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[–]MaestroLogical174 points175 points176 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Honest answer;
Because you might insist, but you didn't.
[–]cornu6363 points64 points65 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Right? Like you were okay with it too
[–]Toshiba1point098 points99 points100 points 5 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
/r/murderedbywords
[–][deleted] 92 points93 points94 points 5 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Too bad that sub is uber-cucked.
[–]Lubomir199431 points32 points33 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Yeah, it's mostly "sassy" gals over there.
[–][deleted] 25 points26 points27 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Sassy" is code for "condescending cunt".
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sassy = Future cat lady
[–]rw032697-4 points-3 points-2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
How so
[–]U-9471 points72 points73 points 5 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
Sex with a condom is just doing 100 push ups in your bed.
[–][deleted] 57 points58 points59 points 5 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Last time i fucked a chick with a condom i had to think of her much hotter sister to keep hard
[–]PleaseCallMeTomato15 points16 points17 points 5 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
why dont go for her sis then?
[–]zerlingrush43 points44 points45 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
He ain't tall enough for the sister
[–][deleted] 16 points17 points18 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Can confirm. Also didnt make enough for either of those princesses
[–][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hahaha I lol'd.
[–]1nfinitus2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She’s 13
[–]SuperWoosh_LG6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I gotta take me a blue pill if mini-me has to wear a raincoat.
[–]BertTheWelder0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I’d rather jerk off.
[–]Reps4Reece2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is the honest answer. All you can feel with a condom is warmth. Heating up some lube would be a better sensation and I could bust about 45 minutes faster.
[–]v_maet47 points48 points49 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Bitch don't spread your legs if you don't want him to raw dog you
[–]cornu6331 points32 points33 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Raw dog or nah dog
[–]oirectine0028 points29 points30 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Why do women say "I'm not hungry" and then take half your fries?
[–][deleted] 9 points10 points11 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Or want a nibble of desert and eat almost the damn thing
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's an annoying shit test. She's expecting you to take her fries or stop her from taking yours.
[–]no11235824 points25 points26 points 5 years ago (16 children) | Copy Link
No condom no fuck fuck, what's hard about that girls lol
[+]JohnMcCainToHell-15 points-14 points-13 points 5 years ago (15 children) | Copy Link
What's not hard are guy's dicks. Condoms can make sex damn near impossible.
[–]pr3me23 points24 points25 points 5 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
So you're the dude who fucks random girls raw and then comes here to complain about child support bills?
Also, stop deathgripping, get proper sized condoms and get more experience
[–]JohnMcCainToHell0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
Please scour my post history to point out where I complained about child support or even getting someone pregnant.
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
If not now... it’s a question of WHEN
[–]JohnMcCainToHell1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
How do you know I don't have a vasectomy or that I'm married? Oh that's right, you're one those redditors that thinks they know everything about a situation from one comment. Just can't wait to get on your soapbox and shout people down. Good luck with that, ya nunce.
[–]Worse_Username-1 points0 points1 point 5 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
+/u/User_Simulator /u/JohnMcCainToHell
[–]JohnMcCainToHell1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Well you're certainly a worthless POS bot.
[–]Worse_Username-1 points0 points1 point 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
POS?
[–]JohnMcCainToHell0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Piece of shit ie. Worthless
[–]Worse_Username0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's a nice bot.
[–]User_Simulator0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well it's actually a gift to their male employees if you believe men should just hand over power to women, because feels and vagina.
~ JohnMcCainToHell
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[–][deleted] 13 points14 points15 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Then enjoy your HIV
[–]duckduckgoit-1 points0 points1 point 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Never heard of Prep?
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
That was a general point - but if you want all the other STDs out there knock yourself out
There is a drug resistant strain of ghonnoreah and hiv spreading worldwide- you should be aware of this
[–]ChiefWarBear26 points27 points28 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh shit.
[–]TheSilverShade10 points11 points12 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Dayum not even Sub-Zero could freeze that burn
Or Mister Feeze or Iceman or Elsa
[–]Black_Gotenks0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Or any other fictional characters associated with cold temperatures
[–]TheMachoMan559 points10 points11 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
🔥🔥🔥
[–]freezingsama7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's a sick burn.
[–]NightOuts2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
sounds like she fucks a lot of niggas raw. type of bitch with multiple baby daddies
[–]CommanderHeMan3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Anyone else just not exposed to black culture at all?
Just think it’s mildly amusing?
That fake purse reach...oh you’re so sweet!
[–]massy5250 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
As usual no agency. Its someone else's fault that she doen't require a sexual partner uses a condom.
[–]Whirrlz0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Purses are just for their makeup.
[–]msmith1250 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Because they're just a formality, like you pretending to have morals.
[–]ClonazolamIsMe-1 points0 points1 point 5 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
I'm proud to say that I've never owned a condom.
[–]Worse_Username1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
Why is that something to be proud of?
[–]ClonazolamIsMe-2 points-1 points0 points 5 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Because I never needed one. Even ugly betas buy condoms to appease their delusional "just in case" mindset, but I have ascended that. I've never needed condoms, and never will I need them, for there are much more pleasurable things to do than fuck women, such as drugs for example.
[–]Worse_Username0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Ah, so you're asexual?
[–]ClonazolamIsMe0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
No.
[–]Worse_Username0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Hm, sounds asexual to me.
[–]ClonazolamIsMe-1 points0 points1 point 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
No. I'm physically attracted to females, but I am avoidant towards them.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I have the same mindset. I always thought not having any desire to be with women is a form of asexuality even though we'd happily jerk off to porn of women.
[–]ClonazolamIsMe0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I mean, if an attractive, truly passionate, and "cool" woman somehow genuinely found me worthy enough of a potential mate to aggressively pursue me, I would fall for it, which technically disqualifies me from being an asexual.
Of course, to think that a situation like this is plausible would make one out of touch with reality, as men are the nature pursuers of relationships (or maybe it's just social protocol, idk), and there's no way in hell I'd go out of my way to pursue women considering how sketchy that is in our modern society when you look at the risks involved.
[+]suamai-6 points-5 points-4 points 5 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
Has anyone in this sub been to a date? I'm honestly surprised. And sorry for the women who had to endure you.
[–]NotLuceBree2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
Blah blah blah, shaming language shaming language, blah blah blah blah.
Doesn't work here. Come up with something original, cunt.
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