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[–]T000000949 points50 points51 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Actually this could work...
When it comes to lying, thieving, conniving manipulation to take what someone else earned NO MAN will ever match a womans skill.
[–][deleted] 40 points41 points42 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
male oriented film with a female cast.
Women wont watch it because it is not a chick flick, men wont watch it because they can't relate to the characters.
another ghostbusters blockbuster in the making.
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
men wont watch it because they can't relate to the characters
because it's silly.
Might as well cast children.
[–]FritzLn1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
and couples won;t watch it because the woman (who must be placated) won't want to watch it
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Didn't learn from Ghostcucksters I see.
[–]SamCasey9822 points23 points24 points 7 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
This is a fail big time. I wonder how many times Hollywood will try this before they figure it out that it does not work?
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[–]SamCasey9822 points23 points24 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Why wait? Visit your local gender studies department.
[–]T00000096 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
LOLZ!!
[–]justiceavenger4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That would be a great movie.
Woman #1 "yes this man is accused of rape, yes he has no remorse for what he did, and yes there is video evidence showing him committing the rape and laughing the whole time. But he is such a cuttie and super rich!!!"
Woman #2 "yeah and did you see what she was wearing? Totally asking for it plus she is better looking then me"
Woman # 3-12 "yeah not guilty!"
[–]lostapwbm10 points11 points12 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nah....
[–]In_Monochrome_Night10 points11 points12 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
For a second, I thought these were mannequins.
[–]Teflon08198 points9 points10 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Same here. The closest one on the left especially looks like a Real Doll.
[–][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's the wonders of kids face paint oops I mean makeup
[–][deleted] 8 points9 points10 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Pass.
[–]xronorx8 points9 points10 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Why tf rihanna tho? She's not an actress? Right?
[–]gods_bones18 points19 points20 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
She's black, thin and sassy. That's why. They literally just need her to throw a few insults and that's it.
[–]palaceposy67062 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Black and thin women over the age of 20 are pretty fucking rare...
[–]gods_bones1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well, if you think bout it she's really the only one who can get away with insulting people and have it come off as funny. Most black female celebrities in Hollywood are either:
demure and sophisticated (Zoe Saldana)
average body to big boned (Viola Davis, Octavia Spencer)
have a terrible image ruining their career (Halle Berry, Wanda Sykes)
vapid mindless whores who haven't been capable of generating a single original thought in their dead brain synapses since 1994 (Beyonce)
So Rihanna has kind of got a niche going on here.
[–]Tyler78922810 points11 points12 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I guess the plan is to steal clothes...
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
Or Uber Chad's semen so they can all give birth to 8-foot babies with 12 inch dicks (to protect us all from the mongolians/germanz)
[–]cashmoney_x0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
HAHAHHA
[–]bastardrattard8 points9 points10 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
nice traveling brothel
[–][deleted] 7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I would rather jab sharp sticks in my eyes than go see this.
[–]davisyoung7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
This makes sense since a woman is worth only 73 cents on the dollar compared to that of a man, thus
Oceans 8 divided by Oceans 11 = 0.727
Math checks out.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I fucking love you.
Time to use this in every thread reddit makes about this movie, along with the phrase "Femmake"
[–]587Boat4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
A clean subway car with no graffiti? C'mon...now I know it was filmed in fantasyland.
[–]Griever1143 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Cant wait to hear how I, as a white male, somehow am at fault for this not doing well.
[–]gods_bones2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sarah Paulson? Color me convinced. She will single handedly raise the quality of this movie, that woman can act better than Meryl Streep.
[–]Teflon08192 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I can see it now:
The entire caper revolves around them flashing their tits and giving blowjobs to distract the security guards.
But then they realize that they don't even have to steal money, they can just keep flashing their tits and giving blowjobs and get everything they want anyway!
Roll credits.
[–]Teflon08191 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
The more I think about it, the less plausible it seems to me that women would bother risking jail time to strike it rich when they can just take the safe route and be some rich guy's sugar baby.
Of course this is Hollywood we're talking about, but the whole concept just seems flawed from a red pill perspective.
[–]FritzLn0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
bingo. no woman would go through this much work to be rich. just look at what they major in during college. they'd just put on makeup and go out on the town. and if they ever did pull off the heist they'd immediately be miserable if they couldn't then find a man with even more money
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[–]Nondisposableentity0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
From a distance they looked like sex dolls propped up. Must be all the makeup.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I just can't wait to not go to this movie!
and one of them is worth more than all of the combined.
[–]Morb3570 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
The didn't learn after fucking up Ghostbusters and Star Wars. Have fun Hollywood losing even more money than you did last year. They'll probably remake Jaws too with women and have Melissa McCarthy as the shark. ; )
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[–]Morb3570 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Overall Hollywood has lost money despite Star Wars money. The movies still suck no matter how much they make and eventually fanboys will wake up.
[–]Shitlord_Unbound0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hey Hollywood, if you want to do an all-girl movie how about coming up with an original story instead of trying to give familiar stories the all-girl treatment?
When these fail they blame it on misogyny but really it's about disrespecting the source material.
Sandra Bullock looks like she is made of wax. Rhianna used to be hot when she released Umbrella. Now she is all tatted up, run through, and looks like an HPV contagion carrier.
[–]robocopsboner0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Post-wall women scheme about how they can steal millions? Is this movie about alimony?
[–]SquireDalbridge0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Remember how great Ghostbusters turned out this will follow suit I guarantee it
Chicks stealing? So it's gonna be about divorce rape?
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