NOTE: This post is intended for Red Pill readers who have a complete understanding of what a shit test is and why women use them. If you do not have this complete understanding, read this first: The Shit Test Encyclopedia
DISCLAIMER: While the following examples may be useful, you must understand that the best way to pass a shit test is through your attitude. Regurgitating a memorized line is still failing the test if it’s not convincing. You pass a shit test through your attitude, tone, and delivery. One thing we know about women is that they can smell a poser from a mile away. If you respond to shit tests with robotic, memorized lines, I promise she will be able to tell. That being said, I believe there is still immense value in seeing concrete examples of how you can handle shit tests as well as understanding what women really mean when they use them. Hence, this post:
Shit Tests Most Commonly Used by a Plate/LTR/Wife
1 “How many girls have you slept with?”
Translation: Am I sleeping with a high value man? Or have I been duped in sleeping with a man who other women don’t find attractive?
Response: “Today? I haven’t hit my quota yet” / “I’m a virgin” (especially funny if you’ve already slept with her)/ “I’m waiting until marriage” / “I lost track” / “763,219” / “A gentleman doesn’t kiss and tell” (Never give a real answer)
2 “That guy over there/your friend is so hot”
Translation: Are you the type to get jealous?
Response: “Hey, don’t look at my boyfriend like that” / “He’s mine, bitch” / “His last girlfriend was chubby, maybe I should set you two up”
3 “Are you seeing other girls?”
Translation: Do you have options? Can you fuck other women?
Response: “Yes” (always yes if you haven’t given her your exclusive commitment)
4 “Who is [girl you’re texting]?”
Translation: Are other women competing for your attention? Are you a man with options?
Response: “My bingo partner”
5 She starts giving attention to/dancing with/flirting with another guy at a bar/party/event
Translation: Are you going to get jealous and mate guard?
Response: Dread game. Walk away and go dance/give attention to a hotter girl
6 Withholding sex: “I’m too tired” / “It’s too late” / “I’m not in the mood”
Translation: How much power do I have over you, and how much are you willing to do for access to my vagina?
Response: Withdraw your attention from her completely and step up your dread game. You cannot plead or bargain with her. This shit test has been covered in far greater detail in separate posts.
7 “Can you do for me?” / Get me ” / “You should buy me ___”
Translation: Are you a beta who I can walk all over? Can I make you my bitch? How many resources can I extract from you?
Response: “No”
8 “I want to dominate you / tie you up / be in control [during sex] this time”
Translation: Shut me down and prove that you’re the dominant one. (She doesn’t really want to dominate you. It’s similar to how some girls like to fight back during sex, just so you can overpower them. They enjoy being defenseless. It feeds into the rape fantasy that every girl has.)
Response: Be even more dominant and “punish” her for asking.
9 “I want you to stop texting/talking to [girl]”
Translation: Can I lock you down and cut off your other options? Are you so desperate for me that you’ll get rid of other girls just to keep me?
Response: “No”
10 “Hold my purse for me”
Translation: Can I make you my bitch or do you have self-respect?
Response: “No, I broke both my arms.” Now, if she’s seriously struggling with something, you can help her out. But the point is to not become one her personal concierge.
11 “I think we should breakup”
Translation: Will you be upset if I dump you? Or will you not care because you can replace me with another girl at a moment’s notice?
Response: “Okay, seeya later.” The key here is to act like you don’t give a shit. After all, you don’t, since you’re a high value man who can replace her.
12 “[Some guy] was hitting on me today”
Translation: Do you get jealous?
Response: “Is he seriously cheating on me?” / “He must have been hammered” / “Do you want me to drop you off at his house?”
13 “When are we going to be official?”
Translation: Can I pin you down or am I disposable because you have other options?
Response: “I’m already married. You’re just the side hoe.”
14 “You never listen to me”
Translation: You’re not validating me and giving me attention like other guys.
Response: “Wait, what did you say? I wasn’t listening”
15 “[Other guy] always does ___ for his girlfriend/wife. How come you never do that for me?”
Translation: Can I extract resources from you like that girl does with her beta boy-toy?
Response: “Because you’re not as hot as her”
16 “Were you checking out that girl?”
Translation: Stop embracing your masculinity and start catering to my female imperative.
Response: “I think I found your replacement” / “Why, does she make you feel insecure?”
17 “Is sex all you care about?” / “You only like me for sex”
Translation: Shame on you for embracing a masculine sexual strategy!
Response: “No, I care about blowjobs too” / “That’s not true. I like your ass, too”
18 “I wish you would open up more”
Translation: Do you have any weaknesses? Or are you capable of being my rock that cannot be moved?
Response: “You don’t even know my real name”
19 She texts you weeks, months, or years after she dumped you.
Translation: I want to confirm my own attractiveness/value. I want to prove that I was right to dump you by seeing how much you still pine for me.
Response: I advise not to reply at all, but if you do reply, wait at least a day. And remember, she is no longer a candidate for your commitment. You can invite her to a low-commitment activity that will lead to sex, but nothing more.
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