in the game of life I'd say

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (1 child) | Copy

best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago.

the next best time is NOW

[–]caP1taL1sm0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

True that man. Everyone thinks that -- I think that 6 years ago when I started college. Still pretty painful knowing now what I missed out on with "the best years of your life"

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

I think they learned it before they even remember by such things as a strong dad, sisters, or female friends.

[–]Rhythmic1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

The only difference between a natural and a "learned" alpha is that the first one didn't learn...

... consciously.

We humans are learning machines - especially kids whose natural curiosity hasn't been stifled by a misplaced pride of being 'smart.'

'Naturals' learned 'by osmosis' without realizing that they were learning - just like we all learn to stand, talk and walk.

After a certain age, learning becomes conscious. From this point forward a willingness is required to question what we thought we knew.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (4 children) | Copy

Exactly, and we are better then alphas in some ways, since we can explain our train of thinking to aspiring-to-be alphas. I think both a natural and a Red Pill Alpha can pull my strategy off

[–]Endorsed ContributorAuvergnat5 points6 points  (3 children) | Copy

Roosh would say learned is better than natural because the day the natural's attractive qualities fade away (looks, status), he just won't understand what's happening and spiral down into oblivion.

[–]coffee_and_lumber0 points1 point  (2 children) | Copy

The male version of The Wall.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (1 child) | Copy

Also called the Dennis reynolds

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[–]IAlwaysBeCoding0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

Stochastic Gradient Descent is always right

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Operations research/optimization reference, I see what you did there.

[–]TangoZulu2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

The only difference between "offensive" and "cocky" (confident) is how you handle their reaction. The women in the example tried to act offended, but instead he came off as alpha and desirable because he (presumably) held frame and didn't buy into their shit test over it.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

slightly offensive is better than boring.

Boredom is the opposite of attraction

[–]Jonnywest-1 points0 points  (6 children) | Copy

If you're worried about offending, you could try a lesser word than "bitch". Don't let these hobos touch my jacket. plebs. nobodies. etc.

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[–]coffee_and_lumber-1 points0 points  (1 child) | Copy

I don't know, I like "hobos".

Or maybe "tramps".

[–]TangoZulu2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

If you're worried about offending, you're doing it wrong. It's the complete IDGAF attitude that makes it work.

[–]Akela_hk1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy

I use "peasants" if I happen to be around SJW. Most women just take it when I refer to them as bitches.

[–]pm_me_trp_advice48 points49 points  (6 children) | Copy

Can you please go into a little bit more detail about the learned masculinity forum? Is there such a thing?

[–]patrice_plz_come_bac32 points33 points  (3 children) | Copy

Ahaaa!

[–]TheRedStoic3 points4 points  (2 children) | Copy

I had my really nice leather jacket, it's zipper got busted because some fatty decided to try it on from the closet.

Believe me he's right to say this. Bitches will help themselves to everything and anything if you don't say no.

They don't even make that specific bomber anymore /sigh

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

I wasn't going to say it was you but thanks for the drinks bud

[–]TheRedStoic1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Anything for a recognized bro. And doubly thanks for no names/location. I truly appreciate it.

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[–]CallMeBanjo0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Literally lol'd at "executive community"

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[–]TangoZulu30 points31 points  (10 children) | Copy

The jacket doesn't matter; in film parlance it's a "MacGuffin", simply a prop to propel the characters forward. It worked because it immediately positioned the guy as higher status than the girls, and they had to then prove their worth to him instead of the other way around.

ETA: In response to your "Lord/Cupbearer" question, the key is to not talk to down to the other guys. Asking his friend to keep them away from his jacket isn't an order to a subordinate if you treat the other guy as an equal. You want to position your friends as just as high status as yourself. For one, it's implied social proof. High status people don't hang out with low status people. Two, it shows confidence that you're not threatened by other high status men. And three, it keeps the guys on your side instead of turning them against you to game the women. With true Abundance Mentality, you don't need to talk down the other guys to get women, you've got as many women as you want already. When guys compete against other guys, it comes from desperation. Don't fall into that trap.

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[–]1Paid_Internet_Troll3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy

Too talky. Too nerdy. Too needy.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (1 child) | Copy

Christ, you are looking too deep

[–]TangoZulu2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

His objective wasn't to protect his space and get the women to leave. If it was, your example would probably work and chase them away, albeit with much less style.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Dude your drawing an imaginary line. I trust you as my equal to guard my made up valuable. It's a prop to knock the women off guard, now they are on the defensive rather then feeling like the hottest bitch in the room. It's all about the delivery as he: first set up his wingman as equal, second Jedi mind tricks the bitches, and broke the ice as ownership of the situation (frame statement). It's all in the delivery.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (2 children) | Copy

It's just funny, man.

You didn't get the immediate humor in it?

Heck, I think your phrases are maybe even funnier.

"Kind sir, can you protect this square meter from their bullshit while I am away?"

I'm imagining Will Ferrell saying that.

[–]AnjaJutta0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

Me and my closest friends often call each other sir as a joke. I'll try the line and let you know how it goes.

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I'd advise against canned lines.

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