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[–]lucasblake69364 points365 points366 points 5 years ago (12 children) | Copy Link
Use this trick on modern women and they'll probably whine and bitch in sign language. I'm talking about Naruto-fight-scene level of hand movements
[–]cobaltcolander105 points106 points107 points 5 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Legit LOL! But I don't think your average THOT knows sign language.
[–][deleted] 51 points52 points53 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Back in the day they all learned a little in junior high so they could communicate in class. I suppose they just snapchat these days.
[–]DEVOmay9711 points12 points13 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Me and a couple of friends used our pencils to tap out Morse code occasionally. Fun times.
[–]wildfireboat1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Me and a couple of friends
A couple of friends and I...
[–]rebuildingMyself2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Best part is that even if she does all you gotta do is close your eyes and she disappears
[–]boogalooshrimp110322 points23 points24 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They'll just text you
[–]iManZul11 points12 points13 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nice advice, last time I did this she shove her chidori up to my ass
[–]robowriter2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Whine and bitch in sign hahaha, they probably do but at least it's quiet unless they start stamping their feet and making retard noises ah oooh oooh ah oooh
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You better hope she doesn't have a sharingan
[–]fridgefucker120 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fuck you I literally wheezed for 30 seconds straight. Thank God I'm home alone.
[+]kickdoorpro-7 points-6 points-5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
A sad and lonely life you must lead my friend.
[–]XteveMcQueen97 points98 points99 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My dad did this. He couldn’t hear a thing after 50 and on his deathbed 20 years later my brothers and I realized that he suddenly got his hearing back since we had been whispering to him and he could hear us. Hilarious.
[–]ConstantChinner76 points77 points78 points 5 years ago (11 children) | Copy Link
Why even live like that? Just divorce the ol bitch.
[–][deleted] 130 points131 points132 points 5 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
Cheaper to keep her...
[–]neksudjsm213 points14 points15 points 5 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Maybe now that he's retired, but the fact is that men make more after a divorce
Get out of there before it's too late and you can still scavenge your living back
[–][deleted] 52 points53 points54 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
men make more after a divorce
Maybe some do, but for those guys who get divorce raped (like myself), for the time being, I’m certainly not making more. I’m paying a shit ton more in child support, attorney fees, and all that shit, just so my ex can go “find herself” and squander money on new toenail polish and hair treatments. Over the long term, I suspect that my ex will become accustomed to the gravy train, and will thus “outkick her coverage” and spend beyond her means, resulting in disastrous economic outcomes for herself and our young child. I certainly shudder and weep for the hard lessons my young child will have to endure as a result of my ex’s stupidity and short-sightedness, but make no mistake, I certainly have zero sympathy or anything like that for my ex. Her own downfall cannot come soon enough. Not because I’m stuck on revenge, but rather, because I’m interested in my own survival. And, the sooner she gets a metaphorical kick in the teeth of the real life consequences of her own disastrously stupid decisions, the better off we will all be. But of course, I’m not holding my breath for that..........
[–]insertcredit219 points20 points21 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You know she's just going to get some sucker to look after her if things start falling apart right? focus on yourself and do your best not to sit around hoping she gets struck by lightening.
[–]DriverDude777[🍰] 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Auh my man I can relate. The marriage between my wife and I have metamorphosised into a brother/sister relationship. I never had a sister and I'm a middle child and she is the oldest in her family. So she tries to bully me and as the middle child I grew up being, I never talk to her anymore. Or am just always gone. Birth order is an odd predictor of how people react to adverse family matters. Take care of yourself.
[–]LetsGoAllTheWhey3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Men also KEEP more after a divorce. No more paying for all the frivolous bullshit that women "need".
[–]Oncefa213 points14 points15 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Only if alimony/palimony/child support/legal fees are less than what you're spending on her to keep her happy.
I'm sitting on six figures, just in savings, that I put away when I was younger, so the 50% split in assets would take decades for me to make back up (not that I'm married... This is literally the main reason I avoid it to begin with).
yeah i feel for men in this conundrum. it's a tough choice. i got a friend, tyical sweet girl, became fat monster. they have a 6 year old daughter. Wife was kind, loving and took care of the kid. the second his parents passed down a property to them and SHE also got her name on the deed for 1/2 ownership, she became a literal monster. just pure evil! he's just a complete subservient slave to her because he doesn't want a divorce even though she seems to try and do anything to ruin things. but she's such a lazy cow that hasn't worked in 7 years she knows it'd be better to stay with him and keep his salary for the kid.
he's stuck, but i keep telling him his sanity and day to day experience and future would be better just ending it sooner than later. but when it comes to money, it's tough. i can't imagine though divorcing my wife after the kid is gone at like age 50 and having to start a life totally alone in my elderly years and change my life and my social circles, or have my youth ages 30-50, alone, but able to use that energy, youth and charisma to star a new life alone and doing what you want. either way there is a going to be an acceptance of being alone, at least if you do it sooner you could maybe pump and dump a few sluts, focus better on your job and have proper assets for retirement. etc.
this is how i now get those super old couples that just HATE each other. they waited for divorce once the kids were gone and then when they got there, they have SO many years of continual abuse patterns that they'd rather continue and be old and angry together than staring into your future alone.
[–]cobaltcolander38 points39 points40 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Divorcerape is scary.
Cause he's old as fuck.
[–]Signup4themmgotwsz35 points36 points37 points 5 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
If he was the dgaf-guy that he's claimed to be, he would get rid of his hag. He's just a giant simp whining when his master isn't around.
[–]cobaltcolander13 points14 points15 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You're not wrong.
[–]sthornr9 points10 points11 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
cheaper to keepher
[–]Erudite_Delirium3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
before you die inside, buy some cyanide.
[–]fridgefucker122 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You guys miss the part where he's 80? What's he gonna do? Divorce his wife out of nowhere after like 50 years of marriage just because she nags at him?
[–]cobaltcolander33 points34 points35 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You do what you can. I admire his resourcefulness.
[–]3438025 points26 points27 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
"legend"!?
Sounds like a scared miserable old man who lives in regret.
[–]fridgefucker126 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sounds like he's just fucking around and making jokes. You guys are taking this post waaaaay too seriously.
[–]BastaHR22 points23 points24 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Poor guy. Found his way to survive slavery.
[–]The-sleep-of-reason14 points15 points16 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My dad-in-law has a hearing aid which spends an awful lot of time switched off.
[–]Icantw810 points11 points12 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That is just...downright clever.
[–]raydiculus4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
I remember when my grandpa was still alive, my grandma would explode on him, yell at the top her lungs and he would always just sit thetr; smiling and nodding. One day, she's giving him the usual earful and my sister and I notice him oh so subtly turn off his hearing aids. We almost died laughing that day.
[–]AntiAbleism0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Very nice!
[–]D0ct0rAnus-1 points0 points1 point 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Isn’t this a repost
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