INTRO:

I see a lot of guys on here claim that they need to work on themselves just a little bit more before they start hitting the field.. They need to make more money, loser more weight, get better gains, or whatever other excuse they can come up with..

A little background on myself...

-I am a college student. An older student to be exact (I am 27 in my junior year of undergrad).

-I am 5'8" which most people consider "short" but it's really average height around where I live I would say.. On top of this, I don't feel inferior to taller people like a lot of shorter people do who I see post on the internet.

-I am under/unemployed at the moment. I work at my university as a TA so right now during the break I am unemployed.. But even during the school year I usually have only $30 to my name 4 days before I will get my next paycheck.

-My social status is zilch right now. I'm a bit of a lone wolf most of the time, although I do have a "social circle" I wouldn't say I'm on a best friends level/partners in crime connection with any of these people.

-I have female friends. I might even be "friend zoned" by a few of them but I couldn't care less. They're still fun to hang and party with.

-I have no car.. While my family helps me with my education and the various expenses that come with it, I do not get handouts like money to go to the movies with friends or go out drinking or something.

-The one thing I do have going for me is I'm a relatively "handsome" guy. I don't have a super sharp jaw line or anything.. But I have okay facial aesthetics, look masculine, and I've been told I have really nice eyes. I also have about 10 or 11 tattoos and have sort of a more masc hipster look.. not like some pussy nu-male

BODY

So you're probably wondering "how the hell does this loser get laid? what the fuck does he have to say?".

Well what I have to say is.. Just give it the slightest fucking effort and things will probably work out for you at some point. You don't even need "game" or to maintain some alpha persona in order to bed girls in the HB5-8 range.. You just need to fucking ask her out and eventually make a move on the date.

A few weeks ago, my semester ended a bit early. I had a good week and a half between my second to last and very last final.. So I hopped on tinder to see what was going on.

TINDER DATE 1

I match up with an HB8 who's really cool. We have a lot of similar interests from art to music to photography and know a few people in common. We meet up at a nearby bar close to my dorm and her apartment. We had a great conversation at the bar, leave, and I'm walking her home. I got the feeling she wasn't eager to fuck (probably cause I did no kino on the date or even kissed her) but I wanted to see if I could push things farther anyway.

I suggest we keep hanging out and ask her if she's down. She said sure we could drink some beers up in her apartment. We go up there, drink a little bit, smoke some weed, and I started to get kind of anxious/psyched out from the weed. I felt kind of weird like I shouldn't make a move on her, but I just played with her dog as we watched tv. She gets up and says she has to go to bed. She's tired.

As we're walking toward the door, she locks it without asking if I wanted to leave. LOL. So I just turn her around, start making out with her and lifted up her skirt grabbing her ass. We then proceed to her bedroom and fuck for about an hour before passing out.

Tried to meet up a 2nd time, but she didn't seem very interested. We were also both leaving town for about a month in a week so the timing logistics weren't there to build things. Oh well.

money spent on date: $12 (3 beers for myself with a $1 tip each) Got laid.

TINDER DATE #2

A few days later, matched up with another girl on tinder and had a short convo. I didn't think it was going anywhere but this chick texted me on a tuesday night at like 11:30 to come hangout... You know what that means..

I ride my bike to her neighborhood and we meet up at this chill bar with $2 beers (hell yeah). She's a little bit chubbier than expected (but that's expected honestly) but still fuck-able.. Probably an HB5. She's from London which is cool, I've never met someone from London before so it was interesting to hear her use the language/dialect and tell stories about the city.

The girl was kind of a bitch though. I didn't like the way she talked to the bartender or the security guy at the door. Bein someone who worked in service industry for 10+ years, this shit drives me nuts. But I decided to turn the other cheek. She's just some privileged girl who doesn't get it. She suggested I get shots with her.. I told her I don't drink liquor (I actually just didn't feel like spending $5 on a shot when there were $2 beers I could pace on). The girl buys me 2 shots and a beer the whole night. I didn't buy her anything.

We leave the bar, and go back to her place to yet again.. "smoke weed" which we actually do. I felt weird and psyched out again from the weed. I realize it's probably not smart to smoke weed on dates with people I'm getting to know, but fuck it.. It's free weed and I couldn't care less if I got laid or not.. But I'll push for it again. We're just chilling, watching TV. I touch her thigh and she leans in closer to me. One thing leads to another and we're in her bedroom fucking.

She texted me the next day, but I wasn't that into her so I just didn't reply. Never heard from her again.

Money spent on date: $5; Got laid.

HANGING OUT WITH OLD COWORKER

I started off this post by mentioning that I'm 27 and in my junior year of undergrad. Prior to going to college, I worked in the service industry for 10+ years as a dishwasher, line cook, prep guy, delivery guy, cashier, etc.. As some of us know, lots of unreported sexual harassment or "flirting" happens in this environment. I had this one coworker.. HB7 who always had the hots for me. We'd tease and flirt a lot at work but it never went anywhere because she had a boyfriend, I had a girlfriend and other logistical issues.

I just got home to see my family for christmas and hit her up because we were planning to go out for drinks now that she's 21. She picks me up from my family's house and we go out and get our drinks and talk for a little bit. I ordered the first round. Obviously a cheap $3 beer for myself and whatever girly drink she wants. Luckily, she got a cider which is only $5. (I only had $10) I pay the $8 and tip the bartender $1 and tell my friend she's buying next round.

We sit down, talk, joke about dumb old shit that happened at our past job and talk shit about the co-workers we didn't like. I'm having a pretty good time. Like she used to at work, she starts bitching about her boyfriend... But not in that "He's such an asshole he cheated on me ugh!" kind of way, more of a "he's so stupid, immature, and pathetic" kind of way. She then goes on to tell me how they "went on a break" and she made out with a few guys at different parties and stuff but now they're back together.

We leave the bar and she's dropping me off. I give her a hug and go in for the kiss. Kiss turned into a make out session. I invite her into my house to hangout in my room and watch movies and stuff, but she's at her mom's house right now who's super strict with her so she has to leave.. But gives me a "definitely next time". If this was any other chick, I would just think "oh whatever.. next" but we have a bit of a history so I believed it.

Money spent on date: $9; kiss-close and potential future lay.

HANGING OUT WITH RANDOM GIRL FROM FACEBOOK

A few days before I left to come home from the holidays, I got a friend request from some girl on Facebook. I don't think I had ever met her but we have similar interest and a few mutual friends. I accepted the request and we also followed each other on IG.

This girl is pretty cute.. HB7 with a phat booty and a thick (but not fat) hourglass figure which personally drives me wild. I was taking the bus home and kind of horny looking at this girl's IG pics and decided to go weeks deep and just like a bunch of random shit on her IG. Testing the waters to see what retarded shit I can do but build attraction anyway.

A few days later, I messaged this girl on FB. We had a short conversation.. Probably similar to a tinder convo. I then messaged her my number. We made plans to meet up at a bar by her apartment a few days later (she lives a few towns over though). I borrowed my grandma's car to get there (without asking) and made sure I got her car back to the house before she woke up (my grandma always sleeps until 11 or so). My grandma shouldn't be driving anyway and I always help out around her house when I'm home.. So I figure I'm not the shitty grandson here since a good 50% of my cousins are drug addicts.

I told this girl I was super broke right now and luckily she is too so we agreed to get some cheap beers to pre game with at her house. I get to her house and the girl's trashed. Which kind of turned me off but fuck it.. I'm just gonna get drunk with some random people (her and her roommates) and see where the night goes. We drink a little bit and her roommates go out for food. Me and the girl never even wind up leaving the apartment, just have a netflix and chill sesh. I started out with the classic yawn and stretch/put my arm around her which she is receptive to. Then I'm touching her ass and legs.. Next thing I know we're making out, go to her bedroom and have an all night fuck fest.

This girl was the best lay I've had in a while.. Maybe ever. The sex was really good but her pussy smelled a little funky. Luckily I wore a condom every time we fucked that night. We met up again and fucked again, but she also had the stinky pussy thing going on again this time. At one point it made my dick go soft. It's kind of annoying cause this girl's sexy and fun to hangout with despite possibly being an alcoholic and having a smelly pussy.. She also has a vibe to her like she might be a closeted sex worker or stripper. But I think I'm gonna have to pass here. Also she mentioned a few of my old buddy's names I couldn't mention her to so I'm guessing she fucked them too.

Money spent on (2) dates: $10 (1 six pack of IPAs)

CONCLUSION

Over the span of hanging out with these 4 different girls (5 dates) in some 2 weeks time, I only spent $36. On 4/5 dates I was given free weed (the last girl even gave me a gram for christmas lol), sex, and a comfy bed to sleep in.

So my lesson here with this field report is for all you broke average dudes out there to stop making fucking excuses. If I can pull this shit, I'm sure you can too. Use your head, be creative with how you solve logistical problems (like stealing your grandma's car) and execute.

I think the most important thing to acknowledge is, you have to want to get laid to make it happen. I think I have a similar problem to a lot of other 20 somethings here where I was (and still kind of am) sort of careless when it comes to getting laid. I don't usually "go for it" because of my timid/shy nature.. But these past few weeks I've been saying FUCK IT! (for science) and seeing how far I can go with this shit.

Stop saying you're too broke to go on a date. You're not. $10 is enough, tell the chick "sorry I only have $10 bucks" she might change the date to "just come over and fuck me instead then".

Having a car doesn't matter, get her to pick you up if you live in suburbs and there's no good public transportation.

Being totally ripped, while advantageous, is not the green or red light for sex/dating. The green or red light is usually just dependent on the girl's minimum standard (no beta manginas; have a somewhat sexy personality, don't look like some cheeto eating noob murking basement dweller). It's 2016. Deez hoes aint submitting to the patriarchy, they're free to fuck whoever they want whenever they want. No brakes folks.

Height is all in your head. I'm 5'8" and height has never been an issue for me. I've banged girls who were taller than me too. Just go for girls who are your height and/or shorter or tall girls who seem more open minded than some basic bitch who's concerned about how she'll look in heels standing next to you.

Most importantly, don't be ashamed of who you are! Fuck the haters. This is something I still struggle with. I find it embarrassing telling people I'm 27 and on the tail end of my undergrad. I feel like it's a bad impression of who I am, but at the end of the day it's better than saying I'm a college dropout who delivers pizza and defaulted on his loans. I'm fucking doing something with my life, I am passionate about what I study, am at the top of my class, and am determined to be successful in my field. Fuck anyone who feels the need to pull some "college boy" or "aren't you too old for that?" shit on me. I refuse to settle for less and am determined to work for something more, that's why I'm there. Not to delay adulthood.

Anyway, hope this post helps some of the guys out there who are down on their luck. Don't strike out looking at the ball!

EDIT: Thanks everyone for the kind feedback. I even got some positive feedback from people over at The Blue Pill (lol).