The power of makeup

We've all seen it before. We all know it's fake but that doesn't stop beta simps from liking and commenting on these selfies on social media. Giving them untold volumes of free attention.

What's rarely discussed is male makeovers. Men need makeup too. But makeup for men is not about making your lips look fuller, your cheeks look redder, your skin look smoother and all those other signs of female fertility.

Men's makeup is about narcissism, dominance, assertiveness, and all the other stuff we learn from here.

We've all seen it before. We all know it's fake but that doesn't stop 8s, 9s, and 10s from throwing pussy at these Chads, only to be cheated on with other much younger chicks and then still go back to aforementioned Chad when he summons them to his abode.

There are videos upon rehashed videos on youtube and elsewhere teaching average or hot but post wall girls how they too can get a piece of Chad dick. All they need to do is apply some blushers here, draw a few lines there, and.. et voila! A 5 becomes a 7 just long enough to get Lord Chad's attention.

Where are the videos teaching men to apply makeup? The mere mention of ugly Chads getting with hot chicks is dismissed with "She obviously has low self esteem."

There's even a whole movement of women (cough feminism cough) trying to stop men from wearing or even learning about male makeup. "Just be yourself", said the chick to the orbiter with her birthday gift in his hand while she dolls herself up to "know" Chad in the Biblical sense in a few hours. Chad didn't get her anything for her birthday. On purpose.

The writing is on the wall right in front of us. - Why is female makeup such a thriving industry? - Why are females so adamant about not letting men know that they too, have to wear makeup?

The answer, of course, is the Wall. Female makeup only works up to a certain point. It's used to simulate youth and fertility, and there's only a small window of time where's that's possible.

Male makeup on the other hand is used to signal hierarchy. It's efficacy starts as early as puberty, and if Hugh Hefner's example is to be used as reference, well into old age. And unlike female makeup, if it's worn enough it becomes a permanent feature of your personality.

Imagine if there was a male makeup industry that rivalled in size that of female makeup. Any chick who's below a 5 would never get laid at all.

Which is why this sub is so reviled by feminists and females in general. It's too dangerous a secret to let out.

Where your makeup guys. Ignore what everyone else is saying. Apply some narcissism here, draw some dominant lines there, and.. et voila! A 5 becomes a 7 just long enough to bang a 9.

But.. but.. it's fake! That's not who I am!

That's the point dumbass. Makeup is not about who you are. Nobody gives a shit about who you are. It's about the image you're crafting.

At the end of the day the 5 washes off her makeup and goes to bed knowing full well the whole persona she used to get Chad's attention was a facade. She'll wake up tomorrow and do the exact same thing again.

At the end of the day the other 5 looks into the mirror and starts second guessing himself, thinking his 7 persona is a fraud. He'll wake up tomorrow and go back to being a 5, and proceed to give the dolled up 7 a ride to Chad's place to be railed but at least he's "sticking to his values".

tl;dr: Wear your makeup, guys.