Today Red Pill SuperStar GaylubeOil has chosen to bring you into his Biblical Sermon. The Bible is the literary tradition of our ancestors and in his infinite wisdom GayLubeOil has decided to bestow it's knowledge unto thee. Not only is GayLubeOil an Alpha male with very big muscles, he is also the best source of theological commentary anyone could ever hope for. Unlike most clergy who are sedentary and spend most of their time studying scripture, GayLubeOil deadlifts. No one gives a fuck what a bunch of dad bod betas who don't even get laid have to say, which is why it is hardly a surprise that religion is on the decline. Luckily for God and for your soul, GaylubeOil is leading the spiritual revival in this Red Pill post.

Women Ruin Everything:

Pretty much everything you need to know about women can be found in the first couple pages of the Bible. After creating all of existence, God makes it abundantly clear not to fuck with the Tree of Knowledge. Eve being an impulsive emotional woman, takes this as a cue to test boundaries and does the one thing she's not supposed to: eat the forbidden fruit. When confronted with her shittiness Eve doges responsibility by blaming a magical talking snake. Adam is forced to pay for Eve's hubris and is banished from the Garden of Eden. The biblical lesson is that women exist to make babies, and shouldn't be permitted to make decisions. Bringing woman into the Land of Milk and Honey got mankind banished. The list of things ruined by female participation is truly staggering, which is why you must take heed of the lessons of The Garden of Eden.

Protein is Important

Cain and Abel had a disagreement and decided to resolve it by presenting God sacrificial offerings. Abel offered up Lamb and Cain offered grass. The Lord accepted Abel's high protein offering, and rejected Cain's carbs. Cain grew jealous. His jealousy turned to rage and drove him to murder Abel. The Bible is unclear why God chose Abel's protein over Cain's carbs but it is reasonable to assume that protein is holier than carbs, especially animal protein. After all, animal protein gives the best gains because it contains the same nutrients as our muscle tissue. Obviously this statement is bound to drive 145 pound vegans into a blind rage. This is always the case when one forsakes protien. Much like Cain, vegans have a habit of wandering the earth, groaning and shaking in self-induced misery.

Believe in Your Mission

After looking upon the Earth and seeing that it was filled with injustice and corruption, God made the logical decision to drown the fuck out of everybody in a great flood. Noah was pretty chill though, so God decided not to drown him or his family. God commanded Noah to build a 450ft, three story arc, and fill it with two of every animal. Obviously this seemed impossible. But Noah believed in himself, worked hard, ignored the haters and did it anyway. Noah's belief in his mission made the impossible possible. The world has always been filled with adversity, impossible odds and injustice. However men with vision and determination have overcome those odds time and time again. Not all of those men were righteous like Noah. Samson fucked prostitutes. Moses was prone to bouts of rage. However all of them achieved their mission through resolve strength and courage.

Take Back What's Yours

The Bible is many things: history, literature allegory and tradition. Its difficult to know where one begins and the other ends. However what is clear is that there's a concerted effort to strip you of the knowledge of your ancestors. There is a plan in motion to grind you down into a uniform, agreeable mass, bereft of values too scared to resist the next wave of change. You have been robbed and the great tragedy is that most of you don't know what you were robbed of. If today my bluster, dick waving and theological commentary convince some of you to to Take back what's yours, I will have accomplished my charge as Red Pill Superstar.

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