My aunt, in reference to my (decent) career earnings when talking about staying single forever: "You're just going to keep it all for yourself? Don't you think you should share that with someone?"
My answer? "I do, when my buddies and I go out sometimes I pay."
Her response: "I mean with a woman."
Amazing, isn't it? My family member yet she thinks some stranger with a vagina is entitled to some of the money I worked for. Would she be saying that to the stranger in question? (Spoiler, no).
Team woman all the way I guess.
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