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[–]Praline1322431 points432 points433 points 4 years ago (13 children) | Copy Link
"who hurt you?"
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The Classic
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[–]HierEncore38 points39 points40 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
you guys are too classy. I was going to say something along the lines of "Your fat-ass mom, every time she's on top." ... assuming her mom was overweight...
[–]L_Ollonais46 points47 points48 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If she is American, that assumption is safer than half-a-baby asprin.
[–]ominousbacktones7737 points8 points9 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They're all overweight lol.
[–]Mundane_Batrachian0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Brutal.
[–]Belrick_NZ19 points20 points21 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"are you ok?"
[–]ohchristworld4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
“Everyone.”
[–]loldave872 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
“Your mom shouldn’t have vaccinated you.”
[–][deleted] 174 points175 points176 points 4 years ago (19 children) | Copy Link
I'd rather have a small dick than a big spacious vagina!
[–]Patricijaobjectdude102 points103 points104 points 4 years ago (12 children) | Copy Link
I don't get the small dick insult.
....It's a body part. You observed it's physicality and interpreted it in your own way.
[–]retractileTesticles66 points67 points68 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Lots of us guys have a perfectly average penis according to every research but porn and small penis insults can get our minds. Dont let that happen to you.
[–]Patricijaobjectdude18 points19 points20 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I guess it doesn't get to me because I don't understand other people's interpretation.
[–]Mundane_Batrachian1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I don't see why any man should have his penis insulted by someone who doesn't even have one to begin with.
[–]Yggdrasill433 points34 points35 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Even if you have a big dick, and she fucked you, and she orgasm. If she has something against you and wants to shame you in public, she will still say you have a small dick. Women and men alike will be on her side and laugh about, and you cannot disprove it unless you explicitly show your dick to them.
[–]Patricijaobjectdude9 points10 points11 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You easily counter a shameful lie by agreeing with it and playing up on it to make it sound absurd.
"Not only do I have a small, but the base is orange, the tip is purple and I have a weird brown line around the left side, there's 3 urethras, I medically have 3 testicles."
And then you introduce emotion into it, make yourself look extremely emotionally attached to what you're saying, people will wonder if you're actually being serious that they'll forget about the small dick comment having to be shameful to you.
[–][deleted] 21 points22 points23 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
You also born with it. I used to make fun of small dick guys. But now how can you fault someone with what they're born with. It's stupid
[–]Patricijaobjectdude2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
But I don't specifically understand why it needs to be the dick every time. Why not the size of your anything else?
[–]DixieNourmos1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
And you can’t even fucking change it either
[–]Yggdrasill41 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Give medical science ten more years
[–]DixieNourmos0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Holy shit you just gave me a sliver of hope.
[–]beenthere78932 points33 points34 points 4 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Some are like catchers' mitts.
"its not that i had a small penis, its was rather that she had a HUGE vagina..."
Jeff from Curb Your Enthusiasm
[–]Malbek60427 points28 points29 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
so I said to my girlfriend:
geez you gotta big pussy...geez you gotta big pussy
why did you say it twice?
I didn't
[–]cornu631 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Ha that's good. Subtle.
[–]Malbek6042 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I can't take credit, it's a classic zinger from The Predator (1987)
[–]Bosco_563 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The old phrase "tie a 2X4 to your ass to keep from falling in" was thought up for a reason.
[–]Obsolitz72 points73 points74 points 4 years ago (15 children) | Copy Link
what was their preferred insult before incel existed? i can't remember
[–]fnonpm117 points118 points119 points 4 years ago (13 children) | Copy Link
Loser Creep Virgin
[–]Obsolitz59 points60 points61 points 4 years ago (12 children) | Copy Link
ahh yep that's right. I like the fact that for them, virgins are losers: especially for the younger ones, their whole universe revolves around sex, they have nothing else.Their biggest stress when reaching puberty is to be aexually active.They can't understand men who wouldn't care about that, and by conformism and a true fear of rejection they will distance themselves from virgins and actively shame them, which not far from mocking disabled people.
[–]shun231134 points35 points36 points 4 years ago (11 children) | Copy Link
Are western people that immature? In my country you are shamed for not being a virgin when you are younger than 18
[–]SupremeGentleman9241 points42 points43 points 4 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Your country still has human decency then. The West is turning into a degenerate shithole.
[–]PhantasyBoy17 points18 points19 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Turning?
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[–]SupremeGentleman922 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
True. It’s already too late
[–]OrganicPee4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
yeah the progressive movement just doesnt want to give anyone responsibility or consequences
[–]L_Ollonais6 points7 points8 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Only men.
[–]Obsolitz-5 points-4 points-3 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
really? how does that work? isn't being sexually active a proof of victorious manhood? or is it a religious thing?
[–]FutureSquall12 points13 points14 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
It’s becoming more than that. They are practically an “Elliot Rodger copycat in the shadows” until they lose their virginity. If they get too old without sex then they are compared to the unabomber. That’s a good way to ruin someone’s life and get them unwarranted attention from authorities for no reason.
[–]oirectine008 points9 points10 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And then women wonder why men place such a high emphasis on losing their virginity.
Women are the living embodiment of the shocked Pikachu face meme
[–]SupremeGentleman9235 points36 points37 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
It’s a mocking insult the same way guys say “little buddy”
[–]Launch_Day_My_Dudes9 points10 points11 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That’s the beauty of it—because it’s just condescending and not obviously an insult, you look petty if you make signs of acknowledging it. Your choices are to ignore (“sticks and stones” aside, it does get tiring) or sink to their level with an equal condescension.
[–]lonewolf26832 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's the equivalent of "Bless your heart," in the South.
[–]Ukhupa55 points56 points57 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
How these people want to get all the high-paying jobs at government, finance, tech, education when they have such poor debating skills is beyond me.
[–]SupremeGentleman9235 points36 points37 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They shame and gaslight their way into positions of power.
[–]grizzer9945 points46 points47 points 4 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Ever realize how uneducated most women are? Especially when it comes to things affecting men. That is a big one for sure
[–][deleted] 28 points29 points30 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Since men don't care much about petty feelings, allot of women assume you have little emotional intelligence and are, therefore, vulnerable.
Its an eye opener when a desperate manipulative women realizes she has no power over you. She's been exposed.
[–]beenthere78910 points11 points12 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Women are so vain and emotionally fragile about themselves and their looks they can completely collapse with one well placed insult. I never noticed how close together your eyes are.. Have you been working out, your upper arms are gettting big And the famous... Your jeans dont make you look fat, your ass makes your ass look fat.. With ex's, when they would emotionally start getting abusive and start hurling insults, i have used these way in the past, but after one or two times doing it it was like shooting fish in a barrel. No sport at all, and besides someone had to be above this childish shit. Im a man, not a 3 year old toddler
[–]TorontoTarrelle0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I mean I think they want the fat ass now, their thotstagram legacy needs it, but otherwise yes. Yes.
[–]hamburgerstake34 points35 points36 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Who's sweaty?
[–]GoHurtMyFeelings4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I am after i workout.
[–]squeegypeegy1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Me after watching the show cops.
[–]Teflon0819129 points30 points31 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
You'll never get anywhere arguing with women that an unborn child's life should bear at least some weight against the woman's convenience.
Abortion is a complete lost cause. We've now moved on to women arguing that it should be considered "discrimination" to refuse to serve a pregnant woman alcohol.
It's insane how readily they abandon their humanity when they know they can get away with it.
[–]Dwarf90[🍰] 15 points16 points17 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Late term abortion is genuinely disgusting. And punishment for a fucking infanticide is less severe than for drug possession.
I think abortion is suitable for rape, incest, and severe medical complications that threaten both mother and baby, and basically means the baby will die anyway. This whole 9 month abortion shit is fucking sickening.
I’m sorry, I can’t say exactly when it happens, but I’d say that at nine months a fetus is not a fetus: that’s a baby, baby.
[–]Yggdrasill46 points7 points8 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Deeper into 🤡🌎
[–][deleted] 20 points21 points22 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
A man should never be careless with his sperm. Its a sad time when Captain Obvious isn't worthless.
[–]JosephND17 points18 points19 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
From the moment of conception, men have 0 reproductive rights. If a woman doesn’t want to become a mom, she’s allowed. If a man doesn’t want to become a dad, guess you’re fucked lol.
It’s therefore up to men to control if and when they want to become a father.
[–]civcinco1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
How about all those talk shows where the female host encourages the wife to trick the dad into getting her pregnant because the guy does not want more children. And then the whole audience laughs about it. horrible.
[–]stupidreddithandle9117 points18 points19 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Just imagine if men had the right to kill their kids, and anyone who proposed any restriction on that right “hated men”.
[–]Le_Casual6 points7 points8 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Except it's already like that but genders reversed.
[–]Chaos199013 points14 points15 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Being a "deadbeat" is about the worst thing you can call a dad, and so many of them are either working their ass off, broke, or in prison because they have to pay child support and cant...
[–]stupidreddithandle9123 points24 points25 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yet, if a female parent is out of the workforce for 18 years, magically, she is transformed by our laws into some sort of devoted mother.
[–]Fantoche_Dreemurr12 points13 points14 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
There is not a single argument about women, marriage and real equality that can hold even two minutes of debate. This is why they can only bleat some meaningless insults and MGTOW is winning so fucking hard
[–][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I don’t get it. Which one is sweaty?
[–]SupremeGentleman926 points7 points8 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Literally how all arguments with 12 yr old girls go.
[–]Iron_59_6 points7 points8 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
yes, because all men who make any sort of argument with any woman no matter how false her claim is, must be a member of r/braincels
[–]Onlymgtow884 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They really only have like 4 lines. They might vary one or two to attack personal weaknesses like if you are a little over weight, or on the shorter end etc... but they mainly all just say the same shit.
[–]Gulleygrim3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It’s funny how often this argument is brought up on that side of the spectrum. It’s actually pretty funny at this point how this just flies over their head.
[–]FritzLn2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They've been told they're oppressed and mistreated for so long and from so many outlets they fail to see the numerous double standards they take advantage of every single day
Solipsism
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They must be pretty sweaty
[–]squeakers0071 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
1000th upvote!!! r/1000thupvote
Based, high effort post. Upvoted.
[–]teelolws1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah there is no arguing with people who are blind to opinions that don't fit their narrative.
Its the same with trying to convince people that racism against white people exists. So all those ass-kickings I used to get for being a "parlangi" just never happened? Well the police certainly treated them like they never happened.
Its not worth the effort arguing with them. You're not going to change their mind.
[–]xtrmSnapDown0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
A good summary of reddit
[–]yalldvereeeee0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
r/smuggies
[–]LegacyAccountComprom0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I thought this was /r/coaxedintoasnafu
[–]escalover0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
LOL Yah that’s pretty much how it goes with NPCs
[–]kitathecrystalblues0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well then. These comments aren't 100% accurate but cool
[–]berite1day0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fucking hilarious
[–]Le_Casual0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
IncelTears won't post this because it's the truth.... pathetic fucks.
[–]civcinco0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
If abortion became illegal only the top 1% of men in the area would be getting ass. A chick would not risk getting pregnant from a non chad.
The rest of us would probably overthrow the govt and plunge north america into anarchy out of sexual frustration.
[–]HBK05[🍰] 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Retardation.
[–]IkemenKyoushi230 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This made me laugh more than I expected. Good job!
[–]lavekian0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
r/coaxedintoasnafu
[–]Aturaku-1 points0 points1 point 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Proceeds to link passive aggressive Facebook group name
[–]Fanz_Alt-1 points0 points1 point 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"well it doesn't affect you since you'll never get any"
[–]smoothgroove85-1 points0 points1 point 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So it’s a bad thing to sleep with two many women but it’s also a bad thing to not sleep with women at all? What is it?
[–]fraval13-2 points-1 points0 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I don't get it. Why should abortion be illegal?
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Not really illegal, just regulated so it's not used like a contraceptive commodity.
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