Well, hello you little fuckers. Auntie vandaalen, askTRP's favourite mailbox slut with some fresh advice for all you newbies out of there.
This time we are going to talk about a non-sexual topic, at least if you are not a sick bastard:
Street Fighting.
There recently was a post here, which made me think a post on this topic is justified. In short, two guys go to a concert. One of them paid $140 for some chicks to join them. They are all having good fun, until one of us dared to show up and started gaming that pussy by grinding her ass. OP got so mad about it, that he started a fight with the guy, which ended in a huge brawl. OP's crew won. So everything's fine, no? No!
First off let me start by telling you guys this: if you are spending $140 on a girl that you are not fucking regularly and who is behaving exceptionally well like a trained dog, you are a chump. No. You are a retarded chump.
OP's buddy tried to buy that pussy and he miserably failed. Next time better take that money to a pronounced whore and get what you paid for. Then, when a Chad joins the scene and all his investment consist of being fun to be around and making some jokes, OP looses his shit and jumps in as the bro-knight.
OP then goes on to hamster away the fact that this was a retarded decision by trying to justify it as having stood up for something - his friend. Take good note that his friend obviously didn't care enough to stand up for himself. OP did not only mate-guars, he mate-guarded for his chump friend.
He has got no fucking idea what he could have gotten himself into.
I have been training MMA for the last three years and I am a heavyweight (I should be an LHW admitedly). This alone means that there are not many people on this planet who pose a challenge to me in an 101 empty hand fight. You will never see me getting into a street fight over a dick measuring contest though.
The only way I could see this situation play out in a way that I would jump in, would be if the chick tried to push Chad away and he would go on to harrass her.
And I have got serious reasons not to do so.
You never know what the guy is capable of
Nowadays it's not so easy to tell who has got some real fighting skills. MMA-gyms are filled with nerdy looking lanky students. If you saw Nate Diaz on the streets, probably baked as a Rastafari (minus his scars and cauliflower), would you think that he is one of the most dangerous guys on the planet? Probably not.
The best possible outcome would be that that guy is a chilled BJJ dude and will even let you live if you tap.
You never know what the guy's pockets contain
I learned this the hard way many years ago, before I even thought of laying in a cage with sweaty men in underpants. I was at a dive bar after work, when I was still working as a chef de cuisine. There was a guy a couple of meters away whom I hadn't seen there before and I was a frequent customer, since that bar was just across the street of the place I was working at.
As already mentioned, I am fairly big and heavily tattooed, so guys often think I am down for a fight. That particular guy tried to provoke me for a consecutive two hours. I mainly deflected him with humor, but at one point I just got fed up and told him: "OK. That's it. Chug, pay and leave. Now." I knew the owner pretty well, so that was no problem.
The guy smirked and responded with: "Well. We can meet outside if you want." I got up from the bar stool and approached him. I didn't even want to escalate to violence but to make myself alittle bit more clear.
I noticed afterwards, that the guy had been hiding his right hand in the pocket all night. When I was about one meter away, he suddenly pulled out a can of pepper spray, extended his arm and I got a full load into both eyes and my neck from about half a meter away. If you haven't had pepper spray used against you, you cannot fathom what it feels like. I got instantly put into primal mode and all I wanted was to get that shit out of my system. The only relief was after twenty minutes, when the ambulance arrived and they put some gel in my eyes. Took six days until I couldn't feel it anymore on my skin after taking a shower. It really is a bitch.
But I still was lucky. Why? Well that could also have been a knife. A knife will even make a 105lbs female a threat to your life.
Turned out, that guy bought that spray that very day and told his friends at the soccer game that he was going to try it that night. Which brings me to my next point:
You do not know the mental state of the other guy
Anybody who works in a sanatarium can attest that lunatics possess the wildest powers. But even a guy who will just not give up will post a serious thread to anybody. He will make use of everything he can and "rules" (let aside there are no rules in a street fight anyways) or "honor" don#t mean shit to him.
He will bite (I personally know a guy who bit a bouncer's finger of in a fight him against three bouncers), he will scratch, he will poke your eyes, he will even bite your genitals if he can.
What are you, an untrained person, do against that? My coach will let guys like that "born fighters" as he calls them, go fight amateur MMA without too much training, because he knows that they got the necessary mindset and brutality.
Will you cripple or kill that guy? Would you even be able to go through with it, if you knew how to?
Which brings me to the next point:
You could kill or cripple your opponent
Even if you win such a confrontation, what happens if you accidently cripple or kill the guy? You know what it will look like, when police arrives? There is one guy standing and another dead or seriously injured. Do you think they will give a fuck about what you have to say about it? They are only interested in your side in order to be able to make a case against you out of it. Everything you say will be used against you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-7o9xYp7eE
Depending on how things go, you might end up going to jail and having your life fucked up. I really know a guy who came out of jail, went to a party to have a couple of drinks and celebrate. He got into an altercation and merely pushed the guy.
They were on a stage, the guy stumbled backwards and tripped. He fell on a ledge neck first. Neck snapped. He died there.
Guy a was arrested that very evening and got eight years for manslaughter.
So as you see, there are many valid reasons to avoid a fight at all cost. I didn't even adress the fact that you don't know how many and what type of friends the other guy has around the corner.
Do you think it is worth getting killed or crippled yourself, or having your life fucked up over something laughable as "honour" or "pride" or (even more pathetic) pussy? I don't think so.
In my opinion there is only one reason to fight: Your or other people's life or well-being at stake. That is all. Unless, you are doing it for fun (or fame). Which brings me to my last point:
What do?
Fucking go and train MMA if you want to measure yourself with other dudes and want to fight. You will not only benefit from it because you will get to know many many really good dudes and alpha blueprints, but you will actually not have to fight anymore.
People will sense that you are danerous, because you will emit it by the way you move, look and talk. I guarantee you that I could go out with any girl and nobody would ever grind on her ass if he knows that she is there with me.
I had some fights before I started training, but I never had any streetfights or self-defense situations since then.
I also can't be bothered anymore. Actually I'd consider it boring to fight somebody who doesn't know how to fight and so will you. You will want to measure yourself to guys who are better than you, until you get better than them.
Do yourself a favour and don't go and train some pseudo bullshit like Krav Maga or Wing Chung, or such (and please spare me the whining about how lethal they are and other bullshit). If MMA is too tough for you, at least make it BJJ.
Other posts have been made about the uncountable other positive things they will introduce to your life, so I am going to spare you from that.
I am sure I forgot about some more issues. Let me know in the comments.
[x] in before the guy who lectures me that his hand gun will kill me in milliseconds. Precautionally slowclap.gif
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