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[–]MikeRocksBoat189 points190 points191 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Stinks when you pee.
Asparagus or STD?
[–]PapaMGTOW27 points28 points29 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Both
[–]RespectFurries101 points102 points103 points 4 years ago (12 children) | Copy Link
Asparagus like the fucking vegetable
[–]debanked77 points78 points79 points 4 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link
Nah man, cucumbers are the fucking vegetable used by thots
[–]cdc19453 points54 points55 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Intelligence is knowing that a cucumber is a fruit, wisdom is knowing to keep it out of the fruit salad.
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[–]Joseph_Memestar12 points13 points14 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Begone thot
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[–]Joseph_Memestar2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Very bold of you to call me one in a sub filled with celibates
[–][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thought it was eggplant
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
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[–]Mcheetah20 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My eyes!
[–]franzipoli6 points7 points8 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Almost like that's the joke
[–]DannyTTT55102 points103 points104 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I'm transparagas
[–]CursedSurrogate34 points35 points36 points 4 years ago* (2 children) | Copy Link
People who say this kinda shit are almost just as retarded as anyone who attempts to retreat from their fuck-ups by saying "muh personality type bro." No, you're an asshole because you're an asshole.
[–][deleted] 20 points21 points22 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"They hated Jesus because he told the Truth"
[–]Uniqueinsult0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Damn straight
[–]Hirudin25 points26 points27 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What's your sign? I'm a space lobster and that means I can work with star gerbils but I have trouble getting along with cosmic spatulas.
[–]lazercrazy314 points15 points16 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Jesus was right to stay away from these hoes.
[–]jay_howard0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Jesus fucked Mary Magdelene. Probably had a kid or six.
[–]Paladin290311 points12 points13 points 4 years ago* (2 children) | Copy Link
These girls and this astrology bullshit. EVERY day it seems there’s some kind of gatorade, or schoolgrade, or retrograde. God damn.
I’m not saying there isn’t the possibility that some of this stuff isn’t true, but again....God damn.
Every insta-thot thinks they’re fucking Miss Cleo. “Cahl meh nowwww fur ya free reeedin’!”
Your shitty behavior isn’t because you’re a Virgo, Brittany, its because you’re just a fucking cunt.
[–]Uniqueinsult2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol. You made my day, please have my upvote.
[–]CastandRefused10 points11 points12 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Be like?
[+]ButtbuttinCreed-8 points-7 points-6 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Are you 50 years old?
[–]CastandRefused8 points9 points10 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm 30. Just having a laugh at white girls trying to act black.
[–]TheLastMgtow10 points11 points12 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I think she meant asperger
[–]betterforitall0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The asperger being the thirteenth constellation?
[–]noots1231237 points8 points9 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Give her taste of your shoes and say I'm a transaragus, it's just how i am.
[–]moumine95 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This astro thing is getting out of control. How to properly respond to this folks ?
[–]Crown_Cran2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
I can't believe I laughed like I did when I read "asparagus."
Also here's the actual tweet for some reason.
[–]Malbek6042 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
You ever meet one that sincerely believes in astrology? I don't mean the type to read their horoscope for fun and maybe visit a 'psychic' at a summer fair but the dyed in the wool true believers? It's insane the rationalizations they come up with in the face of science and reason.
[–]NoThirst1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
...usually goes hand in hand with "aroma therapy", veganism and cats.
[–]buttfacenosehead1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
When the moon is in the fifth house and the sun aligns with her vagina.
[–]JustLiquoredNS1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Asparagus fucked my dad too
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Perfect comeback "I knew you'd understand...."
[–]HunterDr1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Same reason why I fucked her best friend lmao
[–]HierEncore1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
asparagus lmfao
[–]frjoethesecond1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
To the dad. Sons before buns.
[–]Fragrant_Point0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Whoreoscope
[–]Teddysenpaiii0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
A woman being funny what is she transgender.because the alternative is actual self reflection an honesty
[–]bosshog2340 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Zero accountability
[–]Marc85z0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The case of "believes in pseudoscience", outed asap.
[–]Captain_Hooters0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
What the heck is an asparagus in this context? I know it’s a vegetable usually but what is she talking about?
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's green
[–]Doomie9996660 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
more like THE STD herpagynoserpilaids now 50% more hpv
[–]dourdan0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No you're a cancer.... lol :P
LMAO! It's funny cause it's true!
[–]mukhtar240 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's fuckn crazy
[–]MammaFreeThinker-1 points0 points1 point 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hey boys! I'm not like this at all! Looking for some free and easy penis. I love fat guys even though I usually hang out in fatlogic and run the Amberlynn sub, and I make my OWN money so you won't have to buy me any coffee. Perfect woman right?? Amirite??? Hit me up on twatter @mamafreethikker.
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