[FR] Female coworkers around the water cooler

HumanSockPuppet · 2017-11-23T17:37:59+00:00

"I may have passed your test, but you failed mine."

washington_breadstix · 2017-11-23T16:10:36+00:00

I tell them I'd wait to see what walked through the door just out of morbid curiosity and immediately reject them no matter who it was, and especially if it was the attractive woman in the Tinder photos.

Fucking perfect. That text from the woman just reeks of "retarded shit test" to begin with. Actual fat women who use older photos from their skinny days don't tell you in advance of meeting you that they're actually fat. The point is to corner you into going on a date with them because you don't find out they were lying about their appearance until you meet in person. And at that point it's not considered socially acceptable to just say "Oh shit, you're fat. Let's not do this. Bye!"

redpillbanana · 2017-11-23T18:32:25+00:00

This is what dating has become like in the West: women holding out hoops on fire for men to jump through...and plenty of thirsty men flinging themselves through the hoops and towards their doom.

Remnds me of this old post:

http://archive.is/cPLPj

There's been a joke floating around Reddit/the Internet for ages where the husband-to-be is asked to come over to the bride's house for a favor. The bride isn't there but the little sister is, little sister tries to seduce him, he runs outside, and the whole family is outside congratulating him on not succumbing to her temptation. The joke being that he keeps his condoms in the car and was just going to get them...

Guess what? This shit HAPPENED to me today.

Auvergnat · 2017-11-23T18:51:24+00:00

Why would any self respecting man want to start dating a woman under such deceptive conditions before even physically meeting? I stop myself there as I know I'm about to go full red pill.

Mate. Hate to break it to you like this but women are deceptive. Make-up is deception. Shit tests are deception. Crying is deception. The red pill is the realization of the dark side of women and how to deal with it.

It's ok for you to be proud of your good morals but if you're waiting to find a woman who does not do any form of scheming, deception, or manipulation, you're going to wait a very long time.

MikeAlphaGolf · 2017-11-23T22:45:00+00:00

“Ok. If you don’t look like your pictures then you’re buying the drinks until you do.”

Snowiceolated · 2017-11-24T01:54:22+00:00

I'd have stayed and tried to bang her, but she's already made it clear she's not gf material. She sounds like a sociopath - perfect plate material.

kidwithambition · 2017-11-23T14:56:59+00:00

Translation: He doesn't care if im a 10/10 or a beached whale, he's my beta bucks in shining armour!

Tinder is for hooking up, nothing else. I feel sorry for these cucks thinking they got lucky and found "the one" on Tinder LOL.

I will bet money she is still on the app.

Coptek91 · 2017-11-23T21:30:35+00:00

There's an old story, where the names and exact details elude me now, but it was something along the lines of a privileged woman showing her friend how devoted a certain man was to her by tossing her glove into some sort of gladiator-like event (think seriously dangerous animals). True to form, he jumped in after it for her, but after getting it back he tossed it in her face and walked away.

She does not have power over you. If you choose to be a devoted husband like your great grandfather, that's because of who you are, not because of her. Just like your great grandfather. She doesn't get to test you in any way because testing you implies you have something to prove. This is why simply "passing" shit tests isn't really a good thing; you need to destroy shit tests.

Niphilim83 · 2017-11-23T21:42:40+00:00

Red pill test. "I lied, i dont have as much money as i said.... Hello? Helloooo?"

MattyAnon · 2017-11-23T17:27:41+00:00

One of them starts to regale us with a story ... lied about my pictures/identity..., they're older photos and I've gained some weight....someone else's photos.... she actually is the attractive woman in the Tinder profile and was shit testing him for his reaction.

She's telling the truth: if he commits to her then she will indeed be older, fatter and turn into someone else.

Bear_x · 2017-11-23T15:22:34+00:00

Lol try reversing this "I've gained wait" test and do it on women and see what happens. I actually want to do this and may write a FR about it in the coming weeks.

GayLubeOil · 2017-11-23T20:11:41+00:00

The larger issue here is think about how detrimental it must be to have the belief instilled within you that you are a treasure that must be won by men.

Women put forth zero effort because in their mind they are the treasure.

Something goes wrong. Unfair I am the treasure.

The treasure is incapable of understanding the other side in a negotiation thus is a shitty negotiator.

Treasure has unrealistic expectations and is this perpetually disappointed.

Treasure complains about everything always.

XLNC- · 2017-11-23T16:24:39+00:00

I had similar story, i got a girl from an online dating site, and she offered me to bring a single friend so that her single friend can come..

Pics they sent were nice, i would say both of them were like 7-8/10..

they lived in a village so we got on a bus, and bus had last stop at that village, as we approached final bus stop we see two girls, that are really bad looking and surely not what we seen on the pictures, and they kinda got excited when they saw 2 guys coming on the bus..

I was like "shit dude, what should we do now?"

my friend was like "lets stay in the bus, do the turn and go back"

and driver probably heard our convo and said "it's final stop for me guys, so you'll have to get out.."

so we got out, the girls were the girls we were supposed to meet.. they seemed really excited..

i was like "you don't really look like you did on the pictures.." and they were like

"yeah because these were old pictures hahahah"

so we went for a walk because next bus was in like 2 hours.. like 10 min in to walking one girl is like

"should we go to my house? nobody's there.."

me and my friend looked at each other and we were like "it's good weather outside, lets stay outside.."

girls were like "nah lets go to our place, nobody's at home so lets use the opportunity..."

me and my friend agreed to go to their house because they were really persistent.. and then we started texting each other to make an escape plan...

we came up to the idea to go to the supermarket to get some alcohol and then either get lost there and escape or exit through back door...

so long story short, we went in, girls said that they will stay outside in the car (didn't want to pay obviously)... then we asked the security guard to let us out through back door.. he did..

btw we were 15yo and they were 16

Your_Coke_Dealer · 2017-11-23T17:07:13+00:00

Personally, I'd take on the shit test with "I'd be at the bar either way; I'm usually down to get a drink". Doesn't indicate that I'd still be interested in a woman who misrepresents herself but also doesn't say anything to the coworkers that might set off the particularly crazy ones. You do have to work with them on a daily basis after all

waldo888 · 2017-11-23T15:50:29+00:00

some people take women too seriously.

pbgswd · 2017-11-23T21:57:52+00:00

One of my first ever online dates was a total lie. Pretty in the pic, but when we met she had a huge overbight and was obviously low IQ. At that point, I was polite and pleasant, feeling that I had to be somewhat compassionate dealing with a person with a lower intellectual competency.

Sometimes I think that everybody lies, everybody rips everybody else off. It seems to be the only thing that makes sense some days.

Scheme00 · 2017-11-23T17:52:29+00:00

I've done this to a few women on tinder dates but for fun. About 30 seconds before my cab drops me off I tell them I have gained a lot of weight and I don't look like the photos but hope we can still have a good time. One chick even wrote "you're buying drinks until you look good then" . I always thought it was fun because when I walk through the door seeing them on their phone with a creeped out look is always a great ice breaker. Hasn't not worked out yet...

Original_Dankster · 2017-11-23T18:35:38+00:00

I would tell that group of women you work with that I'd wait to see what walked through the door... And if the date was fat or ugly I'd get up and leave right away. But if she was the attractive woman in the Tinder photos I'd get into a FWB or casual sex arrangement. But I would never commit to an untrustworthy, manipulative person.

And yes, I'd be this blunt with the water cooler broads.

maplemaximus · 2017-11-23T18:58:14+00:00

Don't take women seriously. If they try fucking around with you and shit, don't even respond and just move on to something new.

UrsusG · 2017-11-23T15:30:42+00:00

They just look at me dumbfounded as if I had a dick growing out of my forehead.

Maybe they looked at you dumbfounded because your misplaced principles got in the way of a fuck with a hot tinder babe, i.e. you cockblocked yourself.

It's okay to be principled in things that matter, but "all is fair in love and war".

It would have been a just a date, and just some sex, why so serious?

VasiliyZaitzev · 2017-11-24T05:56:19+00:00

Girls Are Retarded, Exhibit #458,392,473-J

lemming1607 · 2017-11-24T00:25:43+00:00

Youre fucking dumb for revealing your hand to women in your workplace. This is the shit that will get you excommunicated from office politics and possibly fired.

Networking is the most important thing you can do in the workplace. You just shot yourself in the foot, and for what? They aint gonna change bro

baube19 · 2017-11-23T21:11:20+00:00

"The opportunity"haha that is the perfect wait to describe how they think about it. NOPE out of there good move!

Gman777 · 2017-11-23T23:33:31+00:00

The best response would have been “yeah, maybe I passed her test, but she certainly didn’t pass mine”

suske127 · 2017-11-24T01:42:34+00:00

Hahaha, priceless. I thought I was good at spotting shit tests but that one slipped my mind for a second. Your response was likely perfect. Good post brother

lone_nordic_wolf · 2017-11-24T03:11:28+00:00

Flawless Victory. Total Red Pill ninja. Nicely done!

U-94 · 2017-11-23T21:49:01+00:00

If I'm already at the bar, I'm getting hammered with whoever walks in. I've had multiple tinder/bumble dates like that. Ended up sleeping with all of them, for better or worse. I'd be more incensed about a woman fucking up my schedule (I probably rushed through work and the gym to make this date happen at an appropriate time) than her being chubbier than her photos. God damnit this date is happening and now we're DRINKING.

jonib0ni · 2017-11-23T16:57:57+00:00

Nah dude, if she was attractive you would have gone for the date and tried to smash, no matter what she texted you beforehand. Stop kidding yourself.

[deleted] · 2017-11-24T02:05:36+00:00

How long before OP is accused of creating a "hostile" or "Toxic" work environment.

Hope you got another job lined up OP.

[deleted] · 2017-11-23T22:27:08+00:00

Great post, thanks for sharing. I think this is less of an example of AWALT and more just an example of an immature mind game many women choose to play these days because they are bored. As someone said in the comments, this is a retarded shit test. I don't think any mentally/emotionally healthy woman would think this is a socially-normal or mature thing to do. I've gone on dates with hundreds of women over the last few years and have never had to deal with this. It's weird and immature, beyond the scope of this sub.

icutrauma11 · 2017-11-24T01:32:04+00:00

This reeks of a hallmark movie. Girls do not shit test this way. They challenge the ability of the man to be a man and keep them in check like you would an 11 year old girl attempting to get her way. Not to check his level of being romantic. Don't buy it. Suggestion, stop conversing with women at the water cooler if you are. The more often you place yourself in in the company of women in this manner the greater percentages one of them will accuse you of being innappropriate.

MumMaroon · 2017-11-24T04:55:28+00:00

Lol as a girl we say this shit all the time. Especially if on our periods lol

WestyWorld · 2017-11-24T09:45:08+00:00

I dunno if she was hot I’d probably bone her that night then go dark immediately after.

TheDevilsAdvokaat · 2017-11-24T10:07:58+00:00

Yup. She's already proved she's a manipulative liar.

untonyto · 2017-11-24T11:37:37+00:00

Good job stopping yourself before going full red pill.

Psychocist · 2017-11-24T12:14:45+00:00

Modern dating is pathetic. So happy I've gone beyond waiting out for a "quality" woman and learning to be happy alone.

[deleted] · 2017-11-24T14:28:59+00:00

Lol wrong answer. Simply because, first of all it's Tinder. Who goes looking for a serious LTR on tinder? It's all a game dude. Tinder is all about the pump and dump. Why go all super serious about it?

[deleted] · 2017-11-24T14:42:40+00:00

Why not fuck the walking disposable pussy for a few weeks and get a new one?

mr-wr · 2017-11-24T17:23:55+00:00

Like this story, My ex also wanted to test me with “I am going to get a job because I need money, a friend of mine offered me a job that I am going to measure the size of mens body part, biceps, waist etc. at the shopping center.” And I said “it is okey for me, if you need money. Of course you can, it is a ridiculous topic to talk about it.” She shocked and start grumbling. She was hoping the rejection by me, maybe financial support. Dude! Be careful with shitty tests.

Thizzlebot · 2017-11-25T15:06:03+00:00

What a retarded ego answer. You can still bang her but never upgrade her to GF because she's already playing games.

shipintbrief · 2017-11-28T11:13:41+00:00

We need to get back to «didnt get laid — dont post» days. This is in no way a field report. And badly written.

huge_gap · 2017-11-24T02:42:02+00:00

Eh stop trying to red pill women especially in your work environment. Rule of Power: act like others but think as you wish.

Ichewfivegum · 2017-11-23T16:44:52+00:00

Ahahaahahaha id probably take it a step further and fuck her then never call even if she was the girl In the pictures. Just out of morbid I'm a fucking cunt don't pull that shit on me.

Starfuckingman · 2017-11-23T17:51:23+00:00

Well, although I don't mind what you said but in my opinion, it feels like you said so much lol. If you'd be more witty or try to make a joke out of it that gives off the same response, would've been shit ton better. But this, idk if anyone would agree, feels like you are a bit of a meninist. (similar to a hardcore feminist if she was asked something similar by a group of guys)

wide_awoke · 2017-11-23T19:06:18+00:00

Bahahahaha!! OP you made my day!

RedPillDevil · 2017-11-23T19:10:02+00:00

"So I'm at work shooting the shit with a few female coworkers."

This is your mistake. You have nothing to gain bringing your ideology to women at work in this manner.

alclarkey · 2017-11-24T19:03:19+00:00

Is that any different than hiding your wealth from your date as a male shit test?

LightBearCares · 2017-11-24T23:14:54+00:00

From my standpoint, I still would've seen the chick that lied to me. Why? First off, I'm at the bar because I want to, not because I'm solely there to see her. I want a drink and she just so happens to meet up with me. Whether she shows up or not doesn't matter. I go with no expectations. Second of all, let's say she does show up. If she's ugly as fuck, it'd still be a hell of a story to tell. I'm witness and storyteller to my own fable. Would I bang her? Who knows, we might just enjoy our time together and that's that. No contact afterwards, perhaps. If she's the same person in the pictures, I'd still be unfazed by it. We enjoy our company and have a good time. I'd bang her, of course. To your coworkers, I would've said, "Sure", and add a laugh or some shit. On to the next moments in life.

armykirk101 · 2017-11-24T02:08:35+00:00

I would have used her for paying for the food, fat bitch

greatslyfer · 2017-11-24T11:34:22+00:00

You would think the point of shit testing is so that if the guy passes, you'd be more attracted to him.

But she made it that the only way for him to win is to leave her, thus making it so that she doesn't meet him.

So why the fuck did she shit test him?

Title	[FR] Female coworkers around the water cooler
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Comments	204
Date	23 November 2017 02:47 PM UTC (3 years ago)
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