Intro

 

Let us get something out of the way, every healthy twenty/thirty something year old likes to fuck, it is the reason we leave our house everyday - and those not doing it are looking for it. If that’s not your dance or your song, you will find this post to be unrelatable.

 

If you live in a major city, enjoy meeting new girls and have some time to invest in the online pussy market, then online dating is a learnt tool and skillset which you must add to your arsenal. I have had plenty of success and plenty of failure, read my fair share of ‘How To’s’ – went on one too many dates ending in blue balls, bedded my fair share of hot babes and had one too many blowjobs all from online dating. My phones have all been plagued with numbers I will never call, hundreds of them, the ones I fucked, the ones I didn’t and the ones lost in abyss of nothingness where things that may or may not have happened.

 

The wall of text below is a comprehensive guide to online dating and it comes with a few words of caution Don’t believe everything you read about online dating, especially those preaching ‘it is easy’ as I have found that most of it is utter bullshit.

 

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Be especially wary of confirmation bias, the Tinder subreddits are full of shitty examples, men sharing their shitty one liners for karma the one time it ever worked, and keeping their 45 failures to themselves.

 

The Recipe for Online Pussy

 

In order to prepare that online pussy a very specific recipe is required and the ingredients are as follows:

 

1-\tAlpha   2-\tGame   3-\tLuck   4-\tTiming

 

Good looks are the catalyst which allow these ingredients to mix and bake well – but they are NOT a primary ingredient as will be elaborated in detail (contrary to the POF/OKC study everyone loves to share.) For instance, with good looks men will get 20 matches rather than 2, but they do not change the game what so ever.

 

1-\tAlpha – be the king of your domain and impose your will on the world. Live, let live, and die. Be today, for you be a fossil 200,000 years from now where the world will be full of new life and new minds which are stressing about the stupid shit they did the night before.

 

2-\tGame – Have game, read this post, develop technique and acquire new pussy gathering skills, induce emotion in others. Enjoy or loathe yourself in the process

 

3-\tLuck - Accept the reality of life that no matter how many variables you control, there are others whose control is beyond your abilities. Don’t rely on luck, a gazelle may wander off into the lions’ den, but if that is the lions’ only method of eating they will surely die from starvation.

 

4-\tTiming – Timing is everything - women are DTF and are in heat during different times of the month, and on other nights there is a code red. Some days you can get your dick wet by simply existing because you are at the right place at the right time, other days you will have to talk to 25 women before devouring fresh meat.

 

Messaging

 

1-\tDuring the introduction stage, keep your mouth shut at all times.

 

This one is very straight forward, without going in to details. Men think that online dating is their opportunity to show off their awesome hobbies, their awesome job title, so naturally during messaging and in their profiles they will continue to project their need for validation. I’m sorry son, if you need someone to tell you how awesome your life is – call your mother – that’s her job. As for the online babes, unless you are looking to fill the current vacancy for one needy beta Bob, learn to keep your mouth shut. If you must – disclose as little information as possible when the questions arise in the most natural nonchalant manner.

 

I avoid all of the shenanigans of who I am and what I do by lying through my fucking teeth. When asked I give whatever name I feel like giving and stick to a couple of online names to avoid having to catalogue what I’ve said to whom. I provide made up job title, whatever ethnicity sounds cool at the time, one day I am a carpenter from Brazil, another I am a painter from Senegal, some days I pick fruit and sell it in the market – I am having tons of fun with things that don’t fucking matter the least bit.

 

Don’t expect women to fuck you because of your earnings, nor should you want to intrigue them to buy in to your life or ever track you down. As you will find, the best of dates have very little of ‘what do you do? And where are you from?’ type of questions as the best dates are lived in the moment. Like applying for a job - you are not selling yourself as a person, you are selling your skillset which in online dating is your demeanor, and your ability to fuck their brains out.

2-\tKeep your motherfucking mouth shut about yourself, learn how to talk without saying anything

 

This is so important that I broke it down to two points which you can ignore if you are looking for a pen pal, for online pussy, keep reading.

 

Humans have this incessant need to categorize one another and pigeonhole them in categories, aside from the fact that your body may be begging you for sex - curiosity is one of the major driving factors for you to meet someone new, and explore their naked body. So like a professional poker player, you must never flip your cards over until you see what is on the table. Never classify yourself.

 

The trick is to only disclose information you deem necessary (alpha male, chill person, not a threat) and allow their imagination to draw you into their most beautiful fantasy.

 

For women, ambiguity and vagueness spark interest, yet create an easy feeling of vulnerability which they ultimately succumb to when their eyes are rolled back (in-person). By talking about yourself, you facilitate the process of them categorizing you as a ’35 year old divorced man’ or ’22 year old biology student’ which not only puts you on the bus with thirty others who talk and walk just like you do, but it’s boring as fuck!

 

You want to know about Billy the biology student’s favorite sports and hobbies? No – no one gives a fuck.

 

You want to see that snap of Billy and Sam in the limo getting retarded on the way to the party? Why not – sounds interesting.

 

As you see, events and actions are exciting and incite emotions, while descriptions and the people involved are rather boring.

It is not so much the activity in itself, it is that text messaging often betrays our ability invoke emotion that is ‘in the moment’ where beginners resort to disclosing information about themselves in a failed effort to generate a spark.

 

3-\tPlausible Deniability:

 

Maintain plausible deniability at all times, you must allow the hamster to spin freely in your favor. You must leave enough room for her to lie to herself about how you’re going to fuck her. Until my penis is thrusting inside her vagina I maintain plausible deniability at all times.

 

Never pin them into a corner where they are forced to lie to you and tell you how they’re ‘not easy’ or ‘not that type of girl’, everything should be insinuated and understood so if her friends were to ask her how her night went she will be able to say ‘We just texted a little bit, he was really nice, we met, he was cool, it was cold outside so we stopped by his place to get our jackets, and I unno... we just ended up fucking for the next few hours lol.’ It always ‘just happened’. Sending that text that reads ‘I can’t wait to fuck you’ even when both parties are on-board pins her into a corner where there is no way to rationalize what is going to happen but to think ‘I am about to fuck a stranger from online based on pictures, Craigslist style’ – this is not something she can tell many people even if she is okay with it. Avoid sexting and dick pics under all conditions, if you want sex, get it in person. Do not give away the goods for free.

 

I can’t emphasize this enough – Game talk! she speaks it!, and if she doesn’t, she’s not your type and may come at you with a rape accusation – stay the fuck away and run for your life.

 

Examples of Game Talk:

 

What you mean to say  Game Talk Translation

I want to fuck you  You’re cute BTW!  

I want to dominate you  I hope you’re this much fun in person ;)  

I have other options  Sorry, I’ve been super busy – Busy day – Crazy night  

I am the leader of men  How have the boys here been treating you?  

I am above you  Haha! That’s cute ;) Why don’t you (insert command)  

I fuck like a beast  I just finished letting out some stress at the gym! – Just finished my jog at …  

That is rude  (ignore)  

Work for me  (space out texts)  

You disgust me  1 word/1 letter answer  

How goes the AF search?  Having much luck here?  

Looking for AF, BB, or just going with the flow?  Didn’t expect to see any cute girls here ;)

 

Once you get the ‘yes’ which is never a ‘yes’ immediately work the logistics, time and a place, the sooner the better. Try to keep all initial communication to 5 messages or less and logistics to a few messages.

 

A reciprocated compliment is a ‘yes’ to meet, an inquiry or two is a ‘yes’ to meet, :)/;)/hahaha/Okay! :) are half a ‘yes’, you get a couple and you’re in the clear.

 

You have to also understand that it is not easy for women to say ‘Come fuck me now’ albeit, it does happen, they will often resort to telling you about being in their bed at the moment, being tired, happy, stressed. Disclosing emotion to a stranger is their way of asking ‘Here are my emotions - I would rather be in your frame’

 

4-\tShit is happening, always:

 

The world spins and clock goes tick-tock, it never stops. While you spend these 15 minutes reading, someone dies of hunger, another person buys their groceries, crimes are committed, someone seals the deal for a 4-some for the night while 2 others jerk it with force and vigor to remedy their depression and blue balls. You must learn to let go and dance to the rhythms which you compose using text, create the illusion of motion, while communicating, you are always on the go and shit is always happening – your words never go stale when you set them to motion.

 

Paraphrasing:

What are you up to? Shit is happening!

 

How goes your week? Shit is happening!  

How was your weekend? Shit was happening!  

What are you doing later? Shit will be happening!  

Any plans for the summer? I will make shit happen!

 

As soon as you pause to talk about yourself, motion stops, your messages lose all life and are left as motionless words on the screen. Remember that description of the painting you saw at your last visit to the museum? I don’t either. How you felt, as you stood dazzled, and looked eye to eye with a beautiful piece of art – feelings resonate through time. \t  

5-\tProve you have balls in person, don’t posture, be extremely polite online:

 

This one is counter intuitive, and is the one point where men need more practice. I owe most of my success in online dating to most other men being open about their dog status while online. Being aggressive and acting like an asshole to a female who you have never met while online, is the equivalent of someone telling you ‘I will fuck you up if I ever see you’ over a screen. If you know this person and have met them before – it will mean something, however if someone were to tell you that on an online forum, it will be quickly dismissed as weak attempt that holds no merit and requires no courage – fortunately for you, your competition is doing just that and eliminating themselves in the process. In person, you have every right to be a bold tiger eyed sex machine who melts panties with one stare because that shows courage. When online, keep it classy.   Be extremely polite and playful, it will distinguish you from the pact. Don’t confuse ‘polite’ with beta. Polite means being classy and mannered even if politically incorrect and even if you use profanities – being overly direct, or ‘mean’ is the most transparent way of letting these women know that you are a hopeless beta throwing inconsequential hail Mary’s online as a last resort.

 

TEXTING/Messaging Techniques

 

It baffles me how bad men are at texting women whom they don’t know. Ironically, it is something that most women are good at. With you buddies you can say ‘Wat u up 2 tmorow’ and they may even be alerted if you send a more formal ‘Hey! Plans for the day?’ in the former, you are relaying a message in it’s simplest form, while in the latter you are proposing the start of an interaction which ends in someone letting go of all emotions, and having an orgasm with your penis inside of them – learn the distinction and act in accordance.

 

Exclamation marks, emojis, smiley faces, ellipsis, apostrophes, periods, strategically use them. They are part of online communication and are used to convey emotions over a text message. it’s 2016, unless you are a brick, don’t be a brick.

 

The Four Step Process to Texting:

 

Introduction  Dance just a little (in the moment)  Meet In-Person  Fuck (or not)

 

Introductions are the social norm of greeting; they are your very first opportunity to use subtle communication to project value without saying anything.

 

At their essence introductions are our way of communicating ‘I am civil, non-hostile, and I abide by social norms when meeting strangers.’

 

There is nothing stopping you from greeting with ‘Blowjob? ;)’ And I have opened with it (shitty success rate) many times, have received some numbers and just one lay. However, with practice – I’ve decided to stick to practiced free throws and 3-pointers and avoid the full court one handed lobs. If the high-risk, high-reward quantity based method is what works best for you – then by all means – though I do not recommend it.

 

Examples:

 

*Introduction 1: Plain

 

You: Hey!

 

Her: Hi :)

 

You: How’s it going?

 

Her: I’m good and you? :)

 

That’s it, easy, no bullshit, don’t qualify yourself. Correct spelling is like good posture, ‘!’ show high energy and enthusiasm, ‘:)’ show cheerfulness. If you’ve taken the time to read their profile then you’ve already bought into their frame, forget their profile and also forget their Instagram, you’re not looking for a wife.

 

*Introduction2:

 

You: Hey hey!

 

Her: Hey hey hey!

 

She’s dancing your dance, play time

 

You: Well aren’t you a sassy little thing! ;)

 

Her: Haha! I’m actually the conservative type

Pause

 

She’s inviting you into her frame, ‘I’m a sassy little bitch, I bring all of the boys to the yard and you’re one of them’

 

Whenever I am ever invited into a woman’s frame I put her on a time-out for a few hours and come back and take charge of the conversation when I feel like it. Put this one on a time-out for a few hours

 

You: Haha! Guess looks are deceiving (you came back some hours later, you are compelled to reference what they have last said without actually giving a fuck about it as a social formality, she knows this, now, back to your frame) Anything fun and exciting for tonight? :)

  \t *Introduction 3  Roll into Dance:

 

You: Hey you :)

 

Her: Hi

 

You: How are you? / How’s it going? / How’s your day?

 

Her: I just did (insert text), what about you?

 

You: Long day! Just finished at the gym – off to the shower then to will have to see what the night holds ;) Having much fun here?

 

Her: It’s okay/Sigh, no comment / So many messages, lol/ Guys are animals/Just trying this out

 

If the answer is complemented by an inquiry of her own, roll with the punches and covertly tell her that you want to fuck her, via compliment, teasing, etc. If the answer yields a lull, make a general statement, then follow up with your intentions to fuck her

 

You: lol! The fish are not behaving… You’re cute BTW! :)

 

It’s much like sex… start slow (intro)  get faster (a little more rapport)  build/provide energy (shit is happening)  Get them charged up (women get very talkative)  Get energy (Get them curious, they will be on the chase)  Finish with boldness (seal the deal, get the date) \t

 

Additional Tips:

  \t Be fluid like water, then penetrate like ice. If you have something specific which you are looking for or a specific type of girl, then go in head first and execute. At times I will let a woman take charge, answer questions while being mildly playful, do nothing but dodge jabs, and some hours later she’s riding me like a sex starved maniac. While dominant by nature, I am willing to temporarily compromise my dominant position to get in, and I proceed to dominate afterwards in future interactions with new leverage (dick).

 

Avoid 25-29 year olds like the plague, they are best mated with a helpless beta and are most often a complete waste of time. The 24 and under still have life in them, and the 30+ crowd have come to accept the terms of life, while they will still try to tame you and pin you down - when push comes to shove - they have a better understanding of their bargaining position and will usually accept a dicking over nothing at all.

 

Profile/Pictures:

 

Picture are a point of importance which stop 90% of men from entering the online sex market. In addition to 50+ online girls in the past year, what inspired me to put this together is seeing the market place from a woman’s perspective time and time again while browsing their dating apps. As I lay in bed a repeat customer (HB10) who I had met from OKC, I decide that she shall not get her morning round until I had fun with her phone which was beeping earlier creating somewhat of an annoyance. Open the OkCupid application, lo and behold – I am greeted by 1000+ visitors, and 100+ unread messages from the previous couple of days. As her status was changed to ‘online’ the messages started coming in at a rapid rate (this is at 7AM on the weekend) every beta Bob who did not get laid the night prior was mass sending ‘Hey’s’ and ‘Hi’s’ in the most gruesome manner. Out of the 100+ messages received, no more than 10 were opened and a total of 3 received a response. The 20x20 pixel message avatar of the other 90% of men was enough to deem them virtually invisible. But I don’t blame her, the pictures we so bad they could have comprised page #25 of a high school yearbook. Take better pictures!

 

The three men were me, my pictures make me out to be a super tall 10 with my best most natural smile captured and muscles showing (not actually a 10), and another man who looked like a Calvin Klein underwear model (shirtless photo) and one other.

 

Mr. CK was eliminated due to being too needy in messages, and the other was far too aggressive. Leaving me to be the winner by default.

 

The picture experiment:

 

While travelling South America earlier this summer I had many pictures taken of me. On one specific day I walked through a park in the Amazon for hours with a HB7 I met at the resort where we took hundreds of pictures and while browsing through them the next day I found the one that best highlighted my features. In two similar instances I had two others taken of me, these pictures have worked wonderfully for online dating, but I tried something different.

 

As an experiment I added a fourth picture to my profiles which was with messy hair, bad lighting, and a horrible angle in front of a squat rack. This was the equivalent of infecting my profiles with a virus as my response rate dropped by a whooping 90% with just one bad picture. Messaging on POF/OKC with great pictures works like clockwork, send a message, so-and-so has views your profile, 10 seconds later a response is received.
This is because there are substantially more males than females on these websites, not to mention that many of the females are of an undesirable age group, creating a higher demand on the 18-24 year old good looking female demographic (100s:1). This partially re-affirms the studies showing that websites such as POF and OKC are looks based, but there’s a catch – it was not so much that 90 out of 100 men are ugly, it was because their pictures sucked, a lot!

 

Women know how to take great pictures and spend hours a day making themselves look good. Men on the other hand, fail to take good pictures in the one arena where pictures matter the most. As in my scenario, have good pictures taken, photography is an art and can make a 4 look like 6-7, or a 7-8 look like 10. Fitness alone allows most men to take jaw dropping pictures that melt panties.

 

On Tinder/Bumble the ball game is slightly different. Women choose who they talk to at their own discretion. When a woman has to filter through 100 men who have all messaged her, she doesn’t have the time to read profiles, find the interesting ones and talk to them hoping something will materialize – she will choose the 10 which she believes are best looking and try to find the AF in between. Tinder is more forgiving for less dazzling men, as they can take pictures which are interesting and get plenty of matches. An example of an ‘interesting’ picture is cruising down the street on a bicycle with both feet on the seat, augmented with a big carefree smile, performing on a stage, doing something funny with a pet, being awarded a black belt at a martial arts competition. With tinder and bumble, it is possible to spark interest and distinguish yourself from the pact without relying heavily on appearance.

 

Referring back to pictures not being a primary ingredient how it works is as follows:

 

Great Pictures = Lots of Matches (almost all of them)   Mediocre Pictures = Some Matches (5-10%)   Bad Pictures = No Matches

 

While I heavily emphasize having great pictures, even a hit rate of 5-10% every man can get at least 50-100 matches/messages in a major city, and I have seen the ugliest of men score big on Tinder through the numbers game.

 

No Game: It does not matter how great your pictures are, you are relying strictly on luck, and very little will materialize into a bang. The worst part is that it is nearly impossible to understand your failures without outside intervention

 

Mediocre Game: The number of dates will be directly proportional to your match count, however, very few of those dates will materialize into lays. Many would call those dates a waste of time, you can take it as a learning process and accept your failures.

 

Great Game: The number of dates will be directly proportional to your match count; most dates should materialize into a lay/plate.

 

With online dating having sub-optimal pictures is the equivalent of shooting darts from twice the distance. While having no game is like shooting in the opposite direction. \t  

Conclusion:

 

Online dating is salesmanship, you must put in time and work to get better at it, internalize what others tell you but ultimately develop your own approach. Much like making a sale, you first generate leads and the numbers start flowing in, you arrange deals (dates), some come through and some fail. It is a skill acquired only through practice. Many argue that online dating is a cess pool, and I agree that the quality is diluted by the entirety of the bottom half of the barrel being there. In far too many instances it can be gratifying, entertaining and fun to play with (and sex of course).

 

Online dating is hard for men because it is so easy for anyone to enter, to be the top 5-10% you must get good. The silver lining is that your competition is awful, obnoxious, and defeated for the most part. Final disclaimer: If you have walked up to a woman in the street, greeted her, and asked her out – you have already proven that you have balls and don’t shy away. The same cannot be said about an arranged online date, be bold, and don’t skip the part where you stick your neck out there and go for the kill, just as you would have done in person.

 

-JesusTheThird