When women go to a night club they want the night club experience and the guy who provides it best is the stereotypical night club guy. Women don't go to clubs to have intellectual conversations, political debates or learn about the historical significance of your double lightning bolt tattoo. They go to have fun with Night Club Guy.
The problem for most Red Pill men is that they are not Night Club Guy. While they could look, lift and dress like Night Club Guy, which definitely are prerequisites for success. In their soul they are not Night Club Guy. Night Club Guy can talk to basic bitches without feeling resentment and feel good in a basic environment, because Night Club Guy is a basic bro who speaks lives and breathes basic.
The main barrier to success with with basics is resentment towards basics. How long can you listen to a women mouth vomit about the new Starbucks Mermaid Frappuccino before you decide to help George Soros depopulate the earth with Super Aids? How long can you stoop to the basic level before you start resenting yourself for stooping to the basic level? You can't win the basic game unless you play the basic game. You also can't play the basic game well because you hate the basic game too much to emotionally align with the basic game.
The question is: How do you enjoy the unpleasant enough to excel at it? Most people will say if you don't like something you shouldn't do it. That's stupid. In this life there are plenty of times you have to win a game you dislike. The prevalence of unpleasant games is only going to increase as the West becomes more cucked and plebian. Choosing not to win or not to play is for losers.
The answer is a cynical implementation. Instead of telling yourself to endure drunk basics mushing their genetalia together while Lady Gaga destroys your ability to hear your future grandchildren, tell yourself that you are going to become the most basic basic. Start by telling girls they smell like Bath and Bodyworks. You won't be able to hear them so watch their facial responses. If it's neutral or negative yell I'm just here to party! Then disappear like a Black father. If it's positive take her to the dance floor and grind to Rhianna's We Found Love in a Hopeless Place. After exactly two songs of dick butt grinding and one song of face to face dick thigh/vagina grinding, yell your cool but I have to find my friend. Hand her your phone. Regardless of the outcome disappear faster than Luke Skywalker's Black father Darth Vader. If a fat girl starts talking to you shield yourself with a random guy and yell my friend is in love with the shape of you. Then disappear like Kenyan Economist Barack Obama Senior.
A cynical interpretation allows you to perform a lot of functions that would otherwise challenge your internal state without compromising your internal state because provides an ironic distance. Remember you're not doing the thing. You are making fun of the thing by doing it. Are you in a Gender Studies Class? Be the biggest Feminist there. Girlfriend starting drama with you? Pretend to be her dad. Boring meeting? Become the embodiment of the company man. Leader of an internet hate group? Challenge yourself to take it as far as possible.
Whatever the task, if you have doubts about it you can shield yourself from internal contradiction of by becoming a deliberate stereotype. People are tribal. They like people who are like them. They hate those that are not. The tribe always rewards those who conform to the tribe even if the conformity is a satire. The tribe is too stupid to comprehend satire but is ruthless in punishing nonadherants.
In conclusion be the douchiest night club guy, the meatiest meat head, and the most progressive college student. If you play a game then play to win or don't play at all. Morals and values are for idealistic losers too deluded to comprehend how the world functions. People don't care who is right only who is on their team. Be on everyone's team. But most importantly be on your own team and don't tell anyone about it.
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I almost felt like you were making fun of TRP, but that just isn't possible as everything you say is SO in line with TRP. I'd ask my dad to help me understand, but he went out for cigarettes years ago and still hasn't come back.
/u/GayLubeOil IS making fun of TRP.
To be more specific, he's treating TRP (along with life, women, tragedy, and everything else) with just the right amount of irreverence.
The purpose is to take enjoyment of everything in your life, including the failures, the resulting humiliations, and every deeply-held fear that tells you to exercise restraint and caution when it doesn't make sense to do so.
Can't it be both? Just because we are unplugging, that doesn't mean we stop being human and all the retarded shit that goes with it.
Motherfucking dialectical thinking! Right on.
Most of the guys here are pretty slow, yah glo has been mocking you stupid fucks for atleast the last couple of years. Usually he wants to peddle his t-shirts or fitness program. Since most of you are dumb fucks, you should sign up with Glo's fitness program.
You could sign up for my fitness program but it would probably kill most of you. You need to sign a waiver form first and if you die or become injured, you need to agree you will pay for your burial costs or medical costs. Hopefully you stupid fucks out and out die since it cheaper just to bury or cremate you. I prefer cremation since I can just FedEx your remains back home for maybe $40.
As for your stupid parents suing me for getting stupid snowflake killed, you will sign a waiver form, all lawsuits will be settled in my jurisdiction. Where I live, I am not legally responsible for your stupidity.
Anyway it better you dumb fucks give your money to GLO or me, since you will just waste it on stupid stuff anyway.
My fitness program has helped a lot of people and and my Shirts were printed on high quality Tri Blends and professionally desighned. I'm to big of a narcasist to attach my name to a product I don't belive in.
As far as I'm concerned either I lead the lost boys of TRP or someone else does. After extensive research I think I'm better than pretty much everyone else in the game.
Who else would you rather give your money to Roosh, Paul Elam, Dean Esmay?
I hope none of your shirts have words printed on them. Would hate to buy a "Train Hard" shirt and receive 'trian Harrd' instead.
A lot of my bodybuilder friends make shirts for their fans. I hired a professional artist and went in a fun new direction. A lot of dudes still tease me about my shirts but I learned a lot about apparel design and online marketing.
Overall it was a very beneficial experience for me.
I would. Unfortunately all of their tripleXL shirts are out of stock atm. :(
We all play a role, sometimes we choose the role, sometimes it is chosen for you.
My problem is I don't really give a fuck most of the time and I got bored. I want to one of their fancy show digs, they had $80 duty bottles of whiskey there, lots of different types. Large amounts of whiskey make these events fun. And I wanted to drink a profit since it was free.
After I told them what a bunch of pussies they where, they first tried their standard social threats, I laughed at them. Then they went into their hug box huddle and tried to ignore me. Anyway after I drank a huge profit in whiskey, I went home.
This then solved the problem about being invited to this social group. I also provided them with something to talk about, three years after the fact, they still talk about me. Usually the members one on one will tell me, you made quite an impression there.
https://youtu.be/r8JNPXdSmhQ
Do you have any other photos/ videos of yourself and clients to show you know what you're talking about?
Yes http://cdn2.btrstatic.com/pics/showpics/large/979829_GG1avl24.jpg
https://twitter.com/GayLubeOil/status/856739071049121793
I said "other" meaning other than your same twitter avatar. And is that second one a progress pic or just two different angles?
If we get on Skype I can file transfer a bunch of pictures for you
His hair is longer in the second one and he's leaner
are you sure your dad isn't barack obama sr?
Plot twist. He was gonna surprise you with a new bike and got robbed and murdered on the way home.
The coup de grâce.
Anyway, classic Roman thought. Become their leader first; then you can find a cliff to lead them off. Be sure to empty their wallets first (a modern western addition).
Hey, wait a minute...
I think there is something very entertaining about making the members of an internet hate group as muscular as possible. It's meaningful work and trolling the Progressive establishment at the same time.
At least they won't call you a fat neckbeard when they are trying to destroy your life.
Some may even offer you some company while your life burns down around you
I'll bring the marshmallows
The best thing about your life burning down is that you can rise again like a phoenix. The SJWs are going to create enemies which are more powerful and complex out of enemies who were previously just doing their thing.
Story of my life man.
Don't listen to GLO, he is just trying to mislead you. It is better for you stupid fucks to sign up for my cult. All male members need to self castrate themselves and then I will have them work on my Hacienda for free. All of the money your earn will go towards my charities which specialize in rehabilitating wayward bargirls.
This will give all you stupid fucks meaning in your dull and boring lives. Don't listen to GLO he is a psychopath, listen only to me.
What flavored koolaid do you serve?
We don't have koolaid here, only Tang.
They can call me a neckbeard, but I'm a neckbeard with arms the size of trashcans and more energy than the motherf***ing SUN.
why do people bother censoring themselves online
genuine question
Might be more of an emphasis thing rather than actual censoring, a bunch of *** stands out more than just letters.
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Here's the thing we are writing sex advice for 18-23 year old boys. There is something inherently funny and satirical about that. It's my opinion that anyone who takes themselves here 100% seriously is a miscalibrated blowhard.
And honestly there are a lot of miscalibrated blowhards in the manosphere with charts diagrams and scientific step by step protocols for vaginal escalation. Also a lot of the boys here are depressed and unhappy and they desperately need humor.
Finally I belive there is a unique Bro Tone, and men especially the ones isolated from meaning male interaction crave that bro tone. Women appreciate it as well. I'm doing my best to develop that stylistic element in my writing.
always entertain yourself
Video is on point, listen PEEPS.
That's the thing. Once those boys start reading up on this stuff they have this personal epiphany that they should cut out anything that doesn't align with personal improvement and start upon a straight and narrow path. The irony is that once you do that, you become a pariah to everyone around you. Just how people newly converted into a religion will give up all of their vices and then preach to everyone they know about it. All their friends will start to distance themselves.
38th Law of Power: Think as you like but behave like others
What's the secret to your mind clarity? How are you able to zoom out and see things for what they are? Do you have it when interacting with others?
Oh, and, your writing is absolutely brilliant:
Writing is one of his professions outside the gym. Literal mastery
Why do you think TRP is having less success at converting its following to money?
The PUA scene took a lot less time.
PUA sells men sex which is pretty straight forward. The Red Pill sells an ideology which is more complex to monetize.
Nevertheless my Fitness/ Positive Masculinity business has been going well so it's definitely possible.
Would you trust your money to an ethos which openly promotes it's deceitful, amoral nature?
The way I greet old friends is a middle finger and an insult. Hey fuck wad. Or something like that. You know you're on the inside when you get a finger from me and I'm not nice to you.
There must be some irreverence and humor in male to male interactions, or it's nothing more than a business meeting
Same here. I greet the best friends like "ooh its you again, fuck."
You mean those who believe that the goal of RP is to have your dick permanently wet? While it's actually a side-effect of the self-improvement?
And you are getting it down to a fine art. I have long thought you are the most talented writer in here. Keep up the good work mate, funny and enlightening stuff.
Life should be effortless, enjoyable, and vaguely annoying towards others.
Reminds me of The Other Guys when Mark Wahlberg learns modern arts and contemporary dance sarcastically to make fun of people.
Fucking phenominal reminder that to win (and as you say, why else play?), one has to provide what others want.
Not what YOU want but what they want
Boss picked someone else to run with the project? Express quick disappointment at not being chosen and tell him you support the decision. Then run circles around that other guy going forward.
Bitch cheating on her husband with you? She doesn't want to hear about your day and problems with traffic and your idiot boss giving away your project. She wants a muscled asshole to make her feel desired and special. When she asks how your day is going, text back that its good to be the King.
And yea..women at nightclubs want attention from douchebags who don't give up their attention easily like a thirsty incel
Noone ever made friends by disagreeing with each other. The world is about giving, not taking. Give people what they want, and reward them with more if they give you what you want.
yup, the masses worship father figures who give forgiveness and understanding
But will they still respect them? It's good to understand and to forgive, but you need to draw a line.
Yeah I think TRP can almost be defined by trying to honestly pin point where the line between giving people what they want and taking what you want is. I thought for a long time TRP was about force feeding weaklings the practice of unapologetically taking what you want, but now I understand that that's only one side of the coin.
Damn I think I may have just made a breakthrough. Thanks for that
Its good to be the king. That is also the overall tone women want on tinder. They're not there to get a bf or husband.
Amused mastery is kind of like this.
You find the basic-ness and conformity of the places you go and the things you do to get women mildly amusing. You say the right things, you do the right things, but you carry yourself with this certain swagger and very slight smirk, as though you know something she doesn't and find everything she does cute like a six-year-old. You're the perfect "nightclub guy" or whatever kind of guy fits the situation to get laid, but still "different from all the other guys" and she can somehow tell "there's something special about you."
I liken this to the feeling one gets after years of digesting TRP, and it finally clicks. I felt a new abundance that I hadn't felt the likes of before, and began taking a more paternal attitude towards women. Don't take them seriously, they're the most responsible teenager in the house.
https://youtu.be/I6nXrNBpcUk
Try actually following the link and watching the video.
You have to "play the part" of a Night Club Guy.
Make it into a joke... but play along with the environment.
Don't try to turn the nightclub into something it's not supposed to be.
The video is hilarious.
no lizard people, no illuminati, no Jewish texts.
Who is this man who speaks of game?
The Globalist Tyranny is a very real and very bad reality, but you don't go to a nightclub and seek Truth.
Have fun at the nightclub... play the part.
I'm not always "Mr Serious" I'll go out and goof off in a place like this... it can be fun to get hammered and act like you are on the Jersey Shore.
As much as I love the various characters played by the more prominent EC's, I also really love the comments that show most of the time they're just ordinary dudes, albeit based ones.
Kind of helps you remember that everyone on the internet is a person.
I've found that at every level of society from the psychopaths at the top to the innocent betas at the bottom you can enjoy something of interest about them.
Those at the bottom are really warm innocent people.
Those at the top are interesting because of the sheer power of manipulation and cruelty. One is fascinated by how cruel it goes.
So be open to the full spectrum... see everything.
Holy mother of god. This man is a genius.
Settle down sparky. It's also possible he's in touch with his plebian side. Then again, I just spelled penis wrong.
In its own way, this reminds me of Agree + Amplify.
The shit test is quite literally the shit that society's become. Definitely going to start doing this, fits my personality & sense of humor well. Appreciate it GLO.
It is funny how tribal people become, even with the douchiest trends (e.g. trendy and stupid tattoos, etc.). At some point people become caricatures of themselves.
Women are funny, though. So many of them don't want to just date a man, but a man with a certain type. "I just love cowboys." "I want to fuck a guy in uniform." "I want to date an outdoorsy boy." And on and on it goes. I think having a niche market can give you an advatage with a lot of women. I have a nice beard, and some hipster 20-year-olds want to fuck me just because I have hair on my face. Go figure.
In clubs there is very little game and lots and lots of looks.
By the way, in UK at least, there are no pretty girls in clubs. There are no hot men in clubs either. They all went to check out Tinder and never came back. The last time I went to a club I was the best looking guy in there, and I'm ugly as a fucking sin. Did me no good, though, the place looked like a Greenpeace emergency beach.
Law 38: "Think as you like but behave like others."
Thanks for reminding me to brush up on my laws.
Very good post. At the end of the day, what matters is the outcome. If acting is necessary to get it, so be it, there's other instances in which you can be truthful.
That said, I didn't get why you would run away after getting the number from a chick you were grinding with in a club. If she's up for it, she's up to bang that night.
Club logistics are an absolute nightmare especially once her girlfriends are involved. I personally prefer to get multiple numbers and seal the deal later then to deal with that bullshit.
Tell me about it. I've never picked up from a bar. I have often run day game, and the bar was a nice closing venue before the house.
It's like hearding cats
Interesting theory. I can see how that can often be a problem... also it's a thing that most guys wouldn't do, so there's a chance she will remember you. I would say 10% should be up for meeting on another day.
You don't want to have scarcity mentality with women at the club. You also don't want to be a clinger or waste your time with women who arnt interested in you. Also the simpler the interaction the easier it will be to implement.
My best asset to getting laid is saying polerizing fucked up shit. Women can't hear anything at the club, which is why this is my protocol.
Key is to get the girls out of the bar, but then you end up with another logistics problem.
What timing, just happened to watch Petersons impression of KEKistan before this.
Also, the GLO meta on this is not lost on me.
This is literally how I have friends and do anything ever. Can confirm it works
I am really lost at night club game. One reason is, I do not like the phenomenon itself and cannot stand it for a hypothetical fuck. Everything is so stupid about night life. I am not having fun myself, therefore never giving the vibe as well. I approach and lift, I am confident as well no problem about social things, but since I genuinely fuck up at night life my game is always incomplete. I am known for my dark humor and sarcasm so maybe I should try trolling hard when I am out, rather than looking bored. Nice advise
The problem is your mindset and this is what this post is trying to address. If you are unhappy you can not excel. By turning the endevor into a satirical game and limiting yourself to the most basic plebian interactions you will increase your probability of sliding into a basic plebes vagina.
Complex interaction like sarcasm, dark humor, etc doesn't work with plebes. It confuses and angers them. Do your best to talk about the most retarded shit possible.
Thanks for the advise man. I appreciate it. I definitely need to work on my night life game.
I have experienced this, and needed to hear it. Thank you.
Law 38... Remember it. Use it.
came down the comments section to find this and upvote
This is one of glo's best posts , especially the part about trolling everybody, even TRP.
I find this sub to be an endless source of entertainment.
the not so subtle reference to yourself having the correct amount of 'ironic distance' to TRP. Your writing tone is like a combination of maximum amused mastery, cynicism/ironic distance, profane humor and 100% honesty.
you aren't just telling us how to implement some RP strategy or principle, you're actually demonstrating it in the post itself..
good post, your sense of humor is the best.
Best I've read in a long time. Thanks.
Great post - it's a fact of life that you're going to have to enter other people's frame and you will do things that go against what you believe. Fortunately we don't owe anyone our honesty, so if we are in those situations, we can use that as an opportunity to entertain ourselves.
Life and social interactions are not black and white, they're grey. I feel that what works in one group won't work in another group. I've been at Bernie Sanders' parties and I've told the supporters there that I'm a trump supporter and I've explained why, and I've gained a lot of respect for that. I've been around stubborn people too, and if you try the same approach they call you every -ism in the book.
I have a unique sense of humor. My jokes work with some types of girls and they love it, but other girls look at me like I'm weird and lose interest.
Sometimes before first dates, I go on the girls facebook and twitter and talk about things she likes to talk about on there. If she's really stubborn, and I say things I know she wants to hear, her face just lights up and I don't have to put much effort. If she's more submissive, I try to get her in my frame. If the girl is really shy, I feel like I have to be more friendly and do more talking. If the girl looks like a bitch, I swear they respond really good to dread and me being a huge asshole.
The conclusion I'm drawing is that you have to know your audience and know how to talk to them.
I've been where you are. It's a sad thing to lose so much hope, to grow so cynical and play the game against everyone else, because you believe there is no higher game. We all did someday man, and even playing the game won't delay the inevitable, where we will think back on whether we "showed them all" or kept our hearts and feeling what we had to, we did it our way.
Even turning it on the others, it's still selling out. Maybe it makes you feel better from the pain, but it's not the way and you know it. You once knew it much better too.
But someone else defies gravity, and his name is Jesus Christ. He's someone who didn't play the game better than everyone else, someone who is the megaboss of ultimate bosses, and while your article was hilarious and witty, Jesus gives hope for a better way than the one you embraced in bitter sadness and anger. The hurt you feel isn't the end. Not if you go to Him.
Holy fuck, you are even better at trolling that GLO! This is spectacular!
Man this piece is solid gold, I'm cracking up. Totally true though, definitely something I have to work on.
Best post in the month so far! A great reminder, any video or show that show people acting like this?
Projecting much? Go stroke your plebeian ego elsewhere... You condescending passive-aggressive fuck.
GLO, I fuckin love you man.
Just the fact that it is written by GayLubeOil makes the entire text exponentionally better. It makes me want to read more and more, and would only accept the RP be rectally inserted by you <3. No homo, maybe just a little for you.
If a fat girl starts talking to you shield yourself with a random guy and yell my friend is in love with the shape of you.
How do I become more basic tho
drink a shitload at the club and do coke in the bathroom stalls. that will drop your iq by a few dozen points and give you the party boost at the same time
im game for that but my career involves me using my brain. that's my biggest worry tbh. i lose my brains, i lose the job, i lose the money, i lose the women
you only lose it for the weekend. if you stay off booze and just do coke, it will actually sharpen your wits at the meetings.. although, most likely will lead to addiction and a hole in your septum
I love how you put in your cool but I have to find my friend because I imagine a douchey collegebro SPEAKING as if he spelled "you're" incorrectly. Like you can just tell by how he says the word that in his brain, he believes it to be "your".
Or maybe you just spelled it wrong.
I like it better my way, though.
why do you think i got to the gym 4 times a week. it's not to get healthy it's so i can roll up to the girls in the club and go " hey ladies want to tickets to the gun show"
great post man... i learnt a lot thnaks
Golden advice from the master himself. I wonder how people will try and spin this. "Oh, I am an introvert", "Oh, I am to intellectual for that drivel", "Oh I prefer to bond first".
Nonsense!!!
Your posts are pretty funny dude, with all the hyperlinks that you include hehe.
I don't need someone to tell me I've been seasoned here, all I need is to guess after reading that it was GayLubeOil who wrote it.
I resent this post.
Luke's father wasn't black. Get your shit straight before you spout lies like that.
/s
GLO you killed it with this one.
GLO strikes again. Pure fucking gold right here.
Thank you so fucking much!
This post seems kind of satirical, but here's a serious question:
Why talk to these girls if you find it so unpleasant to talk to them? Why subject yourself to all this just to have sex with someone you don't even enjoy spending time with?
Sex is nice, but it's not worth it if you have to jump through all these hoops and try to pretend like you're something that you hate. That seems like the attitude of someone who puts sex on a pedestal and is really desperate to get it. It doesn't seem healthy for your mental well-being.
This "game" isn't worth playing. It's not hard to find someone you actually enjoy spending time with and get sex without having to try to turn yourself into a sociopath.
You are conflating the pleasure of sex with enjoying connecting/spending time with someone. Someone can seek out sex without wanting to pursue a relationship with someone.
Is it healthy for your mental well-being? I don't know and I won't speak on that. But the game can be played for different results.
No, I'm saying you don't have to subject yourself to trying to pretend to be a sociopath to have sex. That just seems desperate and not worth it. It's much more effective to just talk to people you get along with.
we got different definitions of the word sociopath
Sociopathy is basically acting with a conscience or empathy, which is what the post is advocating.
agree with the first part, disagree with the second
Wow. This is the exact opposite of what it means to be a man.
You're promoting conformity of values that aren't your own so you can fit into a crowd. Any "alpha" wouldn't feel the need to fake it to fit in, as honoring values comes first.
It doesn't matter if you're acting. Breaking values is breaking values.
You're looking for MGTOW. This is a sexual strategy forum. Sexual strategy is immoral. We're here to drink beer and fuck sluts. Sluts are basic. The more intellectual of us have a hard time dropping our intelligence levels to that of a drug-addled dick-crazed slut.
More tl;dr so I don't have to wade through your pseudo - intellectual bullshit please, thanks. I don't know why you guys feel the need to write novels in this sub, it doesn't make you look smarter...
eh if u do satire as mockery they are worse than with nonadherants.
I can't figure out how to PM you but I would be interested in the fitness coaching client position. Please PM me details.
Honestly, I think you are giving TRP community a bit too much credit. Still a quality post tho!
I got a new job where everyone is VERY basic in their personalities, and this is my take.
For this alone this post gets in TOP 10 TRP posts this year.
Where can I find guys like GLO in my life??
I liked the last two paragraphs. Everything else was all over the place.
George soros and cucks, amiright?? Lolololololo
For me, it depends on the club and what is going on there. Some places are just too loud, too crowded, or full of people that are just not for me. So I hop to the next bar and recon that. If there were just one I'd get creative (try new types of pickup location or forum). Forcing yourself to play a game you don't like is the scarcity mentality. If I were going to do that I might as well just pay for it and avoid the hassle.
Tl;dr - amused mastery and agree & amplify to absurdity.
TLDR but the videos were funny.
This stuff is not necessary guys.
Take your political correct virtue signaling and go fuck yourself with it. We have heartiste in the side bar click the link take a good look around. Then unsubscribe.
You just respond in command form.
Please sir, would you be so kind and go fuck yourself.
Hm. Not a very funny or necessary comment.
This community does not need to put down any specific demographics of men from any race. I don't see how that's beneficial to the red pill community. Would you like to explain to me how it is?
Last thing this community or pretty much anybody else needs is any kind of neomarxist bullshit.
If you need people being PC there is shitload of safes spaces for people like you.
Btw if you have troubles with jokes based on stereotypes, racial or whatever you have serious insecurity issues. Work on that, life will get much easier for you.
Using bold font doesn't disguise the fact that you didn't answer the question. How is it helpful to the red pill community for endorsed contributors to make disparaging remarks about "black fathers"?
Tell me you are saying this ironically.
Nice plug for your friend Nick Kroll who does racist comedy and everything thinks is cool. This lame ass post does not belong here. Say goodbye to TRP if this stays up. You heard it here first.
Racist comedy? You mean making fun of Guidos and Canadians?
Hardy have that. My gut's bursting from hilarity. Rats like you are the reason I'm keeping off these forums nowadays.
TRP is becoming a hive mind forum for hungry incels don't know their back from their front. Masculinity at it's core is about leadership. Instead of being leaders users nowadays dickride random, anonymous users to derive their own sense of community and self-worth.
At the end of the day it's your life. The hell would you follow some random person's instructions to live it just to get your nuts wet? For all intents and purposes this mindset is a trap that'll destroy one's future prospects.
Are you always this uptight?
Because laying scores of chicks is a trip down lollipop lane with magical unicorns, butterflies, and cupcakes at the end of the rainbow. No threat of baby traps, STDs, dead-end relationships, child support, or alimony. Just a poon paradise, right? Especially for college men without a pot to piss in.
your reply would be funny if it wasnt so butthurt