Couple years ago I met P, who's one of my closest friends now. P is a man's man. Grew up in a house with no father, worked his ass off since he was 15, now is one of the top Men's Physique competitors in our country and, generally speaking, is a great laid-back guy with a rock solid frame and 99 lvl of IDGAF attitude who's always there for his friends.
In january this year he met Sally after she DM'd him a couple of times. Sally is a petite blonde with a great ass, huge blue eyes and a goofy personality. She seemed alright when I first met her: she didn't drink, had no tattoos, piercings, was a gym rat and was pretty shy.
They hit it off pretty well but note that he never mentioned them being official and even despite him dodging the "what are we" bullet a couple of times, Sally sure as hell thought they're gonna marry one day. Mister P at the time had a couple of ONS/plates to spin and wasn't really paying too much attention to what's going on between them, so things went downhill one day.
It all started with weird things like her driving to his home to see if his car is there when he didn't answer her message at night or actually sending her girl friends to check places where him and I used to hang out a lot to see if there are women with us.
Folks, that bitch was all over him. She looked fine af yet he was a couple points above her SMV so she was going crazy about him. Sally even asked if she can eat his ass if she'd quit smoking for one month and went batshit crazy when he didn't let her do that eventually.
Shitstorm got stronger every day so mister P decided to end it all. He drove to her place and had a conversation about how things aren't working and it's time to part ways. This is when things got real serious. She started yelling, crying, threatening him that she'll kill herself, you get the drift. Bitch did a 180 in one second. Now she's posting stories on IG with his photos about how much of a twat he is.
So, remember that one innocent blue-eyed girl who was willing to quit years of smoking just to taste raw man's ass? Well, that crazy bitch burned down my man's car tonight. He's crushed, I'm speechless, she's arrested. Never let your guard down brothers.
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