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Tips from my tinder success. Most can be attributed to the same principles people preach here.

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by RPthrowawayacct on /r/TheRedPill
18 January 2017 10:56 PM UTC

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I see some posts about things that worked for others so let me take a couple minutes to tell you what worked for me. I'll be glad to go into more detail if there is interest. Basically I had the same routine for every tinder date and I closed close to 100% of the time and kept at least 7-8 plates at a time for a year. I was 28, 5-11, and 175.
My best openers were based off something in their profile, such as if they were wearing some weird hat. "If we hang out later can you not wear that (__)? I already have mine on and I don't want it to be weird."
I would exchange some messages and then if it was someone I wanted to meet up with I would just say, "Well this app drains my battery so if you wanna grab a beer sometime here's my cell."
I never asked for a number. I never sent follow up messages. If I didn't ask for their number it shows them that I'm not thirsty. When texting I would tell her to send a selfie to make sure I'm not getting catfished.
When it came time to meet up I always used the same bar. It's close to my house, there is no smoking, no food, and free pool. The bartenders knew what I was doing and we got along well. So I would ask what part of town they're in. No matter what they said, I would say, "Ok let's meet somewhere in the middle. How about ____?" I always said that I can't be out late since I work the following day so just a couple beers. This lets her think in advance that I'm not out to get drunk and take her home. It puts her into my frame. We are just having a couple because I have shit to do.
Another little thing I did was joke that if she's late, she buys. It's all fun and cute but when they walk in a couple minutes late I would make fun a bit and they'd buy me a round.
Anyways.. pool is a great activity while having a couple drinks. I'm decent enough that she'll think I'm good. They never are so it makes for a fun dynamic. The high tables next to the pool table are up against the wall so when she sits down her knees are facing outwards. This makes the initial touching super easy. I would get close, laugh about whatever, and rest a hand on the inner knee. When it doesn't get pushed away that's a green light. On the next round of beers I would do the same thing but now up on the inside of the thigh. The area that shows my intentions. When it doesn't get brushed away... it's time to get home.
NOW, we all hear about giving her some way to hamster herself back to your place without feeling like a slut. Let me tell you dudes the absolute best way that has NEVER let me down.
"Well I had a good time. I don't like to have any more beers when I have to drive home so I'm gonna head back. I'm close by if you wanna come over and play Mario kart"
You're going to think I'm kidding but every fucking time they would say something along the lines of ohhh I loved that game. I'd kick your ass at that game. My brothers used to play that! Blah bla bla fucking bla. They just want a reason to tell themselves THATS why they're going back to my house. When they get to my house they excuse themselves to my bathroom where there was always a very fancy girls necklace on the counter. Some rich tinder girl left it there before she left town. Every future girl would come out asking who's it was. I brushed it off and it gave me instant abundance proof. Now she knows I have others over, that it happens enough that I don't even pay attention to misplaced jewelry, and that I fuck girls with high class things. It sounds silly typing this out, but I'm just telling you what worked.
Anyways..
Show that you aren't thirsty, show that you are busy and have time for just a couple, show that you are selective, and most of all get a Nintendo 64


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Title Tips from my tinder success. Most can be attributed to the same principles people preach here.
Author RPthrowawayacct
Upvotes 1588
Comments 295
Date 18 January 2017 10:56 PM UTC (3 years ago)
Subreddit TheRedPill
Link https://theredarchive.com/post/40149
Original Link https://old.reddit.com/r/TheRedPill/comments/5ossjl/tips_from_my_tinder_success_most_can_be/
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126 upvotesDennisReynoldsAMA3 years ago

Come over and take that L in FIFA bitch

20 upvotesFedor_Gavnyukov3 years ago

i used to murder fools in fifa. damn. good times.

569 upvotesRPthrowawayacct [OP]3 years ago

My other favorite line to get them to my house was, " I had fun. Let's head back to my house and play sinking ship."

What's that?

"It's where you start to go down on me but then I plug all your holes"

Guys this is SUCH a funny line and you can use her reaction to decide if your getting laid.

231 upvotes • [deleted] • 3 years ago

"Let's go back to my house and play Army."

What's that?

"I lay on the ground and you blow the hell out of me."

92 upvotestheONE8436633 years ago

If it's a Muslim chick, it should be play jihad instead lmfao.

53 upvotes • [deleted] • 3 years ago

She pulls your cord and you explode everywhere.

19 upvotesgreatslyfer3 years ago

Then before invading her, you shout "Allah Akbarrrrrr!"

9 upvotesOGGenetics3 years ago

Underrated comment of the year

19 upvotes • [deleted] • 3 years ago

You sick fuck. Your tips and steps worked.

55 upvotesHS-Thompson3 years ago

That's top notch right there.

46 upvotesgigitygigitygoo3 years ago

One of my favorites is "you've got such small hands...my dick is gonna look huge in these things".

9 upvotesElephaux3 years ago

Or even just useful as finding out if she's a decent person or not? If I used that line and it didn't get a laugh, or worse, was met with resistance (that is, "OMG soooo inappropriate!"), I'd know there's no way we'd get on long-term.

33 upvotesWhiteout-3 years ago

Dude holy shit this is hilarious.

11 upvotesgrass_cutter3 years ago

Only some guys can pull off that line.

I give off a massive serial killer vibe, so the odds would be very low that line would be taken in a jovial manner.

1 upvotes • [deleted] • 3 years ago

Serious question: do you run into ASD with this or other lines? What advice do you have about LMR and ASD?

3 upvotesRPthrowawayacct [OP]3 years ago

What's ASD? Girls don't really give you any last minute resistance when they know you could have another girl over in an hour.

1 upvotes • [deleted] • 3 years ago

ANti slut defense. The "I'm not that kind of girl" routine

2 upvotesRPthrowawayacct [OP]3 years ago

Same answer as LMR I guess

1 upvotes • [deleted] • 3 years ago

My humble suggestion: try "giving up" completely.
Example: you're kissing and she makes a big fuss about you touching her belly under her shirt. Just stop cold turkey - stop kissing her and touching her. You can't look angry though. Just be like "oh okay" and have something ready to do (e.g. playing Mario Kart on your own, watching tv, reading a book).

upvotesKarmicJusticeAngel3 years ago

Any guy whose first move is to get a girl inebriated is a guy who's a rapist, whether or not he can admit it to himself. A guy who believes that no girl would be interested in him while sober is a guy with a problem that needs addressing before attempting to date anyone. A guy who denies this is too dishonest to even bother being around.

19 upvotesBrexit-the-thread3 years ago

So... the woman has no choice except to drink the alcohol? also, sexist as fuck for you to assume they aren't capable of making a mature decision after a few drinks.

10 upvotesRPthrowawayacct [OP]3 years ago

I could fuck your sober mother

15 upvotesBrexit-the-thread3 years ago

Don't be a triggered asshat OP you weren't the point of discussion, the coward has deleted the comment to which I was replying.

21 upvotesRPthrowawayacct [OP]3 years ago

You're right I read that wrong. Regards to your mom

3 upvotestheONE8436633 years ago

I could fuck your sober mother, then get her to dig out your great grandmother's corpse so I can have that sweet necklace that was buried with her.

3 upvotes • [deleted] • 3 years ago

Boy, that escalated quickly.

2 upvotesBrexit-the-thread3 years ago

Who the fuck are you supposed to be, Pogo the clown?

upvotesKarmicJusticeAngel3 years ago

Stop trying to deny the intent, you know what it is as well as all the rest of us. If you're so desperate to get laid (weakness #1) that you figure the only way to get there is to get women drunk/high (weakness #2), you're a predator, plain and simple. And if you deny this, you're a lying psychopath. Mother Nature provided you with hands for a reason; use them until you can become desirable for the right reasons. If you're honest enough to admit that your mom, sisters and other female relatives shouldn't have to tolerate such animals in their world, you should be able to see the threats they face regularly and govern your own behavior accordingly.

8 upvotesBrexit-the-thread3 years ago

All of those female relatives of mine drink alcohol regularly of their own free will without anyone giving it to them. so not a good example really.

11 upvotesElephaux3 years ago

What are you? A guy or a girl or something else? I don't know where the hate is coming from, but it's evident someone didn't love you enough.

OP never suggested getting his dates drunk. You did. Meeting a woman at a bar and having a couple of beers is in no way creepy or rapey. He specifically mentioned being sober enough to drive home, under the limit. If his date wanted to have a couple more, that's her decision.

Do you think it's morally upstanding for a woman to go out to dinner with a man she has no interest in an intimate relationship with because she's a callous bitch and wants a free meal?

How is that different to a man with no interest in a meal going out on a date to try and get laid?

Unless, that is, that you don't believe in the agency of women and would rather explain away everything you don't like by saying "evil men made them do it". Why the fuck do you hate women so much?

upvotesKarmicJusticeAngel3 years ago

OP never suggested getting his dates drunk.

Baloney. We BOTH know he's hoping to get laid, and he knows he's too pathetic a human for it to ever happen if the woman is sober.

Do you think it's morally upstanding for a woman to go out to dinner with a man she has no interest in an intimate relationship with because she's a callous bitch and wants a free meal?

No, of course not. Using people is evil, regardless of the gender of the user.

Why the fuck do you hate women so much?

I don't hate women. What I HATE is evil people, people who use others for their own selfish needs, whatever they may be. I hope Karma kicks their doors in and delivers a HUGE load of justice to their worthless lives. I just regret that I'm not often around to witness it happen.

2 upvotesElephaux3 years ago

Are you from the bloody temperance league or something? Alcohol is a known social lubricant. Would you believe that a lot of women find it difficult to relax if they're nervous? Alcohol helps with that. Grown-arse women can make their own decisions, fuck off with your bullshit holier-than-thou attitude.

Karma...haha! You sound like such a passive-agressive white knight, it's ridiculous.

11 upvotesTheRedStoic3 years ago

Noted. Next time some girl is trying to buy me shots I'll call the cops.

Ass.

2 upvotesSovereignSoul763 years ago

Remember to put your arms out to the side or over your head. It makes it harder for them to throw the net over you.

-14 upvotesiamneptuno3 years ago

Balanced set of rules. Have you played paramedic, too? She goes over speed limit, and then she feels your pulse.

360 upvotes • [deleted] • 3 years ago

Buy a necklace for your bathroom confirmed

298 upvotesGroundhogLiberator3 years ago

Those jewelers are posting on this sub in order to branch out into the market of men who don't spend money buying shit for women.

Very clever...

201 upvotessigma2723 years ago

A jeweler and his MarioKart-selling friend got together one evening and said "we need to figure out a new marketing strategy..."

54 upvoteslt_hindu3 years ago

I did look up n64 on Amazon...

16 upvotes • [deleted] • 3 years ago

That would be hilarious if there was some dude at Nintendo still marketing the N64.

3 upvotes • [deleted] • 3 years ago

What do you think the Nintendo Switch is for?
They released a new console only to make online sub-pay-for-play so you get Mario Kart 64 for a month so you get nostalgia so then you buy it . Again. :)

85 upvotesEssexal3 years ago

A hairband is much cheaper. Same effect.

Abundance mentality cannot be stressed enough, but it has to be a part of you not your defining feature.

85 upvotesSkwerilleee3 years ago

Those hair ties and Bobby pins are no joke. It's how women Mark thier territory

47 upvotesUCISee3 years ago

My ex left some Bobby pins in my truck and I purposely left them. "Who's are those?" 'Huh? Oh, yeah I don't know, they come and go.' Done.

15 upvotesNeck_Beard_Fedora3 years ago

Done a good thing or bad thing?

43 upvotesCHAD_J_THUNDERCOCK3 years ago

Took me years to realise women were not just always forgetting exactly one thing. Was a real facepalm moment when that clicked

55 upvotes • [deleted] • 3 years ago

Just have girls over, they shed hair worse than a cancer patient.

Its the equivalent of gods pissing on every wall they come across

98 upvotesGroundhogLiberator3 years ago

Don't you hate it when Thor, Apollo, and Vishnu piss all over your walls?

31 upvotes • [deleted] • 3 years ago

*Dogs, good catch.

They are the gods of frame control though, I'll give them that. I've yet to see a human take a verbal beratement, and still stare at me like I'm the greatest guy on earth.

1 upvotes-TempestofChaos-3 years ago

My dogs name is thor. I was confused

4 upvotesRedEyesBlueShades3 years ago

Ahhhhh, that smell of God piss in the morning. Raw masculinity.

42 upvotes • [deleted] • 3 years ago

I've got a lovely bowl on the table full of women's things. Glasses, hairbands, pins, contact cleaner, contact box, scarf, silk rope (I used to tie her up with), etc.

When they ask me what all that stuff is I tell them it's the lost and found.

upvotesUseForThrowAwayStuff3 years ago

thats fucking hilarious. how is that received by them? is it actually stuff chicks left behind?

7 upvotes • [deleted] • 3 years ago

They like it.

Sometimes they look at me incredulously but I can tell they get excited.

It's social proof.

55 upvotesTomFoo3 years ago

Necklace for bathroom, Mario Kart, bar with pool.

And I also need to grow a few inches to be 5-11.

Easy.

29 upvotesLuvBeer3 years ago

Nah, I'm 5'8" but have my own routine which I re-use. The principle is the same. Find a date which works for you, you tweak it a bit until it's right, and execute.

20 upvotesThe_Driver19793 years ago

Put lifts in your shoes. Then watch her face when you're both standing next to each other the next morning.

7 upvotes • [deleted] • 3 years ago

I know people read this and write it off but seriously, try lifts. You will love them.

12 upvotesDiggerClam3 years ago

Chicks only care about hight before you make them O.

upvotesdrallcom33 years ago

You don't need to grow. Write your height in your profile, do the "here's my number" thing and when she writes your height became irrelevant.

1 upvotes • [deleted] • 3 years ago

why would you write your height if you're not tall?

14 upvotesWeaponXL3 years ago

Most hilarious thing ever. My dog ripped open a box of condoms. So I threw them in my bathroom garbage and didn't think much of it. A girl I was dating saw it and had a melt down and said we need to go steady. It was hilarious. The thought of me just being with other women (I wasn't at the time) got her territorial.

1 upvotes-TempestofChaos-3 years ago

How'd you handle her? Just laugh at her?

10 upvotesWeaponXL3 years ago

I literally said naw, my dog ripped up a bunch of condoms so I threw them out. She said it was the dumbest lie ever and it was none of her business who I slept with, and she's sorry she asked. I just laugh at her. Ten minutes later she's gagging on my knob.

3 upvotes-TempestofChaos-3 years ago

Damn. I can only imagine the bullshit you could come up with lok

3 upvotes • [deleted] • 3 years ago

omg that bitch could have choked!
please don't leave condoms around dogs =(

2 upvotesWeaponXL3 years ago

He can open cabinets. This was how I found out. I leave the bottom ones empty now. I freaked out and thought he might've ate one, but all were accounted for.

132 upvotesHS-Thompson3 years ago

This sounds almost exactly like my experience during the year where I fucked probably 40-50 women. I even did a similar number exchange thing, I'd end the conversation with "my number is X text me yours" and they usually did. The ones that didn't were always going to be a waste of time anyways.

Keep it simple, it's just pussy don't overthink it, don't get clever, don't worry about the ones that don't text back. Pick a convenient bar, after 2-3 drinks invite them over. That's all there is to it.

I'm sure someone's going to say it only works if you're unusually attractive. I'm certain that I am dead average, and I did this when well over 40 mostly with women in their late 20s and early 30s so I had another strike against me. It's really not all that complicated.

56 upvotesRPthrowawayacct [OP]3 years ago

Keep it simple is a great outlook. They either want to contact you or they don't. I threw in some details because I know a lot of people question whether or not the girl is into them or not. My hand on the thigh move is about the most simple way I can think of.

42 upvotesGBP4tendies3 years ago

Do you live in a major metropolis? I don't think it's possible for me to even get that many matches in a year the places I've lived

19 upvotesdancingkungfy3 years ago

I live in the east coast. Around 30 miles away from Manhattan. I lift and I have average looks IMO, so I can attest that the match rate is slightly higher. I get 2 to 3 matches a week when active everyday ( i typically layoff tinder when I have max 2 dates lined up). Anyway, this is a high rate for me since I exerted minimal effort in my pics and bio. I'd say I'm closing in on 10 decent matches within the first 12 months since I first hopped onto Tinder, which was maybe 4 months ago. I mean I've matched with the relatively unintelligent woman to one with a very good career and educational background (an all rounder so to speak). It's definitely an interesting experience, especially now that I'm mixing in RP principles.

For what it's worth, this sub (see sidebar) is spot on...from LMRs, to texting game etc. I just wanna share that the lessons from here are true to form. Keep it up.

4 upvotesHS-Thompson3 years ago

You're doing something wrong. Unless you're in an unusually rural area for the NYC suburbs you should be able to match a few dozen a day if you get unlimited swipes, which you should.

Make sure your one/main picture is solid enough. Ask for advice from friends or whatever sub that is that helps you get feedback or whatever. Make your bio short and a little cocky/snarky. Keep it simple.

And of course, swipe right on literally every profile just to see what you end up with. I recommend using Flamite and just automating it. Unmatch the fatties instantly and then go from there with a pretty short standard opening line.

It's a numbers game, if you have so few matches that you actually have the ability to remember them individually you're not really using the platform right. Think of it like a sales funnel.

4 upvotesokiedokie3213 years ago

I think it is better to be picky about who matches you. There's an algorithm that Tinder uses but I notice you get more attractive folks the pickier you are, and also based on who swipes right on you = attractive rating goes up, which shows you to more people and your card gets shown at the top. Tinder does this everytime someone opens the app, to make them think "oh there's attractive people on here" and thus, the more you get swiped right on. Then they follow this up with random cards with ugly people to mix it up.

1 upvotesCosbyTeamTriosby3 years ago

If I swiped right on every profile, I'd get probably 30+ matches a day - all buffalo

1 upvotesPotatosAreDelicious3 years ago

2 to 3 matches a week is pretty slow man. I was getting like 50-100ish a week when i had tinder plus and without it i get like 20ish and i barely use all my swipes. This is from providence.
Definitely try to update your profile.

2 upvotestirmanadir3 years ago

wtf. where do you live that you can consistently match with that many new single women roughly your age every week? you'd have to live in a serious metropolis not to run out of women after a few weeks at that rate

26 upvotesHS-Thompson3 years ago

New York City. And yes I do have some awareness that small town online game is a totally different animal.

45 upvotesGBP4tendies3 years ago

God i wish i lived in NY. Every time i visit i match with HOT girls. There's just so many of them. Small towns suck. There are so few attractive young women, even 7s get a goddess princess complex.

39 upvotesBangkokPadang3 years ago

I call them Walrus Princesses.

12 upvotesHS-Thompson3 years ago

Don't wish. Move. Improve yourself and your situation, it's the TRP way. And it is the greatest city in the history of the world and all.

6 upvotesvagbutters3 years ago

NY is great for a quick lay-- if you lift regularly the amount of poon that's available to you is amazing.

2 upvotesskippwiggins3 years ago

Would if you've been lifting for 10 years and your juiced to the gills with gear? Fuck I really need to move.

16 upvotesTie5o113 years ago

This question is to both you and the OP. Do you find that most of these girls call/text and want more? Is it an assumed one and done thing? I've had some success on Tinder but not at your numbers, and rarely is it just a one night thing. My thought process is if they are attractive enough to have sex with, I would try to keep them around for a while.

87 upvotesRPthrowawayacct [OP]3 years ago

Every girl on tinder is looking for a guy to fuck who is good enough to date. I'm above average looks, own a home, modest boat, and have a career that they fetishize. Every girl I brought home was an instant plate who came around for more. They all knew they weren't the only one. They all thought they could change that. Some knew they were the second or third THAT DAY. It just makes them suck harder, bob deeper, and clean my room after.

I have en entire album of girls cooking bacon naked at my stove. They'll do whatever they can to show they're better than the one before. I wish this app allowed pics in comments.

71 upvotes1v1mebruh3 years ago

I know this is wrong but please upload that album

36 upvotesPityPencilerPityPics3 years ago

Lol i would love to see those pics.

58 upvotesiamneptuno3 years ago

I'm above average looks, own a home, modest boat, and have a career that they fetishize.

This is what your Tinder success is attributed to, and these are the first actual working "tips" you mentioned on this thread.

23 upvotesCartz12093 years ago

Yep, that's 90% of the "formula" right there. Plus OP mentioned an album of girls cooking bacon naked... he is a photographer! This is a major pussy magnet carrear (only below airforce pilot, surgeon or multi millionaire), since all these girls from Tinder are much into social media (instagram, fb, etc). They probably have hopes of becoming models and OP getting them gigs or at the very least getting professional "free" photo shoots to later upload on fb. Am I wrong here /u/RPthrowawayacct (OP)?

17 upvotesRPthrowawayacct [OP]3 years ago

Haha I'm no photographer and I make sub 50/year. I just mean I would ask them to make bacon after we fuck and when they were at the stove I would snap a pic as a little memoir.

17 upvotesCartz12093 years ago

50k $? What? Dude, I make more than that and I'm nowhere near to have a boat or own a home...

Okay, non-consent pics... makes sense then.

7 upvotes • [deleted] • 3 years ago

50k and own a home and boat 30 miles from manhattan? how is that possible?

9 upvotesiamneptuno3 years ago

Yes, regardless of the occupation, if you have looks, status and money, I have no idea how do you even fuck up. The only "tip" I can think of is "if you decide to shit into her purse, make sure to temporarily suspend the blowjob, as the smell might initiate the gagging sooner than expected".

5 upvotesNeck_Beard_Fedora3 years ago

Just curious but what career are you referring to?

8 upvotesrptastic3 years ago

Just curious but what career are you referring to? (No need to answer OP) I'm going to go with Firefighter. He said "career that they fetishize"

Pretty much every woman has a thing for that based on unrealistic ideals, i.e. fetish.

4 upvotesGlennBeckAmerica3 years ago

Were gonna hold u to these pics friend. Pics or it didnt happen.

16 upvotes • [deleted] • 3 years ago

Also over 40, wondering how you found them. Tinder age range is a beast from what I understand.

33 upvotesOriginal_Dankster3 years ago

Make a disposable facebook profile. BS your age to 10 years younger.

If you can't pass for 10 years younger than the typical guy your age, then pay a few bucks to Tinder for their service that lets you not display your age

23 upvotes • [deleted] • 3 years ago

Danke. I am skinny and totally willing to let my pics stand for themselves. 5'9" 152#, well built at 44, judo, bodyweight fitness and backpacking. Worth cash to not display age. Tinder knows. Good for me to know.

17 upvotesTomFoo3 years ago

You should be running a judo club for women.

7 upvotes • [deleted] • 3 years ago

LOL I love rolling with women. I'm not disgusting about it, and never cop a cheap feel, but it's literally impossible to not touch some ass, legs & the occasional boob. On the flip side, I have tapped out with guys because we ended up in a position that was too....intimate.

8 upvotesTomFoo3 years ago

You may be sitting on a gold mine of women. Become a judo trainer, if you haven't already.

6 upvotesOriginal_Dankster3 years ago

Exactly what this guy says, excellent advice

6 upvotesokiedokie3213 years ago

I can't stress it enough, but guys also can age like shit (just not as bad as women) and plenty don't take care of their skin and age prematurely. You got 30 year olds looking like 50 year olds these days. You will never be able to bag the young ones like that, only girls with daddy issues (which is OK but are a handful), walrus princesses, post wall women, and women with the baby craze.

Use moisturizer and sunscreen. Keep your beards to a business-professional stubble. Workout. Eat right. Drink water. Younger poon will come your way and it only gets better with age.

2 upvotesHS-Thompson3 years ago

I actually used my real age because whatever, I don't give a shit, but I suspect using a different facebook profile and setting your age to like 38 would help a little with the age range searching thing.

1 upvotesPM_ME_UR_BDSM_PICS_3 years ago

I usually stick to under 22 but whatever floats your boat

1 upvotes • [deleted] • 3 years ago

now that you're bored with that, you can try nightmare difficulty.. Italy =)

1 upvotesFuture_Alpha2 years ago

I fucked probably 40-50 women

LMAO. If only I could get that many matches. If I get ONE match a month, that is a good month. The girls who match, never end up replying.

You must look like Khal Drogo or something, to get that many matches.

150 upvotesGeorgeBushIV3 years ago

i usually don't like tinder posts but yours is well written. nice tips.

if i had my own place, i'd def apply this game.

88 upvotesRPthrowawayacct [OP]3 years ago

Thanks. It took me a while to decide if it would be well received here. I hope no one considered It braggadocios but I think I can hand out a few ideas and it might help someone.

37 upvotes • [deleted] • 3 years ago

It's good because it's supposed to be simple. I hear girls I know talking about their tinder dates at fancy restaurants or all this nonsense and it's just cringe worthy.

And Mario kart is also on every time people pregame over at my house. Finish the beer before you cross the finish line!

10 upvotesBinaryResult3 years ago

What tips do you have for getting more and better matches? Also, it seems to me like 70% of tinder is like fake profiles with model shots or land whales.

2 upvotestheredpillager3 years ago

I have found the fake profiles thing to be more prevalent in some geographic locations than others. Are you on the west coast?

1 upvotesRoughTeddy3 years ago

Are you in a rural area? If you go to a higher density suburb or a city, there's plenty of legitimate profiles that fill the full range of attractiveness.

3 upvotes • [deleted] • 3 years ago

How would that even be a concern? This is the epitome of rule 0

sexual, strategy, positive.

34 upvotesKolbykilla3 years ago

If you're attractive and have your own place its really hard to NOT drown in pussy. Every man should strive to get his own pad.

15 upvotesGeorgeBushIV3 years ago

for sure. i would love to but my financial situation isn't allowin me to do so. paying for grad school out of pocket and staying with my parents.. soon i hope to drop in it.

10 upvotes • [deleted] • 3 years ago

me too, need to get my own place

97 upvotesppdthrowawai3 years ago

You're going to think I'm kidding but every fucking time they would say something along the lines of ohhh I loved that game. I'd kick your ass at that game. My brothers used to play that! Blah bla bla fucking bla.

Wow this is hilarious! This has happened to me multiple times where a girl has wanted to come over and play mario kart.

84 upvotesJohnSgone3 years ago

tbh happened to me once, got a girl over to play Mario Kart and she pretty much threw herself at me. Fun part - I actually wanted to play Mario Kart.

35 upvotesEl_Shakiel3 years ago

Well at least you got your priorities straight

-1 upvotesTheRedThrowAwayPill3 years ago

See? This is how you know you're a homo-gay

59 upvotesRPthrowawayacct [OP]3 years ago

Don't think of it as funny. Think of it as predictable. All they want is an excuse.

9 upvotesppdthrowawai3 years ago

Well sure, when I was in college and HD tvs were first becoming common, I would always bring girls home to show them my blu-ray player.

But I think the funny part is that Mario Kart is a seemingly very random thing to come up and it has happened to me on multiple first dates. No question Mario gets the girls home. But I would never bring it up on those dates so it's funny to me that that's how you roll.

upvotesthrowwawayy863 years ago

How do you transition from the bar back to your place? Drive/uber back with them? I feel like if you give them your address and tell them to meet back up at your place; they might get cold feet along the way and abort. Where as if you offer to carpool back they might not be willing to leave their car back at the bar or get nervous they can't leave your place.

13 upvotesRPthrowawayacct [OP]3 years ago

I never considered that. No girl has ever bailed. Im driving home and if they'd like to join me then cool

5 upvotesCharles_Oaktree3 years ago

Hey man, all of your posts on this thread make so much sense and seem like they'd definitely work. Here's my dilemma: I've been working hard on self improvement for the last year or two, already had pretty good looks, dress much better, lift, healthy, good job, house, boat, etc. BUT I live out in the country (30-40 minutes from the nearest city), and can't move (divorced, kids go to school here, plus I can only bring girls back when they (my kids, not the girl) are with their mom. I still manage to do alright with meeting people and after a couple dates invite them over, but it would be great to be able to do what you've described. Is it possible to convince someone you just met to drive 30+ minutes from the bar, let alone to a large house that clearly has a family living there? Or is there a good way to invite myself to their place (even though I like your way much better)? Like with the people I date now I explain the whole background, but it just sounds kind of fun to keep it more casual like you do. Basically I've been BP up until a few years ago and would love to bang a ton of girls on Tinder, feel like I'm capable of it, but worry my circumstances will prevent it. Thanks for any advice.

7 upvotesRPthrowawayacct [OP]3 years ago

That's tough. Your situation is so different than mine. I think most of the girls that came home with me were looking to date me possibly so they were more likely to come over and fuck. Once you throw your kids and distance in the mix you're basically taking the casual and easy part out for them. Now they have to do work to fuck you. Just say hey I had a great time and we should see each other again. I would invite you over but I know it's a bit of a hike.

Now you've shown humility that you understand it's a drive so no hurt feelings. Now you've opened the door for them to invite you to their place instead. Keep it aloof and if she wants to come over... cool.

Also I would take a hard look at your home and make sure it doesn't give off the vibe that you are just some defeated X husband.

1 upvotesPurecorrupt3 years ago

I think this is where I over analyze a lot. If I meet a girl that is some driving distance from my place I always defeat myself before trying. Time to up my dgaf game.

11 upvotesthatsa-BINGO3 years ago

This is sucha legitimate question that needs an answer. If you're meeting a girl at a spot "in between," that most likely means you're both driving separate. Keeping logistics in mind, how do you manage which way you're both getting back to your place?

edit: typos

30 upvotesSteve_Wiener3 years ago

I actually came up with the line "So you wanna hang out and play mario kart" awhile ago and used it to some success.

Crazy to read it hear lol. Great post

7 upvotesToussant3 years ago

Was it a popular game for girls or something?

14 upvotes • [deleted] • 3 years ago

It's just popular, and multiplayer.

Minecraft probably won't get the same reaction.

upvotesKhades3 years ago

Mario Kart exploded in college-aged kids around a decade ago and is still super popular. So...

It's really just another side of the whole geek culture thing becoming acceptable. It just happens to be one of the more popular things. Literally everyone I know loves it.

2 upvotesToussant3 years ago

interesting, early 90s game exploding in the 2000s.

24 upvotessolor843 years ago

And suddenly the Nintendo stock is going to the roof while analysts don't know why.

24 upvotesrdmnvidia3 years ago

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77 upvotesRPthrowawayacct [OP]3 years ago

Meet ups are fluid and it all depends on the girl. Obvious small talk during texting included what type of work hours they have. So early in the texting if they work 8-5 I can usually say something vague like "Cool well let's grab a beer thurs of friday." Then when the day comes it's a simple as "Hey I have the day off so let's grab a couple somewhere in between our houses. There's a place I like called ___ that's pretty tame and has free pool."

The Brad Pitt rule applies here. If she wants to hang out with you she will. If she truly cannot.. then she'll suggest a different time. The most important think is not to get hurt feelings. Feelings are for women.

10 upvotesrdmnvidia3 years ago

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14 upvotesRPthrowawayacct [OP]3 years ago

I never had one while tindering. Your daily snapping ruins any mystery. Why the fuck should she know that you fed the dog today??

3 upvotesbsutansalt3 years ago

Legit. Good reminder for the newbies as well regarding the Brad Pitt rule.

42 upvotesthrowaway-aa23 years ago

Couple of questions:

  • Kiss or no kiss before you leave the bar?
  • Did you actually boot up Mario Kart? Like how did you escalate after she comes from the bathroom... just a general overview will do, from the game, to the segue
  • After the close, did you let them stay, etc.
14 upvotesslay_it_forward3 years ago

There's no set rule. If the sexual tension is good and she's responding well to the kino then it will feel natural to kiss her. If things are still a bit frigid get more liquor into her and hold off on the kiss.

No Mario Kart necessary. Just get the two of you a drink, put on some music / Tv, have a chat, sit up close next to her and kiss her. Everything else plays out from there.

Let her stay or kick her out, whatever you feel like. Ask yourself, what do I want? Then do that.

2 upvotesthrowaway-aa23 years ago

Ask yourself, what do I want? Then do that.

Again like I usually say. If it was what I liked, then I'm putting a leash on her the moment we start kissing... there has to be some comfort and normalcy for her in the beginning... I'm just trying to see where that line lies by seeing what people say works on a consistent basis.

Even the let her stay or kick her out. There are probably consequences to both. Letting her stay might let her get too attached, which might not be too good for plate spinning.

4 upvotesslay_it_forward3 years ago

Have some common sense dude Jesus. Too attached? Just lol. Worry about that after you figure out how to bed a girl.

9 upvotesthrowaway-aa23 years ago

Here we go. I don't know why there has to be the dickhead every single time.

All I'm saying is this: You can't say "well do what you want, as an alpha would". It doesn't hold up. It's not like I don't appreciate the tried and tested advice, but "use your common sense"... I'm pretty sure this forum wouldn't be necessary if all of this was common sense. As to the "wait until x"... yeah I mean I'm out here hustling. I lined up dates the entire week. There's nothing wrong with trying to anticipate difficulty in advance... it's not like I can be doing anything better right now. I just wanted him to clarify his point, and he did. No need for the extra stuff.

0 upvotesslay_it_forward3 years ago

Do what you want....within reason you autistic fuck. Obviously that doesn't mean tying a woman up within 30 seconds of meeting her. It means priortize yourself before her and let your decisions stem from that.

0 upvotesthrowaway-aa23 years ago

That's obvious. The argument I made used that exaggeration to illustrate my point (you call me autistic but then you jump to that conclusion). You can't say "within reason" because for a lot of people, TRP defies reasoning until swallowed. I'm pretty sure there have been "within reason" conversations outside of TRP which directly conflict with our tenants. It's a feel good statement that doesn't mean anything, no matter how much you try to double down on it.

16 upvotesRPthrowawayacct [OP]3 years ago

Usually no kiss at the bar. I think it draws too much attention and it's kind of douchy

Mariokart is usually hooked up and tucked away in a cabinet so if she seemed eager to play it was quick to say hell ya let's do it. It's fun.

I would usually let them stay if they wanted as long as they were good people.

4 upvotesthrowaway-aa23 years ago

Thanks man. I like the minor detail of tucking it away, but still keeping it available. Good post.

5 upvotesCartz12093 years ago

This, and I'm also curious about your reply to the necklace. Can you go into more detail?

18 upvotesRPthrowawayacct [OP]3 years ago

A lot of small talk when we first meet is about tinder. They always ask how long I've been using it. Why I'm using, what I'm looking for, etc.

The most common question was how many girls have a slept with? My answer was always, "Well let's just say I've had a lot of fun with it."

They know I'm sleeping with other girls so the necklace conversation never goes that far. Sometimes they ask if I'm going to send it back to her. "Send it back? No she'll be here sometime this week"

3 upvotesLuis_McLovin3 years ago

that last line is golden

i take it this means that you remove the necklace from view when the new plate comes around or shell notice the necklace is still there

you replace it for each new one

38 upvotesdjduni3 years ago

All fun and games until she beats you at ALL 16 mario kart tracks and wins your heart over only to slowly destroy your soul over the next 2.5 years like the she-devil dementor I grew to know and unfortunately love.

12 upvotesawakened11223 years ago

nice writeup

question about texting

do you keep your texting short and mainly for logistics only (and a little light teasing and flirting of course)? or what would you mainly text about?

also, do you ever hang out with your plates outside of your home, or do you only ever invite them over to your place to bang?

5 upvotesdetachedbymarriage3 years ago

Not OP but this depends on the girl.

I've had some where I had to spend time with outside the house and then some who could care less.

I learned early that if you can cook, you can pull them to your house about every time.

3 upvotesRPthrowawayacct [OP]3 years ago

Mine were always above average looking women so I would invite them other places if we were already having sex. Assuming they were good company.

11 upvotesmksu3 years ago

and most of all get a Nintendo 64

Haha, been a while since I've read such an entertaining post here.

11 upvotesspartan13373 years ago

Do you ever start playing Mario Kart or is it just a hook? like do girls actually expect you to turn it on and shit once at home?

14 upvotes • [deleted] • 3 years ago

I imagine once they are tipsy and the door opens they get to it since he said he has to work tomorrow. Unless the girl is 16 and completely oblivious she knows where this is heading. But it would be hilarious if they just stayed up playing n64 all night.

7 upvotesbsutansalt3 years ago

Then she bitches to her friends that he rejected her/never made a move. It's never their fault she didn't escalate if yiu know what I mean.

-1 upvotescrash10823 years ago

And that's when you wife her up

upvotesAlerioX3 years ago

I need to buy a used necklace, used high heels (fuck, I had some of my exGF laying around but throw them away instead of using it for abundance mentality face palm), a hairband and some nice underwear.
LOL, you can fake total abundance for just 20$.

1 upvotesmohataher2 years ago

What is abundance mentality?

11 upvotesAlexDr0ps3 years ago

This is fantastic. The Mario Kart bit is gold, same with the necklace. What's your profile on the actual app like?

37 upvotesRPthrowawayacct [OP]3 years ago

I won't post any pics just so I can freely chat about it anonymously.

Pic of me in a suit at a wedding Pic of me on my boat (not holding a fish) Pic of me and twin brother was always a convo starter

Bio mostly said "no smokers"

Sometimes I'd write funny things to see the outlooks. For a while it said "looking for basic chick that likes folding laundry and average sized dick"

Also did "recently single and trying to figure out who the fuck is going to fold all this laundry"

7 upvotesLexaBinsr3 years ago

no smokers

My man. This is how I know you're successful. Smoking is for losers.

5 upvotesg0dfather933 years ago

Can I steal the second line? Never had a "live in" situation but I am recently single. It seems like something that'd work.

6 upvotesForcetobereckonedwit3 years ago

Excellent write up OP. LOL. It really is predictable. You have to tweak to fit your character but your steps and a go.

5 upvotesFairlyNaive3 years ago

Could you tell more about the girls? Did you select them somehow or just swiped every single one of them? How many bacame repeat customers? What age range?

2 upvotesRPthrowawayacct [OP]3 years ago

21-28. I matched with 18,19,20 but never met up because it doesn't fit in with the things I like to do. I wanna go out on the boat and have a mimosa and they will always want one. I'm not going to allow it.

All became repeats. Maybe a couple I didn't like and didn't call again.

2 upvotesFairlyNaive3 years ago

Wow. Can you pm me some of your tinder pics?(blur the face if you like to)

1 upvotesFermiAnyon3 years ago

I'm impressed with how put together you are on all this. Just out of curiosity, what kinds of attitudes to people come with? Are people generally out to hook up for the night or are some of them looking for something more serious? When you've been out with a girl, do you ever think to yourself that you've found someone you could get serious about or has it always just been casual/recreational? In the same vein, do you ever find that a girl develops a crush on you and if so, how do you deal with it?

1 upvotesRPthrowawayacct [OP]3 years ago

Like I said above, these girls are out to meet a datable guy. They are using tinder for the reason I am. To speed the process up. I did meet one that stood out far above the rest and now she lives with me.

6 upvotesNothingsucksforever3 years ago

Jesus christ your post reminds of Dennis Reynolds. This is beyond pathologic.

2 upvotesJennas-Side3 years ago

I actually came here to post a similar comment. If you read it in his voice, it becomes a thousand times better.

11 upvotes-proof3 years ago

What would you say when they realize you didn't pick a place halfway between where both of you live?

11 upvotesthrowaway-aa23 years ago

They probably won't comment on it my guess is. Or just brush it off: "yeah I really like that bar though, they have <blah blah blah>" you just proceed like it didn't even fucking happen. Women's attention span is shit... you dangle good conversation, eye contact, touching in front of them they will forget everything that just happened.

9 upvotes • [deleted] • 3 years ago

Remember that most girls have no sense of direction

11 upvotesRPthrowawayacct [OP]3 years ago

The most real of all the female stereotypes

9 upvotesRPthrowawayacct [OP]3 years ago

They wouldn't say that because they know I won't give a fuck

7 upvotesbsutansalt3 years ago

Odds are they wont and even if they do just brush it off like a shit test. Worst case say it is half way from where you were driving from that day.

5 upvotesgigitygigitygoo3 years ago

Are you me? Can't give this advice enough praise cause it's spot on.

I've always preferred the hand on the knee to thigh move. Starts off harmless enough, escalates to sexual territory and builds the tension.

Also, a bar! Too many people try to come up with something creative and unique for a first date when all you need is cheap beer and a pool table. No need to keep going from one place to another throughout the night as is so often mention on seddit.

Have a few drinks, lower their guard in a relaxed environment, and save some money which is especially helpful when spinning multiple plates. Dinner and a movie is about the worst possible date I can imagine. With pool, at most you've got the high top which makes it easy to get close to one another and keep the conversation moving forward.

6 upvotessrqfla3 years ago

Amazing detail excellent suggestions very strategic. 100% perfect

3 upvotesindivisibleremainder3 years ago

i knew my 10,000 hours in mario kart would pay off one day

3 upvotesLuckyluke233 years ago

i think this is the first tinder post on here EVER that actually gave some tangible advice i can use!

not some bullshit like.

step 1) be attractive

step 2) be step one at all time, if you break for a second you are DONE.

great post man i'd LOVE to hear this in more detail. getting little tips like this always works out.

3 upvotesShivanshu68933 years ago

After reading this story, i want to share one of my story and further seek your valuable inputs for the next game plan.

I am a newbie , just started using tinder. I got this amazing air hostess as a match. I started talking and fixed a date. At first she seemed to be really nice, i asked for drinks but she said no. So we went on for a coffee.

While talking i started kino escalation, touched her thighs in the beginning. Somehow I invited her at my place saying that i have to charge my cell phone since it was discharged then i would drop her.

At home, we had this amazing sex in the bathroom. She became very intimate and asking me not to judge her. I fell into that trap and though that she might be a nice girl (it was the beta inside who felt that shit).

So next day after i dropped she acted real nice. I couldnt see the basic bitch in her.

Next day i came back from work and guess what ??? My roomie was fucking that bitch. He also found her on tinder. That so called nice girl i thought , got fucked by two people , living in a same house in less than 24 hours. I couldnt believed my eyes. I was so disappointed with my judgement of her.

Any veteran reading this post, please decode this bitch for me. And tell me what shall i do now as she is still available for me as she says. I want to fuck her out my sexual desperation only. Otherwise i just want castigate her alot.

What should i do to feel good ?

3 upvotesRPthrowawayacct [OP]3 years ago

Wear a condom and treat her for what she's shown she is... fun in bed

1 upvotesShivanshu68933 years ago

Should i talk to her regularly or just give her booty calls whenever i feel like having her ?

2 upvotesRPBTC3 years ago

The key is ABUNDANCE so if u wanna show ABUNDANCE don't talk to her regularly, shell think she is your only option and throw you away

1 upvotesGanaria_Gente2 years ago

mate, if you dont mind, may i ask what's your SMV level? my understanding was you gotta be in teh top 10% to match decently, and my pics need work i guess

6 upvotesThat_Deaf_Guy3 years ago

I've read many of the Tinder posts on here, and I've gotta say, yours is a really well written guide. It gets the job done efficiently.

2 upvotesNothingFishy3 years ago

I suppose this questions fits more into the general context of game in general, but what do you do if she reject the hand on the inner knee or inner thigh?

6 upvotesyummyluckycharms3 years ago

You need to gauge her reaction. If she casually dismissed it, go back to the inner knee and try again when greater comfort level has been reached. If she swipes away at just the knee or looks visibly uncomfortable, it means its time to cut your losses as there is no attraction.

Dating is a numbers game - always remember that

5 upvotesRPthrowawayacct [OP]3 years ago

She's not into it... next! I could have another date lined up before I've paid my tab.

2 upvotesyummyluckycharms3 years ago

It doesnt hurt to flirt with other girls in front of her. She gets upset but if the other girl responds positively, she'll want you more. Her hamster is your greatest ally when you know what kibble it wants

3 upvotesFermiAnyon3 years ago

I guess the idea is don't waste your time with people who aren't into it because there are plenty of people who are!

upvotesAsdAsd803 years ago

So you're at the pool table, and walk up to girls you haven't created any attraction with, hoping that they won't reject you right away? How does that work?

1 upvotesyummyluckycharms3 years ago

Serious?

When you're playing billiards there hundreds of different ways you flirt with different girls. Just off the top of my head....

  • billiards halls have chairs lined up against the wall - when sitting taking a break or waiting for the girl to take her shot, look to the other table and make eye contact with a girl
  • lining up for a shot - look across to the table ahead of you and give a girl a smile or a wink
  • when moving around the table checking out the angles, "accidentally" bump into the girl, and give her a quick smile
  • when lining up for the shot and the girl is behind you, "accidentally" and "playfully" poke her with the stick. She might even start bumping into you or poking you back!

Fun fact: the astute observer will notice that the above sets slowly increase kino and give plausable deniability to the girl. In fact, I used this exact set of plays a few months back and it worked like a charm. Girl gave me her number when I went to the bar to get some beers, and told me that the other girl wasn't worth my time but that she would show me a real woman was capable of.

upvotesAsdAsd803 years ago

Interesting place. Here I've found billiards only at the arcade, in a billiards-only section. It's extremely rare for people to play billiard, if there is a girl it's playing billiard because she's with a group, and groups are made of couples, plus people dating playing billiards alone. When I played billiards with a date at the arcade it was almost empty, and they tell you which table to pick , which is obviously the one as far as possible from the other people playing.
I wasn't making fun of you / calling you a bullshitter, I have no clue what to do and I'm asking sincerely.

2 upvoteshamstercide3 years ago

I need help on the spinning plates thing. I've got a girl I'm seeing regularly (met through Tinder), she's nice and the sex is good but it seems like every weekend she wants me over at her place the entire time. This doesn't really free me up to see other girls. Every time I mention I find another woman attractive she acts upset, and she also seems to push on the idea that we're in a relationship, an exclusive one at that, even though I've never stated anything as such. I know I've fallen into her frame but is there any way I can salvage this without losing her even as a plate? She hasn't done anything wrong to warrant demoting her, if anything I want to encourage her devotion, it's just that I never promoted her to gf in the first place and most importantly I want to be able to see other girls.

3 upvotes • [deleted] • 3 years ago

you're acting as if you leave, and the sex dries up.

Try just doing what you want, and owning your decision. Let the cards fall where they may.

1 upvotesBinaryResult3 years ago

You need to reclaim your frame quick. Just tell her how it's going to be. You want to spin plates? Tell her you are going to see other women besides her. She either falls into line or not. If no, you move on with no emotion to someone who is OK with it from the start because that's how you said it's going to be if she wants some of your time. You are the prize.

1 upvotesimspunkticus3 years ago

but is there any way I can salvage this without losing her even as a plate?

You need to address this thought. Is your mentality abundant or scarce?

1 upvotesSir_Distic3 years ago

You're in her frame because she's pulling you in with talk of commitment. And she knows you'll keep coming back for the pussy.

What do you respond with when she acts upset at you having other options? Do you apologize? Brush it off? Flip it?

Take charge of YOUR life. You're not responsible for hers and she's not responsible for yours. If you want to see other plates, do it. If she doesn't like it she can fall in line or you can walk. You don't owe her shit. Not an explanation, not a reason, nothing. It's YOUR life.

-2 upvoteshamstercide3 years ago

Brush it off? Flip it?

Usually one of these. I think it's a pretty rude thing to do though, like pointing out someone's disability, regardless of how "alpha" it might be.

If you want to see other plates, do it.

I will. The problem is the pussy is good so I want a scenario where I can keep the pussy while having other plates too. I'll find a way to branch swing covertly the way women do.

1 upvotesSir_Distic3 years ago

First off pointing out someone's disability isn't alpha, it's being dickhead. But I digress. There's nothing rude about laughing when she suggests you're in a relationship. Or if she's upset simply saying "Are you suggesting I don't get a say in whether or not we're in a mutually exclusive relationship?" or similar is an easy pressure flip. And it's honest.

If she wants you at her place and you want to leave, leave. "I'm headed out. I've got some work to take care of. See you later."

For me personally I'll tell a woman up front I'm not interested in a commitment. I don't date or do LTR's. They can either walk or stick around for whatever reason they tell themselves. Perhaps you could tell her you're not looking for that right now? As it seems like you aren't.

2 upvotesswimngolf3 years ago

Dude great post - I really like the point of her giving you her number (this app drains my battery - NICE!) vs. the other way around! Been doing pretty good on Tinder so far, but there is always ways to improve!

2 upvotese-mess3 years ago

Love the part about necklace. I actually have some woman shampoo that a couchsurfer left in my bathroom. Time to put it on a display.

2 upvotesMatt2kool3 years ago

This right here is gold! this is game and an enjoyable read. I'm saving this.

2 upvotescrash10823 years ago

I can't stop laughing about inviting a girl to play Mario kart then when she gets there saying..."Shit I don't have Mario kart"

2 upvotesSetConsumes3 years ago

That Mariokart line is absolute brilliance

2 upvotesKatavasis3 years ago

Awesome post.

I really like the simplicity and common sense you present your case with.

2 upvotesaherne183 years ago

IDK, maybe you have a nice face! For me (and many others here, it seems), Tinder has been a place of primeval silence (like "sounds" on the Moon). If there's any laboratory that scientifically defines your SMV, Tinder is the one!

2 upvotes • [deleted] • 3 years ago

My problem seems to be makin a move once I get back with them. How do you transition from Mario Kart to goin dirty. I get awkward there.

7 upvotes • [deleted] • 3 years ago

I too sealed the deal with a woman (who had a bf) at college 10 years ago using mario kart...

Except she asked me to come play mario kart...

3 upvotesToussant3 years ago

and did you play mario kart?

5 upvotesGalactic-Unicorn3 years ago

She got hit with his blue shell

8 upvotesshit_with_holes3 years ago

I doubt she dodged his banana though

3 upvotes • [deleted] • 3 years ago

We played mario kart, yes, among other things.

She had a long-distance boyfriend. He 3 friends were there, including a cousin, and nobody stopped her. Funny, huh.

1 upvotesToussant3 years ago

Some people don't even step in even if they see some coersion. They leave her there or they knew what was happening?

2 upvotes • [deleted] • 3 years ago

They knew she was going to cheat on her bf. My guess is it wasn't the first time.

2 upvotesSquez3603 years ago

All females are shallow as fuck there. You have to get matched So you probably got laid regardless what you say or do

4 upvotesJackGetsIt3 years ago

Thanks for the post but this is just a script and a script that works for YOU in YOUR area. What people need to take away from this is the attitude you project of DGAF and Abundance Mentality. These are the take-away not the PUA script.

2 upvotesautomatepmp3 years ago

I love this post, great job.

1 upvotesHyperian3 years ago

i wonder if "if you wanna come over and play HTC Vive" would work

12 upvotes • [deleted] • 3 years ago

It would work in making her cringe

4 upvotesshit_with_holes3 years ago

Why all the hate for this guy? It's a joke.

3 upvotesToussant3 years ago

undress her while she's in another world

1 upvotestetracyklin3 years ago

I am afraid that by getting tinder I will condition myself to stop approaching women IRL because Tinder makes me feel too comfortable and fills that need.

3 upvotesmetalhead43 years ago

It's true but tinder literally has so many women you wouldn't be able to approach them all irl.

1 upvotestetracyklin3 years ago

And that justifies using the app?

3 upvotesmetalhead43 years ago

I dunno do what you want man. I've met a few hot chicks off it and fucked a couple of them. I don't really care how or where I meet a woman.

1 upvotestetracyklin3 years ago

You might be onto something there.

1 upvotesVehn23 years ago

How long do you usually spend at the bar?

1 upvotesSnazzy_Serval3 years ago

Nice guide.

How do you get so many matches?

What is your profile like? What pictures do you have? Do you consider yourself to be good looking?

1 upvotesRPthrowawayacct [OP]3 years ago

Shallow app. If you're not handsome, be rich and fit. I'm just handsome.

1 upvotesSnazzy_Serval3 years ago

Thanks.

That's what I expected.

1 upvotesScaredycrow3 years ago

I need to buy a necklace and an n64

1 upvotesmehdreamer3 years ago

I use the old classic "Let's go to my place and check Netflix..lots of new cool stuff".

Not a lot of girls are fan of video games..but 99% love Netflix

1 upvotestheredpill223 years ago

This is amazing bro, its the.autistic way of getting laid at maximum efficiency, exactly the kind of thing a nerd like me would do

1 upvotesbigredchewinggum3 years ago

Nice FR OP.

I have a similar operation on tinder where I bring girls to the same bar every date.. Well, I have two particular bars for different neighborhoods depending on where I'm meeting her. I currently do not have my own bedroom though (I live in a big open space with 2 other guys and there's barely any privacy at all.. we're all pretty broke just getting started in our careers).

I always suggest going to their place to "smoke weed". Most girls I wind up on dates with are at least casual smokers or potheads. When choosing bars, I always pick a place within walking distance to their house to set up this logistic. Not only cause I want to get laid, but the city can be kind of dangerous at night for a woman so it makes it more convenient for her to get home too.

Anyway, if a girl from tinder is down to meet up for drinks, chances are she's down to fuck you too. As long as you look like you do in your pics and you're not some ugly surprise to her.

1 upvotesArkAngelEV3 years ago

The truth is the truth, no matter what era. Women are women.

1 upvotestrafflife3 years ago

I'm going to try all this tonight, but instead of using Mario Kart I'm going to use my roommate's puppy as the incentive to come back.

1 upvotestrafflife3 years ago

Coincidentally, I am also 28, 5-11, 175.

1 upvotestomega3 years ago

This is brilliant. Forget all pua techniques, these are basics what you need shared in one post.

1 upvotesteddytravels3 years ago

and most of all get a Nintendo 64

welp, i can check at least 1 of those things off!

1 upvotes • [deleted] • 3 years ago

What if you don't have your own places yet lol

1 upvotestrpthrowaway803 years ago

Thanks for this, very useful. I need to change what I'm doing.

1 upvotes • [deleted] • 3 years ago

hilarious gameplan and it proves TRP so so much

1 upvotesPEDRO_de_PACAS_3 years ago

The more I read this sub the more it confirms my own accumulated wisdom.

ABUDANZA

1 upvotesdjxpress3 years ago

Rules 1 and 2 must be strong with you, young Jedi

1 upvotesdancingkungfy3 years ago

I hear you and it makes sense regarding the low matches. I plan on updating my profile soon and we shall see. 50 to 100 is a pipe dream for me right now.

upvotessendmepicsofyourbutt3 years ago

For real, has there ever been a girl who legit wanted to come over and just play Mario Kart?

1 upvotesabbafishhead3 years ago

Just ask them to come over right away. That's how almost all of my lays happened.

1 upvotesRPthrowawayacct [OP]3 years ago

If a girl comes directly to your place without ever meeting you, that's a red flag

1 upvotesin_monk_mode3 years ago

Let's say you get laid 2-3 times per week x2 beers are a lot of calories. How do you handle calorie intake? Also any suggestions to those who not drink?

1 upvotesRPthrowawayacct [OP]3 years ago

I sweat a lot at work so a couple beers a day is pretty easy on me. I don't really have any advice for non drinkers.

1 upvotesmerkucjo3 years ago

You can drink beer and drive op? Where do you live ?

2 upvotesRPthrowawayacct [OP]3 years ago

You can drink before driving as long as your blood alcohol content is less than .08

1 upvotesseanlarson3 years ago

3 Field Tested Tinder Bios I used to sleep with 3 girls in 1 day (SRS)

Link to download: http://hookupsonautopilot.com/ttb-lp3-explicit/

Description:

Get the EXACT 3 Tinder bios I used personally to get over 100 DTF matches on Tinder and sleep with 3 girls in 1 night.

Just Copy-and-Paste these into your profile and you'll start getting girls literally asking you to fuck them.

I wouldn't give this away normally, but I tested some new Tinder bios recently and am using those. No longer need these. So it's all yours.

1 upvotes • [deleted] • 3 years ago

You gave me such high hopes man, I needed that thanks

1 upvotessectandmew3 years ago

Mario kart 64 over 8? Shame

1 upvotesMakruraLoL3 years ago

Well what do we do if were not old enough to hit up the bar

1 upvotes • [deleted] • 3 years ago

Hmm that works to but I've always just went with the "Hey, let's go get lunch". Seems to work everything. I skip any if not all small talk if necessary over phone.

1 upvotes • [deleted] • 3 years ago

I matched with this girl on Tinder, we tried meeting up a few times but it never happened, finally a year later we finally decided to meet up at a party, I was moving to a different country two months after and had given up on dating. The moment we met, everything changed. We didnt stop talking, she got out of her open relationship, we started a LDR and are super in love. This is us: https://youtu.be/HpA6neC5YZM

3 upvotesTheSlicemanCometh3 years ago

Canned lines and planned props.

This is PUA advice.

Does this really have anything to do with actualizing Red Pill? Not really.

Unless your goal in life is getting herpes from tinder whores.

3 upvotesrptastic3 years ago

I don't think OP is advocating mimicking his lines & setup. It's an example of what worked for him.

The PUA approach is to copy and parrot the lines. If you can read between the lines of the OP, apply those principles to something that works for you, then you're golden.

3 upvotesTheSlicemanCometh3 years ago

Ya you are golden for one night stands. If that is your goal the PUA community would be much better for you.

5 upvotesrptastic3 years ago

I'm not sure where you're getting the 'one night stands' part. It could go either way. If you bring a girl back to your place, she's interested. She's not going to come over if she feels like a slut for doing so.

Same thing if / after she sleeps with you. If she feels slutty for doing so, there's a greater chance for ASD to kick in and then she'll be embarrassed and potentially disappear.

In light of everything else I've said, again, I don't understand where you make the leap to the PUA community.

1 upvotes • [deleted] • 3 years ago

ITT: Guys who want step by step instructions as if its akin to assembling IKEA furniture.

-17 upvoteshershk53 years ago

using tinder for dates

I'd rather be a man and approach a girl

46 upvotesRPthrowawayacct [OP]3 years ago

You don't need cleats to play baseball, but they sure make it easier

14 upvotesi_forget_my_userids3 years ago

I didn't realize using tinder meant you couldn't approach anymore

11 upvotesFaps2Down_Votes3 years ago

Get with the times grandpa. It's shooting fish in a barrel with very low effort

5 upvotes • [deleted] • 3 years ago

You can't AMOG a guy if no one gives a shit who you are. Especially if he is providing value, and you are not.

3 upvotesrptastic3 years ago

I'd rather not think has to be only one or the other





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