So it's Friday night and I'm practicing on my piano, smoking some weed with a plate (former LTR but demoted for bad behavior) when she starts commenting about how hungry she is. I've got plenty of food at my place but she doesn't want to cook. She wants pizza but is broke and I'm not interested in spending any money.
She jokingly says "You think I can convince my friend to buy me a pizza and drop it off?" I'm not really paying attention, sure yeah whatever, I think nothing of it. An hour later lo and behold, this dude shows up with a pizza, chats with her for a few outside, and leaves. Even in my inebriated state I'm a little dumbfounded.
Apparently he originally wanted to take her out to pizza but she told him that she was chilling with me that night, and he settled for a kiss on the cheek as payment. So this dude knew she was staying at some other guy's house, pays for and delivers a pizza to said house, then leaves.
That's pretty much it, not too much to be learned from this other than "don't be that guy." I don't normally make posts but this little event stood out to me and I felt the need to share.
Even when I orbited a girl for over a year and was at my worst I would never pull shit like this. Poor guy.
I know girls who've referred to dudes like this in private when they're not around as "sugar daddy's or pushover's" because they're aware he has no chance but he doesn't .
Sadder still, most of these guys aren't clueless. They know they have no chance. But they've fooled themselves into thinking they don't have any other course. Zero abundance mentality, 100% oneitis, and covert contracts, all rolled up into one miserable pile of shame. Knowing they're failing, but not knowing why.
Is that what a sugar daddy typically is. I would have thought the arrangment be 100% better.....I give you money and take care of you financially to some degree(varies on both their parts), and you bend over whenever the fuck I want and be extra slutty for me.
That is what a sugar relationship is. Women who wanna get sugar but don't wanna give any sugar are called rinsers.
Exactly. I just have a hard time to believe that. I was pretty much at the rock bottom in terms of dating but I would have never done something like that.
They have no pride and no feeling of shame, like public marriage proposals.
Why are public marriage proposals bad?
The failed ones make great youtube compilations.
if you are into cringe, then sure. it makes me feel really bad (but yea, I still watch it, I cant help myself. Just like watching other people get hurt makes me happy. I suppose the tragedy of others makes me feel better?)
Because it's almost blackmailing her. She knows you will be humiliated if she says no plus she herself will look ungrateful to say "no" to such a "romantic" gesture. You are putting her on the spot in public.
It's not fair. And what is the point? You win nothing doing it. in fact you should not marry but besides that, you can only lose. It's just a stupid idea.
I'm not big on marriage as a whole, but most non idiots talk about marriage before the actual proposal so they have a pretty good idea going in.
talking about marriage with a woman before proposal is like asking her whether she wants to sleep with you. dont do that, they dont want it that way.
it seems like every year they get worse and worse. thanks feminism you are doing a bang up job!
He's not a "poor guy" at all. He deserves all future cuckings in every way.
This isn't a us vs them mentality. Those guys are people too. They're just still plugged in by inexperience and most feminist/single mom brainwashing. Most of us here were at some point around the same mindset as the guy in OPs story. A decent man would take the advice from the OP and genuinely hope that the bluepiller from the story one day wakes up and changes himself for the better.
Yes, but at the same time they deserve every second they get screwed. Just like I deserve every Pound I still haven't worked off.
It's the equivalent of being brainwashed to the point where you do not think about your fat. The only thoughts are "damn stairs are hard"
Beta guys that get exploited like this are the inevitable consequence of living in a gynocentric society. Most of us were born into similar brainwashed lives.
Men who get unplugged are just very rare. So I can't shit on this dude, knowing all of us were like him.
That's the power of brainwashing.
The guy OP spoke about is a special breed of retarded. Let's be honest most of us even in our bluepill days wouldn't dream of pulling shit like this. I think the /u/karpathian is correct in saying he deserves every cucking that comes his way. It's people like him that get in government and make laws that further harm men in society as a whole. Extremely beta men like that guy are a danger to us all.
Sure but reveling in that fact is just bad character.
I agree, he allowed it to happened. He does not deserve to be victimized. He is no way in heck a 'poor guy'. He acted based on his rationality, my friend. His act of 'kindness' was simply his best action at that moment.
What. The. Fuck?
His act of 'kindness' was simply his best action at that moment.
No it was supplication to her, definitely not his best action. Jesus titty fucking crhist, do you even sidebar? Why are you here?
I think he meant it was his best action in his blue pill mind, not the best action objectively.
Women know the power their pussies have over men. Any girl who pretends otherwise is playing you.
not all women. all the hot ones know
please. i seen ugly, fat women on their mid 30s getting shitload of attention from men and using them to cook for them, look after their kid, shop etc. lol
This a power we men, give to them. We have this weird reverence to vagina
It's not wierd it's just fucking nature. It's like saying humans have a weird longing for good tasting food. It's nature, not weirdness.
It is weird, it's part of gynocemtrism. You ask a guy if he'll do anything ridiculous a girl asks in order to fuck her and they always reply: "pussy is pussy, man".
It's nature, dude. There's an evolutionary concept called the nuptial gift, wherein the male compiles a shitload of resources and hands it over to the female in order to fuck her. Happens across tons of species. We do it, too, but some of us are smart enough to realize what a raw deal that is.
The thing is, it actually isn't such a bad deal. That's why it is done so much in nature. The problem is, NOW it is a bad deal. Technology like the internet has enabled dating apps, hook up culture etc. Also now females can actually acquire resources at similar levels to men. So it takes a lot more to woo them, and you get a lot less for it.
Also, the media portrays sluts as female "players", when they really should be shunned.
Aha, I know it's natural. But we humans should know better. Men who don't treat women like goddessesactually get laid quite often and many times more than other men.
All power is something that can only be given.
Yes, he did it was going to take on, and respond to criticism generally is a fact.
IDK, shit like this is more recent. Growing up I never saw shit like this. The fuck went wrong?
Show this to any nice guy and I think it'll convert them.
Hahahaha.
Just be grateful you have no idea how deep in the blue pill rabbit hole you can get.
At my worst, I could have walked in on my oneitis taking Chad's dick in her mouth with cum all over her face.
My hamster would pull a Neo and bullet dodge the truth and I'd walk away still believing I had a shot.
This.
As long as a guy has any hope whatsoever that niceguying the shit out of a woman will ultimately bring the result he's told of all the fucking time (that one day she'll know what she truly wants and will remember that he was the only one who treated her decently), he'll continue to bend over.
This fucking website lol. We're all just rehabilitating each other.
The world is my oyster, as it were.
If he went gay this STATEGY would work. But the bending over part would still apply.
No, that's what the purple pill is for.
"Oh, but she wasn't a good girl. NAWALT."
And you may be thinking "but that's just blue pill in disguise." Exactly.
Nah they'll just say that not all of them are like that and some day they'll find their "one" even if it means failing a couple of relationships.
haha. I once had a girl say "I'm sunday fundaying so hard, and since you aren't around can you buy me a pizza and have Dominos deliver it to me?" fuck no.
Be the receiver of pizzas, in college I had a girl send me a pizza while she was away =).
I saw a comment on here earlier today that was a perfect explanation of this behaviour. Don't expect them to feel shame for trying shit like this, think of them more as a door to door salesman. They're selling you affection or hope or whatever you're looking for and they're just wondering if you'll take them up on their offer/deal. If not, no biggie, was worth a shot. The difference is we've been sold the wrong deal in the form of the 'blue pill' (I hate saying that) so we don't understand they're just saleswomen.
They do sell hope. And like a good salesman they aren't butthurt when you say no, they don't even remember it, they just move on.
you should have just had it delivered with cash on delivery (as usual)
explain you figured she was too dumb to use the site
don't explain. just do it. It would a damn good story when you hang out with your bros
I used to have a girl that would regularly send me food. Was awesome.
Jesus, this reminds me of the time I gave away one of my favorite jerseys to some chick in middle school.
When I was about 20, I gave my favorite shirt to my unrequited oneitis. The only time I saw it again was in pictures of her boyfriend wearing it.
Ouch. Dude, that's just......ouch!
Damn. That sucks. I would never give a chick a favorite shirt of mine. If she wants a shirt, she can have one of the generic Hanes black or white t shirts. Those things are pretty cheap and I can find hundreds of those in a freaking Target or any other store.
FULL of discussion on how strong the conservative culture is, women from conservative areas deeply internalize this and others don't.
We've all lost sweatshirts here and there.
Lol a week or so ago some chick tried to take my shirt and it was one I liked so I grabbed some crappy thing I hated and had her change into it at the door.
So she left her top over of course. Freaking girls always leaving shit over on purpose.
Just tell her you tossed it because you weren't sure which plate it belonged to and didn't want the others to be jealous.
One girl asked me for my underwear. I only realized it was weird after I came
Yes, we have but usually it's a plate taking a hoodie as a souvenir=]. I once had a plate take my NWA shirt and use it as bait that I would continue to see her.
Giving away a Jersey is different but I'm not knocking this guy we've all done blue pill things.
If it makes you feel any better, once she got it she probably never looked at it again.
Some chick I used to bang in college got pizza in exchange for a topless Snapchat pic. I told her to send me the Snapchat too.
Send her 5 bucks, see what happens next!
I asked for girl's number once, a barista I would chat up whenever I went for coffee. She wrote something down on a piece of paper and gave it to me. I just stuck it in my pocket, grabbed my coffee and left. Later I saw that it wasn't a phone number that she had given me, but the URL of a web site. I thought, whatever, I'll check it out later. When I did look it up, it was one of these gofundme kind of sites, and she had put up a page describing the trip to Central America that she wanted to take. Holy crap!, I thought. That was audacious!
"Maybe this guy will fund my fuckfest instead of taking me on a lame date."
lol holy shit, audacious is an understatement.
I respect that. It is somehow admirable.
fuck, i need this. honestly seen so many "Send me $5, see what happens" profiles on tinder recently, I'm debating between making one.
I was talking to a girl in my Civil Modeling course (yeah, your as surprised as I am that there was a girl in there, and a fairly pretty one at that). She told me that in middle school this guy would try to give her a sandwhich every day at lunch. She refused, thinking it was his sandwhich, cuz she didn't even notice that he always had two (this guy was literally making an extra for her every day). I just sat there dumbfounded after that story. I mean, I had a beta phase, but my autistic tendencies made it pretty minimal (nothing very bad).
Smh giving away gains like that. When these guys gonna learn.
Purpose > Gains > Money > Bitches
Pussy is like alcohol. It's nice as a treat, after the the real work in life is done. But if you live for it, it will destroy you.
This guy just summed up the real core of Redpill (or at least what it should be)
You do live up to your name.
That was a damn good quote.
You're cool with it knowing your address? It's kind of dangerous letting a betorbiter know where you and his soul mate lay your heads sometimes.
You're right about that. I was just saying yeah whatever because she kept interrupting my composition to talk about food and I didn't think there was a snowball's chance in hell of it actually happening.
Pretty sure I'm safe though, there are sad betas and angry betas, he's of the sad variety. Much more likely to off himself than me or her.
Fuck, that's really sad. Men who still think a soulmate is a good endgame are in for a bad time.
side note: what kinda music you writing? tell me it wasn't a descending minor penetonic progression ???
excellent point. Any dude willing to be such a doormat is obviously not right. He probably can't punch through a wet paper bag, but might snap and try to hit you with his car.
Ouch. Just five more pizzas and he'll earn a free boob squeeze.
Lol, to get that he'll have to marry her
I think women's hypergamy is accelerating and i think the 80/20 rule is heading more towards 90/10. I think betas will get ever more desperate and do increasingly outrageous shit in coming years. Watch this space.
I find the SM to get weirder as I only participate out of lust for the hunt. I get my orgasm by paying for it. But then when I start gaming random girls, I notice an inflated sense of value in most them. Also, the competition is not even trying. They keep talking to the same girl for weeks on end without escalating. While I go for the number on the first meeting.
If it is going to be 90/10 any time soon, it would be the guys' doing.
I have noticed this so much. I would consider myself a decent looking guy who is in great shape and at bars or clubs, even the ugly chicks are hard to hook up with. It's funny when you see disgusting chicks on dating sites with a long list of requirements and many of them are absolutely crazy.
It's getting to the point where I just want to focus on making as much money as possible and occasionally get my rocks off through a happy end massage or paying for sex. As pathetic as that sounds, still cheaper in the long run than pay for a crazy expensive engagement ring and possibly getting divorce raped.
I don't consider the financial aspect of sex anymore. The best se I had was with prostitutes. They make you feel like a god among men and they do things to you that make you feel whole and satisfied. It is rare to find a girl who will suck your dick and take it like a chap, like a pro would do. Plus, you don't give a fuck about them which makes it more fun when you are with them.
I decided I would get a beat up car, amass as much wealth as possible, get a sick house, keep fuckign pros, then game hotties for the hell of it when an opportunity offers itself.
This may be the single most effective game plan ever. Sort of like the sexual market 4 hours week.
I assume you meant beat up car. Depending on how much money I make, I really have decided I don't need to buy the most expensive car I can afford. Just a decent one that gets me from Point A to Point B and is fuel efficient. I don't even need a house depending on where I live. Just a nice 1 or 2 bedroom apartment in a city.
Righr on. I came to these conclusions after a long conversation with y uncle who is living the high life right now. He said to get the cheapest most reliable used car I can find. Get a small house that I can resell when I outgrow it. These things will give e the opportunity to travel, ride awesoe bikes and live comfortably well into my death bed.
There is something to be said about having a nicer car though. If you spend a lot of your life driving, then you really should invest in a car that looks good, drives good, and is comfortable.
But most importantly within your means.
Agreed. I think a lot of us dudes are MGTOW without even knowing it's a thing.
MGTOW is what got me to TRP. Now, I hate the label now. The idea is hee. Any man investing his fucks in his purpose anf life goals is legible to get a ton of pussy. but it seems the guys who made it an ideology and want to fight feminism gave away their right to the women and social dominance for lonely nights infront of an Xbox and a beer.
TRP is MGTOW.
I'm still on tinder and just recently discovered TRP, but the number of "Send me $5, see what happens" profiles on tinder is ridiculous.
Good scam. Would do it if I was a female.
I tend to piss them off when I match with them. Fuck I've considered making a female profile for this.
I guarantee you to make 50$ on daily basis. That's passive income lol .
"former LTR but demoted for bad behavior"
Oh, you guys.
I know, this is exactly why TRP has a bad name...
This is exactly what you do. There are rules each man has. She broke OPs. So he demoted her.
You don't demote someone to a friend, let alone a someone you dated. Girls make horrible friends. Case and point, his story.
Classic Hitchens
But no, you demote them to an acquaintance that you fuck sometimes.
He demoted her to plate status, which means non committed fuck buddy.
Dude... Girls make awesome friends, why the fuck would you not make friends with a decent girl (personality wise) who you weren't attracted to? Female friends are an invaluable asset to have, sure they're useless in terms of reliability and loyalty and don't compare to male friends, but there are countless reasons to make plenty of female friends, as many as you can in fact. If you really need me to state a few then I will, but I shouldn't have to.
Girls that you've dated make horrible friends, if that's what you meant.
Aka, they're god awful friends. Stop calling them friends because that's not what they are.
I'm going to agree just on the fact that female friends will do their best to hook you up with their female friends, that is, if they are truly friendship material.
Female friends are good to observe and reinforce red pill teachings.
You do realize that no one here cares, right?
A girl I was with had a guy from her dorm bring her "sleep over bag" which include pajamas and toothbrush. To a frat house... At 1 in the morning...
Hope she changes those toothbrushes regularly.
She's scrubbin her teeth with something, and I doubt it is toothpaste!
I fucked some girl I worked with last night after a party. About 4 o clock in the morning she tells me her best friend is picking her up from my place. I ask her if he's gay, she says no.
Man, I thought I had settled into "beta" hood after getting into a serious LTR and focusing 100% on my business, but I was wrong. THIS is beta.
This sounds like what is supposed to happen.
Inb4 half the sub crucifies you for smoking the reefer. You naughty boy.
I would have been happier if he smoked soe DMT and went all Buddha on her ass.
Once I had a girl buy me groceries, and she had her bf unload them from the car as she chatted me up in the living room. It was strange. I felt kind of bad for the guy.
That is super strange, I can't even imagine how this would all go down lol
It was nuts. I didn't have sex with her because I felt bad for him.
Being nice worked for the bf then.
Doubtful in the long run though.
Oh wow the beta is too real... good for you poor guy probably thought he was getting somewhere.
Life's precious moments are priceless, for everythingelse there is the American Pussy express mastercard.
Yeah, that is sad as all fuck.
What kind of piano do you have and what would you recommend for a total beginner? I started playing guitar 6 years ago, but would like to transition, because I am more of a piano guy.
Just go on craigslist and get a piano for free. Little old ladies give away beautiful acoustic pianos constantly as they downsize and get arthritis. Figure out your logistics beforehand so you can be the guy who can pick it up today - if you want to spend money, spend it on bringing a piano tuner with you to evaluate it before you haul.
Yamaha with weighted keys A grand piano is great, if you have the money and the ability to get it tuned every now and then
If not, regular ol yamaha weighted keyboard. Weighted being important. The contrast between Plastic and a regular piano is yuuuge
You think this is a good investment? https://www.amazon.de/Yamaha-P-115B-Digital-Piano-schwarz/dp/B00UKW7I8U/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1491133299&sr=8-2&keywords=yamaha+digitalpiano
Ffffffffffffffuck that hurt reading.
There was a post I saw a while back (NSFW) where a girl sent this guy a nude with smileys covering the important parts and said "send me a pizza and youll get the rest ;)"
The guy went to the pizza website, got all the way to submitting her address info, then sent her the screenshot. He didn't buy the pizza for her. She didn't know and sent him her nudes, and after a while asked when's the pizza coming?
jesus christo bro....... That pussy must have some kind of power on these boys because cot damn. Just reading this makes me cringe and a little paranoid. Serious. Ol boy kissed her on the cheek. Meanwhile for all knows you could have just blasted sperm, or slapped your dick on her cheek bro.
Like I said the shits out of hand.I really think the amount of porn young males are watching has something to do with this whole phenomenon going on. I really do.
Free porn has dudes fucked up
I dont know mane, but I really think binge watching porn and masturbating excessively are not good things to do at all. A lot of these so called pseudoscience type things regarding masturbation and the effect it has on humans engaging in the behavior, might actually be seen as legit as time goes on.
The fuck is wrong with young men? Is it just being raised by single mothers? What?
Single alpha widowed mom with 4 younger sisters. Surprised I didn't turn out worse.
That's sad and terribly pathetic. I'm no Red Pill guru, but any man with a semblance of self respect wouldn't go for that kind of bullshit.
It's like feminism and the pizza company got a deal going on.
Maybe that's why most of them are fatties.
I hope you didn't eat that pizza. God knows if the dude came on it from the build up of getting a peck or something.
Holy mackerel what a little bitch, lol
Pizza boy of course
Yeah.. not sure if I believe this fairytale
Nah, this shit does happen.
But is it that bad? Are some orbiters that dumb?
I seriously can't believe it. I've been a mild beta some time in my life, but this low or giving free shit, hell nah dawg. The most I did for a girl was to buy a shot of tequila and I didn't even found her attractive, just out of total pity.
Yes.
My first exposure, I was a senior in high school (14 yrs ago). A girl calls me to help with a tire change. I get there and her boyfriend is there. I check the trunk not only is there a tire in the trunk, so is a jack and 4-way. I started laughing and tell her that her bf could do it, he has everything. Surprised I did that, I was incredibly blue pill back then.
Recent exposure (2 months ago), my demoted LTR but we have a kid together, MY STUPIDITY. I told her I would be to tired to cook after working an unscheduled 12 hour shift. She apparently put a few posts out on social media and I come home to two guys who are confused about the other one being there, one with godfather's pizza and the other with some hyvee deli chicken. I grab a leg and a slice sit down and eat. I suggested they eat some too since they bought it but they felt uncomfortable staying. They understood helping me and my son's mother out since we are separated but trying to raise a good kid. Supposedly they had issues with the other one being there.
It does. I was with this girl for awhile and he used to buy her all this stuff, clothes, ice skates, you name it. I was skeptical and asked her if she knew he expected a return on all this stuff, she didn't care. I didn't care either, I just didn't want her to get murdered when he snapped.
Nope if she wants it she's paying for it
That guy was me, really hope you guys enjoyed the jizz I left for you under the cheese. Oh yeah, and I rubbed the bread between my shitty ass cheeks before it got baked.
What, you think you and that skanky ho got a free pizza out of me? I established dominance, you're my bitch now. David Icke is a lizard man.
This post got my crying man. What a reversal. Funny if pizza boy rubbed his dick and balls all over the pizza
Huge red flag when a chic is that much of a user. Watch your back. You swallowed the pill, but she will "cut your throat" given the chance.
I'd demote to her parasite then block her number.
Fuck i'm glad even in my blue pill days...that was never me.
Some of you guys think you're so cool for saying stuff like this.
Having standards? Yes. Yes, that's cool.
Yep, she (cakeboy1995) should try it some time.
Thats pretty sad for that beta boy.
But you can be sure she is probably kissing a lot more than that one guy.
Sounds like she is redpilled and playing YOU OP. I would watch out for this one. She is onto your tricks!
A few months ago my friend and I set up a Tinder account using a fake Facebook profile of a girl we made, just to test RP truths. In that night we had 2 men deliver pizza, ordered and paid for, to our house because we were "so busy studying" and we "promised we'd make it up to them".
I should really do a post about this because it was absolutely fucking mindblowing.
You gave your address to strangers on tinder and scammed them. Smart move.
I was chasing a girl years ago. We had two dates. Seemed to be going well. So I popped in to her work one day with two coffees. Figured it was a "nice" thing to do. She was in the parking lot with a co-worker and was being weird. I realized he was an interest of hers and that she was trying to protect her investment in him by brushing me off and being dismissive/disrespectful.
Stunned by this revelation, I found myself handing over the second cup, despite all this and was disgusted with myself. I hesitate just enough as I held it out, that as she went to grab at it I let it go and it fell at our feet.
I wasn't being malicious or trying to flip her the bird or anything. I was more concerned with not being a sucker and being able to look myself in the mirror.
I wish my girlfriends had more guy friends like this lol.
Oh she does, young boy. She just doesnt tell you about it because theyre Chads. Sidebar.
Faggot who likes little boys with a month of lurking trolls and then tells me to read sidebar. Hilarious. This charlatan hasn't even limped into stage one yet and already projecting HAM. Can't even read. I say girlfriends, plural, and responds with she, probably because OP has only fingered one girl in his life.
Haha after reading your post history I shouldn't have even responded. Your trolling skills are at least as weak as your life game.
Are you going to lose frame or remain stoic like an oak tree? Based off projection, alphas dont get shaken up so easily unless it really hurt them inside. I have been here since all the reformed betas like you have completely ruined it. You are making a fool of yourself, young boy. I will only say this one more time, and one time only. Read the sidebar.
Didn't read. I don't rent space in my head to cucks and faggots no matter how badly they need to be validated.
You should have booted her out then.
what happened when you woke up?
Ate some leftover pizza and went to the gym
So you ate the pizza and her
Why was this downvoted? OK so even if he ate the pizza and her pussy that means he's captain blue pill overnight?
Dude's diet should be nothing but protein and vegetables. Downvoted because he ate pizza. I haven't had pizza in forever.
Fuck that, pizza every now and then only hurts a fat person.
OK, agreed regarding the diet however some of the younger dudes can eat pizza and still stay shredded. At 29, I cannot.
What's wrong with eating pussy?
But but she's going to call me later.
Now be very careful here that you aren't misinterpreting. They could have quickly set up their next fuck date whilst talking outside. Remember she's a plate so she's free.
I'm thinking he got more than a kiss on the cheek.
Cool. I have a new goal now.
OP, one advice to you about your girl. You should fuck such losers, but never have a relationship with them.
Sorry guys. That was me.......
few years ago.
Funny thing is that pizza boy is probably convinced and is bragging to his friends about how this girl is so into him and calls on him whenever she needs something.
Reminds me of a game i used to play with a chick i used to see. We'd go out to bars and see how many drinks we could score off random chumps buying her drinks- she'd go ask if they'd buy her a drink, then order 2 and bring one back to me.
Fun times.
I woulda ordered a pizza to their address and made them pay cash lol
I don't think the creature this story is about qualifies as a "dude" or "guy", my man. Holy fuck.
Thats the fucking rock bottom. You cant get lower. Bless him.
Chick is a whore lol. She kissed a dude for a pizza...scratch that, she has talked to a dude enough that they have a relationship so close that she has his number and and is willing to bring her shit. You are the chump as well...take you red pill. I hope you are man enough to to be self aware. We should build a subreddit around that idea.
Wait! Women see sex and affection as a transaction? There should be a subreddit built around that idea.
Why did you copy what I replied?
Oooh, comment section fight's bout to go down!
No fight, just an asset kicking ..good times goose times
I hope you realize that she blew him in the hallway for the pizza.
"chat outside and kiss"
lmao okay
he's probably just her buddy who works at dominoes who will bring her a pie for dome
You do realize that women don't have to put out, AT ALL, to get what they want from thirsty betas, Right?
Just keep them orbiting with the slim hope of ever moving forward and they'll be at her beck and call.
I hear that, but as someone who could not have possibly been more beta - I still have issues believing that betas like the one in OP exist. Maybe I'm naive still.
I'd bring a pizza to a friend, even one of the opposite sex, just because I'm friends with them.
Hard to believe, I know!
Comments like yours are the reason so many outside of this sub have an issue with you guys. You are just throwed off in a terrible way.
Friends don't ask friends to drop off pizza and leave. Doing so demonstrates a lack of respect for your time, resources, and companionship. If your "friends" are doing this, they see you as a sucker, not a friend. Don't be a sucker.
I'm working with a guy who is dating a woman. They met 2 months ago, she was 7 months pregnant. She gave birth Friday. He still hasn't had sex with her. So he's taking care of her while she's pregnant with another man's kid and already had a daughter from her marriage.
Trust me, worse men exist.
I tried what I have a regular schedule to go halfway across the Middle East.
That was me. I actually deliver pizzas
I assume after that, he went home and cut off his own ear like Van Gogh? Or would that take too much self respect
Highly doubt this happened. You have a former girl over and she's just casually sitting there watching you play piano? LOL okay... you know how corny this sounds right? The really sexy chicks aren't out chilling with dudes who are playing the piano, they're out with a real man. Unless of course you paid her to be there.
Real men play instruments and do bad ass things with their hands. I agree piano isn't as alluring as let's say guitar, but if he's good at it then it works for him.
He never said she was super sexy. He said she was his ex gf.
Maybe their both Asian and their culture forces piano upon them as an instrument. Either way you're being a dick.
As a musician that majors at a jazz school, the really sexy chicks love drinking wine and feeling classy beside a skilled musician. How much classier can you get than playing piano, having a joint and a couple of drinks?
By the way, it's the classy feels all for less than 15 bucks.
Joint, playing piano, couple of drinks... LOL unbelievably corny. No wonder you're on this sub trying to figure out how to get girls and keep them. Here's a hint; don't be so fucking cringy. No woman in this world thinks it's sexy that a man can play the piano.
I'm an MMA fighter, and you play the piano, who do you think she wants to fuck and go home with? 🤔
Probably me, because im not on steroids.
Lol deep down you know the truth.
Deep down, I couldn't give a mammoth's final shit.
you should try being good at music sometimes, it's a lot of fun ;)
I play piano, guitar and sing.. girls come over and ask me to play songs and never want me to stop. a "real man" lmao. You know how many bitches would bend over backwards to fuck musicians? Too bad they're not real men hahah.
Yeah actual musicians. Not some self absorbed social retard playing the piano after inviting a girl over. Lmao so corny!
Real men do whatever the fuck they want. Seriously.
You're completely on the wrong track.
Dude... just... what?! This is some ignorant shit here. I don't play any sports, workout just enough, but play the fuck out of guitars and piano.
Right now, I'm recovering from a threesome with LTRs. Every man has their strengths if they know how to use them. Don't hate because you're tone deaf.
Who the fuck invites a girl over and then plays the piano while she sits there watching? Do you know how corny and cringy that is? 100% positive it's a made up story.
Also I'm not "tone deaf", I'm just socially aware enough to know how cringy that is.
That was me bro, the pizza was purchased using a dnm cc I bought for 1 dollar. Sorry, when you get a text "pizza = blowjob later?" whats a man to do? Also clean your bathroom up a little, it's disgusting.
Why the downvotes? This is pretty obvious April fools bait.
It had nothing to do with April fools, it was a dickhead joke to show that sometimes "that guy" isn't the beta you think he is. In the scenario I said , the OP could be "that guy" that provides a place to chill, weed to smoke and comfort and the dude he thinks is a beta could just be some dude that bought a bunch of pizza with a stolen credit card and dropped one off to her. He may have even fucked her in OPs house before. He's an orbiter and she told him that it's for her in OP and he chats for a few moments then leaves....ok bro. That's what she told you.
If there is something I've learned about women it's when they will sometimes be .....less than fully honest about other guys. He's either a "real man" who is the super boyfriend that is so good to her friend or he's the little dick loser. Many readers will recognize little dick loser, hes the guy that she cheated on you with but then went back to you. When she dumps you, you suddenly have the little dick though.
Just seeing way too many posts where the OP is the alpha and the other dude is some beta schmuck and it's not (only) because I don't believe the OP it's in many cases probably truly how they feel but its usually because the female has made them feel this way.
Let's take an honest look at the OP. He's with a "plate" that he admits was LTR but he demoted for bad behaivor (which means other guys), on a Friday night , at his house spending time with her to the point of while he is practicing a skill/hobby he enjoys ,instead of sending her home he lets her linger.
There's a million angles too look at from. End of story is both are betas cause girl gets what she wants at the end using her pussy as currency.
Joke or not... Delivering pizza to a bitch at another's place is always beta. You're over-analytical bro.