Well, this one is hilarious. I'm always very sexually open with my plates and pretty much condone their sluttery and tell them that it's good and bla bla, just so I can get some more info from them. My plate's told me some shit about her and her sister - and two weeks ago her sister got her boyfriend to agree on a foursome with two other dudes.

My plate says her boyfriend is spineless and dorky. I checked out his Instagram, sure enough. Dude ain't had a haircut in a while and looks like your typical, spineless beta-male wielding a guitar with +8 vagina repellent.

Her sister says she wants to do it again and maybe get him out of the picture, like tied up on a chair and shit. I can't believe what I'm reading.

Honestly, be pro slut. Tell these bitches it's ok to be promiscuous and you will know everything about their sex-life. My plate looks like your typical good girl, very calm and doesn't actually party that much. She also told me she took four dicks in one night some years ago and has done some pretty decadent shit.