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[–]BlueBlood7532 points33 points34 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Me: “I only date fat girls”
Feminists : “well, now you’re fetishizing them”
[–]itsalexcl13 points14 points15 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's an extremely sound argument. Now I am uncomfortable...😬
[–]sw64329 points10 points11 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I only date men with abs
I am not mad, technically we all got abs only its covered by quiet a bit of fat covering them
[–][deleted] 17 points18 points19 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hey, let's pretend that it's completely fine to reject all men who didn't fulfill a certain genetic standard, but bash men who shame us over something that we can control. Lmao
[–]EightBitEmi1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
D O U B L E S T A N D A R D S
[–]SamuelJones21520 points1 point2 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I don't get what women have against short men? Not every dude is 6 ft tall the average height is 5 ft 8 last time I checked
[–]buddahbait-2 points-1 points0 points 3 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
I ended up hate-fucking a woman from the office a while back who was at least 160lbs. We both worked in the same department until she requested a transfer one day. Came to find out, I was the reason for that transfer.
The company had instructed all managers (myself among them) to ring-fence funding acquired through a subsidiary in order to finance our main project for that quarter. Deborah (not real name ofc) basically became redundant in her role at this point so I assigned her to the HR department in our main division, which should have suited her perfectly, as all they did up there was sit on their fat asses all day and browse social media. Deborah worked until the end of the week and was in M&A by Monday, citing to her new supervisors that I had "overruled and demeaned" her constanly, and she would make it legal if her request was denied.
Cut to 8 months later at the New Year party and I'm getting blown by her before we'd even ordered the Uber back to her place. It is now May, and every time I see her 'Live, Laugh, Love' wall sign in our Zoom meetings, I think to myself: "Did I wrap it up that night in her kitchen or am I getting squeezed for child maintenance this fall?"
Two lessons here fellas: don't go stickin' your dick in crazy, but only stick it in a fat lady when it's double-wrapped, because for the next nine months you'll never be able to tell if she's knocked-up.
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