I stumbled upon this gem the other day: 'She called me the day my best friend died': Boyd Holbrook reveals Elizabeth Olsen ended their engagement with a phone call

I'll save you the trouble and quote the relevant parts here:

It's been almost a year since their break-up but Boyd Holbrook is still reeling from his split with Elizabeth Olsen. The actor has revealed that the Godzilla beauty ended their engagement over the phone, the same day his best friend passed away.

The 34-year-old described his break-up with the actress as a 'divorce' as he told Man Of The World: 'On the same day that my best friend died, I got a call from my girl to tell me it was over.' The Narcos star talked about the personal struggles he dealt with in the months that followed the split and losing his close friend, photographer David Armstrong.

'I was consumed with my own personal depression, my own personal scenario at the time.'

The former couple first met on the set of their 2013 movie Very Good Girls while filming with co-stars Dakota Fanning and Demi Moore. Meanwhile, Olsen has been rumored to be dating her I Saw The Light co-star Tom Hiddleston. But she dismissed it as just a friendship in September when she told Refinery 29: 'I mean, we definitely are friends and we've known each other for about four years.' When asked directly if she was dating the 34-year-old actor she said: 'No. I mean people can think what they want to think.'

I really enjoyed this. The truism of hypergamy ringing through every social circle, even celebrities. Boyd Holbrook is a 6'2 male model and actor seen here. But he's no Tom Hiddleston who she just coincidentally happened to be working with at the time. And if your lady is Elizabeth Olsen there's always going to be somebody she perceives as better than you who she can actually get. Even male model movie stars aren't immune.

Look at her. So innocent. What an angel. Butter wouldn't melt in her mouth. Until she meets someone better and calls off your engagement by phone on the same day your best friend dies.

POINTS TO NOTE

  • Females are loyal to their hypergamy, NOT YOU
  • Hypergamy is ruthless - it doesn't care if your best friend just died or you're going through a tough time
  • Females experience of reality prioritises feelings over facts - memories are easily rewritten based on how she feels NOW (the classic "I'm not sure I ever loved you" - that's what she says when she feels like she doesn't love you NOW)
  • She's not truly yours and she can't ever be
  • Don't be weak - f you are relying on your woman to prop you up emotionally then you will be destroyed if/when she leaves

Never forget: the price of liberty is eternal vigilance.