Bouncer tales

ColmM36 · 2018-08-09T18:00:27+00:00

Barman/Bouncer here. Can confirm the above post.

I often work late nights until closing time and open up the next day. One particular weekend I saw a hen party in the pub. I remember faces pretty well, so I knew which ones were acting "loose". They sat in a particular corner on a Friday night.

Saturday morning rolls around and before I've opened two chicks are banging the door, I look at the cameras and lo and behold tis two from last night's hen party.

One of them, who was acting loose the night before, asks if I found a jacket during clean up. I say there were a few, and tell her to come in and take a look. She comes into the cloakroom and finds her jacket and goes straight for the pockets, then turns to her friend and says "they're not there". Then they both look at me and say something along the lines of "what the fuck did you do with my stuff". I told them I had no interest in their belongings and asked what was missing. She tells me her wedding ring and engagement ring, she had taken them off and left them in her pocket and that I must have stolen them.

At first I got defensive, but I realized what was happening. So I asked "if you started the night with your wedding rings on, why would you take them off?"

Just like that, she back pedals and says someone else must have taken them. They left shortly after.

Moral is, she was looking for someone to blame, so she could tell hubby that someone stole her rings, and technically she wouldn't be lying.

I have many more tales like this. Many, many more. And even more aphorisms and nuggets of advice from bachelors, older men and married men. I should write a book sometime.

Edit: perhaps not a book. Maybe a reddit or blog post in future?

TrogRP · 2018-08-09T22:49:35+00:00

Bouncer here. One night a group of young people were leaving and this girl started dancing and grinding on me with her boyfriend right in front of me. I looked at him like, is this for real bro, but he decided to keep looking the other way. Another time I was working the door and a girl and her boyfriend came to the entrance and she spotted a waiter who is tall and muscular and on the football team of the college she attends and she was flirting and chatting with him for almost 5 MINUTES while I looked at her boyfriend like is this serious, and he looked back at me in dismay and defeat. This job gives you a very up close view of hypergamy in real-time.

Update: Working tonight, two couples came in and one guy's girlfriend chatted and flirted with me for a few minutes and then took my hand and kissed it like I was royalty with boyfriend standing a few feet away just watching. I cannot make this shit up.

lorum_ipsum_dolor · 2018-08-09T16:37:28+00:00

I'll never forget the time I was at a nightclub, minding my own business when a bouncer came up to me and accused me of pulling my pants down. It was so bizarre I just said, "Huh? What?". He then told me that some woman had said she saw me do it. Of course I told him I hadn't and he probably knew it was bullshit but when he suggested I go hang out in a different part of the club I gladly complied.

Never underestimate the willingness of a drunk girl to stir up trouble.

edit: vocabulary

netherlanddwarf · 2018-08-09T18:28:58+00:00

Great post. It's been a while since I've been to the club, but I thought Id share something that always reminds me with bouncers. About 7 years ago I was at a friends birthday party. Some drunk asshole shoves me out of the blue with my back turned. Im tipsy and Im about 150 and not the tallest guy (about 5,7). I turn around ready to defend my honor and raise my fists. This guy im about to fight is easily 200+ and 6 feet muscular. I know im about to get my ass kicked. The second before we are about to lunge at each other, I feel arms wrap around me and just squeeze the air out of my chest. I see another bouncer about the same size as the other dude pick him up and starts carrying the other dude out. I hear a whisper "Are you done? Are you done?" I just said "Yup". I turned around it was this fat dude with beard and tattoos. The bouncer let me go back to my group and kicked the other dude out. I was surprised by 3 things. 1, the ability to recognize the entire situation in the dark nightclub. 2, the speed they were able to diffuse the situation. 3, never underestimate the strength of a dude that looks obese.

NorthEasternNomad · 2018-08-09T16:33:30+00:00

I have had female friends my whole life. Some very close. And 3 separate friends from different eras, who did not even know one another, all confirmed it:

"Do you know what girls might out is?"

Nope.

"Its a bunch of drunk chicks, competing to see who gets the most Male attention from the hottest guys."

That's from the horses mouth, I swear.

senordustball · 2018-08-09T16:23:02+00:00

Can OP elaborate on the physical appearance of the "Thirsty dudes" ? In your eyes what gives them away as such?

MayanEnt · 2018-08-09T17:33:52+00:00

Bachelorette parties with a stripper is one of the most degenerate things a woman can get involved in. Some guy will be marrying this woman, damn.

Wakka_Grand_Wizard · 2018-08-09T15:55:40+00:00

I love this. Would love to see a Part II...

Gainznsuch · 2018-08-09T20:09:15+00:00

Reading this whole post and comment section is eye-opening.

GodOfDinosaurs · 2018-08-09T15:51:22+00:00

I remember reading an article by a male stripper talking about bachelorette parties. He basically said it was pretty common for the bride-to-be to ask for sex and her friends would often encourage and participate. Girls night out is definitely code for "I want to get fucked but pretend I don't".

BeachCruisin22 · 2018-08-09T17:17:46+00:00

Never had more unsolicited ass thrown in my direction than when I was a bouncer (also the grabs out of nowhere). It was unreal, and actually kind of a turn off after a while.

redd_reality · 2018-08-09T18:49:04+00:00

The only real recourse for the guy who is just discovering these truths, is to build himself a life where he can enjoy women but not rely on them and their behaviour.

After years of redpill, I truly only have pity for thots.

KingWhiteRabbit · 2018-08-09T21:33:13+00:00

Holy shut this entire thread is a huge redpill.

BarryMikokinner · 2018-08-10T21:02:46+00:00

Used to be a doorman at a student bar.

Some TRP related stories that stick out to me are as follows.

I was working the smoke pit which was one of my favourite posts. I got to chat up the patrons and this usually made for some hilarious conversations. Keep in mind at this time I was dating someone so I never actively tried to pick up women. One time this woman came out and asked me for a smoke. We chatted about some casual stuff before I asked her why she was so upset (she was holding back tears). She said she didnt understand why guys kept rejecting anything intimate with her and all she was able to find was fwb. This woman was easily an hb8 and I straight up looked at her and said guys dont respect her because she doesn't respect herself, etc. Basically I said if she kept acting like a slut then guys would treat her like a slut (I had just found TRP and this is part of the reason a few months later me and my ex would break up). The face she made was one of the most sincere looks I had ever gotten and I figured this is the first time somebody called her on her shit. Lo and behold I had to reject her cause of my exgf (who was a BPD bitch) but I hope I may have had an effect on her with our conversation at the bar.
This hb9 and a chad were having fighting throughout the night. Although I didn't actually hear what they were fighting about it culminated with her dancing with another guy before being caught by chad. Needless to say I saw him walk up to her and whisper something in her ear before he turned toward the exit. Next thing I know she is following behind him and trying to stop him from leaving by pulling at the guy as she is balling her eyes out. She keeps saying how sorry she is, etc. but the dude just keeps walking and tells her to leave him alone. He even goes to hold the door to the club open for her before slamming it in her face and running off. This was a beautiful woman begging this guy to come back and he maintained frame and walked away after she began to slut it up. I'll never forget this.

Reply if you want some more.

atticusfinch1973 · 2018-08-09T18:27:48+00:00

My blue pill lens was shattered as a bouncer when a girl in my college class who bartended, was only 18 and a "good christian virgin" - what she told me when I was trying to game her constantly - went onto a tour bus with a B level band and came back into the bar and told the other female bartender she had just fucked two members of the band and it was amazing.

I can provide many, many examples as can any person who has worked in the bar/club industry for any period of time.

dagenought · 2018-08-09T19:46:39+00:00

I was a bouncer for five and a half years. I can confirm what OP says. I worked in my local dive bar that ran all the Ravs and local vands in the area. Having 1200 people crammed into the building for the night,with most of woman grinding on the dance floor in nothing more than their underwear was both fun and eye opening. Taught me alot about female nature. If we would have let them they would have fucked just about any random Chad on that dance floor right then and there. I'm sure the ecstasy helped drop those inhibitions just a bit. Though after time getting to know the regulars and learning of the number of them that "rav safe" ,don't use pills or powders and may only drink a bit. They still would be the slut of the night to escape their 9 to 5 was amazing.

My two most memorable moments were the night a girl comes to me as I'm working the front door and says her friend needs help. She is all frantic so I follow her to the women's bathroom. I yell in that I'm coming in before I enter I have had to do this a few times now and the girls don't care because if I'm going in then there is a problem. I enter first thing I see is two chicks screwing on the sink board. They don't give a shit that there are like ten to twelve other chicks there or one ODing in the stall. Just getting off is all they cared for, hell they did not even care I was there. I just helped the chick who was having a really bad time at that monent.

The other was I was when we were booked for a memorial/ benefit on a sat afternoon and I ended up with two opposing MCs in the bar. A few of the guys started getting heated with each other. I'm thinking shit I'm dead there is no way I can deal two bikers by myself let alone the thirty +- that are there between the two MCs. The two who were leading this whole thing were not far from me and all I said to them was "hey, gentlemen we are not here for this" both of them now staring at me for a moment, now I'm really thinking I'm dead. They broke up and all of them just kind of stayed to their own side for the rest of it. Only time I was truly scared doing that job.

Humanonymous · 2018-08-10T00:42:03+00:00

Man, I read the entire comment section and now it disgusts me. I read it, tried to sleep, couldn't sleep and somehow felt the compulsion to write here.

I live in a small German town where it's difficult to meet women. Especially when you don't speak German. Although I'm a university student but I haven't had much luck with women here. Or let's say, not the way I would quantify luck. I would love to meet with someone and share a meaningful time. I do get laid, not very often, but it's fine.

But after reading all this, I find it abhorrent to even ask for a relationship. Maybe I should just keep it casual and find a new girl every month, have fun and score more. My impression of average woman was way different. I do have seen women do stuff but reading other people in the section just confirms what I thought wasn't true.

The double standard and the amount of lies these chicks tell is astounding. I was in Bratislava once, met a girl in the hostel, went to club, screwed her in the girls toilet and came back. I thought this happens rarely - as in the time between open and close not more than 30 min. I'm 185 and 58 kg. Decent at gaming but not so very good looking in terms of physique. Theses hoes could get whatever they want.

It's time for a change I guess. We men should hold the bridles after learning this. These hoes are worthless.

smirk_addict · 2018-08-09T17:52:04+00:00

The first thing I learned about social dynamics with women is how they use alcohol or recreational drug use for plausible deniability. I've never had any desire to do either and I've honestly missed quite a few lays because of it haha. It's just something infuriating to me about entertaining a woman's desire to avoid accountability and her leveraging what's best for her post sex.

I always enjoy your write ups. It's been awhile.

thewrecker8 · 2018-08-09T20:59:39+00:00

I have a buddy who's older but bounced at one of the hottest nightclub in my state in the 80s. The amount of stories he has is unreal. He says everytime, whenever you went to work it was guaranteed you were getting fucked or blown. Sometimes both in the same night.

getyourtitslit · 2018-08-10T03:23:03+00:00

Former bouncer here. Saw a big girl on "girls night out" once, wearing heels that seemed too high for her weight, she slipped down the wheelchair ramp and hit the ground pretty hard which caused her to simultaneously shit and piss herself. Needless to say they bailed pretty quick, but her shit on the floor stuck around. Cue me and the rest of the crew pushing through a dank, soaking wet 110 degree or hotter club (AZ in the summer) trying to find and clean up her shit. I don't know how that got taken care of in the end, I almost threw up it smelled so bad.

BIG_HUB · 2018-08-09T17:33:42+00:00

This is all true, I bounced back in the day and girls nights out are just an excuse to be cheap sluts. I once took a break and as walked out to the back I noticed some chick getting railed on the hood of my car, some dude that she knew for about five minutes was knee deep in her ass. I told them to get the fuck off my car and she one legged it away dragging her panties on her fuck me pumps. Saw the same thot the next night and I just shook my head at her and she left, never saw her again.

PlataOrPluma · 2018-08-09T16:42:41+00:00

Yea I was a bouncer before and I had girls grabbing me every night funny how that double standard works

cappadocianhawk · 2018-08-09T20:59:09+00:00

I own a bar, shit like this happens all the time. Deeply fascinating but terribly sad.

Even saw bitches dance topless on top of the table when they only had non-alcoholic cocktails.

uebermacht · 2018-08-10T09:21:20+00:00

Reminds me of the stories of /u/TheeRyanGrey

NameUser18 · 2018-08-10T22:19:59+00:00

Jesus America is a degenerative mess.

Quo210 · 2018-08-10T02:38:27+00:00

You lied. The thread said bouncer tales not terror tales

beginner_ · 2018-08-11T06:08:58+00:00

While this is a red pill theory confirmed dream, the experiment itself is flawed as being at a club to begin with is already a huge preselection for sluts. It's like going to a gym to assess the health of the general public.

U-94 · 2018-08-09T18:41:15+00:00

I was a bouncer off and on for like 10 years. It depends where you work. I rarely had roadhouse situations or slutty chicks making scenes. Most often it's fucking boring and inconvenient to your next day since you're not getting home until 4am.

Hopefully you're paid cash under the table.

RunawayGrain · 2018-08-09T16:21:56+00:00

I am a high school History teacher by trade, but this summer a guy who owns a large bar/pool hall/dance club asked me if I would be interested in bouncing.

Ever want to get one of your students in a headlock and tell him your keeping him there until he explains the significance of the renaissance period? Just saying.

Girls can get away with sexual assault.

I just have to ask what you would do if some guy came up to you as a bouncer and complained about a girl grabbing his wang without permission? Not trying to be provocative, just genuinely curious what your options are.

Even though I am half-a-century old and gruff, I get propositioned in the most vulgar ways every night, am constantly being “twerked” and have even have my penis grabbed a few times.

When you say they can get away with it, I assume that means that you don't have much recourse when this happens.

Drunk dudes think they are Mike Tyson but are more like Steve Urkle.

LOL.

Examples of this truism are too numerous to mention.

Come on and give me some of the funnier ones.

SpecOpsAlpha · 2018-08-09T21:52:18+00:00

As an aside: the people in original post are the parade of human debris that gets to vote and decide the future of this country.

Be fucking afraid...be very afraid...

lagerea · 2018-08-09T21:38:46+00:00

I've been bouncing for 12 years, everything you said is true, and there is so much more. I always tell guys it's a great experience, an awakening of sorts that every young man should strive for as soon as possible.

Vyking_ · 2018-08-10T23:12:28+00:00

I'm 22 and bounced at one of the local clubs all through college. It's a college town so our main clientele were college aged people. I can confirm everything posted by OP.

While I wouldn't say its every woman that acts like that, it's enough that any blue pill belief that women aren't hypergamous is quickly crushed.

If your girlfriend goes out with her girlfriends you better pray to God that her friends like you and think you're a GREAT catch. Cause they're the ones who'll keep your girl in check.

I've seen with groups, it's her friends that are either going to pressure her to cheat or pressure her to be loyal.

And us bouncers get sexually harassed on a nightly basis. I've had my ass grabbed, numbers slipped down my pants and my dick grabbed. But that's a plus in my book, I've gotten laid through that job more than anything else.

If you're 6'2"+ and well built, I highly advice you give bouncing a shot. Just dont be the douche tough guy, 9 times out of 10 problems should be diffused verbally.

omega_dawg93 · 2018-08-09T17:53:37+00:00

i have two fraternity brothers who played college football; they were male strippers in the off-season to help pay their way thru college, etc. when they did parties, etc, i was their 'handler, manager, bouncer,' etc.

here's what i've observed:

at a bachelorette party, i watched about 80% of the women touch dick during the show. about 40 to 50% of the women, from 18 to grandmaw, actually put dick in their mouths. one of the married bridesmaids, took nut to the face while the rest of the women cheered her on.
women get fucked during girl's night out and on girl's vacation, especially. when approached by chad or tyrone, women cover for each other when THEY all agree the guy's worth fucking. parking lot bj's, bathroom bj's, etc.
at a bbw's birthday party, a group of bbw's WORSHIPED dick as my buddies went around the room. some of these women acted like they hadn't had dick in years! i even got my dick sucked that night from a big broad who my buddies said was phenomenal. i agreed... wish i had her phone number right now. lol.
if you're a racist, stop reading here: i once watched my frat brothers get 'mauled' by a group of young & old VERY conservative-looking white soccer moms. these broads were the freakiest of them all. many of them saw dark meat and went absolutely nuts... sucking to completion, fucking (many didn't care about condom use), and some even started kissing & feeling-up each other. it was quiet until they got drunk; then all hell broke loose.

have fun at your bachelor party, and do NOT listen to what women tell you about the 'lame & boring'bachelorette party... THEY LIE ALL THE TIME!! they're having just as much fun fucking around as guys do at bachelor parties-do NOT kid yourself.

i've seen women act like complete animals when a hard body and hard dick (and group encouragement) are in her face.

AvilioXO · 2018-08-09T23:34:35+00:00

When you get a position of power you notice so much about women. I remember we had to fire and employee once because he made a female employee feel uncomfortable. It was literally light flirting. Not even a week later she’s sexually throwing herself around to other male employees. I heard some of the stuff she said and that was off the top.

phishyfingers · 2018-08-10T15:20:28+00:00

Bartending is quite eye opening as well. I had a group of girls that would constantly hit on me even though I was taken. Girls are keen to offer blowjobs as incentive to plate them. They really don't care if you have a girlfriend because they think they can take her man anytime they want. One girl offered to blow me while my gf slept in my arms... They were best friends!

jeeptrickery · 2018-08-10T13:45:23+00:00

This is true. Can confirm.

Source : former DJ and bartender here.

What alcohol does to people when unmeasured is pathetic.

RedPillFluffy · 2018-08-10T17:32:42+00:00

I have had a close friend, who says she never drinks, go out with a guy and drink with the purpose of sex.

She’s in a LDR, and she is the type that “would never cheat”, which I believed in my BP days. She has a crush on a co-worker, goes out one night and proceeds to down a half bottle of tequila and pass out to wake up to her co-worker on top of her.

Her words “I immediately started to tell him no and to get off, but I’ve liked him for so long and I wanted it. I drank with the intention to have sex”

AWALT, including precious brides to be.

Laconique · 2018-08-10T03:07:54+00:00

That's after reading these kind of post that I know that deep down in my heart, I keep a bluepîll core.

For a reason, these stories from OP and others bouncers/clubbers break my heart, even through I believed I was redpilled enough to understand that the vast majority of modern womens are worthless hoes. Someone's married mother sucking a male stripper in front of her cheering friends ? Like seriously ?

Fuck this man, glad I never had a LTR, and probably will never have with a western female.

Rollo_Mayhem3 · 2018-08-09T20:32:41+00:00

I used to bounce at a college bar. select girls would stay after closing to get extra drinks and take their clothing off to get their body's licked with whip cream among other things and allow the owner to photograph them. These girls look like innocent little church going girls, they went to church but they were not innocent. edit: the alcohol was always involved and an excuse to act slutty.

CosmosInfinite · 2018-08-10T16:42:19+00:00

My God, i'm sick reading all these comments

DutchBouncer · 2018-08-11T13:29:24+00:00

Sorry for my English, Dutch bouncer here. I just made an account fort his thread. I’m in my early 30s btw. Security ID

I can confirm that these bouncer tales are true. You can't even imagine what you see if you are a bouncer and sober the whole night.

I'll try to keep this story short: one night there was an international student party at the club where I bounce. So at around 2am this green eyed 18 yo hb9 persian slut showed up with her skinny Dutch boyfriend. His facial aesthetics weren't too bad, but you could tell by his physique, the way he walks and his designer clothes that he was a beta provider for mrs. Persian. Mrs. Persian walked on high heels, shorts and wore a redflag attention seeking see trough shirt.

2:30 am: she walked outside to smoke a cig and started talking to me with her slutty friend. We just chit chatted about casual stuff and then her provider showed up. He was mad because he bought her a drink but she went outside, so they both walked away like 25 meters and they argued while I was talking to her friend. What I noticed is that the provider had no frame and started to act like a little baby with tears on his cheeks (srs). So she left him and walked to her friend I was talking to. She then said something like this to me: 'at least you are mature'. So I gave her a handkiss and told her to go inside and said 'we will talk later, enjoy your stay'.

Her boyfriend was still outside and you could tell he was mad af and was looking mad at me. For the record, I'm 6'5 and around 280lbs so he was probably too scared to even say something to me about it and he left. Trough the night hb9 walked in and out for a few more cigs and smiles every time she enters the door.

5 am: Club was closed. I was checking the toilets if nobody was still inside etc. Then I heard some one knocking on the door. This happends every night, because people always forget their jackets or lose their keys and stuff like that. So I walked to the door and there was mrs. Persian.

Me: Whats up mrs. Persian?

HB9: I-I think I forgot my jacket inside...

Me: you had no jacket when you came here. Give me a sec, let me grab my bag.

HB9: wait!

Me: No you wait (and I closed the door).

So once I came outside I placed my hand in her neck and guided her to my car. It's a 5 min walk. I asked her if she lived here by herself but she said she had room mates. Since I'm pretty known by the local students in this place I decided I would not go to her place. I live like 50 minutes away from the place I work so it was no option for me to bring her home and pay for a taxi or something like that.

So once we sat in the car we made out for a few mins and I told her to suck me off, because I needed to relax after a 'turbulent night' and so she did. I really do like feet, so I told her to rub my weener with her toes and soles. She didn't understand it at first, but I said just do it already, so she did and she was making moaning noises anyway (lol). Shortly after I blew my load in HB9's throat and she left the car.

We didn't exchange numbers, but she found me on instagram and followed me (not hard to find me online, because at least 200 students follow me, even though I have like only 5 pictures).

6 months later: we never talked to each other again, but she still shows up with her provider shes still together with at the club I work. Even though we don't speak each other, every time she makes eye contact and smiles.

Tldr: 18 yo hb9 sucked the bouncer and probably never told her boyfriend.

Leftaas · 2018-08-09T23:26:35+00:00

Honestly reading this and knowing it is completely true makes me feel sick.

Mescalean · 2018-08-10T00:01:34+00:00

My dad use to bounce. He's told me some crazy shit before. Thought about doing it myself and honestly, I'd probably get arrested in the clock. Being around a bunch of drunk "alphas" or just drunks in general has made my eye twitch.

Thanks for sharing. He always said it was never about who was the best fighter although it helped, but who could talk someone down. Usually by that time one if the behemoths would have knocked the offender out or had them in a choke hold of some sort.

epixs · 2018-08-10T11:33:59+00:00

Used to bounce during college , was fun in the begging but I never though I would say it , but partying got old after the first 3-4 months. Had a lot of cool stories from it and met a lot of people, but damn did it make me lose all faith in women lol

NorthernOracle · 2018-08-11T22:50:14+00:00

Could be a bit of selection bias at work here. Girls at clubs are by definition a bit slutty, if not a lot slutty. I've had over a dozen long terms (i always break it off b/c im one of those oft mention commitment-phobic men) and none of my girls ever go to clubs or bars. I would never marry one who did, or who kept the company of club rat girlfriends.

YaseenNoorani · 2018-08-09T19:12:58+00:00

Been a bouncer just over a year and I have to say all this is true

Proverbial_Shit · 2018-08-09T20:58:58+00:00

How'd you get into it? I just looked for online ads but didn't see anything in my area.

[deleted] · 2018-08-10T15:48:25+00:00

> I have had females insist that I forcibly remove unattractive guys who barely touched them

I've been on the wrong end of that back when I was a badly dressed beta. And of course the bouncer wants any excuse to beat someone up so how can one even argue most of the time? But I tried anyway: "why would I have 'groped' 2 girls I've never seen before (until you grabbed me by the neck and pointed them out) and can honestly say I'm not attracted to anyway?"

tchower · 2018-08-11T00:04:54+00:00

Interesting. To each his own. I’ve always feared going raw with a girl I just hooked up with because this girl could’ve fucked like over 40 guys or even 100 before me even though she acts like she never does stuff like this and acts innocent. lol

unplug9000 · 2018-08-09T18:23:02+00:00

" pretty swole old guy who is good at diffusing conflict"

Scene of Arnold saying "If it bleeds, we can kill it" popped into mind...

Andgelyo · 2018-08-09T23:20:57+00:00

I mostly agree with these tales, however in my experience bouncers can be fucking pricks/cock blockers. I remember one night I was grinding with some girl and she was on the hand rail and the bouncer told me numerous times to get off the rail. Same bouncer saw me hitting on chicks and pulled me away from them, and told me to stop annoying them. This was obviously before I started lifting and was a skinny “pretty boy” in my younger days. Anyone else agree? Not necessarily knocking OP, but I never really jived with bouncers since then.

P.S. clubs are a waste of time if you are trying to get laid, all the older dudes (I’m 28) know this.

PhotosyntheticChad · 2018-08-12T05:08:24+00:00

Can confirm.

Worked bar in my late 20s.

6ft2, Rock-Chad.

Drunk chicks are ‘hands on’ with their sexual assault.

Even married.

‘Bitch I’m just trying to work’

digeridooasaur420 · 2018-08-09T19:10:43+00:00

Lol do you see any former students?

Dmva100 · 2018-08-09T16:40:51+00:00

If you can't fuck a slut in the bathroom at a club or get a BJ you shouldn't be doing night game, especially club game. AF/BB top 5-10% in it's truest form.

RandomReeditUser · 2018-08-09T17:13:37+00:00

That's sad and gross. Thanks for sharing.

Atolla2 · 2018-08-09T22:55:45+00:00

Problem is, knowing this information doesn't save you if you're dating a girl who loves the girls night out. You really can't win, you either let her slut around or you come across as a controlling, abusive fucker telling her what to do.

scagnetti89 · 2018-08-10T09:41:57+00:00

Kind of off-topic but I used to bartend in college at a local dive bar. After preparing limes and shit I'd work the door until it got busy. All I had to do was check I.D. Around 8 or 9 a bouncer would take over the door and I would go to slinging beers and well drinks. One weekend we had a bad fight (wasn't there for it) and the owner decided to hire a new and lead bouncer to get the group up to speed. I was doing my usual Friday night routine and checking I.d at the door. Mind you I'm a manlet, 5'7" 210 lb.. This dude is maybe 6' and overweight, I can't recall his name, lets say Bill. Bill comes up to me telling me he can't have me working the door, and if something where to happen what could I do? Basically I sum it up as he's a dick, whatever, I'm here to make cash. So I go to my bar and start working. Bill and I have a relationship deteriorate over the course of about 6 months. He was always condescending and demeaning, but I ignored him and made that money. Now the bar I was responsible for faced a dance floor, with its back facing the entrance walk way. I had some drunk hens get behind my bar one night trying to be cute grabbing liquor. After that situation I told Roadhouse Bill to put some chairs or have one of his henchmen keep an eye on the little knoll behind my bar. He blew it off. Fast forward, it's Christmas time in Maine. My good friend has made assistant manager. Its a slow night on a Saturday due to a blizzard. We decide to rent 2 rooms at a days inn next door and get sloppy ass drunk with a few locals at the bar. Only 3 on staff, me, him, and a waitress. After a lot of beers we moved onto some tequila from my little bar (this is important) and start mixing drinks and shot glass towers falling all over the place. Well fate should have it a bus of Canadians had pulled in to stay at the hotel next door. So we are pickled and about 20 Canadians come in to drink and eat bar food. We have a blast with these crazy Fuckers. We ended up slaying about 3 bottles of tequila from the little bar I work at, how, I assume with our Canadian brethren. Morning comes, and we have to clean this frat house mess first thing. We clean, I leave for campus and put it out of mind. Friday comes along and we have meeting with all the staff . The owner is fucking pissed, he did a bottle count and my bar is missing these bottles of tequila. I'm blanking on what to say, and then it hits me like a lightning bolt. "I fucking told Bill about that about a month ago! People getting behind my bar stealing shit ." The owner looks at Bill, and asks if that's true. Bill says yes and before he can defend himself the owner tells him he's fired and to get the Fuck out of here. My buddy the assist manager is trying to keep a straight face. I had a shit eating grin watching that fucker leave.

Dark_Lord_A · 2018-08-10T14:12:41+00:00

As god is my witness I will never get married.

rigbed · 2018-08-10T12:09:53+00:00

Is there a height minimum for bouncers? I’m 6’2”, I can get bigger. Am I too short

Throwaway992311 · 2018-08-11T00:49:09+00:00

Man, I know this. I was shocked at the way the first girl I became intimate behaved. This was not a sweet and innocent girl. This is going to be an unpopular opinion, but it honestly turned me off.

b2daoni · 2018-08-11T17:16:03+00:00

500+ comments and counting whewwww

Sitchnatio · 2018-08-11T23:40:57+00:00

I never got the reason why women love to act like savages in clubs...like when they start ti dance on tables or when they throw up because thsy had too much alcohol.

Why they love to act like that? It seems like every girl nowdays is a party girl.

mikemnp11 · 2018-08-09T18:37:04+00:00

This reminds me of a night when I went to a club with a plate and her sister that insisted to join us because her 50 years old beta provider husband "annoyed" her and that he's an "idiot".

1.She slapped the ass of one of the bouncers inside of the club and started grinding against him. 2. When she left, she literally asaulted the bouncer at the entrance trying to kiss him for 10 minutes !!! I was in shock watching how the guy would just laugh and just minimally keep her away from him... I was wondering what would have happened with me if i would have done that !

Zanford · 2018-08-09T22:11:13+00:00

Great post. Experience and observation are the best teachers.

[deleted] · 2018-08-15T08:50:41+00:00

Give wymyn freedom and they will mess up everything. There is a good reason why women have been treated as incomplete personalities throughout history. It wasn’t misogyny. It was a necessity. It was protecting them from themselves.

Wymyn are stuck in the age when they had their first Menstruation. The body changes took all energy. Her personal development stopped for the benefit of being a birth machine, I’m not angry about wymyn being childish. I’m angry about men who are too stupid to distinguish between this truth and their yearnings to be with a decent, adult person that is a female. It’s entirely fictional. Fuck them, but never share your life with them.

natodraht · 2018-08-16T15:45:47+00:00

I've been to so many bars, pubs, clubs, raves, events or concert. Even during the week, from the start, from the main time, to the point where they closed. What I always find astonishing that I never witnessed anything close to a 50:50 male:female ratio. The best I saw was like a 65:35 ratio and the worst like 99:1 (smaller rap concert, was on death metal concert with a better ratio). I speaking of my hometown and the two far bigger towns next to it where I hang out.

I have 3 friends(two barkeepers one bouncer) that work for the company/person that owns several bars and clubs in my town so they see different kind of bars and clubs to different times and events. They confirm these male over representation. The bouncer guy was supposed to let in more women than men for one night and they were not able to do so unless they let in way to less people in.

Funny think is, this ratio is still present in university fields where the male:female ratio is the opposite from STEM fields, where most of the guys show up to those parties and only a few of the women.

Manunafraid · 2018-08-20T23:01:16+00:00

I dunno if it's been mentioned in the hundreds of comments but here in the uk there was a case of a bouncer who fucked so many women on "girls nights out" that when it was revealed he had HIV literally hundreds of women turned out for testing.

Originally the nurses thought he was bull shitting when he said how many partners he had but lo and behold out came the sluts from the woodwork.

Guys who let their ltr go to a club alone are fucking idiots.

Here is the link for those interested https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/a-town-in-fear-the-fatal-legacy-of-doncasters-lady-killing-bouncer-743031.html

Snazzy_Serval · 2018-08-09T17:54:19+00:00

Do you ever see short but other wise decent looking guys take any girls out of the bars?

ChildishGenovese · 2018-08-10T07:15:42+00:00

Nice post, would love to read more like it! One question though: if the gf tells you she's going on a GNO, what would the appropriate response be?

tchower · 2018-08-10T07:36:32+00:00

Interesting how you mentioned the soon to be bride at the club. When most of the girls I’ve pulled at clubs have been either married woman and then I find out they are married on their Instagram the next day. So I never talk to them ever again, and have direct personal experience with this one. I could not tell you why this is and I certainly do not look for married girls by any means, it’s just a connection thing that happens a lot. Thank you for sharing this! Post more in the future!

VoidInvincible · 2018-08-11T07:33:08+00:00

Well fuck me. I didn't know bouncers had such easy access to pussy. How do I sign up?

toolate4redpill · 2018-08-24T18:56:33+00:00

-Alcohol doesn't force you to do things you normally wouldn't

-Alcohol lowers your inhibitions so you do things you want to do, but normally don't have the balls to do

Rudeyyyy · 2018-08-09T18:56:08+00:00

Just a quick question, besides throwing out sleazy ho’s what kind of history do you teach? I prefer U.S. post Civil War.

stagon7 · 2018-08-09T18:36:21+00:00

This is a longshot, I've graduated from CV, but is this Mr. M?

WholesomeAwesome · 2018-08-10T01:48:55+00:00

why not try make some money out of those chicks?

Make a civil suit over the criminal one and claim economic damages n shit

Dodgeman70 · 2018-08-12T15:57:52+00:00

Yes, I seen this first hand as well. In real life and on Tinder and POF. I've talked to women on line and they didn't like talking dirty with me and were only polite, but with a profile of a handsome guy, they seemed like I was talking to a totally different woman, it's pretty funny both profiles had the same "about me" and bio lol.

throwaway90459 · 2018-09-18T20:02:48+00:00

Sooo any tips on how to do better or nah not really

shantakesanap · 2018-08-10T03:27:17+00:00

OP, how do you like being a teacher?

[deleted] · 2018-08-10T11:55:07+00:00

Enjoy it while it’s still fun. After doing it for a few years though, you realize that it’s a shitty job that underpays you horribly for the shit you have to deal with and the risks you have to take.

Title	Bouncer tales
Author	alphasquatch50
Upvotes	1615
Comments	424
Date	09 August 2018 03:46 PM UTC (2 years ago)
Subreddit	TheRedPill
Link	https://theredarchive.com/post/51878
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/TheRedPill/comments/95xku0/bouncer_tales/

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