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[–]IntrovertedMagma102 points103 points104 points 5 years ago* (2 children) | Copy Link
I would fucking use the bathroom anyway.. and I would shred this bullshit paper on my way in..
What are they going to do about it, suck my dick??
Edit: Respect the cock! And tame the cunt!
[–]AFthrowaway300018 points19 points20 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Magnolia FTW!
[–]Varrick20168 points9 points10 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
IIRC the unisex sign is something that ADA compliant whereas this printed sign doesn’t meet any standard. Fuck that noise is tear that sign on the way in and take a shit even if I wasn’t planning on it.
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[–]Wallaby_Way_Sydney18 points19 points20 points 5 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
You never bleed out your dickhole?
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[–]Wallaby_Way_Sydney0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I did. They said it can happen randomly sometimes, but it's nothing to worry about unless it keeps happening or won't stop.
[–]This_Is_Pulse6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
“Damn men getting their period blood all over the place” -says the r/badwomensanatomy poster
[–]AllUpInYoGirl88 points89 points90 points 5 years ago (12 children) | Copy Link
Men take like literally 1 minute to pee. Women admit to feeling relief when they see a lot of men in lines for same-sex bathrooms. Females should be honored to be standing next to us =P
[–]IntrovertedMagma32 points33 points34 points 5 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link
I only take around 30 seconds to pee ..
Do men with big dicks take longer time to pee??
[–]trseeker29 points30 points31 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
That first one after you start drinking is always the longest..
[–][deleted] 14 points15 points16 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
The seal is broken. You're pissing every two or three drinks from then on.
[–]HairyBaIIs0070 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
More like every 2 go 3 minutes.
[–]tapdancingwhale5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yes. As a wielder of a 31ft. long peepee, it takes me an average of 18 minutes to urinate.
[–]nosoupforyou2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If someone takes longer to pee, is it because their pee hole is smaller or because their bladder is bigger? Is it a lot if when peeing, the toilet flushes itself?
[–]kurtu52 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
https://www.popsci.com/article/science/how-fast-does-elephant-pee
Funnily enough all mammals seem to empty their bladder in the same time. Doesn't matter if you are an elephant or a mouse, its the same time interval.
[–]daniel13324-5 points-4 points-3 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
It depends on how bad you gotta go and what drugs you’ve taken recently. And I suppose urethra length also plays a factor here. I’ve always been amazed at how fast women take a piss; maybe it’s because they don’t need to shake their dick to make sure they don’t get urine in their pants.
[–]OgreAllOver13 points14 points15 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If you are a gamer, its real fast.
[–]asturdytable0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is true but I want to share an anecdote about me going to the bar the other night. I was waiting for the men’s room with the same guy in there for probably 20 minutes. The first thing I could think of was “I have literally seen 6 girls enter and leave the women’s room in the time it’s taking this guy to finish in there”
[–]HairyBaIIs00780 points81 points82 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Just use it and if anyone says anything tell them you identify as a woman. What are they going to do?
They can't just assume your gender by how you look or what set of genitalia you have /s
[–]LJHova28 points29 points30 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Exactly what I would do. Then I would throw a fit and shame them for assuming my gender and cis-splaining to me
[–]AngryDeer4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Honestly this comeback just is the spanner in their retarded machine.
[–][deleted] 76 points77 points78 points 5 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
It has both genders on the actual sign.
If it’s a 1 person bathroom, I would rip that one off and use.
[–]FarTooLong24 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Piss on the sign. Spell out your initials in the faded wood. Men made this world. It is ours.
[–]praiser111 points12 points13 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Thats a little to much
[–]FarTooLong214 points15 points16 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Not really. Men are discriminated against in a world built by men.
[–]laptopdragon74 points75 points76 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
men designed it
men built it.
men made the signs
men made the printers/paper
now, man is no longer welcome... yup, ya know what, man can change the fucking locks.
[–]Itisforsexy11 points12 points13 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And men will be cleaning it too.
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[–][deleted] 37 points38 points39 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I've had jobs where I cleaned public bathrooms. In my experience, the women's toilets are significantly more disgusting: and that includes much more urine on the rim. I would bet that your mom and sister were complaining about their own mess.
[–]Vinegar_Dick25 points26 points27 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Holy shit this. Women's restrooms are always worse. I tried to figure it out and I feel like it's because they all attempt hovering and can't be bothered to clean up their mess because it's beneath them and they assume (and are right) that somebody will eventually clean it up.
The worst smell in the world is a wad of tampons with dried period blood.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I've had jobs where I cleaned public bathrooms. In my experience, the women's toilets are significantly more disgusting:
As someone who cleaned the toilets in a bar for a while in his youth, I certainly agree. May as well not put those little sanitary bins in the female toilets... the tampons never end up in there. Mopping up piss, throwing out glasses and having to unclog the odd toilet is the extent of cleaning required in the men's.
[–]ArmondDillo5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Always amused at this meme, why cant they just look down? So lazy and solipsist that no one else ever has to use the bathroom.
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[–]heist4202 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Destruction 100
[–]maggot_brain7911 points12 points13 points 5 years ago (11 children) | Copy Link
I've never been a fan of 'toilet wars' as they're called. Women always bitching about the toilet seat left up or a tiny droplet of unidentifiable liquid outside of the toilet bowl. Always bitching about 'falling in' the toilet, well, it should only happen once and you'll check next time, lady. A wise man [Terrence Popp] once said: "In the military we call that situational awareness and negative feedback works."
I've had the dubious 'honor' of cleaning a few public use bathrooms in my day, I used to cover for our maintenance man sometimes at the store I worked at. Let me tell you, the women's bathrooms are always, ALWAYS significantly worse than the men's.
Period blood dribble, blood soaked pads stuck to the walls or left on the floor, toilet paper/paper towels all over the floor, piss every fucking where because they all try to do that fucking hover-piss and fail miserably at it. Make-up smears and the occasional turd that got left behind enemy lines. The women's bathroom was often absolutely fucking disgusting. Anecdotally you'd think it would be the other way around but men seem to have a lot more etiquette and class about that kind of shit than women do.
[–]Dark_Shroud5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Because most men have to clean up after themselves because no one else will.
I used to think that leaving the seat up stuff was BS until one of my sisters moved in for awhile and started bitching about me & my brother. We laughed and ignored her. Especially because we would use the "poem rule" to conserve water usage. She really didn't like that.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
we would use the "poem rule"
Do I want to know?
[–]Dark_Shroud1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
If its brown flush it down, its yellow let it mellow.
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
10-4, Rubber Ducky.
[–]shetoldmeto800 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My guess is you piss and don't flush if the water isn't turning yellow.
[–]ArmondDillo3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
the occasional turd that got left behind enemy lines.
:D
[–]shetoldmeto800 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Makes you rethink the whole anal sex thing... Hell, even the whole sex thing.
On top of that gonorrhea? .... NAAAHH...
[–]ArmondDillo0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Oh, there's a whole world of diseases out there! Consider the fact that nearly every promiscuous cunt has HPV. Diseases like gonorrhea and syphilis are mutating into strains that can't be cured. Best to stay away.
I know I work in a medical-related field.
Gono and syphi are becoming increasingly resistant to standard antibiotics; doctors have to get creative with other antibiotic combos.
"toilet wars"? Talk about first world problems.
[–]IWantaPupper0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
One of my jobs is a housekeeper at a hospital, regularly woman leave their blood or shit soaked underwear in the tampon box.
[–]myNewAccountIsBetter9 points10 points11 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I would tear that shot off
[–][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Even if no men use it they'll still blame the mess at the end of the day on men.
[–]PapaMGTOW0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
When in reality wymans bathrooms are the nastiest. Ask any wyman
[–]PapaMGTOW0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That cleans bith
[–]heist4206 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Its ironic how there is a 2 gender sign under it, so i can still use it, checkmate sluts!
[–]dogsarethebest144 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I would have used it anyway
[–]feedmecarrots3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I have a problem with this and it could result in a citation being issued.
[–]SirScotalot884 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I'd piss all over the seats
[–]seanylovefromupabove0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Using a single stream or pinching it off as you go stall to stall pissing whilst doing the helicopter?
[–]DogsOfParadise3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Good, you just have to identify yourself as a woman and you're legally a woman.
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Go in anyway. I’m on my period bitch, don’t like it? What are you anti LGBTQ
[–]IWantaPupper3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
I used to work at plaster factory for a subsidiary of one of the biggest airplane manufacturers in the world. The only bathroom in the break room was women only, it was an immediate write up for even opening the door. The men had to walk a few minutes on their break to go use the only other bathroom on the floor.
[–]shetoldmeto801 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
And how is that not sexist?
I'd just piss on said toilet door if I can't open it.
[–]IWantaPupper0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Whipping your dick out in front of your co workers is definitely a power move. Just don’t break eye contact.
Well in another topic we were talking about how women are allowed to show cleavage and wear revealing clothes. I jokingly said that perhaps walking around with your cock out could be an option
[–]IWantaPupper1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Or utilize them man boobs
I don't want to be objectified!
[–]dinnerwithfunions4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Im so sick of the politicizing of bathrooms. Such a fucking non-issue. No one cares what restroom you use. IDGAF if you're a woman who identifies as a man or a M-F transgender feel free to piss/shit next to me in the mens room.
On another note.. The newer unisex bathrooms tend to be private. I always shit in the unisex bathroom at work cause I like the privacy/moment of peace to myself as I drop the cosby kids off at the pool.
[–]MLDdB2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sue them and make money in the process.
[–]darkrood1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
This is typical at a lot of construction sites.
[–]Dark_Shroud0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Also opportunistic bitches thinking they can banish men for a little while.
[–]NakedJuJu1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I prefer to piss outside any way
[–]Graypube881 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Id tear the sign to pieces, and go wherever my little guy feels like pissing.
[–]anongogogo1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I would just take that shit off seriously.
[–]OldTimeyENT1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Please? Nah and I am also gonna piss all over the seat and handle now too.
[–]BitcoinBoffin0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fuckem. Use a tree.
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Wait, what could three girls be doing in the same stall ?
All I can think of is scissoring in a very uncomfortable manner.
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All bathrooms belong to women. They are just occasionally nice enough to let us use them.
[–]JewTime4200 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'd rip that sign right down. I've been told I have a problem with touching things I'm not supposed to touch. I've even moved around cones so I could park at my favorite coffee shop at the time. Dude obviously weren't working there when I left my coffee they were trying to look at my license plate. I quickly stepped outside and locked my back license plate since my front was still a dealers plate. I look them right in the eye and said what are you going to do call the f****** police?
[–]steveyxe690 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That sign is easily removed
[–]Baldrbaldr0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ignore it. It's a shit test. Literally.
[–]shuttup_meg0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This has to be illegal, right?
[–]Cyprian_0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The note means nothing, all I see is the lower sign/placard.
[–]BottleCap-SnackTrap0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Doing us a favor tbh. It's ironic when female restrooms are disgusting and yet male restrooms are not.
[–]SomethinLikDis0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I would go in and sue them for discrimination if they say anything
[–]Formally_Nightman0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Take dog shit and wipe on door.
None of the women could figure out how to remove the original plaque
[–]AllahHatesFags[S] 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I would have just used it anyway, but I heard a woman say it was broken. So I LOL'ed and left.
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