I wanted a plate to come over, so I texted her:

"Come"

to which she responded:

"I am not your dog"

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I didn't know how to respond so I just responded with my hotel address and she came anyway. Upon reflection, I couldn't figure out what would be a good response. I was thinking something like "you're not cute enough to be my dog" but I think that sounds fucking dumb.

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