Life or primitive Jane: the boys are hunting

You have some rather unhealthy fixations and some rather weird ideas about how the earliest human groups and societies functioned from what we know. Let's take this ride anyway.

>Jane wakes up under the bear fur that she shares with two other females. It’s 100,000 years ago, and it’s freaking cold outside. The fire at the entrance of the cave has been reduced to a few glowing embers. She glances over at Bobnick, the only male who was left behind by the hunting party, and whose mission is to protect the females. His skinny ass is fast asleep near the almost extinguished fire, with a spear laying near him. Jane grumbles and walks towards the entrance, where she throws a couple of sticks on the fire. If the fire dies, it’s a pain in the ass for everyone.

1. It's probably a horse hide. Bears are tough to take down with just a spear, and usually unnecessarily risky. Horses at the time, on the other hand, were easy prey, if it wasn't an ice age, or just being domesticated as herd and meat animals.
2. If Bobnick stayed behind it was because he wouldn't have been able to keep up in some way, maybe he was lame. It is telling that he wasn't either killed or driven off, it means he had some other value to the group that they were aware of, and glorified guard duty isn't it.
3. By the time homo sapiens were a thing, hominids had experience with fire and how to create and exploit it for a very long time. In fact, homo sapiens probably don't evolve if the others had not.

>She then goes out of the cave and squats to relieve herself on the ground. She smells like grease, sweat and shit, but she’s still one of the most attractive females of the tribe: her hips are wide, her breasts are heavy, she still has almost all her teeth, and there is meat on her bones. When she turns back she notices Bobnick, who woke up, staring at her naked ass. She smiles and winks seductively at him. She hates this useless fucker, but if the boys don’t come back from the hunt he’ll be the only male available to protect the tribe.

Humans that were living like that were always just about one step ahead of starvation. Pregnancy was dangerous to the mother and the child. Most likely, she would have looked like a methed out crack whore, but whatever floats your boat. Also, even back then, humans knew better than to just squat outside the cave. If nothing else, it drew flies. In these pre-agricultural societies, people leaned hard on each other because they had to. Someone that was hated or was useless to the rest wasn't going to remain in the group.

>It’s been four nights since the hunting party has left, and still no sign of them. The females are starting to become agitated, hungry, and above all, afraid. What if they don’t come back? It will mean death for a big part of the tribe, unable to sustain itself. During the day they go to gather fruits and seeds in the nearby forest under the protection of Bobnick and his spear, then they stay in the cave, sowing or polishing stones. But there isn’t much to do and mostly, they talk. If the hunting party doesn’t come back, Bobnick becomes the de facto leader of the group. He was left behind because he’s the weakest of the males, and usually the whole tribe makes fun of him, and nobody shows him much respect. But now, every female is eyeing him and smiling at him.

Hunting parties didn't stray 4 days out. Aside from the obvious risks, they had no way of keeping meat fresh for a multiple day journey back. That kind of defeats the purpose of a long hunt. They moved when they had to and tended to stay close to food sources. Further, many of these early groups and societies were matriarchal in nature, patriarchal societies really didn't develop until reliable agriculture was invented. If something happened to the hunting party, another group of males will be along. there is also a lot more to do than "sew and polish stones" Gathering seeds and plants, gathering firewood, cleaning, sitting the young, gathering water, a rather long list and I'm only covering a few things. Again, Bobnick offers something else to the group if he can't hunt. Maybe he's the best spear maker. Maybe he figured out an effective way to trap fish. Maybe he found out how to work certain parts of the Earth into shapes that the group can use. If you think Bobnick had trouble with the women in the group, you should know, you are probably descended from Bobnick. He didn't die on the hunting trip, and he probably lived to the ripe old age of 25.

>Jane is Chadrock’s main female -or at least she competes for the top position. She knows how to gently lay on his lap and lick his penis when he’s resting, she knows how to ride him to shivering orgasms, and she knows how to stroke the back of his head to make him fall asleep at night between her breasts. Chadrock also fucks other females, in particular Uma who is younger, and Jane always has to improve her game to keep him coming back to her. Chadrock is who all the females want: he’s the best hunter, it seems like he leads the boys (although they always talk serious stuff away from the females), and he’s fucking huge. Jane loves Chadrock.

While it is true that we evolved to be able to enjoy sex outside of procreation, it isn't likely that Stone age Jane was giving out blowjobs, nobody is taking baths after all. Chadrock might be having sex with other women, but Jane is also having sex with the other males of the group, including Bobnick. Every male member of the group knows that there is a chance that any child born in the group is his. This is observed in primitive cultures today.

>But now it’s getting late, and she’s eyeing Bobnick. Uma is sitting near him and giggling and caressing his hair. Bobnick is visibly happy but can’t believe his luck just yet and he’s not doing anything. Maybe the boys will be back tomorrow? Jane can’t take the risk, she can’t let Uma have him. She has to preserve her place at the top of the female hierarchy. Jane walks to them and squats in front of Bobnick, opening her naked ass and winking at him, just like she did in the morning when she was taking a shit.

See the above. Also, nice imagery. Even back then, humans operated within a set of rules in their social sphere.

>That’s too much for poor Bobnick who throws Uma to the side and jumps on Jane, and immediately starts to fuck her furiously. She’s not wet and it hurts, but the pain is nothing compared to the pleasure of seeing Uma’s angry face in the corner of her eye.

What we have been able to observe of primitive human society indicates that they tended, like us, to like to be somewhat discreet and in safe locations before they engaged in sex.

>Jane is moaning sensually to make this go faster, but then a shadow fills the cave and her moans change to screams, as she suddenly tries to push Bobnick away. A huge wooden mass comes slamming on the side of Bobnick’s head, and his brain splatters on the cave wall while Jane escapes from under him. It’s Chadrock. With one hand, he throws Bobnick’s dead body to the side like a piece of wood.

What is this? Mate guarding? I thought you said he was "alpha". Nope, just a big beta.

>He and the other males behind him carry a lot of meat, they look exhausted.

Bad meat. Two days out and back. They would have been hunting deer, horse, or aurochs. The meat just isn't going to hold that long.

>Jane starts to thank him profusely, saying that Bobnick forced himself on her, but Chadrock cuts her short with a heavy slap to the face. She falls back on the ground, she can taste blood in her mouth. Chadrock then throws the meat to the side, and starts to fuck her.

So, he is also an abusive large beta. Nice.

>Chadrock is way bigger than Bobnick, but it doesn’t hurt. She’s instantly wet. She’s relieved too, the anguish of the past days has vanished, they will survive. And he chose to fuck her first instead of Uma. Jane is happy.

She would have gotten wet due to the attentions of Bobnick. It's part of the way human physiology is wired.

>This has been going on for approximately 200,000 years. Modern society has only existed for a few centuries (less than 1% of that time). Guess how our genes are wired?

Not the way you think. Do you know what body type is most preferred by women? Roughly the body that Brad Pitt had in "Fight Club". Much bigger, and they start to lose interest. Beyond that, even in current observed wild gorillas and other high apes, the alpha does get laid. The other males in the tribe also get laid, and they may even get laid more.