Let me just go on Facebook and trash my boss...

Wanna hear something dumb as hell I did?

Our company has various houses, multiple employees work at. Well the one I typically work at, my bosses husband does too. He's a real dick. I've worked there more than 10 years and he still trys to instruct me on what I need to do, and sets rules that are arbitrary, despite him holding the same position as me. We're both Home Health Aides. No more, no less. He Expects me to follow those rules too. Even when nobody with actual authority has told me I have to. Just as an example, he made a 5 minute speech on what I need to do to prepare instant oatmeal. Legit 5 whole minute display on how to make oatmeal. It doesnt even take that long to make the actual oatmeal itself. I'm 35 for christ sake and he wholeheartedly knows, I've made it many...MANY...times for our clients. So just for refrence he's a condescending prick.

Well one day a client's television broke. So I went and got one from my home, which is very close to where we work. Just so he had something to watch. Everyone involved was grateful. I saved the day.

Bosses husband gets there, and immediately starts, giving passive aggressive insinuations that we should've contacted the office first. Eventually just coming out right and saying it, when nobody would bite at his attempt to engage. This guy went on every time he had an opportunity to speak, about how he "doesn't know how he's gonna explain this one to the office".

At one point I told him "I don't imagine you'll have to worry about anything considering you had nothing to do with it".

He's notorious for taking something our superiors wouldn't care at all about, and making it more dramatic or just outright lying, to start trouble. But hes the bosses husband, so everybody in power likes to at least acknowledge his complaints. Theres been times I've had to take pictures of the comings and goings just to prove what hes saying is being exaggerated and keep myself from being targeted by him. His only goal is to get as many people in hot water as he can a day. There's 4 employees at this one home, we often work two at a time in shifts. This particular day, a guy I'm close friends with, is working as well. That occasionally happens when we have extra clients to take care of. He happens to be the husband of a diffrent dept head. Which she would also be considered my "boss" just not to the extent Mr. Exaggerates wife is. Plus she's close to my age and is easy to work with.

So my buddy has been there longer than me even and he leaves for the day. It's just me and the head bosses husband. He continues on saying condescending stuff all day. Barking orders, and just being his normal unbearable self.

After 5 or 6 hours, I'm just about to blow. Can't handle another word from him. So I text my friend this long diatribe about what an asshole, Mr. Exaggerate, is. About how if we weren't at work and just met in the street, I'd punch him right in the nose. I even laughed about the nick name we call him, which he's never heard. We call him "Jown Perddigo" (not gonna make sense to you all, or even remotely resembles his name, just trust me it's hilarious and very offensive to him). I went on to say he's a little bitch, that is under the boot heel of his bitch wife, that's the reason he has to act out at work. Cause he's a scared little puss, at home. I just unleashed everything I'd been thinking for the last decade.

I didn't program my buddies number. Instead I programmed it under his wife's name cause that's how we had met the first time. I knew she was cool, and would laugh about half of what I said. So I texted it to her number and waited excitingly for the reply. I couldn't wait for their input.

The first notification came in. I look at it. It says "excuse me".

I replied back, "yea he's still being a serious douche nozzle"

The second reply from them comes in. "This is Mrs. Boss, how about I see you tommorow for a meeting"

I had texted Mr Exaggerates wife... My head boss....

Had a lot of explaining to do, but in the end, you know what she said to me?

She said "Yep....I get it" She just had to scold me regardless. He's still unbearable and moronic. It did nothing to change that.