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[–]_IX_251 points252 points253 points 4 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
My dog's superpower is figuring out when I'm happy and brining me his ball so we can be happy together, or figuring out when I'm unhappy and bringing me his ball to cheer me up so we can be happy together.
[–]jimmy_eat_womb89 points90 points91 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
hm. well, i think maybe your dog... its possible that your dog is just....
good dog.
[–]Mad_King66 points67 points68 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
He is a good boy.
[–]AA82nd19 points20 points21 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
WHOS A GOOD BOY?!??
[–]CSMan1314 points15 points16 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yes, you are. Yes, you are.
[–]paulkersey199928 points29 points30 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
maybe he just likes to play ball.
[–]Galleta-de-Animalito2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She took the dog in the divorce
[–]FirmFirefighter1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
the answer is here!
[–]selfism_mike233 points234 points235 points 4 years ago (12 children) | Copy Link
Never understood the desire to make light of the evil of women instead of confronting it. Evil is not cute just because it comes with pussy.
[–]NoThirst88 points89 points90 points 4 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
...making light of these horrors is how many of us maintained our sanity.
[–]MarkAurelios47 points48 points49 points 4 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Because alot of men that do decide to hook up and wife up know female nature too. But they think that "taking on " female bullshit and being able to "handle it" is part of what being a man is about.
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[–]5000calandadietcoke2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Explain the health problems thing please.
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[–]5000calandadietcoke0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
It sounds like she didn't even care, she was just there for the paycheck.
[–]LilMizzTootznPootz0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
💯
[–]morbidaar7 points8 points9 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yea, but sometimes both. And I call it my ex.
[–]FreshNothingBurger6 points7 points8 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"50% of everything you have" is a pretty decent argument.
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Evil is not cute just because it comes with pussy.
True. But most of the rest of the world does not see it that way.
[–]ScottyHoliday0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
Agreed. This particular post isn't that bad but many threads here are of the 'LOL, look what she did, SMH. Yeah, I gave in at the end, but, women right...?' variety. FOH.
[–]BiffBiffBiff27114 points115 points116 points 4 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Emotions. It's what nourishes the female ego. If there isn't any drama they will create it.
[–]Joroda34 points35 points36 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
There's a guy on here who said "relaxation is a post-orgasmic state" which really drives the point home. It's all about the vagina vortex magic, everything is about controversy, tension, etc which leads to the struggle and top guy ultimately planting his seed into her bosom.
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[–]Jbij060 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Can't be considered a man born "MGTOW" if you got married 🤡
[–]kaolin2245 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fortunately, there comes a time when their looks and pussy aren't worth it. Either you get older, wiser, and build up a shield of armor (scar tissue/experience); or they get older...
It happens a lot sooner if you learn to think further ahead than getting laid right now.
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[–]paulkersey199938 points39 points40 points 4 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link
i see i'm not alone. my mother could never let me be happy, especially when i was little. she would HAVE to ruin it for me somehow, every FUCKING time. she just turned 83 (healthy as a horse, unfortunately) and she hasn't changed a bit.
[–]UncannyMachina19 points20 points21 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
she just turned 83 (healthy as a horse, unfortunately)
Damn bro, that's dark.
[–]paulkersey199924 points25 points26 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
well, you've never met her.
[–]CreativeThought8813 points14 points15 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
My mom does the same thing by always fucking worrying about everything. She's a slave to her emotion by worrying about every single little fucking thing when there isn't even a problem. She's the one that creates the fucking problems by worrying
[–]paulkersey19996 points7 points8 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
amazing. my mother is always harping on that "worrying" bullshit too. I used to believe it, but gradually I began to realize it was just a tool she used to manipulate people. I don't think she really cares about anybody but herself.
[–]paulkersey19994 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
I feel you. mine never runs out of energy or the desire to waste money on unnecessary crap and "home improvements". my old man has been married to her for 63 years, and I don't think he has ever said the word "no" to her. I have 3 older sisters (62, 59, and 54) who are STILL trying to please her, even though this has proven to be impossible. She is a fucking control freak and she is surrounded by enablers. I am fortunate that I live 1,200 miles away and I only see her once a year or so. After a 3 day visit up there, I am ready to lose my mind.
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[–]paulkersey19991 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
i am the youngest, with 3 sisters. my maternal grandparents lived 2 houses away and maternal (grandmother's brother. mom is only child, hence the selfishness) uncle and aunt across the street. so I was exposed to 3 henpecked men and my sisters would, of course, shove me around and treat me like shit. like you I NEVER had the slightest desire to marry. it always seemed like the losingest proposition on earth. when I was in my 20s I had some beautiful girlfriends, but they were ALL crazy and illogical. the sex absolutely did not make up for having to deal with them. the longest relationship lasted maybe 3 months or so. I am so happy I never fell into the marriage trap. for the last 20+ years I have relied on hookers (and plenty of whacking-off) for my sexual needs.
[–]LilMizzTootznPootz0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I hate enablers. My father is a weak ass enabler too.
I have never had any respect for my father because of this. it's like he has no mind of his own. as a kid, when my mother was acting particularly irrational, I would say "hey dad, hows about a little help here? you KNOW i'm right. don't you have anything to say?" he would just tell me to shut up and threaten to (or actually do) beat the hell out of me. thanks dad!
[–]EnslavedOpethFan05376 points77 points78 points 4 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
An ex girlfriend of mine would always tell me to smile more because: I looked miserable all of the time (People would call me Lurch because of my height and well because I looked miserable all of the time lol).
Whenever I was smiling or happy about something, she always went out of her way to make it stop.
Her favourite thing to do was to call me and ask what I was doing. "I'm just playing some guitar babe" "Okay I'll leave you be. You wanna come over later?" "Sure. I just wanna jam for a bit and then I'll come over" "Okay see you in a bit" 20 minutes later the phone rings. "Are you done yet?"
Women are fucking retarded.
[–]abagofdicks61 points62 points63 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Brags about how you play guitar, then never lets you play guitar, then complains that you never play guitar anymore
[–]ViktorCage16 points17 points18 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Like everything comes on a plate. Fucking bitches.
[–]Mundane_Batrachian10 points11 points12 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's like being around a five year old child.
"But I want candy NOOOOOW!"
[–]CreativeThought8811 points12 points13 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh my God. They have no fucking idea about the amount of time and hard work it takes to excel proficiently at something. They'd rather have your attention rather than your hobbies, but then expect you to retain that skill while giving her all the fucking attention- especially if that skill makes you money. They like the money but not the time and attention it takes away from them. Fucking retarded.
[–]5000calandadietcoke0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Can't you just be miserable, but LOOK HAPPY?? JESUS!
[–]PorkBomber50 points51 points52 points 4 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Why do these cucks rant about their miserable marriages but still marry and stay in the marriage? And these are the same guys who will call MGTOWs and single guys loser.
[–]jimmy_eat_womb23 points24 points25 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
they may personally include marriage in their definition of a successful life, even if the marriage is a mess. also possibly religious reasons, devout catholics, etc
[–]ITooHaveThumbs5 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Or kids. It could be that they didn't know what they were walking into due to blue pilled conditioning, then got red pilled by married life, but stay in it because of their kids.
The fact is that kids do have vastly better long term outcomes when their parents stay together, so once you're that far down the rabbit hole it's best for the kids if you tough it out as the man/ father.
Now what the woman/ mother does is an entirely different story, and odds are greater than not that she'll eventually cheat, file for divorce, or otherwise nuke the marriage. But until that time, a dad should try to make it work for his kids' sake.
Every man is a hero in his son's eyes.
My dad...... Taught me a valuable lesson tho
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Lol.
I wonder the same thing, and I guess I have enough balls to kick a bitch to the curb.
Seriously.
[–]PorkBomber1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Best just avoid marriage and relationships with women. Prevention is better than cure.
I agree.
But even when I dated I maintained a low tolerance for female drama. The sex will only bind for so long until you hopefully come to your senses, and I hope well before marriage becomes a reality.
Blue pill hell is what we call it.
[–]Vidar3433 points34 points35 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
That reminds me of this article. Women do the stupidest things for the worst reasons, it seems.
[–]I-am-the-lul23 points24 points25 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Evidence that women view happiness as a Zero-Sum thing.
[–]MSP_Generalist21 points22 points23 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And they prefer it when your happiness is a ZERO SOMETHING.
[–]paulkersey199914 points15 points16 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
for sure. they operate on the most backwards and bizarre form of "logic".
[–]DentMan0637 points38 points39 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Never again will I be put in this situation by someone.
[–][deleted] 29 points30 points31 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I happen to live with my mom right now, to help her out, I observe the same phenomena. She did it to my dad too.
[–]Thermotastic29 points30 points31 points 4 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link
She'll turn around and blame you for it. She makes you unhappy, then she is unhappy because of it. It's a losing game. Women on average are more unhappy than men.
It's like they can't swim so they drag the lifeguard down with them.
[–]scottjkr705 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
DEFINITELY. Misery loves company.
[–]pleaseeatsomeshit17 points18 points19 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Lol, that so-called "relaxation radar"
[–]jpowell1804 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
No freaking joke, either.
Not married, but when I visit my brother's family, it seems that every time my brother or I sit down to relax, my SIL comes up with some made-up B.S. chore.
I remember coming back after running an hour-long errand (dropping off a prescription for my nephew in heavy rush-hour traffic); on the errand I stopped and got a cherry slushie and some chips; I arrived back at their house, and sat down to netflix and chill with my niece, when SIL tells me to come into the kitchen and pick some spaghetti off of the floor that my then 3-year-old adopted nephew had dropped.
I get up and perform the task that she didn't want to do herself, and when I return to my chair, the 3-y/o adopted nephew has his slobbery lips on my slushie straw; I ask him why, and he replies, "Daddy sez we a poseda share."
I was really thirsty and had only take one or two sips, but I had to toss it because of the slobber; had SIL just picked up the spaghetti herself, it would have been a nice afternoon, but she just couldn't stand to see a man relax, dammit!
[–]civcinco6 points7 points8 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
We apposed to share looool. Rip for the slushi that got away. We still think about him after all these years
I used to say you look like you are balding. Holy fuck look at that hairline. Instantly got the bitch to leave my stoned ass to play my game.
[–]gainz7417 points18 points19 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Every single one of my ex girlfriends did this. Almost seems as though all women are like that...🤔
[–]Ezarra5 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
It's be interesting to become a woman for a month, do some study's, write some papers on how they operate, then become a man again and use that information to your advantage.
[–]gainz746 points7 points8 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's such a fantastic idea, I'd love to see what it's like just so I could then use it to prevent having to deal with the shit when I go back to being me.
Go ask a transgendered woman.
[–]paulkersey199916 points17 points18 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
hey, I have a MOTHER who has done that to me for 53 years.
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[–]MSP_Generalist19 points20 points21 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nobody can make you happy... But they sure as fuck can make you UNhappy.
If you let them.
[–]jimmy_eat_womb7 points8 points9 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
but some people will try real hard. and even if you are strong, it can be exhausting.
[–]Griever1148 points9 points10 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It amazes me to see how many men dont have the balls to stand up to this bullshit.
You are on this earth ONCE. You dont get a do over for good behavior.
Grow a fucking pair and speak up!
[–]Vergil3878 points9 points10 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Unfortunately my mom was blessed with this power as well.
[–]oliver_2110 points11 points12 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
AWALT
[–]Domen815 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
ok, so it's common. I thought it was happening just to me
[–]Darthai[S] 5 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's common
[–]Mgtow_troaway5 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If you're happy, that means you're on the verge of realizing what useless miserable anchor she is.
[–]Humanityhasfallen3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Real talk at not being able to be happy, ruin a good day in an instant.
[–]ruifaf2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Is her name Christine????????
[–]Darthai[S] 3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Nope
[–]ruifaf4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Ok... anyway I was wondering how she went that far...! 😂
[–]Darthai[S] 3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol
[–]strpnzo2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So does my sisters.
[–]AntiAbleism1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Truth.
[–]drunkenmonkey661 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Man that us one kickass superpower
[–]annehoper4201 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hahahaha...that's why male sexbots for women won't work--they can't be emotional tampons!
Don't know if related to this tweet or not but that account is suspended. Probably no coincidence. Wrongthink etc.
[–]kickin18660 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
How can a man post this and think it’s funny?? Do you not read what you’re posting??
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Welp.
MGTOW ftw.
[–]the_count12340 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That guy is such a scumbag. His wife's happiness should be his TOP priority. Not his own. So uncivilized!
/s <--- Obviously. Hahahahahaha
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