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Lmao
[β]radrider00127 points28 points29 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Well funny pmsl !! πππ
[β]anonymousman013 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
/s ?
[β]heightdiscrimination100 points101 points102 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
May his life be rosy and bright.
If he'll take the advice of an old married man,
He will get outta town tonight!!!!!
[β]LotBuilder77 points78 points79 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If my son ends up marrying Iβll consider myself a failure as a father. I might be ok if he married in his 40βs or later and had things figured out.
[β]GoHurtMyFeelings66 points67 points68 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
r/badfaketexts
[β]Luxcrluvr50 points51 points52 points 4 years ago (20 children) | Copy Link
Why do men continue to marry? For the love of freedom, someone explain it to me. I'm really baffled. I can't think of a single real reason why a guy marries a girl to his benefit. I'll wait!
[β]plsdontlewdlolis30 points31 points32 points 4 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Life script
Fuck life script
[β]NohoTwoPointOh7 points8 points9 points 4 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
I did not see the removed comment, but I'm assuming from your comment that they mentioned something about a "life script". This is probably the same as what I described as the "track" or "career path".
[β]plsdontlewdlolis5 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
I don't think I removed a comment, but yea APs religiously follow the "life script" and try to apply them to their children
Study > college > work at high paying job > marry > have kids > take care of elder parents
I say, fuck the "life script".
[β]TheKnightRunner4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Add in "have grandkids" somewhere toward the end. There is so much societal pressure to "man up" and spend your life working and taking care of other people. I agree, fuck the life script and enjoy. I'm not saying family isn't important but it's ok to do what makes you happy.
[β]plsdontlewdlolis2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yea. If u want to start or not to start a family, do it on because u want to, not because of societal pressure. I've seen a lot of sad lone men, but I've seen a lot more disappointed husband-wives
[β]newMGTOW1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Nothing wrong with the first 3 steps.
[β]plsdontlewdlolis0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The wrong thing that can happen at the first 3 steps is that u are mostly forced to study something u don't want to by ur AP
[β]NohoTwoPointOh11 points12 points13 points 4 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
Take my first marriage back in nineteen-dickety-doo. Luckily there were no kids, so this was an easy, $1,000 divorce (unlike my 2nd/last). I was talking to a friend for some "bro therapy" and he asked why I got married. My answer was "It seemed to be the right thing to do at that point in my life..." I felt like a damned fool until two of my friends went through the same. I asked them the same question and got the same answer.
Many men feel that marriage is simply part of the "track" or "career path", if you will. At a certain age, you are expected to show maturity and that maturity is getting married, having kids, blah, blah, blah... Part of it is quasi-religious conditioning (I was raised in a split Christian and Buddhist family). Part of it is social pressure. My co-workers and colleagues were all married and I felt a bit excluded from their circles as a single man.
ETA: Your last sentence about a single real reason why a guy marries a girl to his benefit sentence is a bit of a question. The answer is that men generally do not think about any benefit to them except for social stratification and acceptance.
[β]rollover232310 points11 points12 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Ignorance. Society nudges people towards college, marriage, procreation. What does a teenager/20 yr old really know?
[β]NohoTwoPointOh0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Only what his father is good/wise/smart enough to impart.
[β]rollover23230 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Even still, there will likely be resistance going against the grain.
[β]NohoTwoPointOh1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Raising children in today's society is like the Battle of Okehazama--30,000-40,000 soldiers against dad's 2,000. A father must start imparting moral and life lessons at the age of 2. Having that close relationship early on gives you ammo against a kid's raging hormones and a dictatorial penis.
[β]armed_renegade7 points8 points9 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
In most places marraige doesn't even amtter anymore they can still take your stuff in 99% of the developed world so long as you're in a bona fide relationship for at least 2 years.
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[β]julianleung-3 points-2 points-1 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Translation: enjoy being slave
[β]FuzzyD75-3 points-2 points-1 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Translation: i have made some poor life decisions and blame it on the world
[β]xiaoxiao120 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Tradition.
[+]Fluffeh_Panda-13 points-12 points-11 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Advanced incel?
[β]jrpark053 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Advanced NPC drooling retard?
[β]I_am_Groot6936 points37 points38 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Is this real?
Please tell me it is real.
[β]pepesilvia189[S] 16 points17 points18 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Not me
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[β]hamburgerstake0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
There is no Carol in HR!
[β]HullaHukxa12 points13 points14 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Plot twist: he's marrying a man and the dad is wrong
[β]ivanbxng2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol
[β]BlackWinterShinigami5 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
His father tried to warn him
[β]julianleung5 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He spell condolences wrong.
[β]BlackBoxInquiry3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Muhahhahaha!!
[β]Jack3d0ut2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
I do envy you fathers who's kids hang off your every. single. word, but alas my life did not afford me that opportunity, So while I identify with the funny and is something I'm guessing will obviously eventuate, I am hoping I'll be around for the big D, which even if my father was alive for mine, he wouldn't have been any real help, but with luck and our comms, I will be there for my guys.
[β][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He got told what time it is by his own pops πππ
[β]yamazaki7771 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
r/boomerhumour
[β]Antipc020 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
If I was the kids dad I'd pull a dramatic stop the wedding and take him away
[β]NohoTwoPointOh11 points12 points13 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Would never work. You can tell a man that there are a million stars in the heavens and he will believe you. Tell that same fucker that the paint on that bench is wet? He'll have to touch it to be sure.
[β]sikahtuna0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lolol
[β]ITrollRedditEveryDay0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
looooool f in the chat
[β]ItIsABear0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I was gonna say "but wouldn't the divorce be the greatest day of his life?" then realised no, he'd be losing everything when he gets divorced. He's just fucked now.
[β]Belrick_NZ10 points11 points12 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
what's the negative about her marrying a jerk?
nice guy. jerk
she still gets to fuck chad. take her husbands house and children while enslaving him with alimony when her hypergamy kicks in
[+]pitbulls_are_not_bad-23 points-22 points-21 points 4 years ago (14 children) | Copy Link
I don't get it
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[+]pitbulls_are_not_bad-29 points-28 points-27 points 4 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
Yeah I just don't
[β]Skypier22 points23 points24 points 4 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
Really?
[+]pitbulls_are_not_bad-27 points-26 points-25 points 4 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Like it's just a dad congratulating his son because he's getting married
[β]Infinitewisdom198442 points43 points44 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He's saying his last day of freedom will be the best day of his life ie the day before the wedding aka the end of his freedom.
[β]csartore10135 points36 points37 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You dumb boi
[β]52-75-73-74-7917 points18 points19 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
The dad is saying the happiest day of the kids life is the day before marriage starts.
[β]autoeroticassfxation13 points14 points15 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The anticipation is considerably better than the realisation.
[β]subuk_raftar5 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No he is saying the day before your wedding is the last time you will be happy.
[β]Skypier5 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Bruh
[β]jackalhead17 points18 points19 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's the last happy day of his life.
[β]mgtow_bob12 points13 points14 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The tubes are god damn fucking surreal today.
[β]SomeElvisFan-4 points-3 points-2 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Me too. What's it have to do with MGTOW?
[β]NohoTwoPointOh7 points8 points9 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Everything. Recognizing marriage for the shit deal that it is.
[+][deleted] 4 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Yep, for sure the tubes are outta control today. Ha, man. What did people do back in the day before all this madness?
[β][deleted] 13 points14 points15 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She is.
[β]jewishboy129 points10 points11 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ha no way anything got deleted because you donβt make us mad. We just downvote retards hahaha
[β]carrols8275 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lmao actually thinks weβd give their posts enough attention to report and have them deleted. Ok buddy.
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What's keeping you here?
[β]GTFonMF20 points21 points22 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
The real joke is in your pants. But itβs just a small one.
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[β]GTFonMF2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
r/irony
[β]unrepentantmgtow15 points16 points17 points 4 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
Then leave, POS.
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[β]_Last_Man_Standing_36 points37 points38 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
who gives a fuck what's offensive to women
[β]DT172628 points29 points30 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So what? women have the right be here or to leave. Their hands and eyes, so their choices. Our hands and eyes, so our choices.
[β][deleted] 22 points23 points24 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Do you realize how offensive this subreddit is to women?
What's the problem?
[β]RevolutionaryPea717 points18 points19 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
We're not forcing them to read it. We don't even want them to read it. We want them to leave us alone.
[β]BonelessSkinless9 points10 points11 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So? Women offend men all the time and we have to deal with it. Furthermore who gives a fuck?
[β]limbojunkie8 points9 points10 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yes.
[β]jewishboy123 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
How is this offensive to women. You donβt even know if the son is straight in this context therefore it could be offensive to men if heβs gay. Itβs only offensive to blue pilled cucks not any specific gender. We are against pretty much any relationship that can be turned against you with lies, not women.
[β]techpsyche8 points9 points10 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Your mum is huge joke and a hoe
[β]DoubtsWhatYouSay5 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This guys account is just a troll account. Who gives a fuck what this guy thinks?
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