Hi, my name is RyanGrey. I've spent the better part of my adult years working in bars and nightclubs on the West Coast. My experiences here translate very well into the real world--despite countless rebuttals to the contrary(a lot of guys don't want to believe how many "normal girls" visit my establishment)---and I like to share these experiences with you.

For this thread I won't waste your time with any verbose premises or setups. It's pretty straight forward. A portion of my job is checking IDs. This is what I've learned from how people react.

1.Ugly people don't have fake IDs. In the history of me catching fake IDs--- and I'm pretty fucking good at it--- I've never caught a fake ID from someone unattractive our "weird" looking. It's the ultimate time saver for me and when you're seeing 2,000 people a day you need time savers.

For the most part, guys with fake IDs don't come to nightclubs and bars because they're either too scared to lose them or too pragmatic; their fake IDs serve a singular purpose: Getting alcohol for their friends. Simple.

So, when looking for a fake ID at a nightclub or bar, a whopping 90-95% of the time what you will find is a young, hot girl between the ages of 17-20. The kind of women who have no interest in men their age and need to go to the one place they're guaranteed to find someone older.

These women matured faster and have been attractive for so long that the gap between men and women from ages 0-30 has kicked into overdrive. They crave power and ambition and status and 17-20 year old boys have none of these things.

2.Women Lie To Themselves First. Ever wonder why women are such good liars? The first reason is a lifetime of practice, of gossip and social malleability. The second reason is that the first lie women tell is to themselves.

On this little sheet of paper and plastic that no one else sees, women lie about their height and weight so often that it's shocking when it's actually correct. This is the world women exist in, one where they tell the lie to themselves and repeat it so voraciously that by the time it comes out of their mouths it's already deemed true.

It's much easier to tell a lie when you actually believe it. It's the fundamental basis of the blue pill and feminism.

3.Women change their hair and think it changes everything. This is the most common outcry I receive, "Well I changed my hair that's probably why it doesn't look like me."

They look EXACTLY the same. EXACTLY THE SAME. It never fails to make me laugh. The feeling of wanting to change and be different so badly that you actually achieve a state of transmodification through belief.

4."I swear it's me". As much as women swear to you they're different, they're not; they use the same tricks at the same times, over and over and over, i.e how men learned to pass shit tests.

Every single time, without fail, I spend more than 3-4 seconds on a young girl's ID, they'll exclaim "I swear it's me". It's the first sign that the ID might be fake.

My girlfriend lies to me and she loves me, and these random girls expect me to believe them. It's so cartoonishly repetitive that I chuckle every single time they say it. The impatience women get when you stare at their ID all stems from the final statement...

5.A Woman's ID Is The First(Sometimes Only) Time You Get To See Behind The Veil.

Here at trp we discuss a veil, the wall women place between themselves and the world, a wall most men will NEVER see behind, even if they marry her.

Asking a woman to see her ID is like asking to see her phone, I'm guessing they're going to say no, or, when it comes to the ID, hesitate greatly, to most men.

That's because the veil is never to be breached by a man that isn't an alpha male to her, by a man she doesn't consider better than her in every way. It's a large part of the reason we find it impossible to have honest discussions about women with men who have never peered behind that veil.

Men who have never peered beyond that veil see the character's of women, they see women on tv playing characters, they see their mother who is also playing a character, they see the narcissistic facade women put out into the world to protect what's behind it.

I know what you're thinking, "How did you get all of this from checking an ID?"

Well it's not just 1 ID, it's tens of thousands of IDs, over and over again, which, in case you were wondering, is how we get good and learn anything: we take information and we test it until we fail enough times to get the right answer.

That little ID holds everything, what she looks like without makeup, if she's the kind of girl who wears makeup even to get her license picture, if she lies about her weight and height, what her actual weight and age are, etc. etc.

Every ID check is a piercing of the veil, not the whole thing, but just enough that the excitement and angst it causes each women is a constant reminder that it exists.