Looking at around a quarter million a year before taxes and expenses.

All of the sudden, women who failed to express their love for me have decided to do so. Why, I know you won't believe this but a couple of girls I once hit on are breaking up with their boyfriends.

Amazing, I know. It's like, I work my ass off, earn an amazing financial opportunity, and all of the sudden girls become single at the same time.

I am so lucky.

Lucky I've never believed in love.