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[–]Scourmont226 points227 points228 points 3 years ago (13 children) | Copy Link
You lost me at motherfuckers. I don't do ghetto ass, potty mouth bitches.
[–]Never_Simp108 points109 points110 points 3 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
Yeah that is fucking annoying. She wants all these things and thinks it’s cute to call me a motherfucker? Bitch, show some fucking respect to whatever future man is going to be taking care of your pathetic fat ass.
[–]Scourmont44 points45 points46 points 3 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Also, what up with the periods in friends? That a carousel acronym now?
[–][deleted] 27 points28 points29 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
The show, presumably. Guess she doesnt like it.
[–]Scourmont21 points22 points23 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I could name a dozen shows I don't like but I'm not putting such trivial crap in my dating profile.
[–]NuclearTheology9 points10 points11 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
It’s likely the old TV show, even though it hasn’t really been relevant since the 00’s outside of its recent Netflix revival
[–]Scourmont2 points3 points4 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh, that shit. I never watched it so no wonder.
[–]kickulus6 points7 points8 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fuck, ruin, instigate, exaggerate, deny, shame
a sluts 6 rules to success. rinse repeat til ur 40
[–]young_legendary1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fucked
Raw
Inside
Ejaculated
Not
Doing
Simps
[–]xfallenxwolfx28 points29 points30 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's women for you today, disrespecting men left and right.
[–]RRFdevSr. Hamster Analyst20 points21 points22 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She wants all these things and thinks it’s cute to call me a motherfucker?
Chad Thunderdong was a cussing motherfucker, so she thinks its cool to emulate his behavior to attract other Chad Thunderdongs.
[–]Charmingaxelotl19 points20 points21 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I’m ok with motherfuckers but I’m out with “tryna.”
[–]Typo-MAGAshivOfficial Bloopie Chaser, Drive-by Asshole6 points7 points8 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Same. Cursing doesn't bother me, but bad English does.
[–]snginc[🍰] 1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Your comment has me so weak!
[–]jkballzer122 points123 points124 points 3 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
Bet she’s a fat, lazy, boring feminist who works in HR and is probably 5’5”.
[–]beaverbuffer[S] 65 points66 points67 points 3 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
She definitely didn’t have much to offer in the way of looks but she’s 22 and thinks the world revolves around her.
[–]redditthrow3237 points38 points39 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
But shes _______ and thinks the world revolves around her
[–]platypoctagon19 points20 points21 points 3 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
She also has nothing to offer in terms of personality.
"I love Taco Tuesday, the beach and traveling."
Oh, okay. Have fun finding a tall pretty boy when you're 30 with saggy leather beach skin.
[–]Tweapodok339 points10 points11 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I’d like to say to her “know who else likes food and travel? Everyone.”
[–]27KHHVJr. Hamster Analyst18 points19 points20 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I think all the hot and tall CHAD gentlemen here should send her ALL the gym pics and tell her she can't have any of that lmao would enjoy watching it drive her insane.
[–]onbakeplatinum8 points9 points10 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I don't think she works at all
[–]Aurelian19605 points6 points7 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
With an ass that looks like two midgets wrestling under a tarp.
[–]Honest_SolutionSr. Toxically Masculine Care Boi97 points98 points99 points 3 years ago (13 children) | Copy Link
Never knew my guns would keep me safe from useless whores. Thanks, guns! Maybe I need to buy more.
[–]houseoftolstoyUnchivalrous Christian43 points44 points45 points 3 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link
I find that those who are most vocally opposed to guns have the least amount of knowledge with how they work. Not only that, but the assumption that owning a gun means that you are always one step away from going on a murder spree. That assumption is always based on what they would do with a gun, not what most gun owners would though.
And I certainly agree that having a gun to filter out the kind of women you don't want is a nice side benefit.
[–]Honest_SolutionSr. Toxically Masculine Care Boi17 points18 points19 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
These stupid women that claim they won’t date you because you own a gun(s) will turn around and date the local drug dealer that carries a Saturday night special in his baggy ass pants. What women are really saying is “ewww you own something LEGALLY? How boring!”
[–]theDukesofSwagger13 points14 points15 points 3 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Take a anti-gunner to the shooting range and they soon won’t be.
[–]Honest_SolutionSr. Toxically Masculine Care Boi10 points11 points12 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Fuck that. I’m not wasting my ammo on some whore so she can stop hating me for owning guns. I might let her shoot my guns if she buys the ammo. Then pay to have my gun cleaned.
[–]theDukesofSwagger3 points4 points5 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Not talking about a date with her specifically. Just in general.
[–]thefilthyhermit8 points9 points10 points 3 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Some people can't be turned and reasoned with. Choose wisely to make sure you aren't training a possible adversary.
[–]theDukesofSwagger6 points7 points8 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
For sure. You can usually tell if they’re to deep into the anti-gun side. But most people just default to it because they’ve never touched a gun and all they hear in the media is “pEopLe aRe dYinGG!!”. Pretty easy to change their mind if you explain enough to them.
[–]Older_MiggySwashbuckle born & Carol torn0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They aren't worth that much effort.
[–]hi_im_noonehere6 points7 points8 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This happened to me. Went and shot with my GF's dad and it definitely softened my anti-gun stance.
[–]Typo-MAGAshivOfficial Bloopie Chaser, Drive-by Asshole1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I find that those who are most vocally opposed to guns have the least amount of knowledge with how they work
Telltale signs: they say "clip" instead of "magazine", they think fully automatic weapons are available legally to the general public, etc.
[–]beaverbuffer[S] 11 points12 points13 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Non lethal home defense
[–]One-Move0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ditto, and not even wasted a round
[–]dante-_vic55 points56 points57 points 3 years ago* (8 children) | Copy Link
Do these girls really think a profile like that will attract a good man?
[–]Honest_SolutionSr. Toxically Masculine Care Boi62 points63 points64 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Women like her don’t know what an actual good man is. They never will either.
[–]beaverbuffer[S] 37 points38 points39 points 3 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
You don’t think that a boss bitch is attractive?
[–]dante-_vic27 points28 points29 points 3 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
How about NO.
[–]TraksimussJr. Hamster Analyst17 points18 points19 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
How about balls getting busted every day, and nonstop nagging every minute of your life? Sounds better now, eh?
[–]dante-_vic7 points8 points9 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sounds like my sister, no thank you
[–]Ishabaka18 points19 points20 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They think they DESERVE a good man, because "POWERFUL", "Queenz".
[–]coomer_13526 points7 points8 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sad thing is you can make a profile like this and still get 100 simps drooling
[–]justiceavenger23 points4 points5 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yes because they have been told they are queens all their lives from the government, media, teacher, simps, and parents. The idea of being flawed is absurd to them. Why else would she think having a baby and being pregnant makes her a catch? You know why you never see men act like being broke is attractive? Because we know it isn't.
[–]Profitglutton42 points43 points44 points 3 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Single moms tend to hate Republicans. I take it that it’s because a lot of them aren’t soyed out and have standards for them. In other words they’re intimidated by strong independent men who don’t need no women...and have standards.
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[–]RegRobillard"Ask Reggie" Fugazi Pink Pills for Females-1 points0 points1 point 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I don't think so. In terms of actual policy, the conservatives have been far more damaging than the liberals and even the feminists. Dalrock did some amazing posts about how the evangelical Protestant establishment in the USA is more virulently anti-male and anti-father than even the most rainbow haired landwhale feminists
[–][deleted] 33 points34 points35 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
T.R.A.S.H.
[–]Ace_Hanlon16 points17 points18 points 3 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Biggest red flag: she doesn't like F.R.I.E.N.D.S.
[–]saberwarthog9 points10 points11 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Because "No one told her life was gonna be this way (clap clap clap clap clap) Her job's a joke, she's broke, her love life's DOA"
Yep, you can understand why she doesn't like F.R.I.E.N.D.S, she wanted to be better than Rachel or Monica, but with this attitude she can't even be with the Ugly Naked Guy ...
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I’d love traveling too if it were free.
[–]cutt882 points3 points4 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She wants you to pay for everything but doesn't want "broke asses". Hypocrisy, double standards, and projection at its finest.
[–][deleted] 14 points15 points16 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Likes eating and travelling.
How original.
[–]TomahawkSuppositorySurvived the hoe hunger games13 points14 points15 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
How original, a useless twat demanding things.
[–]Red_Pill_DynamicsJr. Hamster Analyst6 points7 points8 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ironically this bitch is definitely someone's crazy ex.
She's just another walking contradiction, like the rest of these lame thots.
[–]houseoftolstoyUnchivalrous Christian8 points9 points10 points 3 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
The kind of woman that outright demands you pay for everything is the type of woman who orders the most expensive thing on the menu along with the most expensive drinks, just because she thinks of a man as a living ATM. No doubt her travel tastes are also expensive.
[–]RRFdevSr. Hamster Analyst7 points8 points9 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This reminds me of the bullshit I read often on r/niceguys. They balk and screech at a man paying for everything, but when they are post wall NOW they want a man to pay for everything.
[–]justiceavenger21 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And now you get to pay for her 2 kids when traveling. I just love paying for 2 extra plane tickets for kids that aren't mine plus for a woman who will probably be too busy to even spend time with me on said trip lol. It is one thing if you pay for your kids plane tickets and can't fuck your wife because your kids keep getting in the way. It is another when the kids are 2 other mens and this woman probably doesn't even consider her your girlfriend.
[–]symko7 points8 points9 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I've never been dumpster diving but dumpster diving seems FAR better than having anything to do with this chick.
[–]NickTesla2018Built his own hamster wheel5 points6 points7 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Trash gets picked up on Wednesdays.
[–]submit3r5 points6 points7 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
WHAT. DO. YOU. OFFER?
[–]pebblefromwell4 points5 points6 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Goddammit it is easier to just have a sugarbabby
sugarbabby
How is babby formed
How girl get pragnant
[–]Stateist5554 points5 points6 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
shit post put up a pic
[–]28-rays-later3 points4 points5 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
what a catch
[–]beaverbuffer[S] 1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Why wouldn’t it
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
As is tradition.
[–]Savixe4 points5 points6 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Does that bitch realize only 15% of men are over 6 feet?
Is she amongst the 15% most attractive? I dont think so.
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Too bad we won't be able to enjoy some pictures of this wonderful Lady Ratchetley. If she's as eyes-pleasing as she seems to be sweet, we are missing quite a lot. Life is mostly made of sorrows and pain.
[–]Gozie52 points3 points4 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What's wrong with gym pics? So many have one these days.
[–]suicidemeteor2 points3 points4 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"F.R.I.E.N.D.S"?
Does she mean the show...? FWB? Why not just type "friends" in quotes, why make it an acronym like some shitty villain or wannabe 3 letter agency.
[–]hdhdjdjdjdjjdjdjdkdk2 points3 points4 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Gonna be fun once she hits the wall, if she already hasn't.
[–]NinjaDingoJr. Hamster Analyst2 points3 points4 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ugh. Do they really think some guy with his shit together reads this and thinks 'yeah, this one's a keeper, I can't wait to introduce her to my mum'
[–]mikeymikeymikey19682 points3 points4 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Eh, a 5'10" dude is a "shortie"???
Yeah I’m 5’9” and I’ve had no issues finding girls who are ok with my height.
[–]1st10Amendments2 points3 points4 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So, bitching at men right off the bat, then demanding, eliminating most of the planet, while bringing more demands as your main offerings. Sounds like a winning strategy.
Maybe these are restrictions her parole officer gave her and she's just passing them along?
[–]mark1x121101 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
23 miles (37.01 km) is not enough. Run more
[–]chadtwashington0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Can I just cut the bullshit and just pay for the sex directly so we don't have to talk?
[–]TheApricotCavalier|-.,_,.-Troll Mind in a TRP Body-.,_,.-|0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Is all that 1 person?
[–]almightyzenith0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
5"10 is not even short wtf
[–]Banincoming0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Every "no X" on a women's list is because she got fucked by 10 of them and it didn't work out. So if they got 50 dealbreakers, that's 500 guys that railed her and ran.
[–]marc-home0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It seems that shes a very lovely person
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
what did F.R.I.E.N.D.S ever do to you lol
[–]sumdood12345-5 points-4 points-3 points 3 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
You can be happy with people of differing opinions...
[–]beaverbuffer[S] 7 points8 points9 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Of course you can but expecting someone to pay for everything is ridiculous
[–]sumdood123452 points3 points4 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
True. Split the bill, or nothing.
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[–]beaverbuffer[S] 6 points7 points8 points 3 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
What problem? What are your suggestions on fixing it?
[–]sumdood12345-2 points-1 points0 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Same here, if you don’t have suggestions to fix it. Why are you contributing to the conversation?
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