Alright so about 3 years ago I notice that there is this realy quiet cute girl constantly checking me out in class. Classic eye contact looks away then seems nervous. This goes on for a month until im like fuck it, if I dont talk to her then ill never get any. Start having conversations after class, girl is awkward as shit. Two weeks later take her to a party with me. Try to kiss her she waves me off because shes kind of seeing someone.
Dont take no for an answer if I stop trying then it will be awkward because I have a year and a half left in the same class with her. Keep asking her out on dates. She keeps going with me.
Come over to 'study for class' in her apartment, then start making out on the regular.Valentines rolls around. Figure if I dont get her some shit then she will think I don't care about her, less chance of de pussy. Call her on Valentines day tell her she left some shit in my house and ill drop it off. Come to her apartment hand her $10 supermarket flowers, 3 Dollar Cupcake. Her roommate sees this. Made her look good in front of roommate. Has some shit to put on Facebook to brag to her friends about feels wanted. Received a shit ton of affirmation.
Month later ask her out, because dont want to compete with other men, enjoy stability, dislike the dating/party scene and alcohol need stability for bodybuilding and school. Doesnt want to have sex because of jesus, fuck her in the butt, tired of butt fucking take virginity. Three years go by. Chill low maintenance relationship. No arguments, No yelling, she buys me food sometimes, Spend Christmases with her family so I don't have to be lonely jew on Christmas. Enjoy faling asleep on nice warm boobies every night.
Last April her Slut friends invite her to Vegas with them. She spends spring break there getting hit on by all sorts of dudes. Inundated with male attention and validation. Comes back feels bored by our relationship. Breaks up two weeks later because she needs to discover herself. Tell her that her self discovery is not about herself but throttling dicks. She denies this gets angry. Tells me we should stay friends because im the only other friend she has in University, agree on the condition that she pays me to work out with her.
Sleeping by myself feels terrible. Cry at night. Start fucking again in an open relationship, agree to tell each other everything we do with other people because of STD consideration. She goes to Vegas whores herself out to dudes with tables and nice hotel rooms. Gives three dudes hand jobs in four day period one of them wheelchair bound. Rationalizes this as something that just sorta happened/ Not Her Fault. Laugh at her hamstring. Start fucking random OKC girls but predominantly still fuck her.
TLDR: Drama free commited relationship can never compare to the pampering and attention women get in Vegas
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