Summary: There is a new kind of divorce that has been emerging over the last few years: the Nuclear Divorce. Two recent victims of Nuclear Divorces are Silicon Valley venture capitalists Joe Lonsdale and Michael Goguen. The Nuclear Divorce is becoming an established pattern, following a predictable path.

Body: Women instigate the overwhelming majority of divorces. Thus, divorce is primarily a woman's weapon, and we all know how a regular divorce works. Wife and Husband go to court and battle over money and custody, and Wife usually wins.

But how does a Nuclear Divorce work?

If a regular divorce is like a woman shooting you in the head, A Nuclear Divorce is like a woman detonating a hydrogen bomb over your entire life and reputation. And the craziest part is, you don't even need to be married to be the victim of a Nuclear Divorce. Let's examine how this works.

What Qualifies as a Nuclear Divorce?

A Nuclear Divorce follows a predictable path:

  1. The relationship. High-status Man and lower-status woman engage in a long-term sexual relationship. However, the man does not propose marriage to the woman.

  2. The woman begins to feel scorned. She has provided sex to the man over a period of years, but he has not proposed marriage. In her mind, she begins to think she has been cheated -- she has given the man sex, but the man has not given her any social status (i.e. a wedding ring) in exchange.

  3. The woman's Hamstering. The woman's hamster kicks into overdrive. Feeling more and more scorned, she decides that their entire relationship has been nonconsensual. She decides that every time they ever had sex was RAPE!!

  4. The man's public shaming: The woman lawyers up and submits a court document chock-full of the most intimate details you can imagine. The woman knows she can slander you as much as she wants in a court document because she can't be prosecuted for it. The man's reputation takes a huge hit and he is forced to resign.

  5. The man's response. Man is forced to respond to woman's court filing by providing a ton of email evidence that directly contradicts her claims of rape.

  6. The fallout. Woman gets her payday, man is left to pick up the pieces of his broken life and ruined reputation.


If this sounds unrealistic or crazy to you, then you need a reality check. I'm not making this shit up: this is the exact pattern that two high-profile cases have recently followed. Check it out:

Joe Lonsdale's Nuclear Divorce

  1. The relationship.

  2. The woman begins to feel scorned.

  3. The Woman's hamstering.

  4. The man's public shaming.

  5. The man's response.

  6. The fallout.. (Lonsdale's case was dropped, but the damage to his reputation was already done. He lost his job and was temporarily banned from his alma mater, Stanford... even though not a single allegation against him has been proven in a court of law.)

Michael Goguen's Nuclear Divorce

  1. The relationship.

  2. The woman begins to feel scorned.

  3. The woman's hamstering.

  4. The man's public shaming.

  5. The man's response.

  6. The fallout. (Goguen has already lost his job and his seats on several company boards, even though not a single allegation against him has been proven in a court of law.).


Lessons Learned:

  • BE CAREFUL having sex with financially poor women if you have tens of millions of dollars. Since women feel entitled, they will soon begin to feel entitled to your money and your status.

  • Don't stick your dick in crazy.

  • Don't get married, and don't put yourself in a situation where a woman feels scorned that you didn't marry her. (this might be impossible but.. try).

  • Beware of the Nuclear Divorce.